Remember, girls, he’s messy when:
1) He says he is
2) He says he isn’t
3) He won’t come when called
4) He makes this sequence of faces: 😕😣😖🤤
5) He grabs the back of his diaper
6) He makes grunting noises
7) He does the waddling cowboy walk
8) At 9, 12, 3:30, 6, and 8