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GG to the Bills yesterday, one of my toughest opponents to date.
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Per NFL rules, I was not allowed to take the trip to Cincinatti. You’ll have to do it without me, boys. Will appeal the decision, but doubt anything will come of it.
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Unfortunately, my appeal to travel to Cincinnati has been denied by the NFL. I’ll be stuck here in Miami Gardens for the time being. Good luck to my boys in aqua tomorrow. Wish I could shine my perpetual light upon you.
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They said you were washed SUN,
They said you were cooked SUN,
They said you were illegal SUN,
They said you couldn’t shine SUN,
HOW WILL YOU RESPOND, SUN?
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Yeah, but look at me putting work in the trenches.
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Just got the call from Coach Mcdaniel, I WILL be active this Sunday and traveling with the team. See you all in NJ.
#GodIsGood
#Blessed
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Can’t attend Sunday’s game for obvious reasons. Earths rotation doesn’t align with my schedule. My bad y’all.
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Oh my God dude, shut the fuck up.
𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥:
Josh Allen voicing a long time "competition" concern that many around the league have made known to Roger Goodell.
Often times, the visitor side is 30 degrees warmer than the
#Dolphins
side of the field.
Should the league fix this issue?
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You know, it’s tough being 4.063 Billion Years Old and undefeated. It really is lonely at the top.
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Holy shit they’re still bitching about me 😂
If it snows, the entire stadium gets snowed on. If it rains, everyone gets wet, if its windy, the entire stadium is windy. The Miami "half shade vs. half baking sun" situation needs to be addressed by the NFL. Allow teams shade covers. Problem solved, equal conditions.
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I see the Bills lost again. I realized the Miami game was over at half, bounced, and headed up to Buffalo to help in another Bills meltdown loss.
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Ty Hill giving me a shoutout.
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Almost a year later they’re S T I L L complaining and making excuses.
RENT FREE. RENT FREE. RENT FREE.
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Sending warmth, strength, and sunshine to my brother, Tua. Get well soon, Uce.
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Hello fans of the sun. Ive worked very hard this past week to give you the greatest gift of all. I was able to move some things around & call in couple favors, and we have succeeded to go from 63 & rain, to 65 and sunny this Sunday with 0% chance precipitation. Rock On, brethren.
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Contrary to reports made by the fake news media, I have made the trip to Orchard Park.
First time I’ve seen the sun in Orchard Park out of four visits.
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Sun must have been out.
Bills final day of mini camp practice on Thursday has been cancelled.
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Tag your favorite Bills fan I’d like to give them some more D.
Vitamin D, don’t be gross.
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@PER4ORM
Nicholas, I’ve been here for 4 billion years and haven’t seen anything like the turnaround Tua has had. I can’t wait to shine my perpetual light upon him for the next 20 years in Miami.
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I’ve received word I will not be traveling with the team this week. Coach McDaniel has stated the Lions of Ford Field Stadium has scouted my offense intensely, and their defense (indoors) will be too strong for me. That is all for now.
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I really don’t think you guys need me today. Can I take the rest of the day off?
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This just in from Bills Fan Kristen:
“The sun is hot”
Groundbreaking stuff, Kristen.
Our bench is literally sitting there cookin like fried eggs while Miami sits in the shade with misters and fans. It ain’t right.
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The Jokes write themselves 😂😂
Only real Bills fans know the hottest day ever recorded 😂😂
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I made a rough trip Chicago and we did it. Once we got rock back in the 4th I got over to NJ @ MetLife real quick to shine my light over my arch nemesis, Buffalo Bills fans. I remain 2-0 VS. The Bills and their fans. Join me, in this multi-victory day.
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No days off
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Tee hee 🥰
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Bills fans:
The Sun emitted a strong solar flare on June 20, 2023, peaking at 1:09 ET. NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory captured an image of the event, which was classified as X1.0.
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Seems like just 4.6 billion years ago I began trolling Bills fans but I guess it’s only been one.
#MyXAnniversary
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Yeah that “stunt”. You know, because the franchise can control the fucking weather. Cope harder you fucking troglodyte.
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Was going to wait to make a statement with my agent, but we have a leak in the team apparently.
Might as well hear it from me. I had a slight ACL injury. MRI was negative, which is good news, but most likely will be looking at a Week 18 return.
Will support my team best I can!
Packers at Dolphins: No snow expected in Miami Gardens on Christmas Day, but the early forecast calls for temps in the 40s that morning and then possibly high 50s during the game.
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@MiamiDolphins
@HardRockStadium
@PitViperShades
You guys could have at least gotten a better angle of me…I wasn’t even ready😒
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I continue to garner press. I am unstoppable. I am inevitable.
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Mind your business, that’s why.
@CSimmsQB
@ahmedNBC
@PeteDamilatis
Why does the NFL allow a road team to sit in the sun in MIA while home team is in shade? Biggest home field advantage in sports.
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Ghost texted me and asked me to guest post for him:
“Fuck Chris Simms”
Per, Ghost
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@NateGearySports
You don’t get to slander me for 7 weeks then pretend like you miss me, Nate.
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Dear Vikings players who will be wearing your dark purple jerseys this Sunday
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Bills Taking Accountability For Their Shitty Performance Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!)
Taron Johnson hammered the turf at Hotspur Stadium.
Said his foot stuck in the ground. That's why he got hurt. Also thinks it was a factor in other injuries today.
"That turf is terrible. Take it out."
#Bills
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The Dolphins said they fired Josh Boyer, which is true, except they left out the part about firing him into me.
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Since I’ve been elevated to the roster, the weather forecast for Sunday at the Meadowlands in New Jersey has risen from a high of 61 degrees Fahrenheit, to now a high of 67 degrees Fahrenheit.
Still disrespectful, but glad I’m getting some media praise.
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@ALaboutSports
@LeBatardShow
Yeah that’s my bad bro. I can’t help it though it’s how I was made. I’ve also been here like 4 billion more years than you. I’m not going to change for anyone despite your constant cyber bullying this week.
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@JohnKriegs
@FinsReceipts
@CTWpod
Honestly though, 0 other teams who’ve played at Hard Rock had this issue. It sounds like an internal strength and conditioning issue with the Buffalo Bills, if we’re being objective.
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I think y’all forget, it’s my training camp as well ☀️🔥😈😈
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They’re so afraid of me.
Positive note: the NFL is going to regret this when Miami has 4-5 straight home games in December / January.
Then they’ll find a way to complain about that somehow too.
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No NFL team has a better home field advantage over last 18 games than the Dolphins at Hard Rock Stadium
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Remember, when the Dolphins sign Dalvin, the loudest people screaming “washed” just signed a 40 year old QB in a desperation attempt to cover up their massive miss on Zach Wilson. That is all for now.
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Tyreek Hill is amazing.
HUGE SHOUTOUT TO
@cheetah
for coming through with the big donation to help our boys beautiful family
This means the absolute world man, you’re the best ❤️
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Remember that time in Week 3 where the Sun was trying to kill the Bills?
That’s Miami Gardens.
Remember that level in Super Mario 3 where the sun is trying to kill you?
That’s Las Vegas.
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Thanks for ? glad to have you as a fan (that dick head Dracula tried to slander my name centuries ago, but I digress), you see, it simply just comes down to science - earth being on axis I make my way around earth on an arc - that arc happens to be visitors sideline. Not my rules
@HardRockSun
long time fan, first time commenter - real question here - How do you manage to only affect the road team when doing your duty here in the Sunshine State? I'm asking for a certain condiment covered fanbase. I'll take my answer off-air.
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Against the shitty Jets, the shitty Raiders and the shitty Commanders. Don’t worry, we’re coming.
The Buffalo Bills defense has allowed a touchdown on just 2/31 drives faced this season (6.5%)
It ranks 2nd in the NFL 😤
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@SneakyJoeSports
Isn’t there a statute of limitations on blaming the sun? It was a year ago. Let it go, bro.
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I was activated last minute by Coach Mike. Thank you for believing in me, I won’t let you down Dolphins fans. 64 and sunny today.
#PhinsUp
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Thank you.
Happy Father’s Day, Sun ☀️
Our Sun may be old, large, and full of gas, but it also provides our solar system with energy and light, without which life as we know it would not exist. Shout out a father figure who gives you energy:
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The Jets gave up more for Aaron Rodgers than the Dolphins gave up for Tyreek Hill 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@DavidFurones_
Thanks for the coverage, David.
The fake news media said I was ruled out and wouldn’t make the trip.
Glad to see we still have some integrity in reporting.
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I vehemently oppose this.
Biden Admin. Supports Studying How To Block The Sun To Combat Climate Change
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Ian is being a dick right now. Every September these tourist ass clouds think they can just visit South Florida with no warning, then leave the place a mess when they leave. Disgusting.
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My 2nd best performance of the season. Besides Week 2. Laid it all out there for y’all.
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@BuffaloBills
@JoshAllenQB
Hey, Josh. How are those electrolyte levels today? Sorry for depleting them, it’s kinda my thing (ya know, due to the millions of nuclear reactions I can’t control). My bad, bro.
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If this offense keeps playing this lights out, they’re gonna extinguish me! 😱
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No and neither did Miami.
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I’ve been alive for 4.6 billion years. I’ll outlive Twitter and the next Twitter and the next and the next and th…you get the point. See you on the other side.
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@BuffaloBills
Interesting design - Week 3 you people called upon OSHA to investigate the sun, but now it’s crickets?
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Welp, Bills are off the table.
Dalvin Cook: I want to hold up that Lombardi Trophy one time.
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I don’t know if you’ll ever see me again.
This is the condition of the streets right now in Miami by the way. I got here on Thursday night and it literally hasn’t stopped raining since I’ve been here.
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Brighter days are coming, Dolphins fans.
(No literally - the way the earth is tilted I’ll be brighter and hotter in a few months)
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