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@HoosierCath

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I mourn a world I never knew. Recovering Hill Staffer. Yale, Cambridge, NDLaw To God the Glory.

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2 years
“Yes Holy Father, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant Work Ethic…”
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@CrankyFed More people live in Indiana than Scotland and it’s not close
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1 year
Every Hill Staffer when they see Oppenheimer: OMG he’s literally me
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2 years
I don’t have anything to sell, so pray for me, if you would!
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@churchofengland And who was St. Augustine of Canterbury sent by? Rhymes with cope?
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10 months
@wife_geist I now get aristocrats hanging paintings in their home
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6 months
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow
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1 year
Met a personal hero today! @holland_tom is a rare Brit to visit DC and not set fire to something
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It’s been an immense privilege to serve @RepGregPence and the Indiana 6th for the last year and a half. Looking forward to starting at @NDLaw in August! Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
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2 years
I am an adult employed on another continent and I’m still getting Cambridge Union campaign invites
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Day 1 of summer unemployment starts right
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“Bowling alone? Sounds like a skill issue”
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8 months
Alea iacta est (I’ve submitted my Harvard and Yale Law School applications)
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5 months
Do you think anyone’s ever sent one of these and the update was “Congratulations! You’ve been accepted”? (Context: I got waitlisted)
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1 year
@NeilGarratt In fairness, this is also one of the richest zip codes in America, and the town is designed as a suburb of Indianapolis that is outside its jurisdiction so it doesn’t have to give any money to the rest of the city
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Was on Twitter on my computer, got bored, and pulled up Twitter on my phone out of habit. My brain is fried like a iPad toddler
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3 months
I am flying tonight to visit him and my flight is already delayed. Please pray my travel is not impeded
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3 months
Please pray for a dear friend who is in the ICU right now
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@shinboson Dudes rock obviously, but Lord of the Flies was a critique of British boarding schools if I recall, and the social conditions within them, not just speculative fiction about the collapse of civilization
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It is the weekend Act like it
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2 years
Can’t believe Boris Johnson is going to be the Grover Cleveland of the UK
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1 year
Went to Mass in THE HAMPTONS and I was the only one in a jacket and tie
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3 months
Tim was a great friend and a true brother in Christ. He was a gift to those who were blessed to know him, and I hope you'll consider supporting his family in their time of grief. "He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more"
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8 months
Law school applications officially submitted! St. Joseph of Cupertino, pray for me!
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2 years
You’re not gonna believe this, but reports are saying that, seeing the British chaos, Franz Duke of Bavaria has landed at Dover, launching the next Jacobite rebellion
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1 year
@deleteevelyn “Sphere is the God Shape” feels like 3rd century neoPlatonism
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3 months
Please pray for a dear friend who is in the ICU right now
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2 months
Chilled Riesling is the drink of the summer. You heard it here first
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3 years
Mass fit for Baby Jesus
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11 months
Taking the LSAT tomorrow! Pray for me! St. Joseph of Cupertino, pray for me!
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5 months
The death of hooks on the back of bathroom doors is a micro aggression against people who still dress up for brunch
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2 months
Allie is a fed trying to get you to show pictures of yourself; I would never do that
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How tall are y’all in real life? I’m 5’8” or 5’6” (depending on which leg)
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“Please send my transcript, I need it for scholarships” “We’re European, so it might take a month to put paper in an envelope”
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2 years
Archaic American liquor laws are so dumb; it’s my God-given right to buy vodka and beer at the same store
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11 months
She’s beautiful
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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, blessed be the name of the Lord
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I am a Georgetown supremacist
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10 months
1. Meet with a Jesuit university’s government affairs head 2. Geek out to him about my thesis on a Jesuit saint 3. He’s an Episcopalian Pain
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2 years
I’m playing both sides, so I always come out on top
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“How did you turn religion fratty?” -my elder sister Merry Christmas everyone!
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9 months
The number of Barbour jackets at Mass in Georgetown today was honestly insane
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27 days
Two houses, both alike in dignity. In fair Congress, where we lay our scene…
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9 months
Pierre Poilievre coded
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7 months
“I found the Crown of Jollity lying in the gutter, and so I picked it up…” Merry Christmas! May the birth of Christ bring you joy and peace
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Deo gratias I was able to spend time at his bedside, praying with family and friends. Please continue to pray for him
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I am flying tonight to visit him and my flight is already delayed. Please pray my travel is not impeded
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2 years
I should be able to sue Jason Stanley for single-handedly collapsing the prestige of my degree
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8 months
Me at 19 (I wear the same outfit to go apple picking every year)
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2 years
Successfully infiltrated a @CamUniLiberals dinner
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Ed Milliband losing an election for not being able to eat properly (2014)
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Bookstore lady asks where I work “the Hill” She complains how bad Republicans are “I hope you’re not a conservative” Tell her I work for the Republican Party She trips over herself to name Republicans she likes Confirming my theory that no one is confrontational in person
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I've been in a bit of spiritual turmoil this past week, for obvious reasons, but I finally went to Confession this morning to get my soul in order All praise to Jesus Christ, now and forever
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Do you think God stays in heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?
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finally finishing the day strong with a Gonster
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This look was described as “confused frat bro”
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1 year
The Land! The Land! ‘Twas God who made the land
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Non-alcoholic beer is proof of the depravity of the human spirit
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Vacation is for drinking and reading
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For the past year, every time I finished a book at work I’d put it on the shelf (further proof the federal budget should be slashed)
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So many words to say Republican staffer
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POV: it’s Monday and your coworker is going to mention his two day hangover, his parlay that didn’t hit, and ask if you have any Zyns
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2 years
I’m in my cozy era
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@mcinthedc @bilbosfootcomb Which is funny because his last name is O’Connell
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2 months
"We should regularly repeat prayers as a means of catechesis" another reinventing Catholic practice win!
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Erik Reed
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We recite the Apostle’s Creed each week as a church. We’ve done it for years. It has served to catechize our folks in these core doctrines of the faith.
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2 years
Finish the book you’re reading before buying more challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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It’s Sunday. Go to Mass and feed your soul. Then, feed your body.
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2 years
All my Indiana training kicking in
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I’ve merely looked at job applications and am now considering never leaving university
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birthday gift for myself 🥳🥳
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Europeans wouldn’t get it
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The Chiefs used a B-2 for last night's flyover. The B-2 is the world's most expensive plane ($2B+) & its wingspan stretches half a football field. The plane can carry 16 nuclear bombs & reach anywhere in the world within hours. Only 21 were ever built.
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You have to be evening strolling. You have to stop and smell the flowers
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I wish I were illiterate
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2 years
Kneel before the throne
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7 months
Continuing my plans to become the most annoying kind of guy
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My Christmas list to my mother is just books I’ve been meaning to read but don’t want to buy myself
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I believe in Late Night Oyster Nationalism
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2 years
Stop glamorizing the grind and start normalizing whatever tf this is
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. See you at Easter!
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2 years
Very Cambridge Union that only one speaker doesn’t have a title
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8 months
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos:
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Me if being a whimsical young man were a crime
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11 months
Moving apartments means moving my library (round 1 pictured)
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You doubted history was over, anon?
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@10DowningStreet
UK Prime Minister
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The Rt Hon @David_Cameron  has been appointed Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs @FCDOGovUK
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It is Sunday. You have to be chilling
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Book 1 of my weekend at Yale haul
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I got rebooked on a flight exclusively because I was nice to the employee when everyone else was screaming Midwestern dad advice never fails
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This is literally the view from my parking spot
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2 years
The stupidest thing I’ve done to date is visit Scotland having given up alcohol for Lent
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Most nerve wracking part of having people over is having them judge your bookshelf
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2 years
Oh to be a cow grazing in a green
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Me as a villain in an 80’s coming of age movie
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a ressentiment woman
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if you see this post yourself as a villain
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Oh, so I'm just supposed to believe that there's a ball of fire that just so happens to be covered by a rock, not because they're the same size, but because their size/distance ratio means they cover the same portion of my visual field? Why don't you grow up
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@ClickingSeason The restaurant scene in midsize cities is remarkably better than a decade ago
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Morning chilling with the boys
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@PunkyMantilla The fact that these aren’t separable is a great articulation of Catholic views on justification
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9 months
It is soup season my dudes
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My favorite New Haven bookstore is closed for the Harvard-Yale Game
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Caledonia calls me…
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2 years
If y’all could pray for a private matter that would be appreciated
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6 months
These exist in the States, you just aren’t invited to them
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S.L. Kanthan
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See what happens when you don’t allow globalists to destroy your culture and make your society degenerate? This is Belarus, which is aligned with Putin’s Russia. (And they have successfully thwarted multiple color revolutions by the US)
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I regret to say I’m known at work as a bow tie guy
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Every Friday I don’t have a beer in my hand is a policy failure
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2 years
Officially en route to becoming a proud swamp monster in DC
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@omnialnchristo England, in every way, is the unfulfilled promise of something great
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