fiz Profile Banner
fiz Profile
fiz

@alamfiz

Followers
1,033
Following
778
Media
1,230
Statuses
13,400

edinburgh
Joined December 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@alamfiz
fiz
3 years
thank u for my rose @wolfalice @elliecrowsell love u xx
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
4
90
@alamfiz
fiz
3 months
taking a cig off someone in the smoking area and they pull out their phone and charge you 50p
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
3 months
Apple announces “Tap To Cash” feature which allows users to send money by tapping phones together.
Tweet media one
279
1K
17K
19
905
38K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
thank goodness my journey won’t be affected by strikes.
Tweet media one
57
529
28K
@alamfiz
fiz
2 months
my 3 poops yesterday. impressive i must say.
Tweet media one
42
166
21K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
but rape allegations ruin a man’s career! 😖😖😣😖😣😔
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
BREAKING: Benjamin Mendy has signed a 2-year deal with Ligue 1 side FC Lorient.
119
548
7K
380
383
12K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
i don’t understand how people with literal football player profile pics have the audacity to say things like this lmao
@ShyawLFC
Shyawlfc 🇳🇿
1 year
Its never that deep
345
163
2K
12
290
9K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
my dad singing every elton john song one lyric ahead to prove to me he knows the words shut it man
19
106
8K
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
drunk me did not realise that the instagram note things weren’t all directed at me and i responded to every single one of them 😭😭
16
128
7K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
people who think arctic monkeys playing their songs slightly slower makes them boring are genuinely children 👍
146
330
6K
@alamfiz
fiz
11 months
final statistics of first month of pret membership: cost: £15 drinks got: 86 value of drinks got: £328.70 🔥🔥🔥🔥
40
59
5K
@alamfiz
fiz
11 months
have not seen a single clip of these podcasts where he doesn’t seem like an absolute arsehole
@luxcurv
Luxe ⟡
11 months
Another clip is going viral of Ethan telling Faith off for not “doing her jobs” of cleaning the house 😬
437
149
8K
12
113
4K
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
halloween costume idea: the worst person you know
Tweet media one
16
175
3K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
@JohnMossSZN literally it’s £15 to fly from bournemouth 😭😭
1
0
3K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
this is what my timeline wanted alex turner to sound like last night
15
144
2K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
liking every pro alex turner tweet i see so twitter stops showing me awful opinions 👍
7
63
2K
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
fontaines and wolf alice would’ve been so so much better if the front pit wasn’t full of weird little AM fans being overprotective of their space and getting pissed off at people for for being energetic during FONTAINES D.C. 😭😭
25
97
1K
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
arctic monkeys t-shirt on. 1975 tote bag on. time to be insufferable
2
129
1K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
the body paint outro is genuinely fucking incredible man wow
5
93
1K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
up the olivia rodrigo x
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
16
14
1K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
me in year 13 complaining about how much i hated year 12s
3
46
1K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
my wedding vs downfall of novak djokovic
Tweet media one
3
84
1K
@alamfiz
fiz
8 months
if paramore are replaced at the eras tour by gracie abrams or maisie peters i will genuinely run into a wall at full speed
16
144
1K
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
i’ve never understood this dumb argument the woman literally has 92 million monthly listeners and is probably the most famous musician in the world and people pretend like it’s a surprise that she has lots of fans
@janesreputation
Jane🫧
1 year
this is so😭
Tweet media one
253
6K
55K
6
32
978
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
sam fender trnsmt bingo time 🔥🔥 i encourage everyone to play along.
Tweet media one
12
29
815
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
if ellie rowsell was a man wolf alice would’ve been one of the biggest bands in the world long ago btw xxx
9
83
795
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
@HolteLuke how many individuals do you know personally who’ve been falsely accused of rape
37
1
751
@alamfiz
fiz
11 months
@hannahshouse_ thank you thank you. they offered me half price for the second month too bcos i tried to cancel it so i’m going for 100 this month
3
0
761
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
@Darlo_1883 leeds fan at uni of edinburgh going to southampton away hahahaha
1
0
671
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
people who skip the singles when listening to an album on release should be jailed
8
35
592
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
i know everyone’s said it a hundred times already but i fucking hate this new gig culture of obsessive queuing, like if you’re getting there early for a good spot for your $600 taylor swift ticket sure idc but people turning up at 7am for inhaler and fontaines is a joke. grow up.
11
27
585
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
i am a 1975 fan . i like the 1975. what the hell man.
5
45
536
@alamfiz
fiz
10 months
at inhaler glasgow im gonna run towards the stage and swing my arms around like a little helicopter
@GATSBYCHALAMET
beth MET TIMOTHEE
10 months
first in line and i cant even see the stage
Tweet media one
91
4
861
1
7
461
@alamfiz
fiz
2 months
@greggislocallfc this is like getting a mention from a celebrity
3
0
456
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
this is the greatest gig photo of all time
0
6
453
@alamfiz
fiz
5 months
glass animals charging £70 a ticket who do you actually think you are lmaoooo
13
10
439
@alamfiz
fiz
10 months
i don’t believe for a second that this is what skrillex looks like
@OfficialRandL
Reading & Leeds Fest
10 months
Reading & Leeds 2024 he’s BACK 🔥 Catch @Skrillex at this years #randl24 🤯
Tweet media one
13
34
418
4
3
442
@alamfiz
fiz
10 months
also there is so definitely a reason why this photo is just van lmao
@OfficialRandL
Reading & Leeds Fest
10 months
HEADLINING READING & LEEDS 2024 @thebottlemen 🤯🚨
Tweet media one
246
2K
12K
3
0
431
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
do people actually think of liking instagram stories as minor flirting cos i just be liking things i like
2
18
421
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
best part of boygenius tn was somebody asking if they could design her tattoo and all 3 of them yelling NO at the same time
5
8
393
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
can we go back to the good old days where people just collapsed and died at gigs instead of getting the whole thing stopped every second verse
3
15
371
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
@georgecricfoot3 if i could i would 👍
1
0
353
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
this new arctic monkeys song is genuinely beautiful idk what other word i could use to describe it it literally sounds like the grand atrium of a fancy hotel or a ballroom
2
40
344
@alamfiz
fiz
11 days
generational set thank you festival republic 🙌🙌🙌
Tweet media one
0
20
352
@alamfiz
fiz
11 months
oh boy i wish i could see updates on what to do with regards to my cancelled train
Tweet media one
4
4
345
@alamfiz
fiz
10 days
sorry even a slight suggestion of her being dramatic for leaving when her entire set was soaked and ruined is absolutely mental and would not have been suggested if it happened to a man
@TheRandLMill
The RandL Mill
10 days
Renee Rapp☔️ Renee Rapp took the headlines when she was drenched from rain which was stuck in the stage. She stormed off, returned to finish Not My Fault, and stormed off again. Drama queen or deserved reaction?
Tweet media one
26
1
98
1
14
346
@alamfiz
fiz
11 days
storm lilian decimating reading festival 🔥🔥🔥
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
8
340
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
festival republic belling up the 1975
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
1 year
BREAKING 🚨: Leeds have officially confirmed the appointment of Sam Allardyce as manager for the remaining four games of the season ⚪ The club parted ways with Javi Gracia after just 12 games in charge ❌
Tweet media one
327
457
7K
0
17
331
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
where is my email from spotify i want the £225.
7
7
320
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
guys. reworked the uk dates a bit to see how she could give more people a chance to see her? let me know your thoughts.
Tweet media one
36
10
307
@alamfiz
fiz
7 months
if i see one more person compare wet leg to tldp i’m gonna lose it, two all-female bands are allowed to make it big at the same time without you having to pick which one is ‘actually good’ and which one is an ‘industry plant’ xxxx
3
20
308
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
shooting my shot by liking ellie rowsell’s story
5
28
294
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
star treatment is actually the greatest song of all time i fucking love it i love it so much
7
27
292
@alamfiz
fiz
7 months
i’m no mathematician but that looks like more than 8 dates
@TicketmasterUK
ticketmasteruk
7 months
The Last Dinner Party have announced an eight-date UK tour in support of their debut album, Prelude To Ecstasy. 🎟️Tickets on sale 08:00, Fri 09 Feb>>
Tweet media one
0
6
43
2
1
288
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
just learnt that central cee’s “how can i be homophobic, my bitch is gay” line is about madeline argy sorry WHAT 😭😭😭
0
15
266
@alamfiz
fiz
11 days
i hope renée rapp sues festival republic for 2 counts of attempted murder
0
19
271
@alamfiz
fiz
4 months
duality of man
Tweet media one
2
17
264
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
i hope the girl who pissed on my shoe during the strokes has a terrible life
11
4
252
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
when it’s someone off to anfield for the first time it’s all wow what a special moment but as soon as it’s any musician with a majority female fanbase it’s ew wtf it’s not that deep 👍
0
5
235
@alamfiz
fiz
7 months
all this mediocre british festivals either have liam gallagher or noel gallagher headlining this year. why don’t any of them try and do the funniest thing ever.
1
10
236
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
uk gonna get the hives and the mysterines x
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
2 years
Feeling like the luckiest person alive to get to take these brilliant artists out on tour w/ me: @paramore , @beabad00bee , @phoebe_bridgers , @_girlinred_ , @whereisMUNA , @HAIMtheband , @gracieabrams , @whoisgayle & @OwennMusic . I can’t WAIT to see you. It’s been a long time coming 🥰
2K
19K
186K
8
9
212
@alamfiz
fiz
2 months
@borzoimcgee poopmap 🔥
0
2
224
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
spending the last hour of my teenage life watching the arctic monkeys glasto stream with intense fomo
6
3
209
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
wait they’re charging for silent disco lmaoooooo this festival is truly dying
@OfficialRandL
Reading & Leeds Fest
1 year
@ellhiiigham The headphones have been on sale for 2 weeks :) there’s always a limit to how many people can attend, this isn’t new
5
0
30
4
1
212
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
2 hours before doors open for a show they should drive a combine harvester through any existing queue to get rid of all the annoying people 👍
7
11
209
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
i love pretending 37 year old alex turner is actually like some senile old man who doesn’t know where he is half the time
2
7
208
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
bro is on the seat
Tweet media one
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
this girl has just sat next to me on the train with 2 ferrets hahahaha wtf
4
0
12
4
0
181
@alamfiz
fiz
13 days
the prodigy lasers attacking blink on the main stage lmaooo
0
2
188
@alamfiz
fiz
10 months
thanks mum
Tweet media one
0
1
174
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
people shouldn’t be allowed to like bands i like. they’re for me not you.
2
19
169
@alamfiz
fiz
10 months
catfish without the bottlemen
1
8
167
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
@benblore1 it’s arctic monkeys if you’re not there for them who are you there for 🤩
17
1
164
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
why’s my dad just casually dropped in convo that his workmate (who i literally had dinner with a couple weeks ago) got free glasto tickets this year cos he knows matt helders sorry what
5
0
166
@alamfiz
fiz
12 days
lana del rey turning up late then getting cut off who would’ve thought
0
5
164
@alamfiz
fiz
7 months
this specific section of the reading lineup
Tweet media one
3
11
156
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
i have almost entirely lost interest in sam fender over the last year icl, hope he changes things up a bit with the third album
6
0
155
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
best idea i have ever had was deciding to scrapbook every night out i went on at uni for second year - date, where i went, who i was with, who i met, what happened, a rating /10, and a little running counter of how many times i went to different clubs
6
2
150
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
it’s my time to shine baby
Tweet media one
3
0
149
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
my dad wanted to call my eldest sister elland after elland road and this is why men should not be involved in the naming processes of children
7
3
145
@alamfiz
fiz
4 months
view from stansted airport 😻😻
Tweet media one
1
0
147
@alamfiz
fiz
11 days
festival republic have literally been bullying renée rapp this whole weekend
Tweet media one
1
5
144
@alamfiz
fiz
7 months
genuinely flabbergasted by this last dinner party album. i have never even used the word flabbergasted in a sentence before. that’s how flabbergasted i am. fucking incredible.
4
1
143
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
i love that some people were paying thousands for their taylor swift tickets in the us and you can already buy hospitality tickets with food and an open bar for the wembley shows for £350 / £450 lmao
7
2
138
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
thinking about the time i was like 15 and my mum sat me down all serious and was like you can talk to me about anything at all and i promise you there’s nothing wrong with being gay and i was like i’m not gay and she was like ok but if you were just know we’d still love you dw
3
0
136
@alamfiz
fiz
10 months
miss twitter circles for the sole reason that i was in so many circles of people who hated each other and i loved seeing people vent about each other using real names of other individuals i knew
1
14
134
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
me buying a 1975 signing session ticket with the sole aim of giving it to an actual fan for face value is the nicest thing i’ve ever done. retiring from being nice now. back to fiz evil arc
3
0
131
@alamfiz
fiz
10 months
fun fact: in 1993 my dad paid a small child 20p to protect his car in a dodgy area of anfield whilst he went to watch liverpool v leeds, and when he came back after the game the car next to his had it’s windows smashed in, and his was perfectly fine, child sat on bonnet
2
1
127
@alamfiz
fiz
4 years
@F1 NORRIS P3 AYYYY
0
1
123
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
fontaines/wolf alice/am spot secured
Tweet media one
5
0
120
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
unreserved standing is unreserved standing and if i slowly make my @way in front of you via mosh pits that is your problem not mine.
1
6
118
@alamfiz
fiz
6 months
it is literally so so much better than the old one what is everyone on about
@nocontextfm1
Out of Context Football Manager
6 months
This is apparently going to be Bournemouth’s new logo… 👀
Tweet media one
219
52
4K
3
0
124
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
buy yourself something nice guys xoxoxo
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
2
0
117
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
i appreciate a pub with a urinal setup so sublime
Tweet media one
1
2
116
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
royal blood drummer walking out in an arctic monkeys top pahahahaha ffs
2
1
114
@alamfiz
fiz
2 months
not surprising given how much free time they have to practice
Tweet media one
@Nedao454
Martin VII
2 months
2004 Greece 2008 Spain 2012 Spain 2016 Portugal 2020 Italy 2024 Spain
Tweet media one
349
16K
113K
4
3
118
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
i’ve ranked all 32 acts i saw at reading but i cannot share the whole list for fear of my safety so here’s a sneak peek xoxo
Tweet media one
13
1
109
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
this band have never released a single item of clothing that isn’t absolutely aesthetically repulsive
@cheerupeli
🎧✰*ੈ
2 years
NEW ERA MERCH OMGGG
Tweet media one
6
13
356
8
2
110
@alamfiz
fiz
1 year
the girls
Tweet media one
3
0
107
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
epic !
Tweet media one
6
2
101
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
my music wall can be split into two pretty distinct categories
Tweet media one
10
1
103
@alamfiz
fiz
11 months
@DGaidys nah lothian road one is like a 3 minute walk from me
1
0
107
@alamfiz
fiz
2 years
do you reckon lizzie ever listened to wolf alice
1
1
104