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@GlassesSwirly

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@GlassesSwirly
Seasoned Detective Swirly Glasses
22 days
Pro tip: Even if your enemy is a bawling incohearent mess when they are tiny... never re-size them first... #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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@MelodyBurst A quality graph with taste As for that upper part... johnny bravos mom, Bunny
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@ChesAllenPDX @KATUNews A rather large object that luckily broke up into much smaller objects our atmosphere making a really lovely display.
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@GlassesSwirly
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Theres something about the ways a hand wraps around a small person as they are grabbed or picked up that is terribly underrated The way each individual digit slowly closes around you and embraces you. Even if it's slow you are far too small to do anything about it #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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@Wierd_o78033920 This feels like a parody Like someone is doing a spoof dub
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@GlassesSwirly
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@JSwayArt I just saw BOP and it was fantastic and i never once thought "AW GEE WIZ I WISH SHE WAS NUDE, THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS RUINED!" She looks great in the movie and not even in a sex way, and so does every other actress. If thats the only reason someone is watching, they wrong.
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@GlassesSwirly
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@oOoOOsounds @Lanathekitkat everything is so like... awkwardly real satire now. This is something you would have seen on a comedy sketch years ago but now... CANDIDATE 1: Serious, about the problems and issues CANDIDATE 2: HEY THERE KIDS WHO WANTS TO GO ON SOME WACKY RANDOM ADVENTURES! CHIKEM NUGGIE
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@GlassesSwirly
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In the mood for #sizetwitter betrayal stuff. Like tiny people trying to get big, then when one does get big they immidiatly turn on their friends or at least take advantage of their new size toward them Bonus points if they playfully destroy the means of resize in front of them
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@GlassesSwirly
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@jason_wilson @ChChellyMe The thing is, you know Americans. Telling them they shouldnt or cant do something, means there is going to be some "FIREWORKS ARE MY RIGHT AND THIS IS AMERICA DAY" person who will do it anyway. I hope there isnt because I dont want to see more pain for you all, but still.
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@GlassesSwirly
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@neomechanica Bubblegum crisis was so damn good. Never get this type of animation ever again, just from a unique time period
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@GlassesSwirly
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@ReverendClown Seeing vegeta have a genuine big smile is like the best most oddly wholesome thing ever and its 100% earned and deserved Respect
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@GlassesSwirly
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@DrNerdLove Imagine coming after Brendan Fraser of all people Man is a sweet cinnamon roll and should be protected
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@JaxBladeFitness Idk why but I love moments where the protag and antag have that moment of nutrality like the "I can give you a ride if you need" type stuff
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@GlassesSwirly
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@JSwayArt Plus no one is obligated to be attractive to to someone or appeal to everyone. Ewen Mcgreggor is cute but i dont hear anyone going "AW BUGGER WHY HIS CLOTHES SO MUCH ON! Why did they make him so unattractive!"
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 years
#sizetwitter I dont know why but I am thinking about that one time where the road runner and wile e cayote shrunk themselves and then with cartoon logic the road runner grew back but cayote didnt. And then just watched tiny cayote run around until he realized the size.
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@GlassesSwirly
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@AntTierGod @Scrungeesmall I feel like I heard something within sqishing range...
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
The bugs that are slowly unfreezing already and finding their way into my house is going to end badly for them. Some of them cant fly as of yet so they are just crawling out in the open on the floor... No mercy for flys and mosquitos in this house #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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@CorruptedCast @headwaregames Oh shit that one is really good. It's the equivalent of "you cant sleep when monsters are nearby" but you know what the "monsters" are in MC, HOWEVER with this your mind fills in the blank with "someone" as more terrifying things.
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@GlassesSwirly
Seasoned Detective Swirly Glasses
2 years
Friendly reminder that @Coffinpaws And @LurkingSize did it waaaay before it was cool back in February! #sizetwitter is a bunch of tiny POSERS! /s (I'm always happy to see size trends so this was a good time to repost 😋)
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@GlassesSwirly
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*shrinks you so small that you can go explore the secret mountain on the tip of a piece of led in a pencil* I hear there are unheard of treasures! Trust me😏 #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
I will consistantly retweet and like this one no matter how many times Twitter unlikes and untweets it
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 months
THE HEAD GRIP BETWEEN THE TOES AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
@Bornakang DAAAAAAAAMN what a fantastic response tbh You arent ugly, you just dont bring anything new or inspiring
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
ITS MILF TIME SHOW ME YOUR MILFS, YOUR MATURE WOMAN, YOUR AGED BEAUTIES! BIG, SMALL, IN BETWEEN! COME ON LAY EM OUT THIS IS THE MILF CHECKPOINT! #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 years
This really feels like a @MSquishers thing Like specific drinks having tiny people in them who's job it is to play it up for the customer. #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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@Bogswallop @vonjonsurfshop Imagine asking to be credited with something you made only for people to try and tell you, the creator, that your tiny name in the corner is enough credit and to shut up. I'm honestly sorry that it's that much of a task to just ask for credit.
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 years
At times I get stumped when looking for particular people or leads. But sometimes the hardest ones to find are right under your nose... or foot. #sizetwitter Beautiful comm by @RoyalwaffleNsfw 💜 Really love how they did the shading and lighting in this one. GO CHECK HIM OUT!
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@GlassesSwirly
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@GlassesSwirly
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HOLY GEEZ IT ME ON THE TV! #sizetwitter
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🔞🕷️Kayne🕷️🔞
2 years
Commission for @Lurkingsize featuring @GlassesSwirly
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@GlassesSwirly
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Colored version of the first piece, courtesy of @RoyalwaffleNsfw
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 years
@PirateCoop I remember various times driving at night and when a car would come along the opposite way with headlights ill often say "ah those lights are almost blinding" AND SOMEHOW if someones with me they will always say "wElL dOnT sTaIr DiReCtLy At ThEm" EYES BETTER IN DARK LIGHT BRIGHT
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@GlassesSwirly
Seasoned Detective Swirly Glasses
4 years
So because I am a broken record, I have to say THANK YOU like a billion more times to @guireyart for helping to finally visualize these two characters I have been working on for ages. Seriously I am so so so SO damn grateful for all your help and in love with how they turned out!
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
The prospect of someone accidentally shrinking you and then slowly building up the courage to tease you along the way is hot. Even more hot when they say "wonder how small we can make you~" while mischievously looking down on you. Protests from you or not #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
Seasoned Detective Swirly Glasses
3 years
@PocketpairGames Some of the comments here are hillarious with people finding reasons to hate it 🤣 Kids just chill out and enjoy a video game for being nonsense for once without over analyzing and over thinking it and looking for the next clout take. I'm saying that and I'm a detective!
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@GlassesSwirly
Seasoned Detective Swirly Glasses
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RT this again just to drive the point home that there are more swirlys out there in different universes... and one is a cosmic milf... the other is a stain now, but they were definatly something else before that!!
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@GlassesSwirly
Seasoned Detective Swirly Glasses
2 years
IRL fun fact about me The only bug I will go out of my way to squish or otherwise are mosquitos, more especially here where I live now because there are swarms of them and they just dont give up. Most every other bug I will leave alone, or catch and put back outside in some way
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
A gatcha game but it's just me shrinking someome and chasing them until I catch them and say "gotcha" Suppose the reverse also applies too... but so help me if I get to my own shrink device and shrink you while IM small... #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
Tired of the hard steppy Lemme get a soft steppy Just lovingly smother and grind on Feel the pressure and the squishyness and let it overcome every bit of the tiny But let them live to tell the tale Let them slowly become obsessed with being pressed against you #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
#sizetwitter Hero finally defeats the big bad by having a mage in the party shrink them down with powerful magic. They walk up to the now "small bad" and smirk as they see them get down on their knees, likely begging for mercy. Cont.
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
@cupTWOst "Even the babies are some of the most dangerous animals in the world!"
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROCHING.... please warn everyone and tell them to get to safety as I will probably be sitting on their houses or opening their roofs to check for whatever I concider to be clues... or your fridges... #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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@aibleuo I hope they keep the little SPIN TO WIN and rock paper scissors mini games when things clash or when you are trying to break your opponents super combo moves.
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@GlassesSwirly
Seasoned Detective Swirly Glasses
1 year
I will crush you if you are a mosquito in my home, you dont deserve to be here on my presence You may be able to fly & cling to walls out of reach, but so help me if i catch you, you will be turned to nothing against me If I could I would send you back with a message to the rest
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@GlassesSwirly
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@punished_picnic I have no idea why taking testosterone would increase the amount of laundry they would have to do 🤔
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
Each of you little weenies freaking out about this is damn hillarious
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@TiffGallowBFG @Artspam_ Hello mirror store? I would like 4 of your largest mirrors please... mind your own business that's why.
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 years
You know... everyone talks about making tinies give foot massages and stuff, but no one ever talks about giving tinies little massages. Imagine big gentle hands and fingers lightly gripping a tiny foot and firmly pressing and kneading their thumb on the tiny sole. #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
I can legally say Ara Ara~ tomorrow so #sizetwitter better watch out... because I'll be tired and need to put my feet up and take a nap...
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@GlassesSwirly
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@TacoBaco64 @googettaaa This ending always makes me tear up, in like a good feeling way because the end bit is so wholesome and lovely
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
Not putting your foot in the shoe for a while, so the tiny you threw in there can acclimate to the climate #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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OR OR DO DO THAT WE NEEE A RESURECTION BRING BACK GIANT HOLY WOMAN WHO WAS PROBABLY A BADASS
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Bob Chipman 😁 bobchipman.bsky.social
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Do. Not. Remove. The. Golden. Eye. From. The. Unnaturally. Large. Holy. Woman's. SKELETON. Please.
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@GlassesSwirly
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REVERE ME PRAISE ME! TELL ME HOW TALL I AM! OR ELSE!
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@GlassesSwirly
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@ruvenmb @headwaregames Eternal Darkness was an absolute gem of a horror game that I feel we will never get again with its sanity effects messing with you. Turning off your tv Deleting save data Glitching the game Messing with the volume Etc. A time when most TVs were the same so it hit every time.
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
TEN BILLION THANK YOUS TO THE CAPTAIN! 💜💜💜 This turned out so amazing and cute and wonderful! LIKE YOU KNOW THE FEELING WHEN YOU JUST GOTTA INVESTIGATE SOME INTERESTING LITTLE PEOPLE!
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CAPTAIN ARCHI 🔞
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[COMM] Tuesday, 7PM A day like any other. Swirly was stuck reading notes on her latest case when she heard a light pattering sound. A quick glance revealed all: a lil guy! #sizetwitter #giantess [This is a comm for @GlassesSwirly !]
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@GlassesSwirly
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@JTeddy11 @MakotoGoinNuts @SlowBias @0LilFlower0 shame we arent getting at least some cool cyberpunk tech and junk in our dystopia instead we just get all of the bad stuff with none of the cool in this game of life...
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 years
#sizetwitter True words
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@GlassesSwirly
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SO SINCE TODAY IS HUG A GIANT DAY MY ARMS ARE WIDE OPEN! COME ON ALL YOU TINY PEEPS GET IN HERE THEN WE WILL COLLECTIVLY GO FIND SOMEONE EVEN BIGGER TO HUG! #sizetwitter (Thanks to @RockoNewjeans for the amazing piece! And thanks to @El_Viejo_Rob for cheering me up with it😊)
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@GlassesSwirly
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I stopped and turned around and gave a defeated "... ok fine..." while being more flustered as i had to do a walk of shame toward her towering form. She reached down and smugly grabbed me and made a tease "now what was it (other friend) said about stepping on you... hmm~" Cont.
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@GlassesSwirly
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🎶I like big boys Iddy biddy boys🎶
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@GlassesSwirly
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#sizetwitter The idea to shrink yourself and resize to shout "supprise" at your friends birthday was a good idea. However you also seem to have grown your friend as well "Thanks for the gift~" They look down smugly as they tower over the neighborhood and make their way to town.
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@GlassesSwirly
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@PocketJuju @bowsciss As it should be Everyone needs to test you at one point or another~
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@GlassesSwirly
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Doing actual detecive work or hunting things down is very cathartic for me sometimes tbh and is a good distraction from other things This has been a true IRL swirly fact
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@GlassesSwirly
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HEY YOU FOOLS DOWN AT THE #sizetwitter R&D WHY ISNT SEPTEMBER - "STEP-TEMBER"! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR!
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@GlassesSwirly
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Being shrunk and then having someone playfully poke their toe around you as you try to scamper away, giving you enough time to run before cutting you off and giggling. They tell you that they will grow you back if you can simply defeat their foot. The game is a foot #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
SHWA IT ME And I'm being a little rough, but it's all for training I swear!!
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@GlassesSwirly
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2 years
#sizetwitter Imagine getting stepped on Like absolutly squished A whole foot just becoming your whole feild of view Absolutley pressed against a sole .... wonderful
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@GlassesSwirly
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3 years
OOOHHH NICE NICE NICE THANK YOU What a nice supprise!
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
@ReverendClown There is NO WAY that the 90s one is only 140lbs. She has some BEEF on her and I will not stand for this slander.
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
That is all, please go back inside your homes
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
Yall ever just see someones feet and think of size stuff (or they already do size stuff) and you just KNOW that if you were small or otherwise that you would instantly lose your mind and do so many things to anf for that person... Mind is full turned on right now #sizetwitter
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
My foot is always cheesed to meet cute lexi... over and over and over again~
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@GlassesSwirly
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Girl failures and boy failures are too tier despite being bottom tier at everything else 😋
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@GlassesSwirly
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1 year
Ok gang because I've been absolutly forced via blackmail and extortion and threat of taking away my glasses and putting finger prints on them... DO THE THING! #SIZETWITTER
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i’m going to be out for the day, so this seems like a fun thing to drop for when i get back :)
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