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I am going to be so fucking annoying with this new Justin Timberlake Era and I will NOT apologize
#JT6ISCOMING
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@aydeejay11
@PopCulture2000s
Right? Sucks her first record label fucked her over for so long
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Accidentally hit reply all and didn’t realize a client was in it when I said “he’s an idiot” 🫠
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Nike employs children in sweatshops and their founder Phil knight is funding the lady running for Governor in Oregon who sides with Jan 6th participants soooo maybe don’t support Nike either 🤷🏻♀️
Adidas’s founders were nazis which is why I wear Nike. No nazi ties and they also provide children with jobs
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@juniorcasemiro
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She’s definitely been over medicated, especially the last 2/3 years
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You guys, I nominated my little “sister” for some teacher appreciation thing from U of O and she was chosen!!! She’s getting almost $1,700 for her classroom and tickets to this weekends game where she’s gonna be recognized at half time!! 😭😭😭
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Staking out the private funeral for some pics is so gross
Cardi B and Offset were seen for the first time since Takeoff's death, in all black ahead of Friday's big memorial.
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I want Ed Orgeron to be our next head coach simply based on his last name alone 😂
(Don’t comment on how stupid of a hire it’d be)
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My heart breaks for Joe. He really does care about our country. He always has.
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I’m the only one working today so let’s get this day over with
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Got my hair did, my free drink from Starbucks and now I’m gonna binge the final season of Mrs. Masiel 🖤🎂
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I really hope in six months we’ll laugh about how we thought this site was gone but we’re still here.
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Mondays don’t suck when you’re at a spool up bar before 11am
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Post a picture of some landscape from a place where you've been, where the main requirement is that you NOT appear in it. Just a picture, no description.
Lets travel virtually around the world.
Post a picture of some landscape from a place where you've been, where the main requirement is that you NOT appear in it. Just a picture, no description.
Lets travel virtually around the world.
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Should I just block them now or wait for a response? 😂
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You should mind your own fucking business
If you don’t have kids, you should:
- Be hitting the gym 5 times per week
- Have a strong social life
- Be working on 3-4 interesting hobbies
- Traveling as much as possible
You have all the time, there is no excuse
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Got a new pair of summer work out shoes and they’re really comfy
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I literally feel sick to my stomach over this bullshit. I hate living in one unprecedented event after another.
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Let me circle back to one of my favorite Tweets:
BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode in the media gaggle in Covington today. Aides had to step in to help him out and repeat questions. He was eventually lead away. We'll have the full video on
@WLWT
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Eat shit, you fucking loser.
Unearthed video: JD Vance attacks women “who can't have kids” because they “passed the biological period when it was possible” as “miserable” people who “have no real value system” and struggle to find “meaning”
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Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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I was just yapping W/my mom, we we’re talking about Kamala & Cheeto face when she goes “I’ve never wanted anything so bad in life than for her to mop the floor with him and that’s probably sad”. I don’t think that’s sad, It’s what we’re all hoping for.
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PEOPLE ARE NOT ABORTING THEIR BABY/FETUSES AT 9 months. You fucking moron.
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I’ll pay my loans back when politicians and celebs pay back their fake PPP loans.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court strikes down Biden's plan to wipe away $400 billion in student loan debt.
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Our queen finally got her ring 😭😭
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I can’t believe it’s been 6 years without my soul mate. There’s not a day that goes by that I’m not missing her. I hope she’s enjoying all the gold fish, popcorn and French fries. Until we meet again 🤍💜
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This is Kourtney’s WORST era. It’s so embarrassing for her soul.
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HAPPY OPENING DAY TO THOSE THAT CELEBRATE.
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@TheRealHoarse
Was finally able to take a mini vacation to Seattle and see my Red Sox beat the Mariners ❤️💙
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Do Mitch the Turkey face bitch next 🙏🏽
BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, has died at 90.
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Five years ago today was our last day together. There isn’t a day that goes by that we don’t miss you, Lily. My best friend/LOML. 🤍💜
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Last week when I was at my parents house, I realized my mom is carrying an OLD purse that she probably got me in high school so for her birthday I ordered her a new coach bag. I was worried she wasn’t going to like it but she does 🥳
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This hoe thinks because it’s still light out we need to go for another walk 😒
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She literally looks delirious because she can’t breathe. Get a new look.
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Not getting your kids the measles vaccine is child abuse. I SAID, WHAT I SAID
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued a warning Monday over the increase in measles outbreaks as the highly contagious virus spreads in the U.S. and abroad.
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I can’t remember the last time I had fake nails but I’m obsessed 🤩
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qrt with your most recent photo of yourself or april will suck for u :( fr :(
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No sweetie, these are the warm hard FACTS.
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Absolutely the fuck not
that long relationship you want means you’re gonna have to forgive cheating at some point too. if you want “forever” with somebody you’re deadass gonna have to overlook even that.
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On Thursday night Mike noticed Milz has a lump under the left side of her chin and the vet was too busy to see her on Friday and yesterday so she’s finally being seen today and we are nervous AF. Please send some good vibes her way that it’s nothing serious 🙏🏽
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I didn’t think I could like her anymore but after reading this sign me the fuck upppppppp
Kamala Harris vocally throws around “F-bombs” in the office. amazing
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Ugh I was so proud of not contracting it 😩
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Adulting is being excited for your brand new washer and dryers 🤗🤗🤗
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Ladies, What’s that picture of you smiling that makes you say “Wow I have nice smile”?
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Peace out Cabo. Get us home to our girl ✌🏽🥹
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