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@JustBoysLaughin
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Jester's privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter.
ontario
Joined May 2011
My brother just sent me his Spotify wrapped LOOOOOOOL
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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.
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*waking up hungover as shit again*. the Jamaican man who lives my head: . erryting gwan be eeerie bruadah
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This is what your coworkers watch for 5 hours when they get home
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I wish I had a kid that looked like this on retainer to follow me around and say “facts” when I talk to people
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Handing this to my buddy’s bride while they recite their vows
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This one and it’s not even close
what’s the worst tweet of all time?.
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The weird thing with guys like this is that they aren’t joking
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They let you shovel rocks all day if you were funny enough in highschool
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This was really important to us the last time we did shrooms
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I’m like the h2o just add water girls except when I touch beer I get culturally insensitive
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Insane to think that some friend groups aren’t funny or alcoholics.
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Hey @tonyhawk
i might never be able to do a 900 on a skateboard but i could destroy tony hawk at whippets.
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Photo of my my mom shouting at me 11 years ago for wearing her fancy vest
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Imagining “zinger cheese” is also written in Arabic but I have a unique clairvoyant ability to read it in any language
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probably feels so good to be the last cop on scene where you just kind of stand there with your thumbs in your belt loops and think about hitting your wife later.
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Charging moustachioed Williamsburg twinks 19$ for my pb&jsadilla and immediately becoming the star of a nowthis video about fusion cuisine
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@daltonleepruitt @TenBandTeezy LOOOOOL Man I was trying to figure out a way to word this thought but you killed it.
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@BigTucsonDad The top sheet exists so you can have a secondary bottom sheet to protect yourself from all the crumbs girlfriends make.
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@jefferyremmers_ Grooms always say that, but they’re usually too busy with the love of their lives to notice.
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Local schizo went from 7k followers to 18k in a week, she posts like 50 videos across 4 accounts daily rambling about Eminem, the weeknd and mad child . Tap in before she’s gone
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@jainormis2 One time my dad came by when the fellas were on mushrooms and pretended to be a travelling merchant and delivered exotic fruits and seafood while we were trying to figure out how to make our deep fryer turn on. he high key is always snapping.
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To a 5 lb cat this is the same as me stumbling across 800 lbs of wings
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A single menthol cigarette is the equivalent of brushing your teeth twice.
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This 97 year old grandma still refers to minorities the old fashioned way.
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Last night my friend said lesbians dress like cool 14 year old boys and I can’t unsee it now
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I barely even got drunk last night, I’m starting to think this is just what I look like
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@bugbugbugg He listens to it while he plays ARAM in league, depends on your definition of working.
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I just opened the door for someone and they gasped, honestly I get it
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@lukesesh2 One night when I was 20 i would go up to what seemed to be newish couples tables and snuff out their candles by placing my palm over top while making eye contact with the man and backing away saying nothing. Woke up the next day with stigmatas burned into my palms like a martyr.
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Watching intervention. some of these people are so fucked up
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I’ve never done heroin before, Is this a good size for a first hit?
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This is a very transitional time for thick white boys. Trapped between the hedonistic bliss of white boy summer and the comfortable layering options of fat boy fall. All we ask is for patience and understanding. Thank you.
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