@feelsdesperate i want 500ccs of chipotle 18 times a day. pump that guacamole into my bloodstream with an ice cream scooper if you have to, this is america, build a better way

you should never reward an elephant for breaking down a fence. you should nail its feet to the floor and starve it until the fence will hold.

@Bonecondor tubby leaned. archimedes foul. six months in fat camp.

@airkatakana game respects game

@JamesOKeefeIII the FBI requested this feature to unlock encrypted phones of dead bodies

@Kateness8 sacked in the fourth quarter by jason baldoni

@vanillaopinions i think he’s the first vice president to ever do the job correctly, campaign for the continuation of the administration in the next election. other than voting on tiebreakers in the Senate, what else is there for a VP to do? message on behalf of the President.

@MrsButters if it’s true, why wouldn’t he say it?

at 5M i am no longer shitposting for free and this becomes a hell you can never escape turn off your phones. cast them away. do not let the demon escape

@Liz_Cheney @JDVance k but aren’t you objectively the biggest loser in the history of wyoming

@RoamingKam you did great. good job

@MedGold_ i forgot you suggested that last week. if i were not alexander, i would want to be diogenes

@PermSuspended @wanyeburkett well, we’ve established that there’s no solution that you like, so what do you propose?

@Noname64290116 @nmuk @toobaffled mass murder? yeah, i think it��s bad.

@EastEndJoe @DOGE the whole point of the super bowl is to project american soft power. its fighter jets, fireworks, giant flag, national anthem, budweiser and coors, rah rah rah, USA. of course the president should be there. you know who shouldn’t be there? taylor swift.

absent a sovereign wealth fund, yes, that’s the only option. (well, that and kill as many old people as you can with biologically engineered flu virus). if we had taken the deal that george w bush offered america, to privatize social security in 2004, not only would we not be talking about a bankrupt welfare state, we’d be sitting on trillions of dollars of assets. that doesn’t mean you can get that deal again, 2004 is gone, but it is to say, that’s the only model i’ve ever seen or heard of that would have resolved this matter to everyone’s satisfaction.

@DominikSklyarov @trikcode @aisleaime literally never been asked this once

@JHWeissmann SCOTUS must, and will, rule that all executive agencies are subject to the plenary Article II powers of the President.