Ok folks. It's been a while but Chapter 4: Mormon Trouble is live.
Kidnapping! Drugs! Saving a man from eternal damnation at the hands of a ruthless cult!
I once had to fight violent explosive diarrhea while trying to land a 10 ton helicopter filled with medical professionals & supplies in a field in middle-of-fucking nowhere Tanzania.
This looks pretty chill by comparison.
Hot take:
I don’t respect people who are chronically, constantly late.
I don’t care what your excuse is.
It’s nothing more than a fundamental lack of respect for other people’s time.
I don't really think this guy or anyone like him understands that people like me - with absolutely *nothing* to lose - will burn down their entire world for giggles to prevent this from ever happening.
Former Trump administration official William Wolfe says that as Christian nationalists, they must make it clear that all elected officials, whether they are Christians or not, are required to exercise their authority in accordance with the Bible.
Evangelical MAGA Pastor Shane Vaughn calls SC Justice Jackson “Judge Jumanji Jungle Lips” and says what’s coming out of her lips is “jungle monkey sense.”
He later gives the usual racist ‘apology’ of ‘not having a racist bone in his body,’ then immediately insults her again.
Once you've flown one (or one of the many variants/offshoots) you'll realize that this is the pinnacle of rotary wing design.
I won't be taking questions.
@AriDrennen
Money won't change who you are.
It'll *amplify* it.
She was a rich, out of touch, entitled asshole before she transitioned.
Nothing has changed. She's terrified that her Kardashian $ is going to stop flowing so she's doing this to remain relevant & bilk donors out of cash.
Dudes who use the term “men of high value” are, generally speaking, the first to shit themselves when things start to spiral out of their control.
They think they’ll inherit the earth.
They’ll be the first to get eaten.
The worst people I encountered while working overseas were Christian missionaries.
Venal, corrupt, and devoid of anything remotely resembling human decency.
White Christian missionary to Uganda attacked and threatened to kill a Ugandan man over "disgracing Jesus", calling him an "N-word bitch", and tells another "You obey me, I don't obey you".
@girldrawsghosts
Having heard a Maxim gun fired (which were essentially what the Germans were using) I can tell you it must have been fucking *terrifying*
Like...full blown panic accompanied by a sound straight from the depths of Hell type shit.
"Me and millions of other gun-loving Americans are just waiting until Trump gives us the green light to take to the streets and start gunning down Democrats"
This one isn't waiting next to the salad bar
that I can tell ya
I don’t know if she’s going to win (I hope she does), but the the idea that this country could elect a black man and then a black woman to the Presidency in less than a generation fills me with a tiny, tiny spark of hope.
This is exactly why conservatives lose so fucking much.
They're not funny. They have no sense of humor.
They don't get the joke. About this or *anything*
Joyless, soulless people who exists solely to punch down on other people.
I watched a ten year old girl die after she had been sexually assaulted & had her hands & feet chopped off with a machete.
No god who allows that is worth praying to.
Nobody gives a fuck about what men think.
Ladies, if you look like this and men won’t fuck you just know that there are millions of women who will - enthusiastically.
Ok. I need advice from the hive mind.
One of my best friends is having a destination bachelorette party and has requested that we all dress in a nautical theme for the first night.
Does this qualify? No is not an acceptable response...
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon fumes about Pride Month: "Don't forget, the key characteristic of the gay community is butt sex. It's feces. It's AIDS. It's disease."
i will 100% defend the nazi's right to protest in the street, to engage in open discussion on contentious topics, and protect him from your violence should you throw the first punch.
If you attack anyone, even a nazi, by throwing the first punch, you are worse than them.
We spent 20+ years and 5 trillion dollars fighting "terrorism" overseas only to ignore the training camps on our own soil.
Great job America. Great job.
Members of the Awaken Church have been targeting school boards in Southern California. This video from their Emerge Men’s conference shld be a wake up call re: the militant component of America’s Christofascism problem. h/t
@ChristnNitemare
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The sizzle & snap of a single bullet flying past their head would cause these ding dongs to shit themselves.
Too much time inside playing Call of Duty has convinced them that they're capable of violence.
They have no clue what it feels like to get shot at.
Shit ain't fun.
Boogaloo Bois and other Virginia Militias trained in the woods prior to today's protest against Gloucester sheriff's arrest of three members, for allegedly carrying a gun at a school board meeting.
There's loneliness & then there's sitting the parking lot of your old high school eating $25 worth of Taco Bell @ 11:30 PM on a Monday listening to songs about losing your youth & hoping that the combo of hot sauce & sad songs will allow you to feel something other than numb.
🙃
This is Montpelier VT.
It's about as crunchy, hippy-dippy, New England lefty as you can get.
This is what happens when you grab random images from Shutterstock.
NEW: Kamala Harris’s missing “summer job” at McDonald’s job. Her resume and job application a year after graduating college —
@FreeBeacon
obtained through FOIA — don’t mention it. Neither do either of her books, or either of the biographies on her.
@SaysSimonson
@ChuckRossDC
and
White nationalist Christian fascist Tyler Russell declares that "we want Trump to be the dictator": "We don't want fuckin' your democracy, dude ... We want to lock down the country and start sending people to jail."
Trump, referring to the first black woman candidate for president, tweeted tonight, “What right does she have to run for president?”
Yeah. That happened.
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, & a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers..."
I will never understand the cult of In-N-Out.
That's the only way to describe this. The food is mediocre at best.
I've had better burgers at dirtball bars & diners all over this country.
“If the deputy hesitated, he could have been killed.”
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
No group is more convinced of their own greatness & infallibility than one made up of almost entirely of soulless meatheads with room temp IQs.
Jesus wept.
The deputy was at the correct address, knocked and announced LOUDLY. Roger Fortson knew a police officer was knocking and he still came to the door with a gun in hand. If the deputy hesitated, he could have been killed.
The number of times I pulled pitch & tore off into the sky while little echoes of Ramblin' Man bounced around in my head is simply incalculable.
One of the greatest to ever do it. 😥
With deep sadness the Allman Brothers Band learned today that founding member Dickey Betts has passed away peacefully in his home in Sarasota, Florida, following a period of declining health. Our full statement at: Photo (c) 1991 Kirk West Photography
Almost every day.
The amount of energy it takes for me to *not* suck start a pistol is so fucking draining.
There's a lot of terrible shit going on in the world & finding reasons to stick around & live through it is *tough*
“that and the non-binary lesbian aunt thing, i love that stuff too,” chris pine says, as he is actively dressed as a non-binary lesbian aunt. i love him.
Client emails me "Please call me. I have an urgent question!"
So, I call five minutes after the email comes through.
"Why are you calling me?!? I can't talk now."
Friends. I may commit a murder today. I'll speak of you all fondly in prison.
"We're going to strap you into a giant metal tube filled with the most volatile liquid fuels we've created & then light the rocket motor, sound cool?"
All of these dudes said "Fuck yeah."
A remarkable life & a testament to just how far a gigantic set of balls will take you. 🫡
The Last Surviving X-15 Pilot, Space Shuttle Test Pilot Joe Engle Dies at 91
Joe Engle’s Remarkable Career Bridged Gap Between Air and Space, Broke Records.
Story:
This is why these people want their ludicrous book of fairy tales in schools.
So they can groom and fuck your kids with abandon because their invisible friend in the sky said it's A-OK.
We should be hunting these monsters for sport.
Florida baptist pastor, Jonathan Elwing, who was arrested last week for possessing images of children being sexually abused, took photos of himself raping a 2 year old toddler.
Authorities also found hidden cameras in his home & church office.
"Sounds like you do want to tell people what to do in their house": Taylor Lorenz presses Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik to explain her issue with trans adults.
@girldrawsghosts
Nope. No thank you.
If there are small ones like that there are probably big ones and that is just not a reality I'm prepared to deal with.
George Santos pledges to “return the favor” to Republican colleagues with “deep, long troubling careers in politics” if he is expelled from Congress before being tried in court on his 23-count superseding indictment.