Brain Phillips
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The USGA failed to water Faxon’s suit, and now they’ve completely lost it.
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Dan Campbell looks like he's stressed about getting a half dozen F150s sold by the end of the week.
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“Fabricating” is actually what JD Vance calls the act.
Feels like Democrats could land on something other than fabricated disinformation (the couch thing) to be their top dig against JD Vance?
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{extraordinarily loud incorrect answer buzzer}
This should be a reverse touchback. Offense keeps the ball at the 20-yard line.
I agree there should be consequences for fumbling out of the end zone. But losing possession makes no sense without a recovery by the defense.
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Philip Rivers, to the pocket as it collapses all around him:
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NFL football.
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There isn’t a golf course in North America that is up to Tyrrell Hatton’s standards.
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“Alright, let’s begin the press conference.”
Aaron Rodgers:
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There’s never been a debate.
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looking around for teams that have lost to the Patriots:
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Zalatoris: “I mean…that’s a tap-in, that’s good right?”
Hovland:
Hovland is going to have Willy Z hit 18 cups this week
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Patrick Cantlay is the exact type of person I’d expect to have a Monday wedding.
Did anyone else have any idea that Patrick Cantlay was getting married literally tomorrow lol
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Pretty wild that they kept Zuckerberg’s
#Westworld
cameo from leaking prior to the premier.
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Every person on the ESPN and NBC broadcasts to comment on Ian Poulter's outfit today has had zero clue what wearing blue and yellow might signify...
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Pulling back up to the drive-thru window after they forgot the sauce for my nuggets:
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I am once again asking for Kyle Dugger to be kept in the Pat Chung role.
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Tom Brady hasn’t received a single roughing the passer call this season.
Do we really think they throw that flag for any other QB other than Aaron Rodgers? Tom Brady is probably the only other one getting that call
#GBvsCAR
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Camera man hauling ass over to Reed the moment he sees him bend down to clean out that lie.
This is exactly the content I paid for.
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Tom Brady’s TB12 Inc getting a $1M PPP loan in 2020, when roughly half of the small business applicants were denied, sucked.
But the fact that he had it *completely forgiven* is a fucking disgrace.
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This is the most coverable personnel group in NFL history.
Pats go empty with Gesicki, Henry, Sokol, Mondre and Parker. If you can run from that it’s gonna be a really effective personnel grouping
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The Patriots' starting QB needs to be vaccinated. If that's Mac, then it's Mac. Can't have this kind of uncertainty going into each week.
Enough with the bullshit.
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Hard to overstate how crucial Dont'a Hightower is to the success of New England's defense.
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The drop area on 18 for those needing relief from the grandstand 😍
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[NBC/Comcast US Open marketing meeting]
"But...don't we own the only network devoted to the game of g..."
*removed by armed security personnel*
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Matt Patricia's expanded duties in his return to New England could position him to eventually become the heir to Bill Belichick.
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Jack Nicklaus is nothing more than a reminder that we're still, like, three more generations away from any substantial change in this country.
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Bill Belichick, week 5 this season:
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The Patriots have a playoff-caliber roster and a Super Bowl-caliber defense and they're 1-3.
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If there’s one thing I know for sure about the the NFL schedule, it’s this:
The Patriots are sending Tom home with a fat L in week 4.
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NFL: "Fine, you can have 16-man practice squads."
Bill Belichick:
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LT: Wynn
LG: Onwenu
C: Andrews
RG: $6M CAP SPACE BABAYYYYYYY
RT: Brown
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The
#Patriots
can win a Super Bowl next year with Cam Newton.
It's a rebuild. You get it. I get it. And after 20 years, that's ok. Everyone can deal with it.
The question is, what's your confidence level in Bill Belichick getting the Patriots back contending for Lombardis?
(
#QUICKSLANTSPOLL
... Catch us tonight at 6 p.m.)
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The funniest thing Bill Belichick could do tonight is draft another guard.
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LG has announced a new 325-inch TV that costs $1.7 million 📺
What sporting event are you watching on this?
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Pretty suspicious that it rains the hardest when the
#Patriots
’ opponent needs a game-winning drive!
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when you find out how much lower the legal threshold for “safe working conditions” is in Baton Rouge
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I can't tell you how excited I am to watch the 2-14 Will Grier-led Patriots beat the 8-8 Jets in the most moronic way possible to keep them out of the playoffs.
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Sansa and Arya leaving the Godswood with a secret they swore they’d never tell:
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The Patriots are advancing the football like an actual 18th century militia.
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You couldn’t draw up a stronger rebuke of the shotgun start format than what we’ve experienced today.
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What’s the worst physical pain you have ever endured?
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*Next on House Hunters*
“Meet Tom and Antonio! They’re looking for a charming New England cape with plenty of room to enjoy their passions. Tom’s a part-time vegan health & wellness author, Antonio is a part-time social media influencer, and their budget is $25 million!”
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The new guy on Jordan’s bag is the third Molinari brother.
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The Patriots would already be the 1 seed in the AFC if Belichick didn’t coach like a coward in October.
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Perfectly cast — taking a huge L at the end of a season.
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Things the Cam news confirms:
* Bill and the staff took all 2020 context into account.
* Cam's tape was far better than the narratives.
* 7 wins last year with that roster was very good.
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First thing Niemann says after winning LIV Mayakoba in a four-hole playoff: "I'm not in the majors."
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I still can't believe the Patriots had a 4th and 3 practically at midfield and chose to give the ball back to Dak Prescott in a 'next-score-wins' situation.
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Bring him a Jamar Chase.
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You either die a hero, or live long enough to become Nate Peterman.
Tom Brady is the first QB to have 3 straight games with a pick six since Matt Schaub and Blaine Gabbert, who both did it in 2013
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Pretty cool look at Tommy Lad and Pat Perez checking the leaderboard before hitting first tee.
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Jakobi Meyers getting me up out of my chair! Whewwww...
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Louis Oosthuizen looks like he slept in a pop-up camper with a bottle of wine behind the merch tent.
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“Yea there’s no way Kitchens challenges thi...”
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Source: Andy Reid — after being eliminated from his bracket pool — has lobbied the NCAA to give both teams free throws at the end of regulation starting in 2020.
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Bryson getting some last-minute encouragement from his roommates before the round.
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Peak CBS: a Konica Minolta Swing Vision segment about Spieth —> a minute-long shot of a gum tree and sky while they describe Spieth’s current round without ever cutting to him —> a missed putt from Phil who is 17 shots back —> commercial break —> 2 mins of talk —> JB Holmes shot.
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No one:
Sports leagues pressing forward through the pandemic:
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Kyle Van Noy had easily his best game as a Patriot on Sunday. He was everywhere; snuffing out screens and creatively-designed pitches to guys like Williams and Kelce, applying pressure and getting home, spying Mahomes, taking away shallow crossers, etc.
You name it, he did it.
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3rd and 20.
Dips left, re-platforms, and releases a perfectly-placed laser in under 1.5 seconds from the time he pulls it down to the time it’s off his hand — in 40-degree sideways rain. Whew.
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Bill saw Mac's griddy dance, muttered "Oh, you wanna get cute?" under his breath, and then got Joe Judge on the phone.
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Stetson has shown me a lot, man. Love that guy’s character. I would have no qualms with him giving me an auto and home quote.
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@NoLayingUp
Just as the wind starts bucking, the biggest name starting the day at E gets it in the house at -6 and notches a historic victory.
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Can’t get over them calling QB Power for Mac. Kid got rag-dolled in there — which is bound to happen when you commit the cardinal sin of trying to hit the backside A-gap on power.
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The Gilmore family adds another son.
Free agent Breshad Perriman is signing with the
#Jets
on a one-year deal for worth up to $8m with $6m guaranteed, per
@RosenhausSports
. Robby Anderson goes out, Perriman goes in.
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“There’s nobody better in the NFL than Rodgers at the 2-minute drill.”
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I know the WNBA is here to stay because they got old heads talking about how soft the league is compared to their day.
Y’all wasn’t around. This was Candace Parker’s rookie season:
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Since 2003, the
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They went 45-15 in those games, and 3 of those losses came with Matt Cassel at QB.
Next.
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[Hardknocks: Ep. 1]
Gruden: “What went wrong here, Derek?” *circles mistake on screen with laser pointer*
Carr: “Yea that one’s on me coach.”
Gruden: [presses red button under desk]
Nate Peterman:
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I finished charting every throw of Cam's 2020 season to compare with my charting from last year of every Tom Brady throw.
People are going to be upset.
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