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111 years ago, one of the most famous ship sank. The name of that ship is Titanic. Some years ago, scientists were able to locate the exact location where the remains of the ship rested on the ocean bed.
Who has the full gist on this Titanic Submarine?
It’s all over my timeline and I can seem to get a grasp of what’s going on.
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Dem no go ever lack rice for their house.
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When people japa, it’s not because they don’t love their country. 5 people are missing in a submersible vehicle and more than 3 countries have sent their naval boats and aircrafts to assist the rescue efforts.
Human life is sacred in obodo oyibo land.
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Minimum monthly wage in these countries
🇭🇰 Hong Kong: €1,920.96.
🇳🇱Netherlands: €1,934.40
🇳🇴Norway: €5,436
🇫🇮Finland: €1,700
🇩🇰Denmark: €6,236
🇳🇬Nigeria: ₦30,000 or €61.04
The above information as of September 2021.
PMS PRICE PER LITRE
JAN 2023
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🇳🇱Netherlands: ₦935
🇳🇴Norway: ₦911
🇫🇮Finland: ₦884
🇩🇰Denmark: ₦866
🇳🇬Nigeria: ₦166
MAY 2023
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#StatiSense
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Two weeks ago, I went to a shop at a busy junction to get Vaseline and a roll on. Immediately I opened it after paying the seller, I noticed that it was not genuine. Well, I had no ‘evidence’ so I took it home.
After my evening bath, I used it as it’s customary for me.
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@Gingerstiff
@fonicka08
When I return, I would like to lick chocolate icecream. Make sure the generator is on for me to watch JimJam.
Finally, lock my room and this gate.
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@jaylabrenae
We've come to the colleseum to seek redress over Caesar's campaign against Hannibal in the West.
I entreat you all my countrymen to allow us send more milk and cookies to the troops.
Thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“I supported Peter Obi. That doesn’t mean I should not praise the president for his good works.”
Madam you were disguising all along. If someone stole your car and drives it carefully, will you praise the person for that act? We will reclaim our mandate.
Pass it on!!!
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@K_Basharr
So because Tunde has been doing a good work, we cannot correct him? Whatever he says is final because Chess in Slum is feeding me. Tunde is a great man but he isn’t above constructive criticism.
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Like I wrote earlier, we are not good people like we think we are.
When love of money trumps humanity, society falls slowly. I pray God will make us better people.
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Update: All 5 crews onboard the submersible vessel have died 💔. The remains of the vessel which exploded during decadent was found close to where the Titanic lies. It’s a saddening end to a story that caught the world by storm.
Peace and comfort to the families of the victims.
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The explosion was from inside because of the oceans pressure that the carbon fiber materials of the sub couldn't handle. Like they got totally compressed to death at a certain depth of the ocean. More like squeezing an empty can of coca cola with all your strength. 💔💔💔💔
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In context, the ocean bed where Titanic lies is over 3000 ft. This picture explains more about it. 5 men were inside the submersible vessel when it lost contact with its main ship that has a control. The submersible vessel can only be opened and closed from outside.
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Curious scientists began exploring ways to visit and explore the remains of the famous ship which has a story that has been adapted into movies and books.
A deep water exploration company called OceanGate had this submersible vessel built to take explorers down down there.
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@afolabimiley
@davido
I see people in Nigeria berating the girl. Interestingly, she may have a good academic record. Seeing Davido perform live could be in her bucket list. Spending two or three days to attend a show won’t reduce her academic performance too. Let her be, please.
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On that fateful day the vessel went missing, it lost contact with the main ship after 1hour, 30 minutes of descent. It takes about 3 hours to travel from the surface of the ocean to where the Titanic lies btw. A search and rescue effort was organised by the US Coast Guard.
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I can only imagine the number of fake drugs Nigerians have been buying that have exacerbated their illnesses unknowingly.
Sunday is here and sellers of fake drugs and items will adorn themselves and family members with the best attires, posting beautiful images.
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They’ve been joined by the Canadian navy and British airforce including some French vessels. Today, a debris has been found reportedly to be that of the vessel. Some people suggest that the vessel exploded as it made its descent down.
That’s all for now.
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@Delakesin
@the_Lawrenz
If you are consistent and honest in this street, no one will “cook” you. People only cook with your ingredients.
Your ingredients in this context are lies, inconsistency and flawed morality.
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They’ll lift their filthy hands in unholy surrender to money they worship masked as God.
We are our leaders. Money trumps morals in Nigeria so they will dance round and give the largest offering and donations. After all, “promotion comes not from the East nor the West”.
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@realviva__
Satan: Man has failed in all areas. They can barely keep the 10 commandments and offer daily sacrifices. Death is for all mankind.
God: This is where Jesus Christ comes in!
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@Kunnish
In her attempt to write her “success story,” she made a villain out of a man who loved her. Any undiscerning young person reading her story may lose out on a good person. Na emotional Nigerians she fit deceive with that wacky story.
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@Cadaver_a
@pastorwf_kumuyi
Is the church a place of war? Our battle is spiritual. The church has done enough. Ask your politicians and leaders. Start with your state governor.
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The Muslim sellers of fake drugs won’t miss Jumaat on Fridays. They too will appear in their best attire, casting a look of piety with each step he takes towards the sacred Mosque. He bows to worship Allah, who is clearly not happy with his actions.
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Over here, 70 people will die in a boat mishap and we’ll chant IT IS WELL. Muslims will chant inahawalli.
We are nothing but worms in the eyes of our leaders
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@Chef_Teddyy
• Spare at least 40 seconds to text her.
• Send a voice note if you cannot text her.
Just do either of both and she will be reassured that all is well between you two.
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To my chagrin, I was just rubbing lotion on my armpit. I knew I was scammed. Same thing with the Vaseline.
A week prior to getting the fake roll on, a colleague at work bought a fake Hennessy, properly sealed. These two issues are not isolated. They reveal who we are.
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@NwaforPatrick
@MorrisBaker_
Same here bro. I’ve been blessed with good bosses all my life too. From working in a printing press, army school, to my NYSC, banking experience and now my current job, I have worked with good ogas.
When you work under good people, you just know how to treat others right.
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@MarcusX314
@Gadash78
You won’t blame the African leaders and Africans whose quest for warfare and wealth acquisition made this boy appear poor and homeless.
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@_oyewoleg
I didn't say it politely and tears swelled her eyes. Ut took my dad's efforts and pleading to reconcile us. I now understand why she did that. She wasn't opportune to go to the university so she was amazed and joyful seeing me in one.
God bless our parents 😭🤗🤗🤗.
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It’s your arrogance as though you know what tomorrow brings. I didn’t travel from Abia to Calabar to attend rallies for this. If there is any infinitesimal reason to hope, I will hope.
I didn’t convince my friends and families to vote to give up now. I will still hope.
There will be no ‘recovery’ of anything, Tinubu will stay President.
All we can do is insult him every now & then while genuinely hoping he proves most of us wrong. I really hope he does.
But if it’s about “mandate recovery” lol forget it.
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@Tunde_OD
Tunde, playing the piano and singing with your girlfriend on a Saturday morning is not a bad thing. I believe you could have used the morning for exercise like running. Also, practice before you sing. Your GF was straining her voice. Well done.
- Daniel Regha 😂😂😂😂
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@barnaby04
@Hitee_
When I was in Kebbi state Orientation Camp in Dakingari, Yoruba was also the most spoken language in camp. There is just something special about the language.
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@Freeprof
@shigoubouncing
Brossss. On my way to Kebbi state, I carried all the bad notes down there. I made sure I finished every single one of them buying things and paying tp.
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If you enjoyed my brief explanation of this topic, kindly follow me for a breakdown of trending topics and news stories all over the world.
I also write statement of purpose and short stories.
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@Nwankpa_A
That young man saw what we didn’t see. We saw his books and awards but the young man peered into his soul and saw darkness embellished with words and diction. 😂
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@LoliaQuinton
@Bigbounce01
Lobsters that is seasonal in my village. They make it appear like some special dish 🤣🤣
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@femiexe
@zikokomag
- when she proffers solution to a challenge I'm having.
- She she tells me a story she wrote. I'm like, "damn babe. Your brain needs to be eaten."
- when she sings. That lady's voice can make stones dance.
She is the best.
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@baby_girl_ola
All of us cooked, people ate. It got to your turn and your added more spices. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Steadi_lady
His wife was with him right?
As a detailed investigator who has handled hundreds of domestic violence and and marital carnage, I’ll give you one advice.
Call that man. He is in danger. I’m literally shaking typing this.
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@BeeOdi
You said, "The Day I Checked."
Coincidence happens in life. His memory card wiped away. I'm certain you didn't ask to know.
The more you look, the less you see.
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Whoever is in
@PeterObi
inner staff circle should write a book about the campaign. Oga Peter’s work-rate is commendable. He shows up at everywhere he must be. The right team and individual is the difference.
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I love Twitter NG so much. Now we are all berating how evil yahoo yahoo has become meanwhile some years ago, few people who were bold enough to speak out against this evil practice were considered haters.
The bird has come home to roost. Let’s speak up now together.
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Ward 9, Unit 17/18 Beryl, Old Slaugterhouse, Calabar Municipality.
Presidency result
Total vote cast :288
Pdp :10
AA: 1
ADC: 1
ZLP: 1
APC: 17
Invalid:4
NNPP: 1
LP: 253
#NigeriaDecides
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Imagine if the Civil War was victory for Biafrans 🙌🏾🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️. Minority ethnic groups would have lost their identity to a powerful and dominant one.
God bless Gen Yakubu Gowon. One Nigeria over anything else, please.
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@itzz_blitz1
We’ve been so used to traumatic situations that we are laughing over a worrying incident. 😂😂😂😭😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
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@aproko_doctor
Dah doctor I've been doing this all my life.
You said drink water, I drank.
You said don't eat late, I'm trying.
You see this war against dodo, I'll fight you hands down. Call me bandits, hoodlum or terrorist, I'm ready.
Leave my dodo alone!
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@DaWhyteWolf
People tweet about what worries them. Yours is food and it is understandable. Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Female Esau!
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Let me share a true life story. My very close friend was in a loving relationship with a girl. I’ve never seen my friend glow that way when talking about a girl. We all knew he will marry her.
He did what most men who are in love will do for their woman.
Spending 3 weeks in NYSC camp can be deceitful for those in relationship.
Then after camp, almost everyone would have "settled" for their company in the next one year.
For some, it's one year of "exploration", away from their main partners for a while, to be able to try another
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@K_Basharr
Kindly show me where his work was “rubbished”.
We need to learn how to distinguish a man’s work and his own personality.
For example, R Kelly is a great singer but he slept with minors. His work is okay but his personal life is wack. Two truths can coexist.
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@A_yokunle
Next year’s election is yabbing for yabbing. But how dare you say Uncle Bola is walking in Italics? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
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@Morris_Monye
@OwonamAkpanmkpu
A man’s primary role is to provide. A woman can stand in for a while to fill the gap. With time, she will resent the man if he can’t keep up with his role.
I pray we don’t meet women who will show the world our nakedness. I also pray we don’t even go naked in life.
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@Debbiemmanuel35
@Yettyclassy
What they do is called Whataboutism. It’s unfortunate, sadly.
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Oyibo Twitter reveals the undeniable truth that many of them have a mind of their own. That is why you’ll see tweets made by accounts with less than 300 followers blowing up, always.
Once an idea resonates with them, they accept it, not minding who made the tweets.
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@shugar_mummy_
@__Iyke
Instead of blaming the thief, it is the provision owner you are blaming.
This is exactly how many of you blame victims of rape for visiting their abusers. So what about some fuel stations that is in obodo oyibo that you have to serve yourself? What would you say?
Nigerians eh.
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@SopuruPita
@General_Oluchi
Enjoy your small bigotry moment of fame. I'm Efik and till date, my dad does it, even when I'm old.
The original poster who is exposed and learned said, “Nigerian dads...” but the tribalism in you decided to show its ugly face.
Tomorrow we complain about Buhari.
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@Akoborn2705
@Egi_nupe_
Oga she is the commanding officer. You are the front liner with the gun. Your duty is to protect her and the kids at all cost.
You just had to obey the order as all soldiers do. Don’t mind these Twitter people. 😂😂😂
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@jon_d_doe
She may still change her tactics to pray against invisible forces who want to turn her husband’s heart away from her.
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@goal
I didn't watch Bergkamp for long. Just for two seasons. But you see Bebatov? That guy can control a missile.
Bergkamp sure knew how to control at ease. But Bebatov is a glue with the ball.
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My friend currently is in a very beautiful relationship where his efforts is reciprocated. He has the most beautiful lady in his life.
Some breakups are actually blessings in disguise.
NYSC too can be a relationship break up or forming venture.
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This is the standout summary of this ugly incident.
If you've been hearing about flooding in Nigeria and how a dam in Cameroon is related to it, but you still don't fully understand the full picture, this excellent explainer by
@WahabAkinbayo
contains all the information you need.
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@Tbabz__
The saddening truth is that we have so many Nigerians with a desire to get most of those things/skills. The stark reality that we are actually very poor is this tweet.
Europeans don't struggle to travel or get involved in extracurricular programs. Ours is a daily survival affair.
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@urPapaDeyCraze
"See how tall they are. Let's just play with them as we are instructed. God knows best."
- El Salvador young players.
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@Gracie_oguns
Grace, you sent funds for the orphanage in Calabar last week. Thank you so much 🥹🥹🙌🏾.
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@VINCENT_786
@aproko_doctor
Her womb is fruitful and you will be a father soon in Jesus name.
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@Spinomuhle
That girl is innocent. The video is fake. She was shocked to see herself awake. We owe her an apology.
😭😭😂😂😂
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@frankedoho
Mr Frank is just playing smart here. You know he is back as the host of WWTBAM. Man can’t be throwing missiles like Putin is doing right now.
One day, he will return with a response. 😂😂😂
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@WellnesSynergy
@General_Oluchi
He’ll still do it. Depending on how he is trained. Good habits can’t be changed.
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@MrOdanz
We have two rules here in this street. Our rules and their rules. Their rules works when it involves our enemies. Our rules works at all times.
Know this hypocrisy and have peace.
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Una go talk tire. Afia efere is the name for white soup for those of us in Akwa-Cross. The world doesn’t revolve around your ethnic group alone. We have Abak soup, commonly called banga soup. Each ethnic group has its unique variations of similar soup. Stop this!
For our eyes, dem go change Nsala name to white soup. Few years more, they’ll claim it is theirs, & no longer Igbo.
If we don’t shun this nonsense now, it’ll remain there. Nsala is easy to write and pronounce, but no, they will rather call it white soup than the actual name.
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@Kennie_Jiga
@Biraphil
I read everything you wrote here to the last ink you dropped.
I believe that I either win or learn, a maxim borrowed from Mandela. We have day and night time and it reminds us that we can’t always win.
God is interested in us as he’s in the “others.”
“God so loved the World”
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@patoski4life
@Ola_modem
@Wizarab10
Shut up!
“A small percentage” hijacked 4 planes in one day and thousands of lives were lost. This spiral effect you see today was because of what a small percentage did.
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This is Col. Mamady Doumbaya. He is currently the president of Guinea. He ‘betrayed’ his boss, Alpha Conde, in 2021.
His former boss brought him in to head the special forces unit charged with protecting the president. Mamady was trained in France as an infantry soldier.
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@MalachyOdo1
@_Copah_Jay
Sir, God bless you. I never believed what my dad used to say until I began working. We blacks are the source of our own problems. Thank you
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@Kayceewrights
It isn't. Assuming I'm from Niger Republic and I grew up there and I decide to change my identity to a Ghanaian. You cannot expressly say that I have the same viewpoint as someone who was born and bred in Ghana. I have the rights but our experiences differs. She is right.
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@MarbellaSpice
@iscruise_
If this is true, then it’s important to treat everyone with dignity. You didn’t want ‘friends’ because he was always roaming up and down. Now his songs roam and I’m sure you have a bit of regret.
Lesson: Give your number to a man who asks politely. No one knows tomorrow.
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@gboyegaakosile
@funanyachukwu
@jidesanwoolu
The Plot!
1. Sell the governor as a NATURALLY kind and compassionate man who loves everyone.
2. Make the population who are mostly emotional see him that way.
3. Demand that they give him one last opportunity (4 yrs) to complete his kind acts.
But
We won’t forget 20/10/2022.
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@veganranch
This is beautiful! Even the Holy Bible said this about friendship:
“One who has unreliable friends soon comes to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother.” Prov 27:9
We all need a friend who is good and caring.
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@tejuthemenace
• First off, he is a SHAWARMA GUY, that is why hypergamy and classism set in immediately he made an inappropriate sexual joke.
• You could have simply complimented his food without using ‘jazz.’ He saw an opportunity to be crude.
• He was obviously making a joke. Move on!
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@teslimalabi_
I stopped going there a long time. My mental health over anyone tensioning me. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
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