Beast Guy
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Do you know what a "bottle night" is?
Probably not, because my fucking boys and I invented it during a 2024 evening in Milwaukee, WI
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...
Each grab 2 bottles of wine, tape it to our hands, and talk.
Do you know what a "bottle night" is?
Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...
Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.
That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence.
We live
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Tonight, Pat Connaughton has a chance to become the all time playoff points leading scorer. He only needs to score 6,942 points to do it.
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Just found out that the girl who let me do K off her tits in Barcelona a year ago is engaged. Don’t text
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Fucking hate Ring cameras. Nothing the boys want to do more rn than Ding Dong Ditch
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That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence.
We live together, but it's easy to miss out on "quality time".
What do you think?
Do you have other methods for enjoying quality time with your fucking boys?
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Bullied my little sister into throw a Zyn in on our family road trip. 5 minutes in she started saying she thinks she might puke and now everyone’s mad at Beast Guy
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Thank you Nick. I am the GM of the Cleveland Browns and was planning on signing Prince Harry this off season before seeing this tweet
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Going to an espresso martini bar tonight and the girls have already sat me down and asked me “to please not go rogue”
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BO Wednesday stats:
20 beers
6 tap ins
40 “Yo dude, great to see you”
1 My buddy got denied from a rural Wisconsin bar because he has a Cali ID
15 “Oh you know just been working” when asked what I’m up to these days
80 Girls seen from high school
3 Girls talked to
1 Beast night
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You may not like it but this is what the ideal male room looks like
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Going to Dublin in a few weeks. Can I still order “Irish Car Bombs” there or do they not prefer that?
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Refusing to do a fantasy football punishment that everyone agrees on is a legit friendship breaker in my eyes
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Let my little brother make me a “mystery drink”. It was a glass of vodka
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Man that’s a really beast guy standing in the background at the beginning of this video
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Calling James Harden a retard on national TV is insane 😂😂😂. Might need to start watching Fox Sports some more
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Did anyone else’s early elementary school go crazy hard on the Iditarod? Thought it was for sure a top 5 sporting event at the time
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Absolute disaster for Beast Guy last night. After talking to a girl for 30 min got asked “what’s my name”. I obviously forgot and asked her what my name was and she immediately said “Beast Guy” and was less than impressed with me the rest of our convo. I will be better!
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I need to take 100 mg more often! Spent 6 hours at the Van Gogh museum and then wandered into some random casino and am up 300 euros
Just took an edible that’s 5x stronger than I thought it was. In about 45 minutes I’m gonna be in big big trouble
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“Igor this is my good friend Beast Guy”
- introduction I just got
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@TheGunzShow
@tokenCEO
Buddy the AP board is national. It doesn’t differ it’s course offerings district to district. There’s AP Calc but AP trigonometry just straight doesn’t exist and never has existed
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Me and my chum drank so much booze at an open bar on Thursday that they raised the price from $30 to $70 for everyone in the future and banned us from the premises if there’s an open bar going on
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Someone made a 2 minute long compilation video of me getting lit up my freshman and sophomore year of college when I was punting (we were very bad)
Oh my god man… prayers for
#Titans
punter Ryan Stonehouse
Took a brutal hit on another blocked punt.
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lot of people are feeling bad for this guy but if you sign up to be a judge of a twerking contest you have to deep down be rooting for it to be so good that you jizz your pants
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude cums in his pants during a twerking contest and it’s immediately and loudly pointed out to the 500 people in the room while they show his cum stain on the Jumbotron and a DJ plays drops making fun of him. Nightmare.
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Feeling creative this morning so I wrote this Haiku:
I am really beast
I like to gweence with my friends
They simply don’t mind
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Remembering like 3 years ago when my grandparents got a call from a scammer saying “it’s your grandson and I’m in jail, you need to wire $10,000 for my bail asap.” And they immediately thought it was me… they have 7 grandsons. Also thankfully they didn’t get scammed in the end
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Fuck no!
NEW - Nikki Haley: "Every person on social media should be verified by their name" because of "national security."
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I’m not going to drunk text my ex this week when we’re both back home
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“I’m an absolute weapon when it comes to drinking. I don’t know how I’m so good at it.” -my 18 year old sister who lives in Dublin who is out toosing me rn
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I think there should only be a certain amount of black belts in the world. If you want to become a black belt karate guy you have to beat someone who has one
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Beast Guy stocks
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Warning: taking a 1 day hiatus from “No Fun February” today. Haters and liberals beware
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My Spotify wrapped told me my music aligns most with people from Tempe, Arizona. I gotta change some things…
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Going against every single women in my life and committing to growing the worst mustache the Midwest has ever seen
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Been spending the last 3 hours wandering into Dutch cheese shops and saying “yea this isn’t so bad, you should try some Wisconsin cheese” after eating every single sample. They don’t prefer me
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Captain asks me if I won money.
I say yea and he goes “oh so 50% captains fee?”
I say for sure if this flights smooth
“Ah you better keep your money then”
I’m fed
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Absolutely gutted to announce that I received my second 3 star Uber rating last night plummeting my 4.98 rating down to a 4.96
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This guys cousin is the hottest chick I’ve ever met in my life. Kids gonna be a stud wherever he goes
Alabama Freshman QB Julian Sayin will enter the transfer portal, per
@PeteThamel
Sayin was the
#1
ranked QB in the 2024 class, per
@On3sports
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I think I’d be more hyped to see WorldOfTShirts in the wild than any other celebrity
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Back to my roots (having a ridiculous amount of cigs in Southern Europe)
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No more beers for this guy*
*Unless it’s the weekend or one of my boys says that could go for a couple
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Vaxxed?
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Down so bad rn. Saying good bye to the love of my life (this Spanish chick named Mariá that I met 2 days ago and rode around the canals in 1 bicycle for 5 hours (she sat in the basket))
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I love this guy so much
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
I don't care how many pizzas you send me!
Pizza Hut's woke sausage stuffed cheesy crust pizza will NEVER pass my lips again.
The boycott stands!
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I’m on a beer league softball team with the dumbest guys of all time and it rules
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FUCK
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Just got a snap selfie from 2 chicks I kind of talk to with the caption “we’ve been talking about you”
What the hell do you say to this???
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Ohtani is NOT in Sluggers World Class Sports Bar and Grill. Will keep everyone updated
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Just accidentally found an entire website dedicated to opposition research on me when I ran for School board in 2021 (I lost by 2%).
#concerned
#StopBeastGuyHate
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Alright you guys did just pull a classic move by saying we have a weight balance and switching 1 super fat chick for a normal sized dude and saying you fixed it. Funny play 😂😂
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