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7 months
The atrophy in his right leg is crazy 🤯 #AVFC
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@_kjs1874 Do the barbers in Manchester only know one style?
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@blazesboylan91 Was wondering what weapon goes at a 10 year old on social media. Now I understand.
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@alamfiz It would ruin his career if he weren’t a footballer…
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@ColUpton @GNev2 Yeah, it consists of Spurs, City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Villa and Newcastle 👍
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6 months
At what point in the game will Olympiacos start wasting time on Thursday? My guess is the 7th minute. #AVFC
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@afcjxmes How Martinez won Aston Villa the shootout. A quick breakdown: Best goalkeeper in the world.
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11 months
@AFC_Harold My manager conducts himself properly so he doesn’t get a touch line ban, yours cries every time he loses. Easy 3 points, cheers kiddo 👍
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@Rogers1Gary @League1Wagner How is this even a tweet? You can’t wait to see us play Madrid while you’re getting spanked away to Wrexham, me too mate, me too 😂😂
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@HolteLuke
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1 year
Hoping the noncey BBC presenter is Jeremy Vine so we don’t have to see his shitty cycling videos anymore
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1 year
@GNev2 Best midfielder outside the “big 6”?
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@OwXnAV1 Looks like the masculine side of a lesbian relationship
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@SebIbbotson Must feel crazy to work out like that
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6 months
What an experience @VP1897 #avfc
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11 months
@CubePickering They’d outnumber you at the blues mate
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6 months
@OP4C @villareport Using the term “Season Ending” with 2 games to go should be a crime 😂 Makes it sound so much worse than it is
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6 months
🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 #AVFC
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1 year
@thfcsxn @Spuuursyluka @thfcmus Pretty sure he sat your 100m striker on his arse twice in one half of football…
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6 months
🇬🇷 #AVFC
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@JoshBCFC_ It was a Villa fan who originally shared it on here calling him out 👍 But nice try
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6 months
@DaleAC93 Surely this is a joke
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6 months
@avfc_ss Team bus visibility excuse is the biggest load of bollocks I’ve ever read. 😂 Just know some nause has wrote to the club complaining
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1 year
@AVFC_Aston Must've had a miserable life you pal
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1 year
@GNev2 Waiting for the inevitable Carra bite 🎣
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@HolteLuke
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8 months
@AVFCSupport Thanks for emptying my basket for me lads 👍 2 tickets went to checkout and threw me out. What’s the purpose of the basket timer if it means bugger all?
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@HolteLuke
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6 months
Bit early
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@chriswoakes @MAWood33 Get in Woakesy, UTV 👍
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@HolteLuke
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1 year
This as a badge would be unreal 🤞 #AVFC
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Espen🦁
1 year
Is this hinting at something?👀👀👀🤔 #UTV #avfc 🦁
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@brumforward If you hadn’t heard of Wrexham until 3 years ago, I strongly suggest you give school another go
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7 months
@NathanJordan85 @blazesboylan91 Just their usual clobber this mate
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11 months
@Thogden Here’s a list of everything Theo Ogden has done… • Stole GK Gloves from a child
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5 months
@mattheyho1 They won’t include this one because it denied their beloved Arsenal the league
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2 years
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1 year
I might actually dislike her more than Thogden… She’s so far up her own arse, but dare anyone say anything remotely negative towards her and you’re a sexist, racist white supremacist 🫣
@paddykenny17
Paddy Kenny
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Someone is rattled and comes across very big time 😳🫢
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@MaxRamsell @Villa8419 Oh my 😂😂😭😭
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1 year
@euanavfc Swear I’ve never seen you say anything positive, closet bluenose?
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1 year
Same referee, shock… @ToriPenso want to borrow my glasses love? #ENGESP
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1 year
This might be the worst refereeing display I've ever seen and I watch the Premier League week in week out... #AUSENG
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1 year
@theavfcfaithful Ball was stuck to him like glue, one of the most complete players in the league, and thats not even biased
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@RealTigz @nikgeneburn Might be the worst idea I've seen on this thread
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@FootyAccums Smartest player to ever grace the pitch, the way he reads a game is unreal.
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@jmhart1 Ross Barkley is 6'2?
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@tylerAV_1 Leah can be excused though
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1 year
If Enzo and Caicedo are worth their price tags, he’s gotta be close to them. He’s so fucking good
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1 year
@robbcorin @OcBen Yeah really dangerous when he’s playing for Fulham
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11 months
@cityreportpod Remember when your attendance for a league match was so poor you couldn't even shift a banner... Pretty sure this was also 2015 🙃
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1 year
@MrR1g4t @FabrizioRomano How’s that £99 million loan from the government going. Enjoy your Matt Doherty
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1 year
@EM1_Szn Hasn't had that hairstyle for about 3 years 🤣
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@Ramseyszn41 Calling him championship level is an awful take, but you cant deny his finishing is woeful.
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@PatrickMc01 @BigTopChavy_ @joeylolll @WfcJayT @SpadeCFC @TheGothSpecial1 Did he see an Irish flag and instantly think you were from Dublin 😂😂😭😭
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@AvfcLuka Snowflakes everywhere...
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@JayVtid Was a very cold night that
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@AVFC_JJC I personally thought the Legia fans were class at Villa Park.
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1 year
@avfc_stef Wondering the same thing about Cunha, their 50 million striker with less goal contributions than Diaby in 3 times as many games 🤡
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1 year
@Jayla1905 @FKiernan5 Best comment I’ve ever seen 🤣
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1 year
@catrinavfc Looks like he’s just scooped up some sand and shells from Blackpool beach 🤢🤢🤢
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@LukeBullen10 @MaddersTHFC Probably because you weren't there you muppet
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@theavfcfaithful Kamara’s world, we’re all living in it
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@tylerAV_1 If he’s not minimum 94 I ain’t playing the game ever again. Gabriel Jesus got a 93 last year ffs
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Diaby is worth the price tag
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#HeckOUT
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What Villa opinion will leave you in this position?
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@emsss_avfcx @simonlines @tylerAV_1 I wouldn’t, already seen them once
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ITS MURDER WHEN DURAN SCORES 🕺 #avfc #utv
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@MagpieMediaX Remember when yous nabbed our Coutinho chant? Didn’t see us crying. Weapon
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@tylerAV_1 Get Mr. Press on the pitch
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@1874dan Why don't Villa just hire you 😢
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@oli_g17 Madrid fan probably from Bristol
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@simonlines @tylerAV_1 Only thing I remember of her is she used to plaster her tits all over villa twitter 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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@HolteLuke
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1 year
@euanavfc If it’s a difficult chance, I’d bet my life savings on it going in. Give him an open net and he misses it all day
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@BuendiaSZN That’s just a lie though isn’t it mate 😂
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@avfc_ss There’ll be more than last week 😂 Hope so anyway
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@Tobyypufc @RRMorleyy Toney touched the ball 19 times, less than the 21 times Ollie Watkins got slated for. Bellingham refused to play a forward pass. Did you even watch the match
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Wouldn't mind it if I got a decent cut of the resale price. Instead I get £20 for a seat they're going to get £65 for, ontop of what I've already paid for the season ticket... #avfc
@AVFCSupport
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If a season ticket holder cannot attend a game, they can i) re-sell their seats back to the club on a match-by-match basis via the resale scheme. Or ii) re-assign their season ticket seat to the named individual attending in their place. An e-ticket will be provided once the
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@Will_Lewiis You had a project but your amazing new owners sacked it off after your best start to a season in years. Up the Rooney
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7 months
@archieteehee @olii_avfc @AranNicol1994 6 Goals🙈 Beating Arsenal isn't for everyone
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1 year
If Diaby goes to Saudi I’ve got no hope in football for the future, 24 years old going to a retirement home for more money 🫠
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1 year
Sun and a Villa Win 👍👍 Happy days
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Woakes for 5 👌 utv #TheAshes
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@Jimi_bcfc @StokeyyG2 One post saying to knock down Aston Hall from a kid known for spouting utter bollocks on villa twitter. 😂 Yeah were really rattled you're getting a stadium you cant fill, you cant even fill St Andrews, now you're in League 1 I'd bet my life you wouldn't even fill the bescot.
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1 year
@0121anttt Lewis Stevenson right now
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1 year
What an incredible goal, and what a time to share it 🤭 #AVFC
@TheHolte1874
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1 year
Day 15 of posting a random Villa goal until the first game of pre-season. One of our iconic PL goals. Quality from Young, Laursen running round cupping both his ears, Lescott looking deflated. Beautiful. 😍 #AVFC
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@brekky25 @TomAVFC_44 Try that now as a student, would probably cost you half of your grant
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8 months
March 6th and I've already seen the worst football take of 2024.
@NiallTalkz
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@amxthfc Pau Torres’s stinks
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2 years
Leicester fans singing champions of England, you'll never sing that 🤒 Think 90% of them only started watching Football in 2015. #AVFC
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@buendiazboyz Quite clearly alot of bias within this tweet, of course Watkins deserves to play for England. But Harry Kane, arguably one of the best number 9's modern football has ever seen, come on mate 🤣
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@mynameismrjrb That’ll be class that will fair do’s, especially when you finish 10th
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2 years
Enjoy that one? 🤣 @TheOriginal_Cat
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@xyxint Combined £150 million on Sancho and Antony, nowhere near your worst player
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@_kjs1874 Who invited bowling to this debate 😭
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@Total_Villa @SportsPeteO FootyInsider writer, dare I say more.
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2 years
Jeremy Vine is single-handedly responsible for the stigma around cyclists. What a 🔔🔚
@theJeremyVine
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2 years
WHAT. THE. HELL. This morning, 0620, watch this bus pass me. LK17 AFF, the 243 heading east on Theobalds Road. So how do I report this, @TfL ?
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Any punditry team with Eni Aluko in automatically loses
@MailSport
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𝐁𝐁𝐂: Wayne Rooney, Joe Hart, Thomas Frank, Alan Shearer, Frank Lampard, Cesc Fabregas, Micah Richards, Rio Ferdinand 𝐈𝐓𝐕: Ian Wright, Roy Keane, Gary Neville, Karen Carney, Graeme Souness, Eni Aluko, Ange Postecoglou Who has the better lineup for #EURO2024 ? 📺🤔
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@TyBracey Get Frimpong in Jan and we flyyyy 😉
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@_ThatAnt_ Surely its better than drinking a £12 cocktail that has about as much alcohol in as Toothpaste?
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@samw1t You lost mate, it was nearly a week ago. Let it go. Just come to terms with the fact you’re still and always will be in Arsenals shadow 🥴
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