I have to say, one piece of advice I’d give to BDSM newbies is to take skill classes rather than attending munches to gain experience + connections. I’ll never stop doing it + have met so many amazing people that way.
I was never a Brooks or Bryson fan before they left for LIV. And I am not a LIV fan (though I’m not a PGA purist either; it’s complicated). Yet I find myself enjoying watching both of them more than ever.
@ServeValentine
@amikoland
Not noticing a small piece of my harness breaking, stepping back + realizing my huge D was casually left behind in my sub 😂🤷♀️
@heavy_
Convenience fees should be illegal. More convenient for THEM not to deal with cash or checks. I pay $20 for ~convenience~ every time I book a tee time + it makes my blood boil
I ordered an iced latte this morning at a place I’ve been to many times before, but not that recently… my friends, they gave it to me IN A BAG. A capri sun for adult babies. I ordered a beverage, not a humiliation task.
I was briefly toying with a guy last year who couldn’t go to Costco without bringing me a year+ supply of bin liners, TP, Clorox wipes… doomsday prep levels of my preferred practical items. His legacy lives on every time I crack a fresh box of recycling bags + think “STILL?!!!”
@bossbratbimbo
Only wanting to spend money on you if you’re in physical proximity to him (ie pays for dates but wouldn’t gift you something you want that has nothing to do with him) 🚩
There needs to be a sports bar that exclusively plays women’s sports. No pinkwashed branding, just chill beers + drinks in a relaxed (not crazy loud) sports bar type environment with multiple big TVs. I would be my 1st + possibly only customer!
The most cucky thing I see on this app (says a lot!) is dudes begging in the comments of the country club snob account, who is calling 90% of you dumb broke losers, for him to please validate your head covers + towel choice. Findom does not exist in a vacuum…
Being somewhere to learn a skill (should be the
#1
point btw) means you automatically have an interest in common with everyone there. And if you (or they) don’t want to connect, there’s a built-in focus anyway that lessens social anxiety.
Me + my best friend co-founded the varsity women’s golf team to obtain cheap/free country club + practice hole access. NONE of us had any experience, but we “competed” in varsity events despite being an absolute mickey mouse team. It was all for the love of the game, baby.
Can everyone please share their favorite high school golf memories?
Mine include:
- a teammate who wore a Burger King cardboard crown during matches
- early dismissals to shoot 48 on 9 holes
- pulling up to golf courses on the team bus while blasting Maui Wowie by Kid Cudi
I still can't believe tonight was the 20th episode of the Takesmen! A non-golfer girl friend texted me to say "they are going off in this space and I'm cracking up". Takes(wo)men is for the people.
Just paid $25 in “convenience fees” for a 3 person tee time
@GOLFPASS
and despite paying $99 for GolfPass+, I started getting charged the fees again after 10 tee times despite this being written directly underneath as I am booking. Treachery and LIES…
I don’t offer GFE, I offer the husband experience… ignores you to watch golf, is always hungry, leaves all the chores for you, drinks a beer, doesn’t care if you cum or not
@_LFGolf
The problem with “just fun” people isn’t the fun, it’s no respect foe pace, efficiency + care for the course. You can suck at golf AND be drunk— just don’t zig zag back to your idiot buddy in the fairway 3x because you hit out of turn, or park down in front of the green
Golf is such a glaring instance of masochism in my life that there is nothing the dusty establishment *or* LIV can do to keep me from getting emotionally invested in this PGA Tour season. Come at me bro. Pain is weakness leaving the body
PSA for anyone who follows me:
I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE! The MANY trans/GNC people in my life are often the smartest, kindest + best.
When I see golf accounts in particular make dismissive, snide, transphobic jokes or comments, I wonder why that’s funny to you. Do better.
@skyenovaya
Kink is also EXPENSIVE— costuming, equipment, tools, safety/cleaning supplies, space use, set design… I’ll never understand wanting to play with anyone who won’t add to the many thousands of my own $$$ + years of experience I’ve put in 🚫
Another day, another
#girldad
derisively wielding femininity as a slur. You’d think a man who has gotten so much grace for overcoming a raging addiction might be able to extend grace to others he may not understand, whether in agreement or not 👎
This app doesn’t show anyone anything anymore, but fortunately I grew up in the rural northeast + my formative years were spent talking to myself + still having a grand old time so in that way it’s still fun
Am I the only person alive who thinks calling the concessions at the turn a “halfway house” is odd? I know it’s common. I just associate the term with transitional housing from rehab or incarceration, not pork missiles and Miller Lites
Gave this guy a raging boner for an hour last night then made him send me a video of him fucking his pillow because that’s all I would give him permission to do. So hot
I’ve had every notification on my phone other than money + phone calls turned off for 5+ years. Never looked back. Being eternally available is not my priority; being sane is.