You’re gonna get Miami sports stuff; Music(esp Pearl Jam)/Movies/TV stuff; Dad jokes; ans typos. And you’re going to get alot of it. Berklee🎼Cal🐻 Maryland 🐢
@ProjectLincoln
If you’re a lawyer, you dream of getting to write a letter like this. Your clients are 100% right. They have a ton of money. And your opponent could not be an easier mark. It’s not even a fair fight.
@WesWelker
@hottakeharry
@NFL
Wes! Black out your address, bro.
This is not a denial. They want records so they can get your benefits approved. Employers/insurance companies do this no matter who you work for.
@juliegraceb
Dear Mom and Dad,
Camp is great. My counselors are so funny. The food isnt good but the counselors brought us pizza. I like my bunk but Timmy wets his bed. So funny.
Love,
An Actual US Congressman
There was 6:30 left in the 4th. Bol just dunked on a breakaway to put Magic up 91-81. And then Suggs went full Trae Young (hair and all) and did this. It was right then when I knew the Heat were winning this game
#HeatCulture
@TheMisterMarcus
Its like he and Vincent spent the morning getting Marcellus’ briefcase from Flock of Seagulls, cleaned up Marvin’s brains at Jimmy’s with The Wolf, and now Ringo & Homey Bunny decided to rob the restaurant.
@NFL
@Patriots
@DeVanteParker11
For as long DVP is in the league, there was never one peep from
@NFL
@espn
or anyone calling him "some of the best" at anything. Traded to Patriots and they are digging up video from 2016 to prove he's elite. Giving a guy who has been a disappointment the "Mac Jones Treatment"
If Tua goes 13-19 for 87 yards in 5 drives against backups tomorrow night, he is going to get decimated by the National media, and 38-40% of Dolphins Twitter.
UPDATE: About 35 days post 2nd Pfizer shot. I have a slight headache and feel kinda run down. No, not because of the vaccine, but because I went out wit other vaccinated people last night and probably had one too many.
GET VACCINATED!!! And we can get back to normal!
@btaylortbos
@lionel_trolling
The video doesn’t help your “it was a wave” argument. And the guys with Nazi flags at Trump rallies, and Camp Auschwitz shirts during the insurrection didn’t think it was a wave.
@MomIncorrect
@joshgad
Not a movie, but you ever see that Dateline TV show? There's never a real 15 year old girl involved. What counts is the intent of the perv. That's the crime.
@GovRonDeSantis
@FLGuard
"You've recognized the severity of this tragedy from day one. And you've been very supportive," Ron DeSantis said, adding that Florida "had no bureaucracy" or delays in receiving federal aid.
If we’re looking for positives from last night, zero Heat fans were banned for life from the AAA and/or NBA games for assaulting any players before, during, or after the game. We Can Build On This!!!
@PeteWestPark
@GaryPetrazzuolo
@DomDiFurio
@Scout_Finch
Gonna tell my 20 yr 9 mo son he needs to take one for the team. Go to the liquor store. Put a 6 pack of Natty Lights on the counter. Show ID. Get refused. Then we sue. Case goes to SCOTUS. Chaos ensues.
@DebraMessing
@Equinox
These classes will be free to the public and 100% of the proceeds will be donated to the charity of the Instructors choosing. We are here for your questions and your thoughts.
@big_cases
1. Can't appeal the award unless the Court first has the money so that if/when you lose your appeal they know the Judgement will be paid. It ain't just a free bite at the apple.
2. What are the chances Tacopina doesn't actually have the money in trust yet?
Tua played pretty well in New England (one bad decision), got the win. And seven plays into the second game suffered an extremely common injury that almost all quarterbacks get at one time or another, that heals 100% in a few weeks, And we’re saying he’s done?
@DailyMail
1. He would make 2 to 3 times that in private practive
2. You have to pay a reasonable salary to the top infectious disease specialist in the country if you want your government to get the best medical advice. Otherwise, you get doctors like the one who said Trump is 239lbs.
If trading Tunsil, Stills, and Minkah makes you a minor league team; you were already a minor league team. The guy we got for Kiko looks just as good as Kiko. Nobody signed TJ. And V Taylor got signed to a practice squad. We would’ve 0-2 anyway, likely 0-4. We finally got smart.
The Atlanta Hawks are planning to sign guard Cat Barber on a 10-day hardship deal out of their G League affiliate College Park, sources tell
@TheAthletic
@Stadium
. The former McDonald’s All-American and NC State star gets NBA call after being undrafted in 2016.
@ProfWojcik
@RealHughJackman
Yes, the song was sweet. And yes, that little girl had a thrill of a lifetime. But I’m most impressed with how easily he was able to just stand right up from that position like it was nothing. I’m the same age as Hugh, and I’d look like the Tin Man without oil if I did it.
@Lastname_Baker
Everyone relax. He’s talking about Torodol. Or Cortisone. Or Steroids. Or Lidocaine. Or PRP. Or any combination of any of these that football players routinely take on the advice of non-doctors without even thinking twice. He probably does regret it.
@THR
Meadow is now 3 years older than Gandolfini was in that picture, and AJ is 1 year younger. Both are way older than Edie Falco was in this picture.
Have a nice day everybody!!!
@gtconway3d
If you have to do a Simone Biles gymnastics routine in order to find a way to justify a Court deciding on a case that has no aggrieved parties, perhaps the Court should not have taken the case to begin with.
@funder
Who’s this young congressman
@LindseyGrahamSC
? He really seems to be a breath of fresh air, willing to speak truth to power, not intimidated by Trump and his treacherous flock of MAGAs. This is a rising star we should keep our eyes on.
@maddow
If you're taking requests, I always wanted to know if Trump was behind the threat to Stormy in that parking lot when she was putting her kid in the car. Cohen would know.
Of course it’s all the Dolphins fault. Up 7-0. 49ers have shitty Jimmy G at QB. And he gets sandwiched by JP and JB on 3rd & 6 to force FG. Next series, in comes Purdy. Rest is history.
I’ve suffered for almost 50 years with the Dolphins.
Watched 7
#InterMiamiCF
games. 7-0. Best player in the world. Every game exciting. Crazy Final. Trophy.
You won’t ever have a better bandwagon experience than this.
McDaniel saying he didn’t want to embarrass Broncos and Sean Payton when he didn’t go for the record will buy him lots of goodwill from the “do things the right way” crowd. But low-key, isn’t another NFL coach saying that he took mercy on you even more embarrassing?
@realDonaldTrFan
Made it to the middle of the 3rd sentence before I realized it was a parody account. Not sure if that says more about you, me, or him.