Kicking, flailing, swearing. Obviously I’m not allowed to swear so I get pulled to the nearest sink to have my mouth 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘺 washed out. Spend a few minutes in the corner with a soapy mouth, then back over the knee. Since I acted like a little girl, I get treated-