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SE London bred innit. Member of the ‘Grace Jones is God’ cult.

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Joined August 2010
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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4 years
@evelynvwoodsen If you don’t know where Tottenham is or the demographic of North London where she’s from, then it’s best to just-
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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@cmp_supermoto @Bruce_Cares My husband and I considered a leash for our then at the time 1 and a half year old cos the lil fool kept trying to run into the road (thankfully empty due to covid) or throw himself down stairs or headbutt sharp corners or jam his spoon up his nose
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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2 years
@Kevinmorosky Did he have some rice and peas for brekkie or what?
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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3 years
@PilotCristobal Him: this is the intro part Me: Ooh that dress so scandalous...
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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4 years
@blicktargaryen Nah Alien Ant Farm were cool af
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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3 years
@HelloImRaisin @RaveenTheDream @SupernovaMomma Those teachers are rare but so so important.
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@ronkelawal They can also go back to the war, if seeing Black and brown folks bothers em that much-
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
4 years
@partystop @mannequinmoving @jollyqueso When I was 5 and my mama told me I was ‘the best human in the world’ after I reluctantly bathed myself after a meltdown because my mum was 8 and a half months pregnant with my sister and having contractions, I felt that shit and still do to this day.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
3 years
@Ashino13SM I’m from south London too and when I got married 10 years ago my hubby from Stockholm was crying hard and I was there next to him like
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
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@_Thundercleese My childhood BFF still hates that song Cos I once had a sleepover at her house and I played that song on my Sony Walkman all night long. I recorded the song over and over on 2 sides and my Walkman was autoreverse
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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3 years
@MrWeir @STUPlDHORSE 4 of my neighbours growing up were Scottish, I learnt the best swear words from them when they were drinking at my Nigerian parents place and shitting on Thatcher. I grew up hating Thatcher with a passion before I was even old enough to understand how much of a demon she was.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
3 years
@SarahElzeini The rage I felt when I saw Michelangelo’s David in Florence when I was 16 has not been matched since. Gave me an early midlife crisis. How the hell are you supposed to become an artist after looking at this?
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
6 years
@IndieWire Ryan Coogler is the new Ryan Coogler.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
2 years
@IunaspIaylist @cmp_supermoto @Bruce_Cares I only wanted a harness/leash for walks outside since he had no fear and would happily run into the road just to see the cars. The spoon situation I left alone cos that was his business and not mine.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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3 years
@ztsamudzi And they ‘discovered’ racism for all of 5 minutes.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
5 years
@CariocaLondrino Never. Only Americans after overdosing on too much Mary Poppins
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
6 years
@NME How is she not gonna spend time with herself?
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
4 years
@CecilioCooper White men are in Black Studies positions?
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@nattykasambala Their ancestors watching this-
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
4 years
@tayorinde @victoriasanusi @TENETFilm When will Phil Mitchell on crack go and blindside a Nollywood, Bollywood or even Hollyweird with his brilliance? He’s wasted on BBC, he needs to be seen globally because he is genius.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
1 year
@roti_arepa @theashrb I’m a Londoner and he’s right. I love London, no other city (besides LA) will have my complete heart but that city is atrociously expensive. I live in Amsterdam where things are much cheaper, I have a house 10 minutes from centraal station that is so cheap. Life is good
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
4 years
@GftdGoddesses Yes. From London, UK. Family is from Nigeria. Never used a rice cooker and I cook perfect rice. My Jollof ain’t soggy
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
5 months
@chrisdadeviant Jadis next!
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
2 years
@youre2basic I once went drinking with an Irish girl when I was art school and 13 years later I know for a fact I will never drink tequila again. I shamed Nigeria. I shamed England. I could not keep up and I still have PTSD of the vomiting to this day.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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4 years
@brokenpromithes @THISisLULE Let me eat my Jollof rice in peace-
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
3 years
@hellokelechi Every day I’m grateful to my Nigerian mother for giving her 4 children nothing but love and the determination to follow their dreams wherever it whatever they may be. I’ll never headline the Super Bowl but I do have paintings in the collection of Amsterdam’s modern art museum
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
4 years
@Fire_Lord_Joe @blakedmorton Yes when I was 5. My mama and I didn’t have a TV for about a year and a half cos a creakhead neighbour next door in our block of flats kept stealing it and selling it for drugs. My mum was studying at uni then so I read her textbooks and dictionary and started manipulating words-
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
4 years
@MoriartyCR I was just shading me team leader to a a colleague
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
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@theashrb When my son was like 8 months old and would slap me, it hurt so much I had to put him in his crib or bouncer and walk it off. And then I’d pick him up and he’d do it again and then I realised parenthood is a scam.
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Liv Efetobor
4 years
@artworkmagnetic The ‘writers’ need to stop playing and put Phil back on crack again. That’s the only way they can fix this nonsense
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
2 years
@GirlNamedMarley I just signed a freelance contract that I negotiated up in price and changed the sum from dollars to euros, so in the end the pay will be almost doubled. My husband told me not to accept anything less and I was sure they would say no but they said yes.
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@SantaBae90 Danai lied, it wasn’t a 3 second kiss, more 10-12 seconds. I remember that trauma. I’m with Andy 100% here.
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@TPostMillennial Interesting that they are able to get so close to glue themselves, whilst security always surround me at museums for looking at the painting closely 2 metres away from it and I’m not white.
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@mxmsworld I love that the racists are fuming!
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@taryn_ayaun @notmuchleftinme @IunaspIaylist @cmp_supermoto @Bruce_Cares LolZ. 8 and a half months of puking morning, noon and night, a 24 Labour and delivery with no pain relief, all for the lil crackhead to try and jump in front of cars cos ‘shiny OOh’
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@MissJodie I have just one question for her-
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Liv Efetobor
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@Fire_Lord_Joe @blakedmorton South East London. I used to draw on cereal boxes, set it up on the empty tv stand and pretend I was watching imaginary films like-
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@GraceJonesIsGod
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@BBCBreaking ‘Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.’ RIP Karl and thanks for my fave quote ever
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@amme_xoxo @ChantayyJayy Boris must be fuming
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@mdaixo Viva la France. It’s basically a west African/Central African team anyways
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@mitsyarty But we are completely disconnected from the rest of the UK.
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@iMargo_CEO TWD should have been on HBO. AMC killing the vibe as always
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@thisisAlanTurk @ashindestad @ITV @thismorning I was just in Belgium where I walked past a chocolate shop that had cut off ‘chocolate hands’, so I’m happy to see more a cosy racism instead of the more brutal racism I walked past.
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@HeronChe The answer is always Sussex or tunbridge wells
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Liv Efetobor
3 months
@xogirlypopxo Danai was like ‘there are consequences to Rick being stupid and unlike the silly twd writers who gave him many passes, I will make sure he will find out today.’
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Liv Efetobor
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@ycsm1n @duchyofleo The chin action is amazing
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@itsjacksonbbz ‘Flipping ‘eck’ or ‘everything ok at home, mate?’
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Liv Efetobor
5 months
@ColtsKatana Everyone better start booking time off work now for the rest of the episodes
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@Cheamane His, Mariah Carey and Missy Elliott had the best cribs episodes of all time
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Liv Efetobor
4 months
@ColtsKatana We have suffered for years and now are finally in the light with a good cinematographer. I’ve prayed for moments like these. Thank fuck Nicoterrible ain’t filming this shit in a cave by candlelight anymore!
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@AdamPugh I’m a Londoner and this is why I left. I now pay 700 quid for a 3 bedroom 3 floor house and studio in Amsterdam. I ain’t got time to suffer
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@LiquoricePanda Abolish the monarchy so those useless inbred wastefools can go away. Also reparations, return the jewels and give us money as compensation for your ‘empire’ and ‘commonwealth’ that only made ‘great’ Britain fat.
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Liv Efetobor
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@duchyofleo I was worried because I was happy I hadn’t seen any Black folks in the queue disgracing themselves. But crying over Diana is ok and gets a pass. I was like 11 when she died and my mama woke me and my siblings to tell us and we didn’t go to church lol. One of the only times
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Liv Efetobor
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@onikascumragg @KekePalmer The 90s gimmicks are back baby! Yaaassss-
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Liv Efetobor
7 years
@Independent Oh, what a shame...
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@kelechnekoff I got crap from my white male art teachers at art school in London calling me ‘arrogant’ for not listening to their advice of looking at dead white male artists as masters. But 2 professors sent me congratulations when they found out a major museum acquired 5 of my paintings-
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Liv Efetobor
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@TJF_x Wait a minute, can you rewind
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Liv Efetobor
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@livelyackles Finally Buck has chemistry with someone
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@HackneyAbbott She doesn’t understand feelings cos she doesn’t have any.
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@_TwoFootIn Scotland is playing Italy?
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Liv Efetobor
6 years
@Lupita_Nyongo @DanaiGurira Enjoy the REAL Jollof rice
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Liv Efetobor
1 year
@afcstuff I scared my kid with my screaming and now I’m crying
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@alamanecer I think other folks don’t understand that when Black folks find something funny, it’s funny forever!
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@BAFTA There’s more than one black person in this list.
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Liv Efetobor
2 years
@Ryan_Colaco @ClockzAdonis His lil accent on it tho ‘Waist maaaaan?’ and his look of utter confusion. More of this on my tv, these folks have to know correct terminology lol
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@Fourens__ Mine too. Drives my husband nuts. But one time he was swimming in a lake outside Berlin in the woods and an old couple stole his trousers, underwear, and ring but left his tote bag with his extra underwear I packed for him so he seethes in silence now.
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Liv Efetobor
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@mommabiia I’m actually glad we get it now. It would have been wasted in the main show with team family members stealing screen time. We survived off of crumbs for years and I’m really enjoying this lavishly big budget Richonne feast. No one else but them matters
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Liv Efetobor
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@TOWL_AMC All this time I thought it was written in the script that Rick was the petty one, when in actuality it’s Andy pushing that petty agenda. I’m learning so much
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@BtSquared2 I thought I was crazy doing this all the time when my son was 0-3 months, now he’s 1 and a half and I’m still checking. And now you say it never stops?!
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@ashindestad This show was so damn racist. On prime time BBC.
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@Nottime4basics1 @KagisoMalao @royal_suitor @bethanjenkins What’s always being going on in Britain, racism. Britain is the most racist country in the world and after colonising most of the world they still fooled non Brits into believing they were the most polite and kindest individuals on this planet. LOL!
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Liv Efetobor
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@MichonneGrimesG Danai mentioned tension so methinks he may start…
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4 months
@lovesriick Rick was like
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Liv Efetobor
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@TWalkingDWorld Michonne will win easily
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Liv Efetobor
3 months
@NatRichonne Now he’s all like ‘without you I die’. The dude was in heat and protesting way too damn much.
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@yixingsmistress @kaelinwilliamss @BobbyKingDeal I need to get my 3 year old to watch this cos I’ve been telling him the difference and the lil fool don’t wanna listen. Just cos he speaks 3 languages to my 1 he thinks he knows better.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
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@ParamountIRL Jezza Corbyn muttering the same phrase I was shouting at the telly during his debates with the stinking Tories-
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Liv Efetobor
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@ashindestad @RealCandaceO Whew that was a trip. No one can drag like Azealia
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Liv Efetobor
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@fufuisonme Wasteman
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
2 years
@CreativeK Ryan Murphy productions, same shit different programme. Sorry you went through that
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Liv Efetobor
1 year
@Gunnersc0m @ChrisWheatley Can the ref be reported for major errors. Because why did he report the celebrations after the Nelson goal when he was making errors left, right and centre?
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Liv Efetobor
3 years
@LewisBrow They haven’t been funny since Byker Grove
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Liv Efetobor
4 years
@kelechnekoff Everyone knows it. He’s got a touch of the Prince Philip look going on-
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
4 months
@grxyatkins What is this new meme? It’s cruel. Don’t play with us like that.
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Liv Efetobor
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@Noir_nerdy You didn’t lie but you didn’t protect us. I was hyperventilating like Rick was and I didn’t even have Michonne on top of me.
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@GraceJonesIsGod
Liv Efetobor
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@KarenElson_ ‘keep my ex husband’s ex wife name out of your f*cking mouth’ is gonna be the title of my next painting exhibition. Cheers!
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