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My location depends on the show I'm watching. Right now, I'm in...
Osaka, Japan
Joined October 2020
I got to know the meaning of Xenophobia because of South Africans, I'm not even kidding.
You know how Nigerians and Ghanaians can banter and you know it’s just bants? I never get that feeling with South Africans. Theirs always feels like real hatred, nothing else.
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Did God create Nigerians for entertainment purposes only? As per when he's bored he tunes in to channel 234 and starts laughing? 😭😭😭😭😭.
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10 in 1 book is now 2500, before your "y" is looking like the little mermaid.
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If you hate this country, like this tweet.
#Paris2024.@Paris2024.Due to the short notice of me competing at the keirin & Sprint, #teamNigeria I had no bicycle to race with on the tracks. In d spirit of sportsmanship the German team @bunddeutscherradfahr came to my rescue by offering me a bicycle. Thank you🙌🙌🙌
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Lol. one night, armed robbers came to our house and I hid in my mom's cupboard. One of them, searched one section of the cupboard, while complaining there was too much ceramic plates. He opened the section, I hid myself and the both of us screamed "Jesus!" 😭😭😭.
what’s a core memory of yours that you can’t forget? could be anything, even something silly.
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This ain't lekki, WHOO! 🤠.
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Beyoncé, once again, thank you for being the classy woman that you are 😭😭😭.
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You have no idea how this fight, singlehandedly divided Nigeria, and other countries (South Africa, Ghana, etc).
WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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Nigerian government when FIFA asks them about LGBTQ rights.
Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup?.
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Gistlover, when they see Mbappe with Papaya_ex.
Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup?.
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You're lucky she didn't pair it with a bridal gele. You better watch your mouth before Nigerians will come and squeeze it for you.
Imagine waiting your whole life to be at the Oscars and you end up sitting behind a stratus cloud.
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Ayra is basically the closest person we've had to a true female popstar since Tiwa savage, her dedication to serving intergalactic levels of cunt is something serious.
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Vivid imagination as per Dammy's imagination? 👀.Plus "dreams are unique" in correlation to his apology tweet/Hilda's tweet?.Also, money making investment scheme refering to the spirit global kinikan church and the whole cook-a-thon mess? .A tall messy beech 😭😭
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Scored an A in face economy, A in Servery and Eatinggg, A in Bad Bitchery Development, She's currently one of the best students in the Department of Cuntology, University of Motherlands. Ayra Starr, you will forever be famous 😭❤️.
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One day, when I find the right words, I'll talk about how religion has reduced the "spirit of taking action" in Nigerians, how it has made Nigerians find peace in the most unsettling conditions, how it has made Nigerians lose touch of reality and sense of reasoning.
She died on a Friday. She died a martyr. She perfected her deen before her final moment. Nabeeha had a good death. InshaAllah she is in a better place.
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It's giving Dabur Herbal toothpaste ad.
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One thing this thread has proved is that, Tiwa Savage is an Afrobeat legend. She's a creative genius and has explored and experimented with many genres. I have a theory on how the Nigerian music scene couldn't process such talent, hence why she had to go from TIWA SAVAGE to. 1/3.
What’s that ONE Nigerian love song?.
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Sunscreen is almost 20k for just 100g, you cannot even glow on a budget. 30k cannot even curate a beginner-friendly skincare routine. Dollar to Naira conversion rate doesn't even look real, price of fuel/L is now 1k+.This is not life o #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria.
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Is it just me or he looks like that witch from 'Ralia the sugar girl' novel? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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You should've tried it nau, make he use fan belt peel you. Foolish idiot.
Was at my mechanic's yesterday & noticed one of his boys had on waist beads 🤮 The man in me almost punched him cos what in the actual name of biatch is that??.
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Ayra Starr needs to release a music video for woman commando, and it needs to be cunty with badass choreography. Please, the people behind it should understand the need to serve, from fashion to makeup to choreo to video direction, everything needs to give intergalactic slay.
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The doctor said lack of vitamin D can cause depression but which vitamin D is he talking about? The Vitamin D from the sun or the vitamin D from someone's son?
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Lmao. Imagine hiring a tutor to teach your child physics, when you are Albert Einstein 😭😭😭.
I think Beyonce should bring on Teyana Taylor to help mold her baby (if she hasn’t already)…Blue is going places and needs more investment in her craft. Love how Beyonce is pouring into her legacy!!.
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They can never make me buy you.
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That one Bible verse that said ". the foolish son brings bitterness to the mother who bore him" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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You guys, I saw this random person at a sleepover and we started talking, the talk went on for like 2hrs. Next thing I know, they're like "I feel like kissing you" and I replied with "I love you". The silence that followed-
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When Dora mentioned that she told Prince about the blowjob.Laycon open mouth in premium shock😂😂#BBNaijaReunion
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As an effeminate guy, you'll be on your own, minding your business, and somebody will just be planning on how to harm you for no reason. Isn't it crazy?.
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My own conspiracy theory is that, the Nigerian government use LGBTQ people as scapegoats. When they see that they're failing and their failures are gaining nationwide coverage, they sprinkle in homophobia to divert attention. And you know, "united, we stand" in homophobia.
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@Sena_tour People were blocked. people's fathers received insults upon insults. Generations yet unborn, were not spared 😭😭.
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2017, armed robbers came to our house and my dad tried to advice them, as per African father. long story short, they gave him hot slaps meant for 3 people and told him to pick pin. They approached my mum and asked her "You sef wan advise us"? She shouted "No oh! Continue!".
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Marvel's Black Panther: Wakanda Forever followed her footstep when making the movie's soundtracks. Beyoncé showed Hollywood that when your movie's plot is based in Africa, the right thing to do is use African artists in the soundtracks. Black Panther 1, didn't do this.
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@IkukuomaC The comment section screams East. Yall please finish your comment with English, don't stop halfway. I don't want to see "Back then in unizik chineke ba m yksejsaj skkxaejc snbx". Give us complete gist.
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She paved the way for the current afro girlies, took all the slut-shaming so our current girlies can rock whatever they want to rock. She raised generations, she mothered the girls and gays. Put her name in the Afrobeats hall of fame 3/3.
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You saw a very beautiful and confident babe and then thought; "how do I humble her real quick?". Even though in fact, you were and still are, the one true olodo. Don't go and read.
My Apologies, I was wrong. I learned something new today.
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They did anonymous in my dept group chat and they tabled my matter, a lot of homophobic messages ngl. Gagged them, when I threatened to release the names of the boys texting me 😂😂😂😂.
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Hope you people will do small gay inside?.
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I'm reading the quotes and I just realised that NEPA will soon seize light.
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Blue looks like she just ended a misogynist on TwitterNG.
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@RiverdalePLLFan @korysverse Your account is literally a fan account for a boring show. Be fr.
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@_kingjonah This tweet made me remember my uncle. He'll eat our food and bite from our meat. He'll then ask us "Are you angry?" If you say no, he'll say you should prove it by saying "Thank you for eating my food". If you say yes, you will not play assassin creed on his phone 😭😭😭😭.
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Additional Easter egg: . The lady: The hall is 250 capacity, theatre style. In that Layi's old skit, he said "You will like theatre art". Can also be read as "since you want to fool yourself". Don't mind me, lol 😭😭😭😭.
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As an assassin, why will you wear black and black to a wedding? Why will you be making eye contact with your target and be squeezing face? Why will you be chasing your target around? Why will you allow your target that wore starched agbada to beat you? #BloodSisters
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This is somebody I was silently rooting for. Watched her vlogs every time it dropped, loved the way she talked so fluently. I always admired her circle of friends. she had her runway debut, then vogue mag, I believed. I believed she'd make it out of this hellhole. This life. .
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Thank you very much for that beautiful question
Can a boy be a bad bitch ?.
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For context, I hid in my mom's wardrobe, one of them entered, ransacked my mom's room, when he opened the wardrobe, both of us shouted "Jesus!" In premium shock. With that annoyance, he covered my ears with slaps and dragged me to the sitting room.
2017, armed robbers came to our house and my dad tried to advice them, as per African father. long story short, they gave him hot slaps meant for 3 people and told him to pick pin. They approached my mum and asked her "You sef wan advise us"? She shouted "No oh! Continue!".
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I did something like this, but with bible verse. My dad said "Ephesian 6:1-2 children obey your parents. but your own is different".Then I told him "Verse 4, Fathers do not provoke your children to anger. you don't listen". Omo the two of us shock 😭.
Or was it when my mom said “can’t you act like other children” and I was like “you, do you act like their mom?” .It was a long day on this day, don’t try this one oo.
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You posted your chats with a married DL man, without cropping his number. now they've digged his pictures out, also his wife and kids. Omooooo bro? 😭😭😭.
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@CRawkeen That's why I dey always hate Yoruba gist. why don't you just type everything in English? Or better still, pidgin? Una too dey stress person. Just imagine "She said kdkjdklssadllhszjitasklawekldsgi f" .She said what uncle? She said what? Make una dey reason non Yoruba people
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Lmao. for a doctor, you're not so smart. The only person in a disguise shell here, is you. You saw the picture and saved it, because you liked it. Now you're doubting your straightness and the only way, you think you can validate your straightness, is by hating. Kurukere doctor.
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. Tiwa Savage with Swag, Tiwa Savage infused in afro-amapiano, Tiwa Savage without choreography, just to sound and look relatable. I might not word this correctly sha. The old Tiwa Savage was a sex siren, baby girl, Divine feminine, dancer, real singer etc. 2/3.
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Omo, I thought this sexual health nurse was 🫳, I don tell her all my tea, exchanged WhatsApp contacts and now she's posting about Jesus and hallelujah challenge.
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This huge dck I'm carrying won't let me be a cute princess. *Sigh*.
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They want you to wear buba and wrapper, to perform Rhythm and blues. 💀.
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The men in the quotes and cs crying hot tears. You'd think they're Ayra Starr's no 1 fans, as if they've not openly said "as a man, why you go dey listen to Ayra starr?" Clowns. Like she said, her target audience/the real mobstarrs, are the girls and gays. Deal with it 🫵🏽🤡.
Like I said everything I do is for the girlies and 🫳🏾🫳🏾 stay the fuck away you are not the target audience! Disgusting.
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But honestly though, the stylist/designer should have made the extra part of the dress detachable. That way, it'd be convenient not just for her but for others too.
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Surviving Hall 4, Uniben. A thread 🧵 . I don't normally do this, but I just have to. After everything my eyes saw in hall 4, I have no choice but to bring it here, so you guys can see why I can't stay in such a place. So it all started on Saturday morning. 1/12.
Bro, I stayed in Hall 4, Uniben for almost a day, and I just want to say: this is not how to live.
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I remember when I had my first gig (i was 17😭✋) and it was for a small family wedding, I cooked jollof, some rice done, some no done. I made sure I sat at the back of the canopy. One mummy looked at me and said "which kind yeye caterer cook this one?". Ma, it's me. Sorry 😭😭
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@TheIgboWolf In my dept, there's this guy called "Ben-McCarthy Osagioduwa Harrison". Mr Lecturer will say "When your father is not British, he packed big big names on top your head. I'm sure you don't know anything o. You have fine names but you're not fine" 😭😭😭.
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Make me sweattttt.Make me hotterrr.Make me lose my breath.Make me wateerrr
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Even if SAns cancel her, she'll still be famous because Nigerians actually propelled her into stardom. Nigerians pushed WATER into being the worldwide hit that it is now, same way they've been pushing other amapiano songs. Don't worry Tyla Osakpolor Seethal, Nigerians dey for you.
Disappointed that this happened to her, but wish you all the best girl.Kill it!!!! ♥️♥️.
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A lot of homophobic Nigerian men are closeted gays. like I'm witnessing it in real life.
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@RickysBurnbook Literally, a black kid, stole his teacher's car, and the dad is one of his enablers. Lol, they won't see that. They're blind all of a sudden.
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My dad's friend came to our house, saw me weaving my mom's hair and said "As an African man, why would you be weaving a woman's hair"?.I told him "As an African man, why do you own a car? Aren't you supposed to be riding horses"?.Now he's playing the "You don't have manners" card.
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@pengmanmodel And why is the same Environmental factors not making the gay turn straight?.Ffs, if you don't understand something, don't tweet about it. You won't die.
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I see this tweet is attracting some convos, but mother in pop terms, originated from the black LGBTQ ballroom scene. it's used to signify older members of the queer community, that are caregivers. (Mother of the house of. ) 1/2.
Mother is gender neutral.
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@_cheederaah_ All NG versions of social media were buzzing. IG, twitter, Facebook, blogs. it was a pop culture moment.
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I was packing foodstuff from home to school and just found out that the golden morn, I've been eating secretly, is what I'm supposed to take to school.
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