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What part of "switch your phones off during the flight" you guys understand 🤦🏾♂️
Since flights are trending, post the best pics you’ve ever taken in flight.
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Here on Twitter 🗣️🗣️
Sundonwns is a small and problematic team with 57 fans 🗣️🗣️
On Betway🗣️
Sundowns straight win✅✅💰💰
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National team Squad selection 🗣️
Mamelodi Sundonwns players: 👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤
2cups FC players: 👤👤👤
History FC players: 🛌
Soweto teams are finished 🤭
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Wydad FC catching warm hands again 😂😂 bottom of the group 🤣🤣where is the Waydad faithful of SA? Wydad should've learned from Al Ahly that if Soweto United supports you, you gonna need cleansing coz bahamba namashwa labo
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So Sundowns has brutalized those FC's from Soweto so much that the fan base stopped using their FC's to banter Sundowns, they have resorted to recruiting Al Ahly, Wydad & any other team that manages to beat Sundonwns to stand up for them 🤣🤣
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Others compare themselves to real Madrid, but haven't won a league trophy in over 11 years and a continental trophy in over 28 years
Orlando Pirates FC is the biggest football institution in Africa.
We're up there with the best in the world 👌🏾👌🏾
Santiago Bernabéu Stadium (Spain) Real Madrid stadium & Orlando Stadium (South Africa) Orlando Pirates stadium.
Combos are communicating! 🇪🇸🇿🇦
#OnceAlways
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@Portia_Mantima
I don't necessarily enjoy it, I am just too lazy to put in the effort needed to sustain a relationship. Being single sucks in all honesty, but dealing with another personality when you're trying to figure out yours is exhausting.
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The champions 🏆 leaving the country and we're leaving Golden Arrows in charge
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As Masandawana we appreciate coach RM. He went to Qatar with his coaching staff to watch the world cup last year not just for entertainment, but to learn. We as the supporters are reaping the rewards of his dedication, our team is dominating at home & in the African continent 👆🏾
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Asifuni
somebody please tell Sundowns fanbase that we on international break, not everything is about their small club we now focused on Bafana Bafana
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How
@Masandawana
fans sleep knowing that their team is the biggest team in the African continent
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@ChrisExcel102
@Yanga_Co
I have realized that it's not God we have to fear... It's women because Wow 👀
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11:11 🕯️🕯️ for Mamelodi Sundonwns to continue succeeding and bringing pain to Soweto United
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They ridicule coach Rhulani for crying tears of joy after winning his inaugural continental trophy 🏆 but clap hands for a plumber who jumped higher than a ZCC member after winning a lousy football match
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My small team 😎
Africa's Best Football Clubs (2023)
1. Al Ahly 🇪🇬
2. Mamelodi Sundowns 🇿🇦
3. Wydad Casablanca 🇲🇦
4. TP Mazembe 🇨🇩
5. Esperance 🇹🇳
6. Pyramids FC 🇪🇬
7. CR Belouizdad 🇩🇿
8. Zamalek 🇪🇬
9. Etoile du Sahel 🇹🇳
10. Al Hilal Omdurman 🇸🇩
11. Raja Casablanca 🇲🇦
12. FAR Rabat 🇲🇦
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@2cool2care000
@KaConfessor
You see these are top tier lies 🤣🤣😂😂 these lies went to ivy League schools
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I thought it was general knowledge that Sundonwns has 57 fans 🤣 but then the last time anything was knowledgeable at Naturena it was Knowledge Musona 😂😂
If you thought I was just bantering zibonele ngokwakho. Inkeshezane of Sundowns stayed behind and sang with their team whilst the rest of football fans (90% Chiefs fans) who came to support football went home. Frame 1 vs Frame 1, 2 and 3.
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How did Cape Town Spurs manage to beat a team that went to Spain for preseason, has a Spanish coach & a Soccer Laduma player of the season 😂 Khoza is corrupt
@Masandawana
How will cape town spurs compete against a team that has bought all psl players ?, Motsepe is so corrupt , i can't
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@NosiMatshikiza
I hate my current job, it's draining me physically and emotionally 😭 I have lost weight, clothes don't fit me anymore they are too big. I have a job interview on Thursday... Please pray for me coz if I don't get this job 😭😭😫🕯️🕯️
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The reigning! Defending! Undisputed Champions of Mzansi 🏆
It was free and never fill the stadium 🏟, gues which team is that!!!
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@NoMmabatho
We bruise easily and the women we try to date are too damaged by their previous boyfriends to realise what we bring to them
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Now that Sundonwns has played, Eskom can implement stage 10 load shedding coz the weekend matches will be absolute garbage 🚮
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All 57 of us 👆🏾
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@QueOrSomething
@I_Nkunzi
The sad thing is when umjita moves on to the next baddie some poor SAn male will step up & step father the product of this union
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We see you
@WACofficiel
Come and finish off what you justed so nice, on the 12th, we gonna support you 100%👌☺️
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@sossa___
I talk to myself all the time🤦🏾♂️ I am enjoying it more now that we wear masks in public coz my lips actually move 😂😂
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Orlando Pirates here on twitter Vs Orlando Pirates in reality 🤭
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You enjoy being fetched by Sundowns supporters
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Sivukike siready
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@_YamkelaJiba
Good idea, but we have rapists walking the streets coz the law is not stern enough.
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@ZAMA__DUMAKUDE
@logacrimz
Sometimes in order for us to move forward, we gotta move backwards a bit
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@MuziBucs
He was co-coach bro... It's like saying people who co-parent are not actual parents
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@YellowM23654784
@H_Permza
Member... The question here is not who is more important, however who delivers the BEST service 🤝🏾
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@richy_wrld
Bra 👀 what you want a person to say? You've just offloaded a whole lot of info on them, they need time to digest and formulate an appropriate response to what you just said
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Dumela Member
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@MathewsNtanzi
Shalulile was out for 4 months and he is still tops, unlike the others on this list
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@Zettie909
Before Covid, it's been a standing rule since I boarded my first flight in 2005 and I never looked back.
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Why is Al Ahly never worried about meeting OPFC or KC in this competition? Akere they have played in so many finals 😂😂
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#ConfessionChallenge
I get annoyed easily
I prefer talking to animals than talking to people
When my phone rings I want to die, seriously just text it😭
I prefer sleeping than going out
Please don't judge me 🥺
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Trolling his own FC's assistant coach 🤭 football needs to come back
They once said pirates buys at Boxer bona their team buys at Woolworths 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂Nku!
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Wydad FC was infiltrated by the spirit of losers 😂😂
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣wydad is no longer the same after that sundowns game. It's getting bad . They are going to fire that head coach
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@jeffmbambo_
I don't understand why this shocks people 🤔 Men only think about SEX!!! The only people we don't sexulise is our immediate family otherwise everyone else is fair game 🤣
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Yes bafo
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We can't have a rivalry with our development team, that's why we are growing it with Al Ahly & Waydad
Mamelodi Sundowns fans must focus on growing their rivalry with Supersport United today and stop being obsessed with Soweto teams. Today it’s soweto derby , the biggest game in SA sport, we can not entertain them , maybe tomorrow bafethu 🫱🏾🫲🏿🤭
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@_Mashudu_M
You don't know Xhosa women... You will take her out, buy her food (which she will give to her boyfriend) make her laugh (she will use those jokes to make her bf laugh) give her money (which she will give her boyfriend) and at the end of the date she will call you chomi 😭
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Khoza's money isn't the only currency buying in the PSL 🤭
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I am watching this series and I just realized that I would totally rot in jail for murder or something 😂 I am always alone with no alibi or anyone to vouch for my whereabouts 😅
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