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@HawkenSR
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I post about video games and music | Salmon Run rehab | former comp player for @Crossfire_spl | challenge + speedrun enthusiast | pfp by @ElaDraws
listening to 400+ albums
Joined December 2016
Gonna be posting thoughts on albums below in this thread ⬇️.Feel free to send me more, always happy to get music suggestions 🙏. (reviews will also be at this link, anything >5/10 is positive overall but its all subjective and arbitrary anyways 😘) .
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As a white person, this response is the whitest thing ive ever seen im cryinggg. those chips are like a 2/10 at most
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Nothing against casual players but this attitude is silly. Sorry for enjoying the game I guess? I've been chasing high scores for years because its fun for me, not my fault you didnt get the trophy of the specific color you wanted.
@GrizzcoVP PLEASE STOP SWEATING YOUR BALLS OFF AND GIVE US CASUALS A CHANCE.
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> another fucking gold. shoutout to my fellow overfishing dipshits for making this obnoxiously unachievable
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Salmon Run Next Wave weapon roles. saw some of these and figured i'd make my own (better) version 😏 #Splatoon3
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There are 521855 possible unique weapon combinations in salmon run (not including weapon repeats in random rotations). In this essay, i will be reviewing each and every combination in order to generate the most accurate tier list possible-.
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high level overfishers are at the top 0.1% of the playerbase. you don't have to compete with them to get a gold trophy, you just have to get past the green line. anyone who puts in the time and effort to learn can do it
BUT WHY IS THE TOP 5% SO HIGH THIS IS UNFAIR!!. Hope this helps —
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Salmon Run Next Wave tier list for funsies and farming interactions
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Splatoon devs actually balance specials and dont resort to insane power creep impossible challenge. This series has so much potential and I love so many things about it but the maps and balancing issues hurt it so much.
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imagine driving a wagon and seeing Link do this in the middle of the street #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch
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To clarify a little bit: it doesnt make sense to proclaim yourself a casual and at the same time be disappointed you arent in the top 5% of the playerbase.
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rip. she would have loved Big Betrayal. .
Happy Queen Elizabeth Death Day!.More importantly however, tomorrow is Splatoon 3's 1 Year anniversary!.Now that we're a year in, what are your thoughts on the game?
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oh yeah forgot to mention but i turned 22 last week. unfortunately i will now have to retire from competitive splatoon as my old, frail arms are too weak to perform the complex maneuvers that this game requires.
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finally, freelancers will have the ability to throw eggs directly in the water.
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@Slip_99 @beanibirb @xSky234x @Patriotgamer45 Children? The elderly? Disabled folks? .Imagine having some empathy. What a pathetic person you are.
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To people saying its not possible in freelance. Great thread to read. Theres so many resources to improve that people dont take advantage of and instead blame their freelance teammates.
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I was not expecting to get this lucky so early in the rotation 🤩 unfortunate that theres no scenario saving for Big Run.
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@SplatDroid this game so stingy with its rewards for no reason, trying to give off min wage job vibes or something.
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so many FA or team posts looking for non-toxic players, i wanna see a post where one of the requirements is being toxic.
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Not gonna lie, I've been feeling stagnant in competitive and I may need a personal coach to help me push further. Someone who is +2/+3 level, does vod review, can take me into high level scrims, tuck me into bed at night, kiss my forehead and read me a story as I drift off, etc.
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Ok so multiple players who won yesterday's SOS got exposed as banned predators using alts, and they are also in plus servers. What I wanna know is, are they getting banned from plus? Are people who suggested the banned players in getting investigated if they knew who they were?.
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@MargBarAmerica @intertel_agent I’ve enjoyed you’re complete online pivot to “guy telling people their first response to a thing they’ve watched is actually wrong” guy… has been swift and seamless.
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Finally finished the snatcher map of AP low tide that I've been working on! Thank you to everyone who helped me out with testing in iShoal!
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@NotAaron22 @RightWingCope Yeah leftists have definitely never ever criticized how the US government spends its tax money. For sure. Incredible take.
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Don't know if anyone's done this yet: I'm making a spreadsheet list of Salmon Run Next Wave scenario codes so people can practice certain waves and weapons. If you have a scenario you'd like to share, feel free to share it here!
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If Big Man has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Big Man has only one fan then that is me. If Big Man has no fans, then I am no longer on this earth. If the world is against Big Man, then I am against the world. #BIGMANSWEEP
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mannnn i want the golden egg sendou nft so bad but the tourney is skillcapped 😭
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300 would've been cool but i didn't commit to grinding enough to hit it so i'm happy with this #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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poetic that my first 200 in Next Wave is on the map I never got it on in Splatoon 2. ggs! #Splatoon3
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its really funny that this genre of splatoon streamer exists, just constant unrestrained salt.
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@TheLimomon "when I was your age I had to swim 10 miles uphill both ways to carry eggs back to the basket!".
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@ADHDGentle @DVirtute @shaun_vids "Israel has a lot to answer for" doing a hell of a lot of work there buddy. but yeah keep blaming the failures on a colonized, imprisoned population while Israel has been targeting hospitals, stealing land, and bombing children for 70+ years you freak.
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@AndyYork8 @shaun_vids Ok but who’s winning right now? Bernie or Warren? (Also Bernie was ranked as one of the most liked senators and Warren as one of the least, just putting it out there).
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@niftyszn1 @beanibirb @xSky234x @Patriotgamer45 Mandating government assistance to poor families so people don't starve. We produce more than enough food but most of it goes to waste because the US government doesn't care about feeding its citizens.
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C06 in 12.17, new record!. still improvable so sub 12 coming soon™️ or maybe never who knows
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vote me for Sexiest Splatoon Player 2023.(ty @/IbWoomy & @/Aymekiwi for helping with the suggest process)
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made my own version of this helpful chart
Just woke up to already see people have loser mentality over new kits so instead of arguing I'll post this convenient chart so you can easily figure out what's actually going on in their heads!
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@Nicholasseanrt @marymurrah @GravelInstitute These people care more about how they are treated online by a tiny group of Bernie supporters than how terribly minorities and the poor are treated across the country.
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Sendou and its not even close.
Which splatoon competitive player would be the best president.
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like consider that this and Reef Slider are in the same game. cannot think of a single situation in which reef would be better to have. I guess if you need to kill someone on grates? lol. I would much rather them focus on balancing existing weapons before adding new ones.
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@Abacusier @2Saintt ??? yeah im sure that was the point of their tweet and there's no other possible interpretation good job guys destiny fans win again . fr tho not everything is a gd debate so stop treating it like one.
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this Eggstra Work is a scam tbh, 0 high tides and 2 low tides on hydroplant is pain.
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@wangbiz88 @dough_dracula @NotDavis1 @Ailing_Bird @alhena3577 @OrwellNGoode I like how you never actually respond to their point. Almost as if deep down you know that your ideology is horseshit.
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early impressions on Jammin Squid Junction from private jobs: . - high tide and low tide day are likely the best out of all maps in the game right now.- normal tide seems really good too but more complicated.- snatchers are great and can be easily optimized.
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Still seems unreal that we got a trailer entirely dedicated to Salmon Run, the community stays winning 😌.
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For non SR heads who may be confused how this works, in Next Wave explosions outside of the basket that are close enough can now break both baskets at once! this works with explosher, crab tank cannon, inkjet, etc. Heres another bomb example:
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