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Attorney. Barner. Please don’t dominate the rap, Jack, if you’ve got nothing new to say.
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@kevinmyoung
Be right back, gonna travel back in time and let Moses know to leave that golden calf alone.
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@Michael2014abc
@sairasameerarao
I do not understand how this person still has an account.
@TwitterSupport
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@drantbradley
What he’s preaching isn’t a Catholic vs Protestant thing. It’s a Christ thing and he’s absolutely spot on.
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@glennkirschner2
You’re a “former fed prosecutor for 30 years” and you typed that and decided to hit send?
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@JoshforGeorgia
ABsTraCt pHiLoSoPhiCaL aRgUmEnTs aBoUt RiGhTs!
Yes, Einstein, the Constitution is a mere abstract, philosophical document.
🤡🤡🤡
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@JonahDispatch
Aren’t you the dude who said something to the effect of “yall really believe the Hunter laptop stuff?”
Yeah. Take a chair, hack. 🤡🤡
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@jdforward
@libsoftiktok
If by “goes after” you mean “re-posts insane crap that these people post” then, yep, you’re right, scoop.
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@StevenBeschloss
Listen to yourself, man. Then go back through your tweets and hit “delete” a helluva bunch of times. My God.
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@chelseahandler
@KellyannePolls
Oh. Look. Another Dem celeb pretending that her opinion matters.
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@BarrettSallee
The one who won the Heisman, a college NC, the NFL MVP, and took his team to a Super Bowl.
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@AnthonyMKreis
Good Lord. He should’ve just titled that Order “SNITCHES GET STITCHES”
What an absolute clown show.
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@jduffyrice
@killinmepetey
@laurenk_gill
Did you reach out to the 3 people he brutally murdered to see what they like/don’t like?
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Auburn FB coaching staff, if Woke AU had its way:
HC: Mahatma Ghandi
Off. Coord: Jimmy Kimmel
QBs: Bo Nix (fambly)
Wide Receivers: Dylan Mulvaney
Tight Ends: Lia Thomas
Special Teams: Corky from Life Goes On
Def. Coord: Qasem Soleimani (RIP)
Linebackers: Michelle Obama
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As my kids get older, I don’t have the joy/ABSOLUTE PAIN 😂 of doing the late night put-together of Santa’s gifts.
I once stayed up til 3 am (aided by Maker’s Mark) putting together this girl’s very 1st drumset. She was 6 then.
She’s an engineer now. 😳Savor it, moms and
Silent Night is exactly what you’d expect a John Woo Christmas movie to be which is exactly what I’m in the mood for enjoying with whiskey after assembling a bike and hiding it in the shed for 24 hours.
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@StaceyJSpiehler
@jduffyrice
@killinmepetey
@laurenk_gill
Yeah! I do! How’d they get dead, Stacey???
You’re *this* close!
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Without question, the best coaching hire my alma mater has ever made.
Bruce Pearl’s enthusiasm for life is contagious.
@auburnmbb
upsets Kentucky tonight.
#brucepearl
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@MikeSington
Man! Wish we had news outlets and media that could have covered this back during the early times of Two Thousand Aught Eight through Two Thousand and Sixteen.
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@picklepeeete
@beyondreasdoubt
@BridgetPhetasy
is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.
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@BendelowGreens
“No that’s disrespectful!” says the guy who weighs more than these kids and their bags, combined, who also walks past his pitch mark the size of Texas on the green to mark his ball and 3 putt from 18 feet.
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@piper4missouri
Know what else tells stories of public schools?
Literacy rates in inner-city school systems.
They’re not feel good stories, either.
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@KeepBlitzin
Cam is not only a generational talent, but a good man. This probably won’t be the end of discussions between this kid and Cam bc I’ll bet Cam will make it a mission to really help this kid. That’s who Cam is.
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@KenDilanianNBC
Prosecution: “Your Honor, we have not found any evidence that the Defendant committed the crime of which he has been charged.”
Judge: “I see no reason to go forward then.”
Prosecution: “Well we haven’t found evidence exonerating him either!”
Judge: “Call your 1st witness.”
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@Moth_Buckaroo
@StaceyJSpiehler
@jduffyrice
@killinmepetey
@laurenk_gill
Fortunately, he won’t be around to do it again.
Of the 4 people dead in this equation, 1 of them had a choice whether to live or die.
He chose poorly and suffered the consequences.
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@ValerieJarrett
Translation: Republicans, please let us continue to use this woman as a political prop and don’t vote on the confirmation. You’re all frauds.
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@ryangrim
Have you been referred to
@BadLegalTakes
yet because, of you haven’t, you definitely should. 🤡🤡🤡
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I’m in Auburn and even 29 yrs (👀👀) after graduating, this place always feels like home.
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I mean, you really don’t have to tell us you’re leaving Twitter. Just delete your account. 🤷🏼♂️
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@Bob_Wachter
Just bought a new hazmat suit. Gonna stay in my underground bunker with my stockade of MREs and my Ham radio for probably a year or so.
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You take a highly productive 4 out via injury and, in a week, you gameplan and win by 21 on the road? I don’t EVER wanna see any more stupid BP slander on here.
Court at Neville will bear his name when he chooses to retire.
Bruce Pearl: "My coaching staff doesn't get nearly enough credit for what they do." Pearl praised his staff for keeping the team together after Jaylin Williams' injury, also mentioned Chad Baker-Mazara was out all week in concussion protocol, didn't practice until Thursday.
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@aldemocrats
A murderer was executed as a consequence of his capital offense and you’re comparing it to the genocide of 6 million Jews?
Delete your account.
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I see the Woke faction of AU isn’t taking the win so well. 🤷🏼♂️
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In God’s country, aka AUBURN, ALABAMA, for my daughter’s tour of AU tomorrow. She’s put herself in a position to where she’ll be able to pick which school pays her to attend and for that, I am grateful.
But, LORD! Just hope she sees the AU that is the alma mater of her dad,
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The man didn’t go to sleep it hurt so bad.
Harsin woulda been takin selfies with his trash wife post-Iron Bowl.
We’re in good hands.
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AU fans don’t want a football coach, they want a fkn magician. 🤦🏻♂️
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@DianaBo89025068
@ScribeMarjie
@PennySKelley
Lol. “I made this shit up and I can’t keep trying to find a source to substantiate my unfounded allegation (even though it doesn’t really matter what actually hit the former POTUS, it remains an assassination attempt)”
-you
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Omg this thread 😂😂😂
Democrat SCOTUS Reaction Thread:
SCOTUS rules that this is a picture of a horse.
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Lol. “Kids, do NOT get into the liquor cabinet while your mother and I are out of town for an extended vacation or you will be in BIG TROUBLE!”
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@SportsCenter
@katie_barnes3
Corrected headline: “Thomas becomes the first dude to win an NCAA Division I championship in women’s sport.”
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You know it’s a good hire when people who believe there are 47 genders don’t like the hire 😂
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@MissSun33285091
@FletchMatlock
Awesome video of a monkey having fun snapping green beans.
You: QUIT MAKING MONKEYS INDENTURED SERVANTS!!!
There’s ALWAYS one of you. Doesn’t matter how awesome the tweet is, you have to pull a Karen.
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@TheHannahSShow
That’s a helluva lot of words when you could’ve just said you got too much Bama in you 🤡🤡🤡
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A hearty FUCK YOU to the guys who “opted out”. Fuck off. You wouldn’t ruin your 6th round draft status by playing in this game.
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@DonaldA67912652
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@POTUS
Lance, probably a good time to just delete this tweet and pretend it never happened.
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@jeanguerre
Did you mean young “Hispanics”? Because “Latinxs” isn’t a word, no matter how hard you try to make it so.
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Jabari Smith’s 1st recruiting assignment is Sharife Cooper.
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@RobertGBeckel
Exactly how, Bob? Lay it out for us. How did Putin convince WI, PA, MI, OH, et al. voters to elect POTUS? Dying to know.
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Saw a post about “do we need to have a discussion about BP?” and snorted out loud.
I remember the days when I dreamed of a McDonald’s AA coming to play for AU.
We’ve had, what, 4 yrs in a row of that?
We’ll be quite alright.
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@greggnunziata
After watching the blatant politicization of once respectable agencies (DOJ, FBI, etc) over the past 6 yrs and you think a euphemism is “seditionist”?? Really?
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@greggnunziata
Yeah, if you live in a Utopia Vaccuum. Here in the real world, policy matters.
Oh, and “fidelity to the Constitution” hasn’t been a forté of this admin, as you well know.
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@aguirreryan
@jusBLOUSING
Pretty sure God told Moses something about killing babies, Mr Christian.
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