Fucking F-Bomb Swede McFellaface 🇺🇦
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A good fella with a bad attitude | Rashka Parashka 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 Don't worry, I've got plenty of F-bombs to go around.
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#NAFOfellas
A breakfast meme for you guys.
@SecBlinken
@POTUS
@JakeSullivan46
I don't say this lightly, but I want you guys to know (especially you, Jake, you incompetent fuck) -
@EmmanuelMacron
is much cooler than you are.
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I'm Swedish, we don't show our emotions, but I'm so fucking happy that we're finally members of NATO. But I'm not fully happy until Ukraine is in NATO and EU, and muscovy is fucked and shattered.
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I'm a huge proponent of Königsberg being seized from Russia as part of the Ukrainian victory and Russian reparations. Ideally it would become the Republic of Königsberg, an EU member (after Ukraine), and under stewardship, until a proper government can be organized, of Ukraine.
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I'mma lay down some F-bombs.
@POTUS
@JakeSullivan46
@SecBlinken
Sit the fuck down and read.
Let's establish the basics first.
There's a fucking genocide. Women have been gang raped. Children have been gang raped. Murder. Mass graves. Torture and castration of POWs.
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@gtconway3d
I know you didn't ask for it but here's an unsolicited photo of my corgi puppy Leopold.
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Until the US unfucks itself and permanently gets rid of MAGA, Europe needs to make contingency plans that does not involve them, and the EU and UK needs to step up in the leadership roll.
And arm the fuck out of Ukraine.
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My heart has been permanently shattered into a thousand fragments. The woman who raised three children by herself, picked me up from a thousand drinking binges sans lecture.... Has passed away. From fucking cancer.
#Fellas
Please raise a glass to her tonight for me.
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I don't usually take tone with fellas but. Stop. Fucking. Sharing. The Mouse video. You fucking fucks!
#nafofellas
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After the shock of finding out exactly how high my BP was (170/112!!!), I'm taking a step back as far as NAFO goes.
I'll be reading and retweeing only for the most part. No bonking, no arguing, no memes. I gotta get my body house in order first.
Bonk some orcs for me, fellas.
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Petition for Sweden to bring home the 11 (Was 14, Hungary crashed 3) JAS 39 Gripen fighters that we are leasing to Hungary. Please sign. If they do not let us into NATO, why should we lease them fighter jets?
#BringHomeTheGripens
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The rain of cruise missiles on civilian targets. Etc etc. It's a fucking genocide. These are facts.
Ukraine had nukes. They had strategic bombers. You took that away in exchange for security assurances. Also facts.
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You have not honored the security assurances you gave Ukraine. You have not sent enough weapons. You've kept others from sending weapons. You've tried to tell Ukraine what they can and can't do in defending themselves, in spite of international law saying the opposite.
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I know things look bad in 🇺🇦 rn.
But I'm hoping the Czech grenades, F16s, Gripens, Biden's 4,2 billion, the Ukraine funding deal held up in the House, and the Long Range weapons coalition will all come through all at once. If so, the war will turn around real fast. 🤞 with me.
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Fuck you, you fucking manipulative genocide enablers.
You don't think I'm being fair? Prove me wrong. Send Abrams. Send F16. Send ATACMS. Send fucking Patriot systems.
Or stay the fuck out of Europe's business. Literally everybody is sick of your shit. Even Americans.
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Today is a good day. I requested my fellow fellas donate to
@georgian_legion
for my birthday yesterday.
Today I woke up to see the Legion had wished me happy birthday. These guys are amazing and doing the Lord's work, but they are also really cool people on a personal level.
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You chastise France for saying they may or may not send troops, as if it's any of your fucking business.
We all know what you fuckers are doing. You don't want Ukraine to win, you don't want Russia to lose. You want Ukraine to wear them down just enough that they'll negotiate.
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He'll remain in the shadows until Sweden is in NATO, but my new fella is a throwback to my days as a Swedish soldier and royal guard.
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And if Ukraine loses land in the peace deal, so be it. Who cares about tens of housands of dead civilians... Tens of thousands of kidnapped children? Raped children? It's a small price to pay to maintain US security interests. Right?
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@ryanjreilly
@jaketapper
Officer Goodman is a fucking hero. Not just a hero, but a *fucking* hero. Not only did he save the Senators, but he might very well have saved the country.
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I found a tick on my body, yanked him off and flushed the fucker. Now over the course of the last week I have watched a rash grow to just over the size of a quarter. What fresh hell is this?
I'm too cool for Lyme Disease. Still going to doc tomorrow. I hate going to the doc. 🙄
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Only reason I'm sharing this is the Ukrainian flags on uniforms. Obviously this little chonk is a fella. 💪🔥
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To my Finnish, Danish, Norwegian friends and fellas. Lay off the Swedish jokes for a while, read the room. Erdogan has put our country and us in danger. All y'all are safe in NATO, we are not. Swedes have died. We are not amused, now is not the time for Sweden jokes
#NAFOfellas
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#NAFOfellas
I don't usually toot my own horn but maybe we can spread this in honor of the russian Presidential reselection?
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#NAFOfellas
Would you
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
me for a bit and give me a follow? I follow every fella I see, but i'm still lacking in the follow department myself.
I create low effort memes that you may or may not find amysing, as a bonus. Case in point. Toodles!
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To my
#nafofellas
. I'm still here. Every day I want to send my mom a message on Messenger, and then I go, "Wait...fuck...." I have no idea how to deal with her being gone. But sooner or later I'll figure it out. Until then - your support has been so hopeful. Thank you.
My mom:
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I'm a Swede living in the US. Immigrated for love. People from Europe do not realize how incredibly stressed out and just plain fucking exhausted Americans have become.
These guys are one of the few things that keep me going in this country. My heart belongs to them.
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Step 2 in overcoming the breaking of my heart when my mom passed way. My first tattoo. This one is for her. Thor fighting the Midgard serpent like she fought cancer.
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#NAFOfellas
#NAFO
@ElafAli__
makes disgusting racist "jokes" about UA women being prostitutes, while women and fucking children are being raped daily by a Russian horde in Ukraine.
@svt
and her both refuse to apologize - "free speech". I ask you to please bonk at will.
The Ukrainian Ambassador to Sweden demands an apology from Swedish State Television after its journalist
@ElafAli__
made a joke on air about Ukrainian women arriving in Sweden as refugees
“They’re blond & blue-eyed so you don’t notice their presence, apart from in the brothels”
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Well, my BP is going the right direction. I've stuffed myself with potassium (veggies, bananas, coconut water), cut out alcohol, energy drinks & sodium. Add exercise for the last three days and I'm down to 162/98 from 170/112.
Not very impressive but still the right direction.
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@CITeam_en
Putler: Go to Ukraine, sort this shit out.
*Gerasimov goes to Ukraine, looks around*
"Fuck this shit, there's no salvaging this flustercuck, I'm going back to Moscow".
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Russia invaded Ukraine without provocation.
If there is one thing I wish for more than anything, it is for the US, and everybody else, to shut. The. Fuck. Up. about how Ukraine should fight this war.
If they want to rain kamikaze drones over Kremlin, it is their fucking right
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I don't feel we appreciate enough the Russian partisans currently burning recruitment offices and other installations of value to the aggression/war effort. So I will be making a series of memes like this. Tips and suggestions welcome!
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#NAFOfellas
#Russianresistance
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@CanadianUkrain1
Someone needs to start assassinating Russian Special Service members. They put bounties on US troops in Afghanistan - why can't we put bounties on them?
Heck, make it bounties plus asylum for any Russian soldiers who bags themselves one.
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My dad worked as a UN observer in (among other places) Sarajevo in the early 1990s. He is a badass and what inspired me to be a soldier (in what seems like another lifetime).
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@WarMonitor3
I am amaazed there is any partisans left alive there. The fucking perseverence of this people is the stuff of legends. 🇺🇦
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@sumlenny
Stop calling them filtration camps. They are concentration camps and need to be referred to as such.
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Here's the thing. I don't give a fuck about your fucking holy book. Whether it's the fucking Quran being burnt, or religious fuckheads in the incest belt in America claiming their fucking storybook bans gay people and abortions... I - don't - care.
Offense, but... Fuck off.
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Yesterday I couldn't like or retweet. Today I think I'm being shadow banned. Not a single like after two hours. Not THAT bad of a photoshop. Suspicious. 🤔😂
#NAFOfellas
@SwedishPM
Reason 1006838 that we should send our soon to be replaced Sk60s to Ukraine. Give them light attack capability.
#NAFOfellas
#Sk60toUkraine
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Sjare it all. Flood Twitter with this. Even if you like me did not care for Navalny, protests in Russia is a huge thing after the way they were beaten down in 2011-2013.
Russians are chanting “Bring the soldiers home!”
I wonder if they’ll get arrested for ‘discreditation of the army’. 🤔
#Russia
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Fellas, you're amazing - I've gone from 500ish to 1450ish followers in a day. I want to follow you all back but this is a depiction of what happens when I try. I will chip away as Elon lets me, so bare with me.
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Since we're doing NAFO reveal and Russia is too busy getting their dicks shot off in Bakhmut to fuck with me, meet Swede McFellaface and his ADHD corgi sidekick, Leopold (Aka "Throatslasher" Corgison).
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If Orban the Fatbrained is intent on putting our country in danger, why should we help him secure his borders with the JAS Gripen?
Bring home the Gripens,
@SwedishPM
Orban can rent his fighter jets in Moscow from now on.
#BringHomeTheGripens
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Sometimes I play around with futuristic ideas in my head. I would love for Republic of Königsberg to be the first of many former Russian member states (once Russia collapses on itself) to join EU.
Republic of Viborg could also be an EU member. Along with Belarus.
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@finntrasan
@mhmck
Those forces in Belgorod are probably the decimated battlegroups from Kyiv. If I were a betting man I would bet they would refuse any order to go back into the meat grinder.
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Fuck Turkey, and fuck Hungary. They are the strategic ball and chains of NATO.
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It's so fucking frustrating right now. I always tell people, it's so easy not to be an asshole. Literally it's 99% of the time the path of least resistance.
@pmc_gov_au
won't give helicopters scheduled to be scrapped to Ukraine, rather than spend money on them being scrapped.
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You guys are legends. Twitter says I can't follow any more people for now so I will follow back the rest of you as soon as Elon lets me! Until then, a poor photoshop of my puppies, Leo (Happy) and Duffy (Suave).
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I've lived in the US for almost ten years. Left the Army to build a life here - wife, stepson, two corgos and a cat.
The worst part for me of being an expat is hard to put into words, but I'm going to try.
Things I grew up with - movies, songs, TV commercials - things that 1/3
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Ever since my mom passed away, things are more exhausting and my patience is thinner than ever. It's a struggle.
Me after work every day is like Snake between ass kickings. I just want to pull out a battered lawn chair, sit down, be left the fuck alone and have a smoke.
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@RipRawlings
It's going to be worse for the orcs. Their superiors don't care about issuing them winterized gear.
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We could give them things like indoor plumbing, Kinder eggs and the rights and protections of a democratic EU country. Independent media and functioning legal system.
Show them how shitty Russia truly is, and how beneficial the EU is, contrary to the lies they've been told.
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#NAFOfellas
I want you to know I'm embarrassed to present such mediocre product, but I'm doing it anyway because Rashists.
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@sanitycheck99
@POTUS
@JakeSullivan46
@SecBlinken
@SpeakerJohnson
I'm tagging potus because we already know Johnson is a Russian fuck mook. We also know, more importantly, that the White House is trying to fucking dictate how Ukraine is fighting the war.
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nostalgia more and more. Like my memories belong to a different person. I'm afraid that one day, it will mean nothing to me either. It's like losing a little bit of yourself with every passing day.
I guess all this could be boiled down to....expat life is fucking hard.
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I'm not super important but if I come across your tweet sharing this video now, I'm fucking blocking you.
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@tomiahonen
Sweden's stance re: NATO is frustrating because we claim to have been neutral throughout the Cold War, while we really were secretly heavily integrated with the US, and relied on US helping us in case of war. Our argument that neutrality has served us well is based on a lie.
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Dear
@POTUS
@SecBlinken
@SecDef
@PentagonPresSec
It makes me angry when you act like you're doing everything you can. If you're not sending ATACMS, Reaper drones, F16s, more fucking Patriots. You. Are. Not. Doing. Enough. Ukrainians are dying. You could save them and you're not.
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@Atk335
@MalcolmNance
Putins prisoners, Wagner, Ichkerians recruited and briefly trained by FSB for the job.....
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Sorry for my absence, fellas. Dealing with life and shit. At some point I'll be back and helping to bonk vatniks again.
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
I looked, and there before me were a thousand Leopard tanks. Its riders were Ukrainian, and Hell followed with them.
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Today was a good morning blood pressure wise. I'm stunned in a good way. My BO was down to 133/90! Took it twice, was the same both times.
Always lower in the morning so I will try again this afternoon, for a more accurate reading, but I'm freakin' excited! (In a good way. 😂 )
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I say this very humbly. If NAFO is a human body, there is currently a fight between our left hand and our right hand over whether or not to hate all Russians equally.
I make a point of not preaching to Ukrainians about this obviously (1/4)
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@ElafAli__
Skojar du? Tror du att det faktum att du är kvinna från mellanöstern ger dej carte blanche att skämta om kvinnor från ett land som just nu genomlider ett folkmord? Ett folkmord där så många har våldtagits att abortpiller tog slut de första dagarna av kriget? Var en bättre person.
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@jmvasquez1974
How about some good ol' fashioned Carl Gustavs too? Swedish Army has way more than we need.
Unleash the awesome 84mm power of the Stovepipe on Ivan!
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Fucking traitor
BREAKING: Donald Trump is insisting he can use foreign money to pay his bond debts. Retweet so all Americans know Donald Trump is bought and paid for by foreign governments.
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I think that would truly be the deathstroke of Russian exceptionalism and imperialism.
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This morning I took the blood pressure three times. I didn't like the first result. It was 137/91. So I decided to take it a second time, where it was 130/85.
I was curious to see if I could get it down further so I took it a third time, and I did! 128/86.I'm excited about that.
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@TheWarMonitor
And what exact information war benefit are you going to get from showing a video of Russians torturing a mouse, benefit that we don't already know or have achieved?
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American Fellas, please understand. I live in the US. I have huge respect for non Trumpian Americans.
But. I will still criticize Biden. Whether it's him or his administration, they are acting like fucking power brokers re UA. It's not a good look and they need to be called out.
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@__NightWriter__
@POTUS
@JakeSullivan46
@SecBlinken
What he can do is shut the fuck up about how Ukraine defends itself.
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@jmvasquez1974
James, first thing that comes to mind, for Ukraines sake, is that whatever you decide to do, do it quietly and professionally. This twitter feud between you and
@SarahAshtonLV
has caused damage to fund raising, the war effort, and
@NAFO
, among others. 🇷🇺 is happy. Do it quietly.
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In 1985,to collect funds for aid towards the Ethiopian famine, a bunch of the world's greatest rockstars and rockbands gathered to rock for charity at the legendary LiveAid concert.
Queen, Status Quo, Sting, PhilCollins, Dire Straits. Even fucking David Bowie 1/2
#UkraineWar
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@LakotaMan1
Not enough respect is given to the Russians protesting rn. "Anti mobilization, not anti war", etc. I understand the emotions of it, but fact is what you're now seeing is a broken people stumbling in the dark trying to find and fight their way out of the Putin nightmare. Respect.
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