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@ESPNFC He’s trying to get out of Messi’s shadow
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@kendraaaleighh The feeling is mutual
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@soupinhercan Reminded me of those quote lol but you’re 100% right
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@kendraaaleighh Here’s one more!
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I know this isn’t the original song but this is still hilarious and Shaq rules
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@venmo4feet I wanna be best friends with your dad
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If you didn't like #KenGriffeyJr growing up as a kid you were probably a right fielder in little league
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@ZacharyBryan @kendraaaleighh Damn, 51 people want me to marry a stranger online and i can’t even get a text back
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@venmo4feet This is amazing i wish i could have seen that reveal
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Beer die time
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Lol my buddy texted me instead of his SO, who the hell says clap cheeks to their fiancé
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I’ve been saying for years ari and Lloyd need a spin-off show and if it happens i will be fucking ecstatic. Ari gold is the best character in tv history
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@Hillmaticc
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Forever and always my #wcw the sexiest woman on the planet @MeganRetzlaff 👯 http://t.co/3SbGOAzPWN
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@Angel_Flores227 @FOXSoccer @Cristiano Haha he abused pique on that shot, can’t even hate
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@CNN Still safer than the sugar free Haribo gummies
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Jesus Christ the author of this article is such a piece of shit huh? she got hit by a drunk driver and they’re essentially mocking her
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TikToker killed in car crash days after posting about never getting in an accident
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@theJay_Show Only time in human history you can get away with giving the bosses son a stunner and get a raise
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@EwdatsGROSS Not happy you made me do this. Look I’m a cool kid, i drink beer in my cargos
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My plans: 2020:
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@rich_cooke @jpl04002 little insider info from a uconn booster, got into the big 12 should be announced by Friday
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Oh hell yeah, love Arian. Didn’t know he finally made a podcast till just now
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apple podcasts-
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Uconn went from an underachieving NIT team to a red hot dangerous tournament team in the matter of three days
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I do not mean this sarcastically, this is the best gift i have received in my entire life. A painting of me as a centaur shooting fish filets. I’m speechless
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@UConn6thBorough Edsall is a coward. Quit on his team in the worst way after going to the fiesta bowl and only returned because he failed at Maryland only to fail at UConn
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@Giants 🤌🏼🤌🏼
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Idk what i missed but diamond rings are a dick measuring contest, no other purpose
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@viiiictoriiaa Can’t believe you’re showing everyone how much i paid for those socks
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Took a meeting with my new team this morning and um didn’t realize the artwork was visible
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@luism8989 @ESPNFC @FIFAWorldCup 100% without question the right thing to do. People might not like it, but do what it takes to survive and advance in that situation
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I need new music to listen to
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@k3llyrb All the build up and it’s gonna end up like this lol
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@madddiexo I do this….and it sucks
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It’s beautiful 🥲
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@DarthLux Idk Laura, my coworkers started playing 70s porn music at me when i took a video call yesterday with mine
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This.
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@madddiexo The worst part about it is Monday morning like you wouldn’t be sweating out 4 loko
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Emi Martinez winning the golden gloves 😂😂😂
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@madddiexo Nah mads, that’s the when you nut and she keep succin face
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I did a thing today
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@EwdatsGROSS Try this with powdered pedialyte packs. Game changer
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Good morning to everyone but Syracuse fans #BeatCuse
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Someone sent me this in the mail lol
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@objsucks Did someone say the obj simp army? Milady
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My dad is in heaven
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@BarstoolSam got one of messi's goal from a free kick
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I can’t tell if i actually liked season 1 of white lotus but i will say armond was the straw that stirs the drink
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Wore this hat from my golf trip on a meeting this am without realizing and my coworker goes ‘why’s there a microphone in the word vibes?’
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@madddiexo Unfortunately i am
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@EwdatsGROSS Maybe she just had the boobonic plague
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That was @erriineb in high school
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Watching Mean Girls and someone in cafeteria is wearing an Iverson shirsey. Sixers gonna roll today.
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Diallo that was dope but still hate you for not going to UConn
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@FSUmollz I recognize the letters but there’s no way this is in English
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@FSUmollz @RealSkipBayless @undisputed Well you’re a girl so this checks out
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It’s funny that these are the same person
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@L_Bell26 Blatantly kicking a guy to hurt them is acceptable, But Smoking an herb will get you 4 games
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Not a terrible view
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Lol imagine writing an article like this? It’s common practice for the qb to treat his lineman to a year end gift, especially if they make the probowl or won the god damn mvp. Also, what a wild assumption to make that lamar doesn’t donate to charity. Karen price can kick rocks
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Wallingford electric is the best thing ever, never have to worry about losing power
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Me to a girl after sex: that was great, did you cum too? Her: of course
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Haha i love this 72 yr old Russian lady i worked with for 8 years. Miss my homie irina
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@idontclairee_ Perfect. Bark away
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@madddiexo For no other reason than science: what bar is this?
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You ever go to check how the chicken you put in the crockpot is doing after 4 hours and realize you never plugged it in??? Yeah me neither
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Mentally, I’m here
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@viiiictoriiaa Send request
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@callmeshitto Ok you’re a goon, but what’s a goon to a goblin?
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When you first find out santa is fake #ufc214
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Confirmed: uconn going undefeated for ship number 5
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@eriinbukowski Fixed it for ya E
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@skeriin This was a wild ride. He called you dreamy, gross, and said he was unavailable all in one poetic DM. A true wordsmith
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@viiiictoriiaa Paypig looking for findom
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@eriinbukowski When Erins horny on the TL again
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@Baileymoon15 I will say, that WW2 joke was good tho
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@ebukowskii you’ve gone from Netflix in bed and horny on the TL, to the gulag. It is time to send out the reply guy E signal to get you back on brand
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@DarthLux Hahaaa that’s actually a hilarious 3 am activity
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People forget that Johnny drama broke tom Brady’s driver #TheMatch
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@LightsCameraPod Channing tatyum
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Never before seen footage. People don’t talk about the grind, they only see the result. The rise to influencer is brutal
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@phiphibb haha special edition of the phriday phiface
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I feel like i need to get authentic Mexican cuisine on cinco de Mayo so I’m going to get myself a crunch wrap supreme and a chalupa
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@DarthLux Hahah guys 1000% put that in their bio for some brownie points with chicks
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Wtf is this Siri
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I feel bad for you if you’ve never had Neil’s donuts before
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@viiiictoriiaa Yeah please stop messaging all of my friends, it was an accident!
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@idontclairee_ What size dog bark tho
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Boys version of the easy bake oven
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@ThtWht10th
Rarely Seen, Always Noticed 🤞🏽
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Without saying your age, what is something you remember from your childhood that a younger person would not understand?
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It is with great sadness that i must report, i am in fact drunk again
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I feel skinny uncle tony
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@notsaraferdowsi Can i join your band
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