Obong_Okpoho
@Honesty_sire
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If I was to dream big, I would never have seen myself at this point. If it was entirely by hard-work, I would never have been at this point.
Company sponsored trips & private jets used to seem unachievable, now I'm living it.
I now truly dream big, fucking big it scares me.
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@Themmyoluwafun1
@justmercyyy
Can you hold a good conversation?
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Fine
You?
Cool
Why
No
What?
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I don't have transport oh, should I sent my account number?
Seen, thanks
Not yet
There's no food, I don't have money
Shawarma
No oh
They sell around me
Hmmm
Wo! Even the status is boring as the girl.
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I desperately need more calabar mutuals.
Follow me, I follow back, I'm funny, and I don't tweet about politics, or man vs woman cause no join me and I like food and I post reality things, and again I need more Efik and ibibio speakers so we can tweet and reply in our languages.
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Im in this meeting and I didn't know I wasn't muted and I was scraping my pot of rice.
My Boss said, "E-Eyo go and finish your food"
I wan cry 😭
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Continue to d play 😂.
Talk another thing, leave hairline 😂😂😂
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I remember when I bought this 200M vintage car for my late dad two years before he passed away.
That was the only time I ever saw my dad cry. That man lived his whole life for me and I wish everyday he's still with me. Everytime I wish I did more for him.
I miss you dad.
Wym 30M? my car is approximately 150M
If you want to troll at least get the figures right
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@Ada_mummyya
@OloriOfOloris
@NdukweKosi
If you get money to chop 2k food outside everyday, you definitely can buy rice in bulk.
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Came to Lagos with a shoe and a bag of dream.
Now I have 14 shoes and a bag of dream 🤭
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Masturbation.
Once you start, it becomes difficult to stop. Which of this addictions is the worst?
Smoking
Drinking
Womanizing
Betting
Porn.
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@_heryomide
You think the world revolves around you or he doesn't have his own problems? Women generally always want everything to go their way. After telling him to go away, he should still text you jargons just so you can feel good with yourself despite just pushing him away.
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And it came 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
Thank you Jessssuuussssssss 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🎉
Congratulations!!!
Mine is coming in a week. 🥺
Thank you Jesus!!!
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If you believe this, then you'll also believe the earth is flat, you'll also believe that 2pac is still alive, you'll also believe that Ben Ayade is 7"2. You'll also believe that our politicians are the best in the world.
After Mohbad performed at the show, I followed him back to the car. Wunmi was in the car with Liam. When we entered the car, they continued their fight. Mohbad became so angry and told me to go and clear the road that he wanted to leave, I calmed him down and told him to hold on
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@Aso_oluseye
@5minstop
@Obinna_esq
So people go for marriage counseling before proposing to their partners?
I never knew oh!
What then would be the basis of the marriage counseling? You'd just wake up and drag someone's daughter to meet a man in the name of marriage counseling without asking if the girl don gri?
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In the whole Nigeria, show me any culture more 1. Broad 2. Organized 3. Colorful 4. Peaceful 5. profound and finally 6. Exotic than the Efiks.
I'll wait.
The Fact that I have a dedicated Folder for all Ekpe outings, I personally witness🤗🤗🤗🤗
And the ones I don't, there's sha Ekpe folder in all my gadgets.... 🫣🫣🫣
You should have one too, you're welcome 😁
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Fool!
My Father headed CRS ministry of agriculture, also an accountant general of CRS. My mother headed CRS printing press. My parents external family live together as one.
I'm not unfortunate to come from a broken family like you and your followers.
Shit head.
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And there are days when there's no food at all, so I lay on my stomach and whisper Thank you Jesus as I fall asleep.
And then there are nights like today where I have in abundance and so l lift my face to the heavens and nod to God in appreciate for a full stomach.
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@RhaymanWaytt
@Themmyoluwafun1
@justmercyyy
She's not interested in you.
Delete your messages with her!!!!! Block her!!! Delete her number!!!
Fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Ease_swim
@orla_mide
January 23 - March 3
39 days.
About 936 hours.
About 1347840 minutes.
About 80870400 seconds.
E still never qualify the soon in deleting.
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@Themmyoluwafun1
@justmercyyy
I just knew you'd claim to be the other type of girl. Anyways, I'm coming to your DM so you can prove me wrong.
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Thank God for Football.
Thank God for Food.
Thank God for water.
Thank God for Beer.
Thank God for Alcohol.
Thank God for Friends.
Thank God for Men.
Thank God for Men's Banter
Thank God for Women.
Thank God for The first times.
Thank God for Community.
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See the joy, excitement and anticipation while waiting for the bell to announce the opening of the Efe (find the English word for it).
Ekpe too sweet 😭.
All the culture in Nigeria<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Efik
How I'm going into my Weekend,
Ama ese sim Friday ntem, idem adi tie mi Market! Market!!!!!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
#TGIF
LET THE WEEKEND OF NDIA BEGIN
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Opdah. Sè unam edi dah!
I d die 😭😭.
The best part of this meat is the bone. Pigs have crushable bones, when properly cooked it tastes better than beef.
I miss my uncle were d cook pork for Iman road.
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Remember this chick I used to steadily support. I mean I'd send my last cash to her just so she'd be okay. I no mind run 0.0.0 with groceries. When I started channelling my funds to a project I was handling. Omoh make we just leave am there cause wetìn I no hear?
Going through a rough patch and the female supposed to be In my life is complaining how I no longer “gift” or help her pick up “her” bills. In her mind I’ve changed and become stingy . Told her my situation and she says I’m just giving excuses all the time. I’m choosing me o!!
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Back at home my sister is always certain to come and carry pad from my room cause I always have some extra pads because my ex.
Once went to buy pad from the mall for her, the lady saw the confusion on my face and suggested one for me while we both laughed.
Me were d fix her pad
I don't who some of you men listen to but nothing is wrong buying Pad for your woman.
I mean she got stained in public.
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@Hon_Tenacious
@Calabarberry
@MelvObinna
Bros, you've been capping all over this tweet. You're still not satisfied, you want efiks to be tribalistic at all cost. Oyah Yes. Efiks are tribalistic, Atam is a derogatory word. I agree. Can you rest the case now?!
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@DemesilityWeb3
@BabaDuduu
@Mrbankstips
I rug checked these two, said it was good. I got in but for Hasaki had it's funds pulled. JAcky just crashed and never recovered. People use bots to buy and pump the Market cap and pull out funds after a certain high and the coin won't recover.
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The same failed CV editor worked on the CV that got me my job with ExxonMobil Nigeria.
He also worked the CVs that got my friends mouth watering jobs. Same guy has helped people secure scholarships abroad.
So shut your gutter brains and put some respect to his hustle.
@prizyekanem
Lol even failed CV editors wan feel among too🤣
Find better job first then you can chat to me. or better put call lemme change your life.
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First time of playing since I left school in 2014.
Played older men, they are strong! I'm sure they'll go longer rounds than me. I got there I was asked who I was, I said, "I work with *my office*", gate opened. One man scored the best free kick I've ever seen. I felt good today
Thank God for Football.
Thank God for Food.
Thank God for water.
Thank God for Beer.
Thank God for Alcohol.
Thank God for Friends.
Thank God for Men.
Thank God for Men's Banter
Thank God for Women.
Thank God for The first times.
Thank God for Community.
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Today I resigned from my role as a contract lead for ExxonMobil. It's been a great 1 year and 5 months.
I learned, unlearned and earned.
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Let me put it out here once and for all.
Even if Otu fails (which I'm certain he won't), he'd still have performed better than that PDP man would.
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After 3 years of doing data analysis and landing 2 jobs with it, I've come to realize that Data analysis isn't for me. I prefer to build something and actually see it work.
Data analysis didn't give me that and I wasn't truly happy. I'll keep trying news till I'm truly happy.
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Please don't air me.
For a person studying physics in school and wants to practice, what companies in Nigeria can the person work in?
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Literally my Dad, at my current age that man married my mother and started his life. Took care of her and his family.
I d here d give update of materials that I have never seen with my two eyes 😂.
Richer than which parents? My dad had toured at least 10 countries in Europe and built a couple of houses at my age. Tomorrow I will resume shouting can you see my screen 😂😂
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@_finechoco
Isantim is not a name of a person... Rather people use it as nick name. Essien Ayi is being called Isantim... Just like people are being called Ikpa Ekpe (Leopard's Skin) or Etuwiks or other several other beautiful nicknames.
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john doe minions looking for what to drag me with them no see. No ugly picture, No account number, No dragging element so they ended up calling me gay, bushy and fatherless 😂
Never seen a more robotic kind like those lots 😂.
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@AirlornMent
@benawoks
I can tell you for sure that he didn't attend CU cause he wouldn't have been in CU from 2014 - 2016.
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Suki, When you declared to run for the governorship position, I didn't think you'd be able to perform in that capacity
As a senator, I didn't vote for you but I'm glad you won. Keep doing your best to ease the life of the people and I hope your best is good enough.
Friday, 1st December: I did an assessment tour of ongoing road construction projects facilitated across Calabar Metropolis: Edim Otop Street, King Duke Street, Ikot Nkebre Layout, Etagbo Layout etc.
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I've said it before; if you can think for yourself and do a quick 4 mins google research, you're better and more advanced than 90% of Nigerian twitter users.
fibroids only happen to promiscuous women?
😭😭😩😩…this one is too much for me to bear….why would someone say something like this
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Abiet atiñ uyo'obong Apostolic etin prophesy. 😂😂
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@adeleke_adeite
@Suleima88656938
@yabaleftonline
Anytime you paste this tweet, them no d gri reply you again 😂😂
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@OlaKokoro
@_Pre_eminence
@OsasenagaEno
@Chxta
It's just a single line of tweet that we did not understand oh.
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@Toriah__
I swear...
My boss and I say the same thing.
The more the tiredness and discomfort, the longer and emphatic the Dah 😂
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@obeten_jane
Who wan fight back? You see group of people coming towards you, you don't know them, instead of avoiding them, you d form hard man. Common
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100% Composure
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I left my house and it immediately started drizzling, I said constant silence prayers to God to hold the heavens till I get to my bus stop. The rain didn't increase. I got there and asked God to give me a ride immediately and boom an executive ride came and carried me.
Said a silent prayer today and fiam I saw it answered, one thing is sure he will answer my other prayer points of years, he can't be answering one and leave others, this is conviction. Jesus I say thank you for the answers to my prayers of years to come I know you will do it.
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@Etteyen01
They are all bastards.
Faceless man d give them advise on how to run their family, all of them d swallow am like desperately sick people.
Them the mad. All of them.
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@mommy_dan
@fmanimashaun
@FydowB
@_kimaura
@blvck_Witch
Exactly... They are not from the same place.
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@OSabinah
@UmarMuh61772245
@Justice_Israell
@ShehuSani
Wait! Is he a public figure? I don't understand.
Please which of the public is he figuring?
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@FrederickIta
@anwana_mercy
@_finechoco
Eyo, Nsa is usually Odukpani, Obo is usually Okoyong, Henshaw is usually Abakpa, Orok is peculiar to another, Hogan to another, Duke to another, Antigha to another, Effanga to another.
So if you first hear that name in a person's name, you'd know the tribe the person belongs to.
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At this point and with everything I've seen on this twitter, I want to say Thank you Jesus for all the girls I've ever had anything to do with.
Be it relationship or ONS or fling or situationship or sneaky link.
Any where all of you are, e go better for una.
What my Ex told me when I decided to break up way back in 2021. Lol
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@MyHoeStory
So, People had the mind to just sit down and watch and pass side comments to such abnormally
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As you're all following me, e d give me joy dah!
This type of joy, only Afang soup with goat meat can give 🤭.
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We'd play ball for more than 4 hours till our parents call us to come home, they'll say "you're smelling, go and bathe" before we go and bathe.
Children that plays out in the streets will always smell of sweat.
It can only be managed till they themselves become conscious of it.
I want to ask an honest question.👇🏾
How do you feel about children having body odour at their young age.
Is it lack of care or what?
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"Google me" isn't such a big deal.
You can actually create a Google and Wikipedia page of yourself.
It's not such a rocket science. It's as easy as writing on your journal.
“Google me” in your bio is such a boss and ceo top level shii 😭
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When I worked with FHI, I had a whole ass carton of Condoms, For context, a carton contained 50 packs and a pack contained 60 pieces of condoms.
I carried it in my bag to distribute to all of my friends. At check points, I'll give police and army men.
Funny how I never used it.
I called my mum and asked her to help me check my bedside locker for my NIN slip and take a picture of it and send to me. I totally forgot that i kept over 30 pieces of condoms in one of the lockers and she found it. She called me and the first thing she said was “i don’t
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@weelz__
Let him be talking. I am the apple of my daddy's eye's, the one after my mummy's heart. They would follow me everywhere, if they can't, the driver will.
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My Dad's dead. He died a fucking rich man, he built a big house in calabar, secured a massive palm plantation for me. 4 years after he died his money still paid my uni. fees (find out my sch). I choose which of his 5 exotic cars to use to sec. sch.
Who is your deadbeat father!
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My Uncle ever flaunting his Yellow.
Strong Man anytime anyday.
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I'm so happpppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
God Bless Senator Prince Bassey Otu.
God Bless Cross River State.
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Unrelated but Oboy. If you see cat fish peppersoup were I just cook eh.
When are we cancelling those that can't write in Efik/Ibibio ??😂😂😂
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I looked so good today 🤭.
And I smelled so fucking good too 🤗.
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@oku_yungx
How would one even propose to a woman without even knowing her family.
Like don't you go to her house to pick her up or something then meeting any of her family!
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Bro!
I saw one person say she was 20.
I screamed Jesus! What a life!
You’ll see them with big followers and “influencer” status. Unknown to you it’s one U23 you are bantering with.
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@dayzhen_
@Bq_rhymez
@stargeous
@AdisaAkomolede
Where I worked, if you like come to work by 5 Pm no one cares. But you must reach your daily target and submit it to the M & E team by 3Pm.
Falling short of this is when the Wahala will start.
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Comparison & Competition will make you an ingrate.
I got a job and I immediately compared my take-home to that of those in my current job and I suddenly felt heavy.
I thank God that I'm currently in church and I've been dancing and shouting 4 joy.
My mum literally screamed 😂
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Idea yeah?
Someone should do Guinness World Record for longest hours of masturbation.
Hmmm.
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Like me, I don't post about how much I have but I rich die.
There's someone following me here that has only 6 followers, doesn't even use a profile picture & he's a business mogul.
Let me not expose him too much 🤣 before he will say David has started. That people don't post about wealth online doesn't mean they are poor and just
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See someone who's gone round the world begging men for finance so her report is topnotch.
@ben_lanshy
@thisibi
As if men haven’t proved time and time again that even financially they can be very useless 🤣🤣
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My tech passion is designing. I'm pretty decent at graphics designing but i'vé never earned money from it. All my designs have been free.
My blue collar passion is Agric.
I had a successful farm but shut it down in pursuit of money.
Data Analysis really díd the trick for me.
I think I have reached the point where I have to forgo passion for the money.
I’ll console myself with; when the money comes well, passion will find it’s way back.
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@nemeremibe
@greatness0220
@_nonconformist1
@Morris_Monye
See the way you're bashing the young man who engaged you respectfully.
Tomorrow there if they insult you, you'll run around looking for police to arrest someone. Continue.
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@Ada_mummyya
@OloriOfOloris
@NdukweKosi
You're now reducing your goalpost from 2k to 7h 😂. We are talking of 2k here.
And yes, you don't get 7h daily na but you got small money that is able to sustain your daily 7h.
It's all planning sha.
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@ani_danielson
Reducing the direct & indirect & illegal tax on food produce.
Provisions of incentives to farmer (subsidy).
Our research centers should focus and develop methods for large scale food preservation. We waste farm produce a lot.
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I have a special need sister, when y'all come up with dark humor about special need people, people laughed about it. But this here is where you're realize sensitivity? But for others they should realize it is dark humor. We'll be alright.
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They're telling me Christmas in calabar is fun cause of fun fest. I don't blame them. I blame that short man that happened to us cause Funfest was only an after thought to caution the disaster he had done to the state
Just influence your event and sell your tickets. Leave agenda.
@Honesty_sire
Leave their bloody agenda. People who just began their social life 4 years ago 😂😂😂
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UTOMO-OBONG READY!!!!!
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU....
EKPANG UTONG OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢
koro MFIN EDI MFIN
EYEN OWONG IKWE.....
#UtomoObong2023
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You just hate to see a woman succeed.
People in teams are handed specific project to oversee, as such she's in charge of all of that is required to complete that project successfully.
Don't be too negative.
@rubylaren
@XOstack
Even if you were a Quality Engineer or Specialist, you would have a team and some of this components approval would be outsourced to some professionals only if you telling us that JLR does not count performance of the parts, safety and comfort of their customers as a priority
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