Bill Hoffmeyer
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Aside from my kids, this song is the best thing I’ve ever made. I wrote this after sitting at dinner with my friend Dee, and listening to how her body said it was time to go, but she just wasn’t ready. Too many things to say and do, too much on her plate
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Let me make this very clear. Every coach, every staffer, every ballboy/girl and trainer who had ANY conversation with
#Connor
#Stalions
before, during, or after a
#michiganfootball
game needs to be immediately suspended, pending an investigation by the
#BigTen
and
#NCAA
This is
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You’re the president of one of the leading academic institutions in the country. You should start acting like it.
Childish.
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So, your coach just admitted to your program being a bunch of cheating Motherfuckers, and you think you should come in here and talk shit to people who were on the other end of your cheating? That you openly cheated against because you got tired of losing to them?
Get the fuck
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@JasonIsbell
I love your music, but I actually search you out for your political content. I like the way you think. Your moral compass, and mine, seem to be operating alike.
As for the rest of them, I guess we quote the great
@brandicarlile
and say “let em spin”
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Dearest
@Coach_Smith
I saw your interview with tBigTen Network today
@BigTenNetwork
Just a couple quick notes:
1) Courtney Hawkins. We need this guy like popcorn needs butter. Like the ocean needs the shore. Some kind of crap like that. We need him. Please.
@CoachHawk_5
2)
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Gold. Solid gold.
Think about it. Just think it out for a minute. One crazy ass message board geek, who got his dream damn job, is taking down the whole program.
#MichiganFootball
going down like your mom should have. Fucking. Fan. Tastick. (Please excuse my language)
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Take your time Henry. You have every right to check it all out.
My only advice is to remember that you are committing to an entire school. The experience at whatever school you pick will last with you a lifetime.
It’s not just football Saturdays. It’s basketball Saturday
Michigan State is still a strong consideration for me. I had a great first conversation with Coach Brian Lindgren and I look forward to getting to know him and the new Michigan State staff better. Thank you to my
@Xaverian_Hawks
coaches and teammates for helping me get to here!!
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I love my Spartans. I was cheering, and Motherfuckering.
Love and support this team. Hit the ice bath fellas. Get healthy.
Let’s turn this back around.
Who’s on the clock? Maryland? Fuck them.
Go Green
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I am a little over emotional today, please forgive me.
As many of you know, this is the Grand Dutchess Anastasia. She came to us directly from the hospital, at three days old. Her momma was our former foster kid. Once our kid, always our kid. Family.
We raised her as if she
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@RobGronkowski
@PowellAnalytics
This is the one I bitch about all the time. He comes in to make the hit with the shoulder. The head is incidental contact, partly because the offensive players head moves after he is hit, and sometimes it is because the offensive player lowers his head (as they are taught) before
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This is the way it’s done.
Thank you for the explanation, but none was needed. You are a bright shining star, on the field and off, and a perfect example for those who follow in your footsteps.
Struggles are part of the deal. I’m sorry that you have had them, but you will be
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You are either a Spartan or you are not. And if you are, you get up and get out, and support these kids and this program. Give them the full enjoyment of a stadium rocking. Help them get this W, because this will always be the one. And because they will carry it the rest of
As a fan, alum, or rival there is always going to be a next season.
For these players, there’s a finite number of opportunities to experience games like this.
Let the players, especially the seniors, get the full experience.
Don’t be a front runner. Let’s have some pride.
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A year ago yesterday I got a phone call at work. My wife never calls me at work. “(Nameless) had a baby”. Oh boy.
“Momma” was a former foster kid. And “always ours” kid. We kind of lost touch because she had been in a bad spot. Couldn’t get her out of it. And she wouldn’t
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Please, please
Please treat your people like you will never have the chance to see them again. Let your last words be kind. Love them. Show them grace.
My son is now dealing with a friend lost, to a god forsaken murder suicide by a parent. And in all of the tragedy,
Cont. 1/
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1) the NCAA plays by their own rules. They don’t want or care about your opinion. Or mine.
2) nobody cares how many teams you’ve had. If you want to be special, be Rutgers, Princeton, Columbia, or Yale.
3 “ just change your signs” it doesn’t work like that. This isn’t baseball
The NCAA cannot stop Michigan from competing for this title.
Michigan fans: DO NOT LET THIS STEAL YOUR JOY. Team 144 deserves better.
Other fans: don’t celebrate yet. This will take years to resolve & there are tons of outstanding?s
If you’re worried, just change your signs🫡
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@HeismanTrophy
@UMichFootball
@Pitt_FB
@OhioStateFB
@AlabamaFTBL
This is ridiculous and the
@HeismanTrophy
is a farce. Not having
@Kenneth_Walker9
as a finalist just shows that it’s a popularity contest. I’m sure im not the only one who will tune out all things Heisman from here on.
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Happy Steaksgiving Everybody!
I hope you are all having a great day. Thank you for being part of this amazing life. I’m thankful for each and every one of you!
THE LEGEND OF STEAKSGIVING:
Approximately 15 years ago, in the middle of summer, when we lived back in Michigan, our
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I’ve always been proud of Michigan State for who they are and what they stand for.
November 19, 1966:
@MSU_Football
won a national championship, but the team's most important legacy was its role in the integration of college football, changing the game forever.
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@PeteThamel
If they had went out and beat the brakes off Florida and Louisville, like that would have with their starting qb, then they would have been in. Not a doubt in my mind.
But they couldn’t maintain that level without him.
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@tonestradamus
@TheRealVtanna
I’m sure that Nick thinks about Kent State a lot these days. Probably has more to do with this than y’all my think.
i’m also sure that he thinks mostly about winning football games!
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Some of you already understand this, but the folks in the marching band put a lot of heart into their work. They work their asses off and take great pride in representing our school. Give them your vocal support and show up strong for them as well.
Thank you. Go Green
Good Morning Spartan Nation ‼️Your presence is being requested Saturday in 📍EL. If you can't find tickets, it would be great seeing you for the Spartan Walk and the Band marching into the stadium. Anyway we can support our team would mean the world to them. 💚🤍
Go Green‼️
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Sometimes you need to just stop. Pick up the baby. And let her lean against your face for an hour.
The kid can slow you down, and calm the brain down. And melt your heart.
#GrandDutchessAnastasia
#Dutchy
#Squish
#Grandaddy
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Took this one as we were getting ready to walk down the aisle!
Such a great day!
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This is so stinking cool! Thank you so much!
Also: the little things count. Those stamps are incredible. Perfect in every way.
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Just need to point out a couple things:
1) Billy Napier was born in Cookeville TN
2) I currently live in Cookeville TN
3) I’m a Gator
D) Billy Damn Napier is going to be the next coach at the University of Florida.
@FloridaGators
@GatorsFB
#AllYallPayAttention
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This game convinced even more that
@Kenneth_Walker9
deserved the
@HeismanTrophy
Shouldn’t have even been close.
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@BemusedSpartan
And the damn ref is looking right at it! How do you miss that kind of shit. While 90 is choking out Ken, 2 is over there bitching about being knocked off the pile. Chumps
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It’s a great day to be alive.
Spending time with the Grand Dutchess Anastasia!!
On the lap with Platapus/duck, unicorn/hippo and also on the lap but didn’t didn’t fit in the picture: firetruck, big green ball and lion king blanket. McCree posing behind us.
This is good
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@ChrisVannini
We should send Rutgers to every bowl game that has an opponent drop out.
Cinci drops out, send Rutgers.
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@Lynn_Henning
@dwags5
Yeah. No one is excusing or downplaying the kicking and helmet swinging. But the stadium security and event staff were supposed to keep the um players out of the tunnel and they didn’t. That part is on them, and on the players who didn’t follow the entry rules.
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Kidney stone pain kicked in at 1am. Fought it until 1pm and the pain meds were not solving it. Sucker must be stuck. At the ER, because my usual guy is an hour away, and local guy is out of office.
All is good. Kidney stones and
#PKD
suck! Life is good though.
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Please do not click the link. I’m sharing it so there is no confusion over what I’m talking about.
@MedcalfByESPN
and the entirety of
@espn
should be ashamed for this piece of fuckery.
And also: fuck you motherfucker. Why don’t you folks try to be real journalists and put
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@BrooksJ30
It is the way it works. See: tunnel incident. Suspended while investigating.
It works that way
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I wish you the best of luck Darius. Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be supporting you 100%.
I will still be hoping to hold on to you here at MSU, but I have to add that my guys at
@GatorsFB
could use a guy who never misses in the open field and hits like a Mack truck.
Just a ball player looking for the best opportunity. Wherever that may be.
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Congratulations
@NickMarsh_11
and
@MamaTron210
what a great honor. I know a lot of work went into this, it’s so well deserved.
2024 WR Nick Marsh get the call and becomes
@RougeFootball
’s first All-American! Congratulation,
@NickMarsh_11
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“He doesn’t travel well”. A thread
We moved to TN 15 years ago. As part of the move, we promised our kids that we would always go back to MI for Christmas. Fast forward to 2008, and we were headed back home in our van. Me, the lovely wife, the 2 daughters, and new foster kids 1/
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And to think it all started with the words “hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?”
31 years. That woman is a saint. No doubt about that!!
“Kelly and Bill, sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g”
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@PeteThamel
Contractions are hard. Or I guess they were hard when I was in grade school.
They will:They’ll
There will:There’ll
Probably should have bought a couple more letters and spelled it out.
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@reporterdavidj
@freep
This right here is the difference between a good um fan, and a normal um fan. We deal with a lot of normal um fans. I like the good ones.
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@BigRitt21
@3wolfcubettes
@AriWasserman
Then get them from tv. But instead, they actually sent people to games. And videoed the games. And uploaded and viewed the videos. And used them to figure out signs.
And….. I don’t know. It’s dizzying, at times, to deal with you all. All of you. Every one of you.
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@RyanEckley1
@OdellBretthamJr
I think it should not be lost in the rest of tonight’s madness that your tackle was not a typical “punters tackle”. That was well done!!
Thanks for giving us your best. Go Green. Always.
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Interesting article. Give ‘em hell Al.
@halleral
For a second time in a week, Big Ten athletic directors met with commissioner Tony Petitti over the Michigan sign-stealing scheme, encouraging action and giving him their support in any penalty decision, sources tell
@DanWetzel
and me.
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@Coach_Smith
Dearest Coach,
My personal priorities:
Retaining
@CoachHawk_5
@darienAharris
@HarlonBarnett
Keeping athletes in the fold, starting with:
@realdsnow
@thejordanhall34
Have a chat with
@MommaHall2U
and
@MamaTron210
they will keep you on track.
Go Green!
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Yo Rodney! November is National Adoption Month. You probably don’t remember, and that is fine, but your story had a huge impact on this fella. We adopted him out of Foster Care. He was the first of 24 foster kids. Him and his teenage mom. When she ran away, leaving him sleeping
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This is still heartbreaking. What an absolute shame to lose this bright light so early. She was a gift to us all.
#LoveLikeLacey
To our
#SpartanPrincess
@adorablelacey
, Happy Sweet 16 - precious, adorable Lacey! You will never be forgotten and I’ll always be your Crazy Texas Friend.
#DancinginHeaven
#LoveandLaughter
#LoveLikeLacy
#LiveLikeLacey
🌴🐎😎💚💖
#Spartan
LOVE forever
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We have all been living under “The Curse Of Bobby Williams” for two decades. I think it’s time to put that curse to rest.
Maybe, just maybe, Harlon IS the man for the job. The way he has held this team together has been special.
I will say this and stand by it: If
Harlon Barnett makes pitch to be Michigan State’s full-time coach
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“Cheat cheater, cheatercheatercheater, clap clap clap clap,clapclapclapclapclap”
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Can’t possibly put my appreciation into words. Thank you for being a Spartan and for never quitting.
You have the potential to be a Spartan Legend. I hope they put a staff together that put you in the greatest position to succeed. (And that you stay here to do that!). Go Green
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Rotator cuff repaired. Nerve block in no arm due to wear off at 2am. Not looking forward to that
Y’all have a good night
Pray for peace
Pray for the people caught in the middle of a madman’s power play. Pray for
@StevenDivietri7
&
@TomCramer1
because they are good dudes
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Headed home. New hip
#2
solidly in place. I’m letting
@MrsGatorBill
drive this time.
Thank you to all of you for thinking of me, and sending kind words. And prayers. You know, that’s pretty cool stuff. And I appreciate it more than I could ever express.
Much love to all
gb
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Go Green. Always.
.
@NickMarsh_11
makes it clear on the
@ThisIsSpartaMSU
podcast with
@JStray79
and
@JehuuCaulcrick
that he's going to stick it out with MSU and new coach Jonathan Smith.
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@OdellBretthamJr
8 by and the loses would have been competitive.
That’s not saying Mel is special. If Harlon was Coach since the end of last season, going into this season as THE hbc, I think we would have won’t 6-7. Maybe 8.
Consistency. Cohesiveness. Attitude.
Those are the things we
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@UteFanIvan
I’m glad you had a great experience! That’s what CFB should be about. Work em silly during the game, but pure hospitality before and after. And treat each other right during the game as well. But cheer yer asses off! Safe travels to all of you.
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And to think it all started with these simple words: “Does this rag smell like chloroform?”
Happy 29th Anniversary to my lovely wife. She must be crazy or something.
Working on 29 more.
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I had a meeting this morning with some Dookie clients. I think I was appropriately dressed.
#GoGreen
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This was the play of the game, in my opinion. This MSU basketball. This is how we do it.
This team has started slow, but I still think this is a special group. Go Green
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Went to see my kid at work today. This is always a good time. She’s so stinking amazing ! If y’all ever get to Nashville you need to stop in and see her.
@MoRose_Music
#Nashville
#LiveMusic
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He did it! He really did it!!
I’m so happy for this family. They have spent many years without the normal family structure. It’s part of the job of course. But for Steven to be able to spend 5 years in this program, for the team and fans to embrace him they way they have,
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Class reunion weekend. Always telling my old school. Lansing Everett Class of 1983.
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@Darth_Corvus_
How old are you? 12?
Do you even read?
I’ve stated over and over that I would rather lose with integrity than to have to cheat to win. And that’s what you did. No matter how you look at it, no matter how you try to spin, you had to cheat to win.
Go crawl back in your hole,
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After 23 more fosters, and one more without paperwork: 3 of them have adopted us and are permanent daughters. The rest are always family
We still are not done changing lives. Little things. Step out of your comfort zone. You can do it
#adoption
#fostercare
#HeDoesntTravelWell
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@colton_pouncy
I’m tired of “storyline” games. That’s a horrible spot for us to be in. Don’t like it at all.
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@MommaHall2U
@MSU_Football
@Coach_APoole
@PepJ52
@ThisIsSpartaMSU
@JStray79
@darienAharris
I saw someone go straight to Alante and then I saw that it was your son. YOUR SON! Isn’t that so cool when you see that all of those things you taught your kid have made him a great young man. You’ve done well. I’m glad he is a Spartan. And I’m glad you are a Spartan as well.
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Every year it is posted here, and everywhere else on line, that the “fans” need to be careful what they say and do online, because we may scare recruits away.
I’m respectfully asking the members of the media, those with credentials and without, to please lay off the recruits.
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That’s a pretty damn good weekend, right there. Congrats to all. Go Green
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In Lansing for the weekend. Hanging out at Corey’s Lounge tonight. Pizza at about 6pm. Yall come hang out.
My wife’s aunt passed away Dec 26th. The funeral mess for that amazing woman is over. Now just the memories and the sadness remains.
My brother passed away on Dec 28th.
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So, I’m going to be at The Swamp on Saturday for Floridas game against Vandy. It has been 40 years since my
#FirstFreshmanYear
And I’m taking my kid Dr LilGatorBill with me. She has never been there for a game. This will be amazing.
Also of note: Vandys punter was my intern
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Last day as this kids foster parent
July 1 is the saddest exciting day I’ve ever had. Happy for momma. She got life straight. In a hurry. Happy for baby, she gets momma. Happy that we get some rest
But I miss her already
Scheduled to babysit Wednesday!
#GrandDutchessAnastasia
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Ok. He’s fired. It sucks. And it sucks for more reasons than there is room on the internet to talk about it.
What he did was wrong and stupid and nothing excuses it. Yer a damn football coach and leader of men. Act like it
That said. There is a bar set for the next coach 1/
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Have these two ever been seen in the same place at the same time?
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Boys weekend. A trip to Alumni Band at UF. And just after this picture was taken “Dad, this has been the best weekend ever!”
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@Hogshead3Au
@WomensSportsFdn
@TeamUSA
@MagsGotSwag12
@Aly_Raisman
@USOPC_AAC
@SafeinSports
@MinkysHighjinks
@CoachTapp
@maryvharvey
@Erin_MA_Shean
@karagoucher
@HistoryRunner
@AquiRosemarie
@SenatorCantwell
Wow. Just wow! Some really shameful stuff in there.
Nancy, thank you for your complete and total badassery. My family wil always be standing beside you. In front of you if you need us to.
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My lovely wife is on the front page of the local newspaper, and no by had to die for it to happen!!
I would post the link but, paywall!
Front page, above the fold!! That’s badassery, right there.
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Wedding day. Time to marry off another one of those 26 daughters. This kid will always be special. Some people go through more in their lives than should be allowed. That’s Katie. So proud of her.
#Winning
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Why are we still rehashing last years fight. That’s stupid and lazy broadcasting. Go Green
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You know, funny thing about little brothers is that you kick them around, you beat them up every once in a while, you let them think they’re going to win ….. and it’s all fun and games until eventually that little brother grows up to be bigger than you are. And faster. And
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Snake bit. This team is snake bit. That’s all I can figure.
So many players out there making plays and playing their asses off. And then “clank”. Missed opportunities. It’s not because of lack of effort.
Go Green. Still behind my team. Fix these little issues and get points
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