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@ForePlayPod @BSSportsbook @Zurich_Classic Every young girls dream proposal spot
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@stefen_rosner Islanders so far out of this series they’re worried about our social media admin 🤣😭
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@newheightshow @JasonKelce @tkelce Got me crying at 9:30 on a Wednesday…damn
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Yo @K_Kisner I see you checking your phone, shoot me a retweet man!!
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@spittinchiclets RA makes me physically ill to watch. Good lord
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@spittinchiclets Islanders fans will be extremely rational and normal about this one, I’m sure of it
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@RearAdBsBlog RA your team hasn’t even advanced after being the best team in the league lol slow your roll bud
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Just saw Jon Rahm plowing his wife behind the driving range. Appears to be in good health and fully functional.
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Just heard on Golf Channel coverage, “Here is Corey Connors, can really roll the flat stick”. Where do they find these commentators ? @gfienberg17 @ThePME
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@TarHeelTapes Per Joe Lunardi, the Tennessee loss actually dropped UNC to the first four out
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@calebpressley @lukecombs How does Caleb go to high school with all of these people lol
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@spittinchiclets See now THAT is a good hit. Unlike the Svech hit, McAvoy clearly kept his feet on the ground, didn’t raise his shoulder. Classy move by McAvoy to protect himself from getting hurt.
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@spittinchiclets Hopefully Florida so we don’t have to hear you guys double fist the Bruins for the rest of the playoffs
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@FrankieBorrelli Hate to see the league rigging the playoffs for big markets like Carolina against New York
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@SaraCivian People are this upset to DOX and harass and celebrate someone getting fired over a tweet that quite literally said “CRY”. I’m begging humans to touch grass
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@ryanwhitney6 The New York Rangers dive more than most soccer teams. Just pathetic for a team who considers themselves “tough”
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@Malcolm_fleX48 Life is so unfair to me, my country gave me the opportunity to compete on the worlds biggest stage and display my incredible abilities but I hate my country!
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@danorlovsky7 @RealJayWilliams UCONN finally does something good for themselves, and can’t help but coming crying to big brother Duke for attention
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@BussinWTB @stoolpresidente @maxhoma23 got the look of going to a girlfriends house and their parents start arguing in front of you
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@RiggsBarstool Would you mind addressing Kisner showing up for the big events this year; Masters: MC PGA: MC US Open: T55 The Open: 73rd
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@ryanwhitney6 Woulda paid money to watch you and Biz watch this game together lol
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@spittinchiclets Everyone but Bruins fans
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Hey @BILLadelphia1 as a canes fan, could you explain why you never mentioned the Flyers have Jesus Christ in goal? I thought we already played Vasilesky this week 😑
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@Canes Prayers up for Ray Ferraro after that called back. He sounded truly devastated
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@DukeNBA Did Theo legit brag about 8 points on a podcast while trying to discredit what K said ???
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@BarstoolBigCat Keep tweeting through it, Big Cat ❤️ You MIGHT see another second round or more in your lifetime.
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@NoLayingUp Y’all’s obsession with Bryson failing is kinda weird at this point. Best moment? Not Noren making a run at top 30? Not EVR making a run? Weirdos.
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Yo @WilldeFries @DCheverere @dcarterruff @shmerriman need a fourth for a buddies charity golf event on September 25th. One of y’all in, or do you hate kids ?
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@Canes This should be a respectful thread with 0 people who consider themselves “good people” victory lapping someone getting CoVid…
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@spittinchiclets ALL THE ISLANDERS FANS WERE TWEETING EARLIER. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS???? WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDDDD
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@JeffDLowe @DechDotDev @TheDozenTrivia Can we just cut down with the sports questions from early 2000s? I get it sometimes, but 3 questions from when I was 8 leaves me not even wanting to finish the round
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@WaltRuff Proud of the Devils for getting one after 5 minutes of 5 on 3
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@WilldeFries Will, you give the word and Backers will come for necks
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@spittinchiclets Canadian fans watching three southern teams make it to the conference finals
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@TheNickFoy They were fielding at least 4 or 5 players in their 80s who were morbidly obese.
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@Canes @rnd_brewing Bruins: Score 2 goals on us all season Experts: Canes would be lucky to see this one go more than 5 honestly
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Good point, Lowry. If my aunt had a dick she’d be my uncle. Keep your Ifs and work on stuffing a wedge from 115
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@dukebluesamurai UNC fans getting ready to post the Caleb Love photo
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@calebpressley @ChaseRiceMusic @TyFly_x9 “we went to the same high school” 🤣
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@JeffPassan Thank you for apologizing, Jeff. I have been uncontrollably vomiting since you first posted out of sheer rage and terror at the horror of your post.
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@BarstoolYak @rone Got me tearing up trying to work. Sorry for your loss Rone
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@SaraCivian Man. That Trouba guy is UNLUCKY with how many times he taken out a stud offensive player. Such an odd coincidence.
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@spittinchiclets When your team fucking blows so you resort to late hits in the numbers
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@AP Lots of people in this thread blaming the teacher for going jogging…How do so many people miss the point? Hope she rests easy and justice is served.
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@FeitsBarstool Hey Feits. Canes fan here new to hockey, just found this gif lol I’m such a silly fella no clue what it means! Good luck in game 8!!!
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@angrybklynmom People in the comments questioning why she is even ALLOWED to ask questions. I sincerely hope it’s mostly bots, but I have little faith.
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Pls come home soon @Canes signed, Tucker
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@MattVincenziPGA This sucks bad too if the signs were there. Just an awful, devastating situation
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@spittinchiclets No stop this. You guys love the Devils, remember? Cmon the Canes stand no chance! Please don’t like the Canes!
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@MattVincenziPGA Bryson could literally cure blindness, and people would find a way to turn it into a negative.
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@NHLPlayerSafety @CanesOnBally I wonder if there’s a more delusional fan base out there than the Boston Bruins lol
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@spittinchiclets I’ve gotta work tomorrow what the fuck is this
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@spittinchiclets Nino casually holding two little fellas giving them noogies
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@BarstoolBigCat Still tweeting through it almost 10 years later. Poor big cat
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@NHL Seth MF Jarvis
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@Canes Me to all Rangers fans after Jarvy got hurt. I’m suiting up
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Harry English 120/1 at the Masters is the most disrespectful number of all time. My numbers have this at 119.576
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@Canes No one is happier than the ESPN+ announcers that Ovi just scored.
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@taraloveshockey @stefen_rosner The only “teenage” thing that happened last night was courtesy of Palimeri and Martin after your boys blew a THREE to NOTHING lead. See yall on LI!
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@LouStagner Wait people have a problem with changing shoes in the parking lot?
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@elio82 Who’s Caroline? Is she hot?
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@CardiacCane Needs to be Domi-Troch-Nino just so teams are like eh nah that looks annoying I’m good.
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@WilldeFries Feels like one of my own buddies got married. Podcasts are weird man
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@RiggsBarstool Dude just living the dream while I’m opening up 4 excel sheets and 27 unread emails
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@FatManSports @RiggsBarstool Couldn’t agree more! Thank God their idea of trying something different is bringing in a ton of rookies, rather than a guy who openly admitted he can’t compete on longer courses.
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@DukeNBA I won’t stand for any Ryan Young slander moving forward. That dude has heart
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@acaseofthegolf1 It never ceases to amaze me what people get mad about on Twitter
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@FieldYates Lotta people in these comments not understanding the concept of free agency
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@PGATOURComms Just take them to the closest simulator. What a joke
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@spittinchiclets @NHL_On_TNT Wayne, Biz, and the Host are alright. Other two guys gotta get out of there holy boring.
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@FutureCanes Tbh I only see hate for TDA on social media, at the game I doubt if 90% of the fans know about his past. He played really well last night and brought a toughness we’ve been severely lacking. Kudos to him for that.
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@ryanwhitney6 Rods system is pretty nice when it comes to plugging in guys. Y’all keep picking against us though please 🤝
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@spittinchiclets ESPN commentators: look I know the Canes are up, but look at this start from the Rangers and their ice time!
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@spittinchiclets @bigdealbrew How did Pasta score that goal? I figured after that roughing hit he took he’d be done for at least the year! Poor guy
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@BrendanRMarks No no no, Brendan. He should have handled it with CLASS and DIGNITY like the almighty Roy Williams. He did the respectful thing and went out 14-19 and 13th in the ACC.
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@RiggsBarstool Personally would much rather watch Kis hit it 205 and see him mesh the US locker room!
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@ice_chip All hail the almighty Twitter judges who know better about what Ethan Bear should think than….Ethan Bear.
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@WilldeFries Will, with all due respect, I never thought you had this in you. This is a great steak
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@ice_chip People quote tweeting this celebrating 🥴🥴🥴 Go outside, get some fresh air, reassess.
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@circlingbackpod DM me about the air fryer
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@KylePorterCBS Did Brooks and Scottie go home after the morning round ?
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@davereaboi Listening to people SHOCKED by Russia not taking a knee makes me question everything. Like, we’re talking about Russia…
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@LockyLockerson decent call here Ken….
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THE NATION’S LONGEST LOSING STREAK IS FINALLY OVER ✅ Arizona ML +210
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@NoLayingUp @StanfordWGolf What’s equally as awesome is you guys making lifetime fans of these women through a 1 hour documentary. Thank you, go Rose!!!!
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@nypost There are 14 teams who wanted Tommy Amaker to take over for Duke rather than Jon Scheyer, the guy who’s ushered in top 5 recruiting classes year after year.
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@NoLayingUp What mistakes can he make lol? Just pull driver and you’ll probably be within 100 yards of the hole. Thrilling stuff
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@KevinWeekes @Canes For everyone saying he’s going to Seattle, I beg you to do an ounce of research to determine if Francis and Rod are actually close lol
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@Goldxn_Violin My number 1 complaint with the movie was how quickly he died. That should’ve been an epic duel
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@UpdateDuke 127-3. Paolo tries to yam one so hard it goes off the rim into our own hoop.
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@NHL @ASvechnikov_37 @TwistedTea Gonna get ahead of this, Pens fans don’t worry you don’t have to comment. “Yeah cause the refs screwed us” “Hard to beat the refs and the canes” “Must be nice to have homer refs” “Refs absolutely blew that one who cares that Letang retaliated 3 times.” Did I miss anything ?
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@KylePorterCBS Euros so soft it’s incredible
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@accmbb This game would be absolutely sold out if it was in Greensboro. Bring it back!!
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@Canes Best off-season pickup and it’s not particularly close
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@shmerriman You’re thinking on 7 Days in Hell featuring Andy Samberg and Kit Harrington. Based on a true story
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@spittinchiclets Canes to the rest of the league
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