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A minefield of memories stuck in one place

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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
6 months
Loft, Loft will tear you apart again. #pvfc
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5 months
Not even angry after that. Just numb. It's been coming since Cheltenham at home. No fight, no passion, no quality. Release 95% of them and I wouldn't care if Moore went either. Everyone other than the club saw this coming 18 months ago and we've not done a thing to stop it. #pvfc
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Nuahs
5 months
Mad that we'd have probably stayed up quite comfortably due to one player. Said at the beginning of the season, he's the best player I'd seen in a Vale shirt. Also had Spurs virgins hammering me for saying he was better than Devine. Massive star in the making.
@SheffieldUnited
Sheffield United
5 months
Team news for #MUNSHU 📋 Four changes as @Oliverarblaster captains the Blades at just 20 years of age. ⚔️
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5 months
Anyone for shots? #pvfc
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4 months
Really enjoyed that tonight. Big Daz come across so much better in real life. Knows the players didn't always put it in, the club know we have been too nice and it's gone onto the pitch. Really glad to hear that they recognise this and want to sort it. Up the cheeky whites #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
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6 months
I know the whole team was shite today, but that Dan Jones performance was the worst individual performance since Neil MacKenzie at Bury away in 2008. I've never disliked a team as much as this one. Thank you for all your incredible work, Mr Flitcroft. Now fuck off. #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
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4 months
Tunstall representing on TikTok! Pissed myself at this. Daft bastards.
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6 months
@WeahsCousin Oooh they've really out cock wombled the wank puffins there
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5 months
Just been relegated and people clapping like seals to show their appreciation to that gutless lot. Madness. Glad Garrity waited until the end, as he was the only one who deserved it.
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Nuahs
4 months
Let's hope Bromley away is in the summer 😬 #pvfc
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Nuahs
5 months
On this day 12 years ago, we were promoted from League 2. Today we'll be going back there for the second time in those 12 years. From Derby, Bolton and Ipswich to Harrogate, Salford and the Cleethorpes coast. This bloody club. #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
5 months
I know we got battered. We we're shite, they were excellent. What's the point in booing now, though? We've got a massive game on Saturday that we need to win. Booing them off is going to do nothing but get their heads down again. We need to be behind them now until the end. #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
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5 months
Relegaytion party on Canal Street
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5 months
Moore has protected the players so far. He needs to come out and say it like it is now. No more being nice. It would make the fans respect him alot more as well imo. #pvfc
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Nuahs
4 months
Good to see the club have already set up a training plan for Lofty next season. #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
6 months
David Flitcroft get out of our club. #pvfc
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Nuahs
5 months
All on Darren Moore that. Fucking disgraceful management. To have Dipepa and Weir upfront while we launch balls up is awful. They've just played easy balls into the channel, and it's worked everytime. We've done absolutely nothing to stop it happening. #pvfc
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Nuahs
6 months
@OfficialPVFC Deserves that so much today. Worked his bollocks off.
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Nuahs
6 months
You know the worst thing about this. I've wanted the shit to win for the past few weeks. Could not take us going down and missing a derby. It would kill me. David Flitcroft has made me resort to wanting THEM to win. For that alone, he should never be seen in Burslem again. #pvfc
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Nuahs
5 months
@OfficialPVFC If he's not apologising for that second half and one of the worst managerial performances I've seen at Vale, then I don't want to know. Michael Brown in a turtle neck jumper.
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6 months
@MartinSLewis @X ░F░I░N░A░N░C░I░A░L ░A░D░V░I░C░E░ I░N░ B░I░O░
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Nuahs
5 months
@Oliverarblaster Miss you more than I miss my hair 😢
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
6 months
We now haven't won a game of league football on a Tuesday for 707 days. Up the Cheeky Whites. #pvfc
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6 months
@OfficialPVFC 🥳A day of fun and Flitcroft protests for the whole family to enjoy 🥳
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4 months
@OfficialPVFC Genuinely think that's the worst game I've ever seen. Absolutely epitomised our season. No fight, no quality, no goals. Hope I never see 95% of those players again.
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5 months
Can't get relegated if the world ends in nuclear apocalypse #pvfc
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5 months
Vale admin and staff being told that we can still stay up and to release another rousing video. #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
5 months
QT a picture of a younger you. Not changed, still hate this football club
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@BeardedGenius
Nooruddean
5 months
QT a picture of a younger you. Not changed, still a qualified pilot.
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4 months
@OfficialPVFC A ban if we go on the pitch? You pinky promise?
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
6 months
@OfficialPVFC The middle of that interview is one of the best I have heard at this club. I'm glad the players are fighting with each other. That shows maybe they still do care. Now they need to show that from minute one on Saturday. Not a thing left on that pitch. Come on you cheeky whites!
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
4 months
I hear yer da who normally calls you a puff for watching Eurovision has spent his 10 quid leccy money on voting for Israel.
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5 months
@officialcufc
Carlisle United FC
5 months
Victory on the road - get in! #cufc
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@OfficialPVFC Surely if players are being told they are free to find another club, then we should have delayed the announcement until after that? There are at least 6 players that shouldn't be here next season. I don't know what to do. I can't mentally do another season like this season.
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Nuahs
5 months
@OfficialPVFC MY NUDES IN PROFILE 😍
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Nuahs
4 months
🇬🇧😍
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@SandyofSuffolk
Sandy Tregent
4 months
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
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5 months
That's all come from them going positive to try and change it and us doing absolutely nothing to counter it. It's been coming since we kicked off the second half. Terrible game management. #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
5 months
@SheffieldUnited @Oliverarblaster Brilliant. Well done Oli. I reckon you and Garrity are the only two players that every Vale fan still loves this season. Certainly tells you something.
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4 months
@OfficialPVFC @IronMarketGroup Portaloo, Vale were defeated, we lost the war
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Nuahs
6 months
When yer da asks for Winston Churchill but gets Steve Evans
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6 months
@Tom_Amos You dirty bastard
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4 months
@LMAsaysno My Mrs got me out of bed so we could drive into the countryside at 1:30am to see if we could see the aurora. I don't think I'm far from being a cuck.
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Nuahs
5 months
Just put a cold cottage pie in the oven. Went back in the kitchen 45 minutes later and it was too hot to eat.
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@HSV_Valiant
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6 months
Orient playing like a team with not much left to play for. We are doing ok. Need to take a chance, though, as we know we don't get many. Can't see Orient being this bad second half. #pvfc
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
6 months
@DaftLimmy "That's what she said" I don't think that is for particularly "young" people, though.
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4 months
@AleAndValePod @DW7secondtonone Brilliant that was lads. Laughed, cried, brought back some brilliant memories. We need to get Woz back to the club in some form. He's one of the only players to ever properly get what Vale fans want. What a bloke.
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
4 months
I know I have women swooning over me due to my interests in English lower league football and obscure emo revival bands.
@EdLatimore
Ed Latimore
4 months
Something a lot of men don't like to admit: All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women. Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective: To keep the
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6 months
@OfficialPVFC Need a massive tackle in the first minute. Show us you're up for it. Show us you want it as much as we do. Big Daz says you've been fighting, let's see it on the pitch. Show us how pissed off you are and that you want to put it right. We'll back you to the hilt. Up the FKN Vale!
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@fbrates
FootballRates.com
6 months
Rotherham United and Port Vale are the only teams in the EFL not to have won a game in 2024. #rufc #pvfc #portvale
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5 months
@theposh Well done. Now go out and get absolutely paralytic. Shouldn't be able to walk or see properly until Thursday. Thanks xx
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6 months
@OfficialPVFC Well done Lofty! Great shift today. Let's keep it up until the end of the season and see if we can perform a miracle.
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4 months
@j_coatsworth I agree mate. From a carpet fan.
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6 months
Straightners!
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Nuahs
6 months
Another absolutely scintillating performance from Gareth Southgates England. World class squad with a League 1 manager.
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Nuahs
6 months
@OfficialPVFC That's the kind of performance we needed in Moore's first game, not 7 games in. Would have been a great point if it wasn't for the shambles on Saturday. A point doesn't really do anything for us now. At least we finally showed a bit of fight. Probably too little too late though.
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
5 months
Hanley 7:30am on a Tuesday
@crazyclipsonly
Crazy Clips
5 months
On the streets in Philadelphia
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@OfficialPVFC Sorry lads, I'm too busy licking live electrical wires.
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Nuahs
5 months
@mikethegerm2 Best team we've played by an absolute mile. Just levels above us. Today was on the recruitment, not the team imo. Kids and players signed from League 2 reserve sides isn't going to end well against players worth millions. If we go down boo then. Nothing to gain from doing it now.
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
5 months
@SkySportsNews How about we get rid of European group games and just make them a single leg straight shootout. Less travelling, less games. So much better for player welfare. If that's what you really care about and not the money...?
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5 months
@OfficialPVFC @OverclockersUK Seeing Sang and Grant at RWB and LWB after that second half
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@BBCMOTD I can assure you, Chris. You are nowhere near the worst team in the world. I watch that team every week.
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Nuahs
5 months
The second bloke!
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@edcmpbl
Ed Campbell
5 months
I met the good people of Workington, the least diverse place in the country, to find out how they feel about immigration
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Nuahs
5 months
@toryboypierce @CadburyUK Do you ever think to yourself, "I'm quite an educated chap, why don't I do something positive with my life, instead of peddling shite to the thickest, gullible drongos in our population?" It's a bit weird, isn't it, mate?
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@HSV_Valiant
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4 months
Just had a fist fight with Ross Kemp in the job centre because he ruined my expensive meal out with my Italian family, and I found out he was moaning about his PIP payments while committing benifit fraud. How's your dream world and broken sleep going?
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4 months
@OfficialPVFC That'll pay for Dan's trip if we go away in pre-season 👀
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@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he'd be willing to push the nuclear button if Britain was under attack [ @ITVNews ]
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@OfficialPVFC Love Connor as a shot stopping goalkeeper. If he's still here next season, I just pray we stop trying to use him as Ederson.
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Nuahs
4 months
I already get people telling me "you don't seem like you have BPD" by work collegues because their only experience of BPD is from the stigmatised, exaggerated roles of people in movies and TV shows. The show should have been fighting that but may have actually added to it. 🧵5/7
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Nuahs
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@I_amMukhtar How is it possible to sound like both Patty and Selma? 🚬
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@iamtheavalanche If he does that after 11pm he'll be breaking the law...
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Simon Atangana
@TheFLZone
The #EFL Zone
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Name a player who played for your club that nobody else would remember ever happening…
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@_ThatBPDGirl_ @Fran_Ayling @FHounddog He seems manic to me. I feel a lot of stuff was done for the camera. Every time he meets someone, he says, "No, I've not killed myself etc.." I'm not sure if it's done for non sufferers to try and understand, but it's actually triggering me a bit and will just add to stigma.
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
6 months
@iamtheavalanche Pay for a jet washer. Sunny day, headphones in, a few cold cans. It's one of the greatest passages into full adulthood.
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@pfloyd8989 While I agree, I still remember this tweet absolutely blowing my mind last year 😂
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@sarm0161 Haha. Not him, but he's never stopped since he left. Anytime we lose, there's a massive post on his Facebook. Not sure if he's brilliant or there's summat up with him. Vale fans Google review spammed his new nightclub into a one star rating which just made him even worse as well
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Nuahs
6 months
@OfficialPVFC That's the worst we've played all season. Absolutely zero effort, desire or ability.
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Nuahs
4 months
The Alex have done brilliantly there. Fair play.
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@bertdernernert My favourite curry is a chicken tarka It's like a chicken tikka, but a little otter
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5 months
@J9PVFC @kukukuruz @connorhall7 A team and manager that gave absolutely everything to these lot we've got now. I miss them so much.
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4 months
@AleAndValePod Will you marry me?
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4 months
Even if I don't agree with it fully, at least the conversations have been started. Thank you for that, Joe. (Shit, I'm arguing myself into not disagreeing with you now.) I'm still going to tweet this, though, as I felt quite angry when I started writing it last night!🧵7/7
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@idlewildgirl Texas Is the Reason hoody in River Island next
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Me driving through this
@InspDaveT
Insp.Dave Thubron
5 months
#okehampton at the moment. Think if you have to leave tonight 1. Is it safe to do so? 2. Am I prepared and in a suitable vehicle? 3. Does someone know you’re going out? ⁦ @DC_Police ⁩ ⁦ @BBCSpotlight ⁩ ⁦ @GhrPlymouth ⁩ ⁦ @HighwaysSWEST ⁩ ⁦ @DevonLiveNews
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Ere lads. You NEED to try this gear.
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Starting a conversation in a shop and saying "I want to kill myself/I wish I was dead/well I haven't killed myself" everytime you're asked if you're OK is not right. Even if it's just for comic effect of the show. It is not helpful, in my opinion. 🧵4/7
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@HSV_Valiant
Nuahs
5 months
@NathanShapland_ He's just so slow. Plant got absolutely murdered down the wing but had no back up any time. I don't think it's any coincidence we concede so many goals when he's in the team.
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@HSV_Valiant
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6 months
@idlewildgirl @TBSOfficial Ace! We were going to go, but literally never listened to anything after Louder Now, so didn't know if we'd know much on the setlist. Enjoy!
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Nuahs
4 months
People with 'normal' jobs, lives, and different backgrounds. How it affects them in their day to day lives, relationships, work, etc... I feel people who do not know BPD will now just see Joe's account of what the disorder is like as a one size fits all. 🧵2/7
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@RedbridgeAction @MetPolice @OwenJones84 @NewhamIndParty @DillyHussain88 @5Pillarsuk @KernowDamo @andrewfeinstein @jeremycorbyn @CAGEintl @georgegalloway @Islamchannel F*ck off back to Mumslim. F*ck off back to England. I reckon we we were a few more seconds off him talking about Muslamic ray guns
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