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very accidentally a trivia business owner in MSP. but now I know that the color orange is named after the fruit, not the other way around 🍊

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@GregMonahan
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@LilNasX nah man titties are lit
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these people haven't ever seen Nathan for You? @NathanForYouOoC
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This just went up around the corner and I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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@pheenoh reminds me of this sick deal, also from doordash
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My dog is going through cancer treatments and can’t really use his right leg right now, but he and i saved up together to get a wagon so we can still enjoy summertime 🏝☀️ 🐶
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@freedlander i want to physically see him take hydroxychloroquine
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@GregMonahan
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10 years
A "scene" of Batman vs. Superman just played out in the middle of Grand River featuring two MSU students @thesnews http://t.co/oaDYpiv5rA
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@thereal_brookss @nuclearguy931 @KesendraB @nypost nah don’t act like you were joking. no one believes you lol
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@DetroitRedWings @wingingitmotown the george gif the world’s been waiting for
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@Skyward_Link @LindaGorordo @mannyNYT oh boy, we got a live one guys
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@BleacherReport @BRWalkoff @MLB should've just thrown one 1,000 mph pitch
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@___inCANdescent @ChanelleLeee lol you should see the ones in texas
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@suzb_00 @PageSix Purchased that too
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@darrenrovell Buddy, that is a correction not a clarification
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@jazz_inmypants yes we are thanks for asking
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@sakurase7ven @LilNasX lmfaoo how did i not see that 💀
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3 years
@The_Eric_Yost @FlaWolffie parties switched platforms bro this is 8th grade stuff
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@GraceJohnso gramps should've taken at least a sip I mean it's old beer not cyanide
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@GregMonahan
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3 years
@jimpagels too many bicyclists / pedestrians killed by careless drivers. in minneapolis i am afraid not of crime, but of drivers who are oblivious to those on foot or bikes. Rest In Peace, Jim. ❤️
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@GregMonahan
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3 years
@staidindoors rotten? bro try to relax on twitter dot com
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@GregMonahan
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7 years
@dogboner Hold up I did some sleuthing, we have new developments
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@InternetHippo it was nice meeting with you today!
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8 years
@KariVanHorn yeah I had a seizure and woke up after a few seconds, too. That's how it works. He might not be god imho
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5 years
@SheRatesDogs @Bumble is good because of this and also because of my girlfriend :)
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2 years
@pheenoh i’d like to note this offer has been up for months, and it is still up today
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2 years
0% off deals (up to $0) and named BAD? that’s marketing baby
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@Mrc8z @GrantWahl lol this guy’s been watching Middle Eastern Fox News
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3 years
@McCormackJohn nah dude President Deals negotiated that away
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@GregMonahan
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2 years
when you have no large intestine, you often get an upset stomach. but i had to just straight-up stop taking my anti-nausea meds, ondansetron(Zofran), bc insurance didn't cover it anymore & it was $150/mo. but @costplusdrugs looks like it's going to fix that for me? thanks @mcuban
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2 years
@AldiUSA north minneapolis
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7 months
@roberttwestbury once an Uber driver, completely unprompted, pointed to a graveyard we were driving by and said: “See those graves?” “It’s also full of the dreams that died with them. That’s why you must follow yours.” i think about it a lot
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2 years
@HumansNoContext why is she like this
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4 years
@JustJeremyHere @DaveyCenter @1057FMTheFan @BubbaWallace “I’m not saying it was staged but I don’t believe it happened” bro stfu
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@CBSSports @otisius14 @TysonWalker13 if youve ever been to EL you know PACE never sleeps
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@depthsofwiki wrote the punchline and worked backwards, brilliant work.
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2 years
i would retire.
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Framber Valdez dismantling Javy Baez. You know what they say: If at first (& second) you don't succeed, stop hacking and take one straight down the dick.
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@jbfan911 Natalie you gotta get better at lying to your landlords
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5 years
Just a friendly reminder my dog has learned to climb ladders
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@thedailybeast who watches this guy if even our side hates him
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@sincerelyart keep making paintings like this and you'll be getting $50k not $5k. Your work is remarkable.
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@CapCorgiTTV @LauraDreaming @bossbratbimbo Lmfao you are gonna act like this is just a coincidence?? haha good lord
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5 years
Hi Lansing! It’s been the TIME OF MY LIFE living here, meeting people & hosting @LansingLugnuts games for 4 yrs, but I’ve accepted a job in Minneapolis & am moving July 29. My final games are Sat,Sun,Mon this weekend. I hope to see some of you. I will miss absolutely everyone❤️⚾️
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@darrenrovell was that even on purpose
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10 years
MSU police confirms E Circle Dr will be blockaded until "approximately 10 a.m. Saturday" for filming of Batman vs. Superman. @thesnews
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4 years
just to give a bit of positive context since this tweet took off a little: he is healing and he is happy and his cancer is operable and hopefully he has many years left ☺️
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I have found my favorite @bumble profile of all time
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@WCCO serious question: when has literally anyone ever cared what north dakota thinks
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@Rangaju3615 @nickstreiff @WCCO you’re saying this because he’s white ya know
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@MPRnews MN has steadily grown in population, including in recent years, but don’t let facts get in the way of a good narrative, right @mngop ?
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4 years
@prchovanec @Econ_Marshall @WashPost ahhhh MAN I really wanted to hate you, but it is very clear under any reasonable examination that you were making a joke. This is shitty work from @washingtonpost and worse from @Econ_Marshall
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@SamGrittner I love when you post about your sobriety. I am too reticent to post about it myself, but yours helps. Our sobriety dates are 5 days apart :)
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@FoolishBB Wins Above (Carl) Pavano
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@jobes44 @dannykanell No. These are literally apples and oranges
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@drewmagary Agreed to push back a first date about four weeks ago to “let thing pass,” and now we have a very interesting pen pal relationship growing
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@britnihemmer why didn’t you RT it then
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@Osaz4l is this comedy? Dave used to tell jokes
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@UCLAFootball @EricGarvelink @TomBrady @UAFootball @UnderArmour @TB12sports If my childhood memory is correct, he threw a pick-six to you guys on his first-ever college pass lol
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@GaryACarlo @ralphddavis @NateSilver538 Homie you guys ate so much Elmer’s glue they had to change the mixture to make it less toxic
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@CreationsRoss @Jeanne_Mann Ross you’ve had way too much florida for one person. Being racist sucks.
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@ashtonpittman this is literally a case study in how not to run a TV show — we covered it in my senior-level broadcasting classes back in undergrad
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4 years
i know it’s not cool to like Dave anymore, but I do, and ending on “Don’t Drink the Water” is a fuckin’ power move
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Dave Matthews Band is about to go LIVE. Join now!
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5 years
And that’s a wrap! Thank you so much to the @LansingLugnuts for giving me the most fun platform ever over the course of four seasons. I love the team, the staff, and the fans more than I could possibly put into words. I’ll miss you guys every day❤️
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@ColinKeeley "10+ people have told me to raise the price"
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2 years
the splitter from the 8-10 second mark is a blip in this video but i’ve rewatched it 18 times. these are some good oldies, man
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Bruce Sutter, Hall of Fame Splitters (and Grip).
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@Jomboy_ i feel like i'm going to be in the minority here but i like the further away shot with a more accurate color profile
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@FoolishBB you've done it again
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@B1gshotz @MLBRandomStats @Mahatvha1 bro you've received zero (0) likes on any of these tweets. take a moment to consider you're maybe the wrong one here
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@Sherlock0ats @okieday666 @farron_af @LolOverruled these are both depraved. if you're getting your work done no one should be tracking mouse movements. goodness
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@j4ded @ZubyMusic good lord lol relax
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@MLB Mine was on the corner of Michigan & Trumbull
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@bats_are_bugs @FoolishBB how do so feel ppl understand this?? these guys grew up in a world where people make $2-$4 an hour. $1,000,000 is a dream. $220M guaranteed means his great-great grandkids are set for life. a chance at an extra $130M isn't worth the risk when $220M buys you all you'd ever need.
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@AlexQueue @pheenoh well, tough, because it’s strictly up to $0. no more
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@MayowaAdeojo @mikebaldwin "forty" is the only number where the letters are in alphabetic order! #uselessknowledgetopossess
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@SarahEdmondsPhD let’s take a look to see what your own patients say about you
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@KrangTNelson sorry but as someone with 0% of my large intestine, this is absolutely something a public business should respect
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@ErnieLies @Minor_Leaguer oh my god and they are SO proud of it here too. every menu has a “Grey Duck” and it’s like chicken wings with honey bbq sauce. there are like 10 businesses named Grey Duck. it’s insufferable.
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@YBcockMuncher @LilNasX it’s been 5 mins and im already overwhelmed lmao
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@SatisfySarah @danceyrselfdean i’m on iPhone so idk what everyone’s talking about
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@FOXSoccer @Paris_Arabic barely even watch soccer and this is still weird af
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@JayCuda yo jay lemme do you one better
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@darrenrovell Darren you have none
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3 years
Did you hear? I got called up! After 4 years w/ the @LansingLugnuts , I'm now an on-field correspondent for the @StPaulSaints ! Started in June, and I have already done many weird things. It's the best. Wildly grateful they welcomed me in & gave me a shot. It is a riot. Go Twins?
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Met the absolute *legends* running the show over at @LansingMIFacts tonight to create my favorite collab of all-time
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@khasixo @ScottGordonNBC5 @NBCDFW i mean, he says that in the song
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@PhilipWegmann @JenWoodruff79 awesome. don’t let parents force you into having a child. this is very good
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@highhydrangea @PatrickDLyons yes! The pitch went where the little circle is. that is *significantly* inside — which makes it extremely hard to: A) get much power behind a swing; and B) keep the ball in fair territory. The fact Shohei did both here, and quite easily, is absurd. and freeland’s right
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@kare11 why didn't you report the officer's name?
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@SoonerSteve1 @AdamMancini1992 @FOS @byajperez this is too ya ding dong. it’s not an office job.
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Three months ago I was in the hospital after *very nearly* dying – but see, I didn’t – so today I will host a baseball game in front of 10,000 people OH AND ALSO shave my head for charity during the game. life is wild, man.
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