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@HilltopXer

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The Sage of the Hilltop. If it *feels like* I'm sneering at you, it's because I am 👍😎

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@HilltopXer
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@tpstoner1 @_InfinitePest_ @HeerJeet pretty hard to keep pace with the nazis when it comes to being a racist hate-nation willing to commit wholesale slaughter, conquest, & rapine; you'd think; until you take a good hard look at the Empire of Japan 🤔🤷‍♂️
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@HilltopXer
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@IrateMaxwell @imbobswaget it takes <30 seconds to clean fucknuts
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@HilltopXer
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3 years
the travesty of casting Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher
@CrankyFed
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You're filibustering a bill in the US Senate for 12 hours uninterrupted, but you can only speak on one topic. What topic do you choose?
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@HilltopXer
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@dril @NYGovCuomo i remember when some people - not me, but some - thought this account was *funny*
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@danny_reardon @DaisyFuentes @Alyssa_Milano she didn't have to go work for that shitbird Kemp. play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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@perryelliottt @VoxKramine @IrateMaxwell @imbobswaget also it was more mocking than mad, i would have thought "fucknuts" made that clear
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@HilltopXer
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@RelentlessYapp @ErikLoomis once again we see that getting out of Afghanistan, which was/is *way* more consequential than anything he's done or hasn't since 10/7, did him literally no good at all 🤷‍♂️
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@HilltopXer
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@celsenpai @weedandwagyu only heathens *season* Wagyu
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@HilltopXer
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@_Credible_Hulk @manolo_realengo they're almost all embassies & consulates, bet
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@HilltopXer
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@terronk @maxdubler to annoy VC dickbros i think, looks like he hit the mark w/ you 👍
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@GarThwDubh @RelentlessYapp @ErikLoomis he's not *done* yet, & idk wtf you mean by "legally party to genocide". maybe you should sue him 🙄
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@HilltopXer
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@MarcBodnick @What46HasDone @baseballcrank by his own standards, yes. *he* set these rules, not me 🤷‍♂️
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@HilltopXer
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@MarkwellBrad @gumbuoy @amylittlefield LOL at the good faith you're assigning to Singal's semantics - "i never threatened legal action" is an *obvious* weasel wording
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@HilltopXer
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@joindontdie @phillipharr1s @ALeftistMoniker @girl_comrade "direct aid" - to individuals - was 1.8 trillion of 5 trillion spent 🤷‍♂️
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@ITGuy1959 @eisingerj wanna try that again in English you goddam dork
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@HilltopXer
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@JCDentonNetRnnr @davidshepardson @ConsumerReports not really *safety features* then are they
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@heather_reindl @LocalSoundwave LOL that tinkety-tink-tink-tink--tinkety-tink
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@eclecticbrotha @soonergrunt @charliekirk11 well he's just an elf who wants to be a dentist
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@HilltopXer
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@noblindtrust @jessica_merri pro tip for discussions you might have on this subject: it is 100% unnecessary to declare how straight you are - seriously
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@HilltopXer
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this is where i stop rooting for Mikey, until he meets Lorraine & gets his shit together
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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What’s the greatest phone call scene you’ve ever seen? Swingers/1996…
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@HilltopXer
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@ErikMagnu @Wilson__Valdez @briebriejoy there was only *one* spot to run for, you don't get to redefine it as a *top-two* contest. there was a winner, & everybody else who ran lost
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@HilltopXer
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all the time
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@notcapnamerica ohmyfuckinggod.😩😂
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@HilltopXer
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@tomricks1 @mistergeezy @saymaysmith what, growing up in a rich Republican family? those shoes? 🙄
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@HilltopXer
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@golikehellmachi @daveweigel @BadFaithPod the funny thing is that this tells us that Dave is a *trusted messenger* for Brie (&, in a sense, Virgil), & given that it's unlikely they're drinking buddies (the usual reason he carries water for assholes right & left), i wonder why that is 🤔
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@HilltopXer
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@trunk881 @RepMeijer his principles are to be a dickheaded wrong rich kid 🤷‍♂️
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@MrSaturnV @kirk_bado Nina's campaign donations were still mostly from outside the district & the total $ spent by her side was more than by Shontel's so what's your point - are you gonna say Nina was some kind of underdog when she herself released internal polling that she was up by 35 *2 months ago*
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@HilltopXer
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@JustinWStapley @Pteratorn you're still a shirt-retucking semantic dork whose history is wrong 🤷‍♂️
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@sairasameerarao @markyzaguirre LOL be honest this is a parody account right?
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
2 years
he had a beefcake poster in his dorm room 🤷‍♂️
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Maybe Josh Hawley is an expert in a *different kind* of Manhood 🧐 Just sayin 🏳️‍🌈
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@HilltopXer
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@briebriejoy this is *only* independent expenditures; Nina's campaign outraised (mostly from outside the district) & outspent Shontel's, to the point where more *total* $ was spent by Nina's *side*, so...maybe tell the whole story misfit 👍
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@ErikMagnu @Wilson__Valdez @briebriejoy you're right; there was nothing *special* about Bernie at all - especially when it became clear he was pulling **fewer** votes than in '16
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@HilltopXer
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@Plague_Marine @ddale8 @BillyCorben LOL you really thought you had something here huh genius 😆
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@HilltopXer
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@palmtreelephant @agraybee this works as a possible explanation too, courtesy of @HondaWang 😀
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@HilltopXer
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@Goripion @MintMilana she *does not want to know* that you think she's "sexy", ugh what's wrong with you
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@eclecticbrotha @soonergrunt @charliekirk11 i have been trying to make "Charlie Kirk looks like Hermy the elf who wants to be a dentist" happen for like 2 years but i have *so* few followers LOL
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@LEAFHAZY @gifdsports LOL LBJ would break him in half, that dude is 5'11" 170, what the hell is wrong with you
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
4 years
@WolverinesMLive @MichiganPodcast sounds like a few details got smoothed over by the AAPD
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@HilltopXer
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@ChadRayVols sure you did, peckerwood
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@HilltopXer
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@Vote4Humanity @mikememoli @JordanUhl LOL you never were going to anyway
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@HilltopXer
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@HipHopConserva @belikethecoolk1 "actually trying to help the average American" LOL that might be the stupidest thing i ever heard, congrats
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@arthur_affect @patiencemosher @JLippincott_ @TrueMetis @sophisticaden @JGavinSanders the most banal, yet also *actually* profound, understanding of the Civil War/Reconstruction era is that the South *won* & made it stick for 100 years
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@uraanitursas @MacDhomnuill @TrentTelenko talking about "we do shots in 30 seconds when it takes the US an hour" is not a credible statement. also it's not an apples-to-apples comparison, the US hasn't been invaded since 1812 (or perhaps 1863 🤷‍♂️), getting approval for counterinsurgency strikes is not what UKR is doing
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
4 years
@Ladyhawke80 @KappelmanErik @JewelsJourneys @notcapnamerica other good ones i've seen: Medgar Nevers, Thurgood Partial
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@VanillaMag1lla @What46HasDone @juliaioffe the State Dept has been telling Americans to leave since *April*, genius - maybe you should head over there to convince the idiot holdouts 👍
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@redsteeze @JonahDispatch you're *always* the problem, you smug & wrong dick 👍
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
4 years
@wcigfys @notcapnamerica always been one of the underrated aspects of that incident - whatever else W was or wasn't, his reflexes were *crisp*
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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@LVillaume @ColeWright @mercash22 yes, & making a fool of herself while she does it
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@HilltopXer
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4 years
@RobJRII @matthewstoller because only a weirdo idiot would walk around saying that
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@HilltopXer
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@judesamm probably saving it for when Sudeikis hosts
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@HilltopXer
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& eyes like a hammerhead shark
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@HilltopXer
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@brianbeutler this you?
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@HilltopXer
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@agraybee he's a guy like yglesias & pareene who for some reason feels like they can speak authoritatively about *everything* from music to Pelosi's strategy to movies to Warren's health plans to "gestalt" to &c &c &c. ugh
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@HilltopXer
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@donnyenglish @jgroc wow you really told Peyton Manning something there coach 👍 LOL
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@HilltopXer
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@chunchbchillin @kbalde_ i heard it was revealed to be Jesus at lunch
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@HilltopXer
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@TeePolitics @mattyglesias that's the dorkiest tweet a dork ever tweeted, you dork
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@HilltopXer
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@JasonKander @mitchellvii shhh why would you tell him
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@HilltopXer
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@JosephPaladino7 he's a patriot & she was a goddam traitor
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@TPCarney @ezraklein he literally says that remaking Afghanistan's entire society is a less difficult problem than a simple pandemic response
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@aerofanatic @ComfortablySmug the State Dept has been telling Americans to leave since *April*, so blaming any idiots left behind seems correct 👍
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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Buttigieg has a gift for clear, concise, common-sense-sounding framing that is very impressive
@stevesilberman
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Watching @PeteButtigieg refuse to step into traps laid for him by standard shallow media framing of complex issues is a beautiful thing. [via @LadyRaynbow ]
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@kthalps @briebriejoy like somebody else said: you can tell that Brie obvs grew up in *some kind of* privileged environment where you don't get slapped/punched for saying shit like this
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@HilltopXer
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@Aaron4KS37 honestly bro i hope we never hear your name again unless it's your obituary
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@HilltopXer
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@dinosprout_ @mikememoli LOL but you never were anyway
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@HilltopXer
The Sage of the Hilltop
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help keep the ratfucking weirdo Nina Turner out of Congress
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chris evans
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Donate to her opponent @ShontelMBrown
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@HilltopXer
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@LeighWolf @SteveRattner whataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhatabout🙄
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@JGilliam_SEAL @RJLvegas @BetoORourke no WAY man this has to be a parody acct LOL
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@HilltopXer
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@bnjd1837 @constans @philipaklein that's not much of an identity 🤷‍♂️
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@HilltopXer
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@HeerJeet @magi_jay probably time to be quiet now
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@scttfrnks @sullydish LOL who gives a shit what you think dork
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@HilltopXer
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@KatsilometesW @jasonrantz @AdamBaldwin @benshapiro LOL they're gonna burn your boy to the ground & you're gonna cry about it
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@HilltopXer
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coward @sahenry turned off the replies 🤣
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@Variety
Variety
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Chappelle also claimed the situation has affected his upcoming documentary, saying, “They began disinviting me from these film festivals. And now, today, not a film company, not a movie studio, not a film festival, nobody will touch this film."
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@HilltopXer
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@ADDdadBets @ByCasagrande LOL he's a smarmy whiny dick, nice example to set for young men
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@billy13333 @LEAFHAZY @gifdsports he's literally half LBJ's size, are you smoking crack rocks
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@cxveat cry more, lonely dork 🤷‍♂️
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@bazunufc @DefenceU you're a good guy for leaving it up 👍🤣
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@HilltopXer
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@PN_1984 bye plague rat ✌have fun on substack, good riddance
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@LEAFHAZY @gifdsports LOL thanks for confirming that you smoke crack rocks :)
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@MakeItVeganNic @notcapnamerica football teams, hockey teams, fraternities, &c, &c...
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@HilltopXer
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@firefire100 i'm not the one who called her "the whisperer", but it's gotta be her
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@HilltopXer
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@kausmickey @robertwrighter @mckaycoppins i think your problem is that he writes interesting things for large audiences, & people who matter discuss his opinions; all things that used to be true about you but not anymore
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@HilltopXer
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@Kearns_SL @DrJasonJohnson smeared her by *quoting her in her own words* 🙄
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@HilltopXer
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@HaldaneRalph @TomiLahren you know, i saw a guy who looks just like *you* commit a crime once, so...
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@HilltopXer
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@AndreaRovenski @toweypat @ryangrim you said it was easy though
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honestly a decent heuristic for deciding who is an asshole is to check if they've ever approvingly RTd @redsteeze
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@HilltopXer
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@BradMossEsq why? if Black people whose opinions i respect want to call him that, i think we should listen to them
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@brutal_regime @EverydayBastiat what a dumb-on-purpose ass you'd have to be to have this take. **yes**, every single non-Trump voter who failed to vote for the pro-choice candidate is to blame for this ✌
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@HilltopXer
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@AmyBeePhoenix @icallshogun @joshbarone i know that every time i hear of one, i say "i hope AmyBeePhoenix is crying today" 😀
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@HilltopXer
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@mistergeezy shit i can't do that & i'm 54
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great stuff - i hate to compare artists but if you like Sarah Vowell you'll like Sara Benincasa
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@LibtardJesus1 @jaredlholt awesome so he was a racist college freshman
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@williameburns13 @mattyglesias only idiots even *imagine* that we live in a world where there's "Epstein stuff" on Bill that would possibly be kept secret
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