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@KrangTNelson
This is going to be shared on m*ga Facebook by that weird Aunt in like 2.5 weeks…and it’s probably going to have like half a million likes lol
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@nikicaga
No. This is functioning ADHD.
I suck at registering how much time is passing, which makes me grossly underestimate how long things will take, which leads to me being late, forgetful, etc.
Setting check points throughout the day, with accompanying timers, keeps me on track -
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@TJWarrenFanClb2
Did you pay for college? Yes
Did you make friends in college? Yes
Would they have been your friends if you just moved to that city and didn’t attend school? No
Do you get accused of buying friends? No
Sorry you’re still pissy about greek life. Try therapy
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@austinoutloud
I’m glad someone’s finally pointing this out.
If you go to a bowling alley and order anything but domestic light beer, you’re the one in the wrong lol
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@sarahschauer
Sarah, thank you for being so open about these things. You talking about agoraphobia, made me realize it’s something I’ve struggled with for a long time, and has allowed me to start working on it and seeking treatment!
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@m_booker1
Guy has openly talked on how he never says bad things about the food, because he’s not there to be a food critic, he’s there to celebrate the people/restaurant, and their accomplishment.
Whereas Keith Lee is giving an honest review of the food - they’re doing different jobs
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@DrDeCaluwe
@WorldWideWob
“I’m moving you away from this situation and our superstar - if you would like to fight, you’re more than welcome to fight me, otherwise you’re going to stay right here and I’m going to keep standing in front of you until that mess you made is cleaned up 👍🏻”
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@Jthagreat4
@XXL
Being vegan is a lifestyle, saying you’re into tech is a lifestyle, getting tattoos is a lifestyle - being gay isn’t
What you described is just “discrimination” with extra words
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@jemelehill
I’m usually on your side, but the majority of the country has no idea where Oxford is, and saying it’s north of Detroit gives context.
It’s no different than something happening in Plano TX (40 mi north of Dallas) and a headline saying something occurred north of Dallas.
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@zed_cull
@RyneIsMean
Do you ever get sick of of being so miserable? What’s it like to know that everyone you encounter hates you?
Your family can’t stand you and is embarrassed by the way you act and your coworkers make fun of you behind your back.
Is it worth it?
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@_Zeets
The fake outrage of this is so funny. Touch grass man.
People weren’t going before, that’s why tickets were so cheap.
Supply and Demand.
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@dfaulk95
@CBSSportsGolazo
@CBSSports
@USMNT
“ThErE wAs A sOcCeR gAmE“ Funniest man in america over here, folks!
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@HobbesJoana
@theashleyray
Totally
I mean, who could have foreseen the movie adaptation for one of the most famous musical stage productions in history would be a musical
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@TheProhmKing
@Keally22
Idk man, just schedule the next hair cut with her before you leave. Quit trying to play devils advocate for everything, or sound like the smartest person in the room cause you came up with such a brilliant exception to a well made point.
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@madeline__3
@davidsosaa_
This the kind of woman that will order her kids a bowl of croutons and a side of ranch as an app then get nuclear when they charge her 75 cents for it
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@AlyssaRose
“Yup, probably shouldn’t have tweeted what I did about Bauer earlier this year. It was uninformed then, and just looks plain bad now. Sorry for letting my fan-hood cloud my judgment on that one, everyone. I’ll do better”
^
Could have said that, why is accountability so hard…
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@mikegolicjr
I grew up in OK and it’s weird:
Tulsa and the NE corner feel very midwestern - think Kansas City vibes
OKC and everything SE feel southern and Texas-ish - think Ft. Worth vibes
The panhandle is wasteland - think ancient maps and unknown areas being labeled “Here be Dragons”
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@kellykeegs
Kelly is fucking hot, I can’t even take these replies seriously lmao
When did so many men stop liking bad bitches
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@littlefreakfox
@MitchellRossman
@t_NYC
Stop it. This person made a choice that resulted in the death of their child, and to absolve them from accountability for their actions is gross.
The car would have gotten dangerously hot anyway. Vehicles aren’t meant to idle with the AC running for 8+ hours.
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@Harristorically
@IndyStarSarah
If you don’t say dumb shit publicly, then you won’t get dunked on - simple actions and consequences bud, not hard
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@JoshReed21
@Steven_Garrett1
@BarstoolPAT
Brother, no one but the church you attended, is trying to force a lifestyle on your kids - you’re just not mad about that because it aligns with your fucked-up moral compass.
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@Jthagreat4
@XXL
Okay, assuming it’s a choice, would you like to share the moment or why you made the conscious decision you were leaning “vagina” as your sexual preference?
You must have tried a lot of dick to get to that conclusion. Props on the willingness to experiment
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@bigcontentguy
McAfee is annoying, but I assure you that high school aged dudes are not talking like a 52 year old columnist lmao
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@JessicaNixxx
@aka17529424
Do you capitalize every word because you’ve got no clue how grammar works?
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@hawgfan96382
@Brett_McMurphy
Wait until you find out he’s only taking this job because he got fired from Allen High School earlier this year lol
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@VanLathan
Buying anything expensive that’s purely for the home/yard/pets
Had to buy a lawn edger the other week and thought I saw my father in my reflection while driving home lol
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@jemelehill
@ItsMikeHill
Anthony Mackie and Daniel Kaluuya too. Mackie is about to go on a crazy run playing one of the (arguably) most important characters in the Marvel Universe. Have to imagine his stardom is about to hit supernova
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@isitjanuary2021
@RSherred79
@RealBrittain
The way he’s grinning ear to ear and shakes his head in disbelief after his first verse is so heartwarming - he’s always talked about this being one of his favorite songs of all time and you can tell the moment means the world to him
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@ConnerHKnapp
@RazorbackBSB
Call me when you get to Omaha. Happy to show you around since we’ve been more times since your last appearance, than you’ve been in program history.
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@holy_schnitt
Tangerines are way bigger than the fruit in question. I’ve always gone with clementine
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@SeanFennessey
Sean, he’s not the first person to make a short film lol
Drink some water, crack your garage door, and get some fresh air. You’re too deep in the edibles 😂
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@TweetsFromJones
@PatrickMahomes
This part made me so mad. Only reason he did it, is because he saw Witt look back and hesitate for a half second. He knew and acknowledged Witt touched, but capitalized on an opportunity to be the star. Just a classic example of an ump “showing up” a young player. Such BS
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@ben_inabinet60
Awww poor baby got his feelings hurt.
Seems like you’re a little triggered, snowflake. If you don’t like it, just leave twitter.
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@profitwithant
Lmao, my guy thinks he’s Warren Buffet because some Chinese company wants to give him $10 to reply to his “viral” tweet with a vibrator ad
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@barstoolsports
When did the barstool main get taken over by Rex Chapman 💪🏻💪🏻💯🐶
Whoever gets the keys on the weekend is trashhhhhhh 😂😂😂
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@fuckyouiquit
@JoshuaPHilll
Wait, so is your perception of this video that they have no idea what they’re buying?
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@mayaisfiya
Breaking news; going for a walk/getting fresh air is good for your mental health.
Who knew lmao
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@BrokeHomieCorn
@austinoutloud
They made the right drink, they just didn’t have correct garnishes, because it’s a fucking bowling alley, and 99% of people are ordering pitchers or Miller High Life lmao.
Have y’all ever been bowling?? The bar is literally a movie concession stand with a few beer taps
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@madeline__3
@BrettSVergara
@casey_tilson
Show of hands, who’d watch a “big brother” style webcam of their quarantine? I’ll start:
🙋🏼♂️
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@kcekjm
@JDDawgWalker3
@zillowgonewild
half that for taxes - subtract another 15% for agent, manger, etc. - subtract another million for trainer, chef, and body maintenance.
A $28M a year salary in the NBA is probably netting $11-12M - and no NBA player is liquidating all of their assets for a funhouse mansion in OK
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@StillDeluzional
@theshoefreak
@PenajaAgain
At minimum! My employer will pay you 4 hours minimum, 8 hours maximum to take time off and vote — not to mention it’s easy, maybe 4 clicks in our employee portal.
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@ElevationRadio
@Matthew_Paras
@JimmyKempski
Careful, knowing what we know about Carson - this might actually motivate him to fire every single pass into the upper decks lol
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@RamiMancebo
@jesawyer
I meannnnnnnnnn - they took a few creative liberties, but I feel like they nailed this one
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@linzsports
Did you listen to the interview?
The context was very tongue-in-cheek, and she was referring to instances when coaches would blow her off so she’d say things like “coach said they need to keep playing tough” to avoid blasting the coach for not doing the interview
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@Moh_Bolanle
@ShouldHaveCat
I appreciated the woman saying thank you - it’s obvious where the cat gets it’s manners from lol
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@Jthagreat4
@XXL
Congrats man, the wake of cock you left on your path to that lifestyle must have been really impressive!
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@sunsfan_
@tboneryan3
@Gambo987
Yeah man, using Tillmans jersey as a PR stunt is a real class act. Especially when Tillman would hate this racist loser.
What the fuck are you even saying. Use your brain before saying shit this stupid. Jesus.
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@kkendalllieghh
If they made jewelry from the dead dog would it be okay? You’re a trash human. I hope at the very least, this has made you realize that not everyone thinks like your daddy and your boyfriend
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@_Pinholster
@ConnerHKnapp
@RazorbackBSB
That pic exists because we’ve actually been there, recently. Please feel free to share any memorable moments from Tenn’s illustrious CWS history lmao
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@vinitovincenzo
@austinoutloud
No one’s arguing that lmao
We’re saying this is getting sushi from the gas station and being surprised when you get food poisoning. Get your bag of combos and keep it moving.
Just because it’s available, doesn’t mean it’s the right choice for the situation
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@VivaLaStool
@_willcompton
@BussinWTB
@stoolgambling
@barstoolsports
@TaylorLewan77
@delaniewalker82
Always felt like the copying every other show thing was a bit…but I kinda think these guys just suck
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