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@HoldThisElle

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30+ Twitter , Ambiamorous, Switch, Auntie, Godmommiana, 🎓, traveler, bourbon,❤️, positive vibes, I’ve survived 3 terminal illnesses & brain surgery #Cyster

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@HoldThisElle
Y’all Lack Reading&Comprehension Skills
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I survived a 3 part brain surgery (Wednesday). I’m walking around at home unassisted today (Friday). Ain’t he good? Won’t he do it?
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I found he cheated w a minor.I had the post office hold my mail, found a new apt after 2 wks of searching, signed my new lease, removed my name off our mutual lease, took everything I paid for(groceries, furniture, my personal items)while he was at work, & mailed his key to him +
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Bo Mma
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How did you guys get over your worst break up?
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In the following weeks I deleted every post and photo. Made sure that I sent in all of the proof of him knowingly being w a minor so that she could get some form of justice. He’s in jail now.
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W a letter informing him that I knew & that we were done. Switched everything to a P.O. Box temporarily. I blocked him on EVERYTHING!! I went on vacation for 2 weeks and immediately started talking to my therapist about the situation and how I was processing everything.
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@HoldThisElle
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@mamaztheguru I understand your prospective, however, I had to do this in the most legal way possible. I could’ve lost scholarships and more by going any other route.
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@OGAviana Left no crumbs
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@summeraugust17 I know and understand that he assaulted her. Cheating (also considered to infidelity) is when a person in a monogamous romantic relationship has an emotional or sexual relationship with someone else without their partner's consent. At no point did I blame the girl. & He’s my ex.
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@Prttyawsmcool @charismalove_ Yes, due to the circumstances and proof I had.
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It’s been almost 24. I’m muting this but before I do: • Reading is fundamental • Comprehension is imperative • Words have actual definitions/meanings • Google is free • You could always keep scrolling I hope this helps.
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@HoldThisElle
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@marz_new She is. She’s an adult now. I’ve helped her by helping her advocate for herself and with resources over the years.
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@EMoneytheGOD They held my mail per request so that he wasn’t able to see where I was getting mail from/open my mail while I was applying for new housing.
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@HoldThisElle
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@praiseyyy_ The answer to your question is in the thread
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@mrwilso13772805 Did you read the thread? There’s additional information to answer your question
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@Mjaynnxx_ Because they didn’t read to understand or comprehend.
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@go1dmonk Yes, I paid for them.
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@summeraugust17 For him: a predator, he thought there was a relationship between the two of them. Again, he assaulted her, he also cheated on me.
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@HoldThisElle
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@qpackin There is additional information in the thread
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@highoff4oes The rest of the information is in the thread
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@summeraugust17 It is rare but researchable. It was even his defense in court. I am the person that made personal sacrifices and advocated for the girl even when her own family turned their backs. Have a nice day and please stay out of my mentions.
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@HoldThisElle
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@AlxandreLaGrand The information you’re looking for is in thread.
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@TheKarlKolchak Did you read the thread?
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•Ankles locked behind your head because ain’t no pulling out •I’m about to talk shit while making eye contact •You’re getting choked while you stroke •If I cum before you expect more shit talking until you nut •You’re getting your dick sucked IMMEDIATELY after this
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@Devshar19611188 It took weeks because I didn’t have enough information. I didn’t even have a picture at the beginning. I worked hard to do that right thing and accomplished that goal. Find someone else to troll.
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@JoeSnarky Did you read the thread?
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Lawd, there are men saying “I need context” for the video of Gervonta Davis snatching up a grown woman and I just....
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@HoldThisElle
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@Chris0412359750 You SHOULD have read the whole tread.
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@Skiimaskbarbiee Read the whole thread. The information is available.
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@HoldThisElle
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Niggas really try to put good women on a layaway plan 🙄🙄🙄 If you’re not emotionally, physically, and financially ready for a serious relationship leave her where she’s at. She deserves to flourish without you distracting her.
@DollFaceBeautii
Phylicia Rashad Jr.💋
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Dudes will act like they was into you but told you they wasn’t ready for anything serious and for you to basically wait on them lol but now they have a change of heart lol
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@PalaceMrs Depressed? No. It was just an exhausting experience.
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@haniniuwu Did you read the thread in totality before you posted this comment?
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It sucks that I’m naturally nurturing and giving. I tend to attract people that need healing energy in their life. I pour into them and rarely receive that same energy. When I stop or take space and time to heal myself I’m considered selfish. It’s a losing battle.
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@HoldThisElle
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@Bunny27399260 You clearly didn’t read the thread. The information is available.
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@unfamous_tre Did you read the whole thread BEFORE you made this comment?
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@Raind3w Read the thread. The information is available.
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@LegendOfRome I don’t know how to play spades
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@hasani_hill Both statements are valid, yes, but that same energy could’ve gone into expending the sign or using a different spot on the same sign actual issues within our communities
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@AstroWolvez The resource can be used for any reason for a maximum of 30 days
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@aWeeG3 I hope you read the whole thread. The information is available.
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@HoldThisElle
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“Bless your heart” is a southern insult. How don’t y’all know that?
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I’d be hospitalized due to alcohol poisoning
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If you see me at yellow or orange dress level and we still at the function by the time I get to white dress energy it’s popping off at the function because you saw the warning signs
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@HoldThisElle
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I honestly wasn’t expecting this to get so much attention. Thank you for all the positivity and support. I hope everyone has a wonderful new year.
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I’ve done this before and it was shift change. She informed me that she needed to clock out, she called to her manager over the walkie, the manager asked what the problem was, and I asked her who would be taking her place to assist me. The manager made her stay. She was pissed 😂
@ParissAthena
Pariss Athena | Founder of Black Tech Pipeline
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This is so clever! Black ppl, you know how employees love following us around their stores? Well let’s put them to work and make them carry the items they think we’re stealing🤣
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Today in my ridiculous life I called off work for a funeral of my ex’s grandmother (I have a restraining order against him and had a police escort) Why did I go? Well, I was written into her will and in order to receive what she gifted me I had to go the funeral. My goodness yall
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@HoldThisElle
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@blackyardart @simsimmaaz Someone said “marshmallow maidens” and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
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Y’all, we’re almost halfway through June. Do you know what that means? @TEYANATAYLOR gonna be dropping soon 😁😁😁
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@MissSassbox You gotta get in some or these group chats. They’ve been streaming her performances in 4K room multiple angles
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@janetheeesq Cause… I have THE EXACT SAME QUESTION
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This 20 year old just tried to slide in my DMs. Boy gone get ya daddy. You ain’t ready for this.
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Absolutely. Y’all ain’t never questioned why the floor is wet/sticky? If a drink is bought for you and your not at the bar when it’s make and it’s not handed directly to you then you don’t drink it. Women do this to protect themselves from being drugged.
@roadrunna_trae
Roadrunna Trae
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Y’all be doing this foreal ??😭👀
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@HoldThisElle
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“Now, before you go in there I just wanna say, it wasn’t my fault”
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Does a 3 day romantic getaway count as a birthday gift? I’ll be paying for a spa package and the hotel.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
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Me: I think I found the one Me: (within a three month timeframe)
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😉😉
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@IWriteAllDay_ Don’t do it. It’s like having an adult(ish) child and it’s stressful asf
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@kiingmoney1 @_haaalll Birthday twin, idk who hurt you but you gotta let it go
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Note, I could be wrong but I’m convinced that the pandemic gave a lot of people time to “look in the mirror”, accept some hard truths, and grow individually.
@thecindynoir
Cindy Noir✨
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Why does it feel like we’re in a mass awakening where everybody is realizing their worth and not wanting to settle for less? What’s going on...?
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@HoldThisElle
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I have an announcement to make (clears throat) 🗣 I’M OFF THE MARKET LEAVE ME ALONE Thanks 😊
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Every day on this app I see at least a dozen tweets that prove more people should go to therapy.
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Tomb Raider You got a pass around nigga He a hot 🥔 I told him, "Eat it or get out. That's your ultimatum" "But stop licking my pussy hard that shit aggravating"
@nhoodpublicist
The Neighborhood Publicist
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I’M RUNNING THROUGH YA NIGGA HOUSE LIKE A
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This guy came into my DMs aggressive asf with an unsolicited dick pic this morning. I told him to show me his asshole so I could know what I’d be working with because obviously he g-spot has been neglected and that’s why he’s so aggressive.... I got blocked 😁
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Wait, fellas, y’all aren’t being fed during your dick appointment?
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How many times she gotta tell you that dick is disposable?
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Louaista
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Kendrick Lamar once said.... ?
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@TeeSays_ @Bruce_Cares He was so fucking smooth with it lol 😂😂😂😂😂
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Aang didn’t smile during this whole arc. He stood on business. He took names. He was ready to do whatever it took.
@aangdaily
daily aang
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Aang during the Lost Appa arc was fed up with everyone’s bullshit 💀
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@MissSassbox Is that wafers soaking in unset pudding mix?
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I want to block everyone that doesn’t have comprehension skills.
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It’s the ending for me
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Are y’all ready to admit that Hennessey is nasty and bad for you?
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Some of y’all men are really out here struggling while dating. Y’all are getting used for free meals and dick. Are y’all ok?
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@GorillaMamaWho I’m from Ohio and even I laughed at this
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@MissSassbox My grandmother (a boomer) informed me that this came from the time when black people had to be mindful while driving at night (through or past sundown towns)
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Me catching flights instead of feelings
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Since my nephew and my sister have environmental allergies & my nephew insists on showing mommy the things he’s seen during our outings…. This seem like a good idea, right? My sister COULDN’T possibly tell me NOT to buy this or something similar, right? … Right?!?!
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Science girl
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Making flower book marks
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This exact moment is one of my favs
@awkwardblkgrl
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Your favorite episode of #InsecureHBO without saying the title of your favorite episode of #InsecureHBO ? #ABGAsks
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I’m happy, healthy, safe, and comfortably resting at home. I’m following my care plan. My healing journey is going well. I’m so grateful to be on the other side.
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This is how I use your thighs and forcibly navigate you to a mutual nut
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CincyProblems
Cincinnati 💔
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Closed On Sunday. #Bengals
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Sassington, M.C.
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What actor has played a role so well, that you feel like that's exactly who they are in real life?
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It’s already happening. My goddaughter didn’t hesitate to check her teacher (via remote learning). Her school has a no bonnet/durag policy. So, I bought her a few head wraps. “European beauty standards are the reason you’re saying my head wrap is a distraction.”
@thecindynoir
Cindy Noir✨
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I know we chillin now, but the children we raise will be revolutionary. I already know it.
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Date people that like YOU and stop trying to force shit.
@GorillaaMamaa
Virgin Pickle Queen
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Dating could be easy as fuck if y’all stopped trying to change people or stopped trying to be the exception to the rule.
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While y’all are here. Sometimes, a headache isn’t just a headache or a migraine…Sometimes it’s something more. Please take preventive care seriously, (learn how to properly) advocate for yourself in medical settings, & find out if you state is a single consent recording state.
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The Simpsons predicted it already and they ain’t missed yet so.... 👉🏽👈🏽
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏᴅᴇᴀғʙᴀᴇ
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Hahaha Trump finally got COVID-19 now let’s see if he die in a few weeks 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂🤔
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@We_Be_Snackin The answer is in the thread
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@MissSassbox “Cheesecake colored”
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👀👀
@Lexual__
schway lex.
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I want to talk about zip code, poverty, abortion access, and the sterilization of black and indigenous women.
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1. I don’t have a nigga 2. A small 🍆 has never been in me 3. You know nothing about my sex life 4. But go off sis
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His fault. That’s his relationship not yours 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DollFaceBeautii
Phylicia Rashad Jr.💋
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If your girlfriend see my titties in ya phone who’s fault is that ??
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You should’ve done a photo collage
@alytmz
Aleyda
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Don’t know which boyfriend to post for MCM
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🗣️🗣️ WE ARE AN EXTREMELY UNSERIOUS PEOPLE
@Laughin_Man
I grew up in the late 1900's
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I have been laughing for 15 mins
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B. Simone been getting torched every week for WEEKS now. She’s gonna end up getting cancelled . Wk 1) I don't support this cause I'm Christian. Wk 2) My man can't be a 9-5er Wk 3) Plagiarized Pinterest content in her book Wk 4) Talking bad about the LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈 community
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How y’all gonna forget The OG Wanda? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@karlogan_
Kar
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Two Wandas who had their lives changed by a stone
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Whatever man allows this is getting pregnant and becoming a single father but it'll be worth it 😈😈😈
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