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Experiencing Earth one Earthling at a time.

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Joined March 2023
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@GaryTheAlien44
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9 months
Gotta catch em all. They block when they cannot contend with reality.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@smalls2672 “This MUTHAFUCKA.”. Just say it, girl. We’ve got your back.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 year
@daostk @ElijahSchaffer It was also a choreographed fight.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@MuellerSheWrote I’ve been waiting for this for 8 years.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 I’m really loving watching this whole thing play out!. Love the new additions to the indictment, the new guy sounds MYSTERIOUS!. What are you thinking for the final act?. More surprise guests?.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@7Veritas4 Exhibit WY-257937572
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@CoffeyTimeNews LB: “I said to IMPEACH first! It was MY idea!”. MTG: “No-uh, No-uh! It was MY idea FIRST!”. Making America great again.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@MuellerSheWrote Of course they did. Everything about that campaign is fabricated and exaggerated. It’s all they got left.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MrsButters Tim Walz was walking his dog and saw your garage open so he “went ahead” and closed it for you. Your dome light was on, so he turned that off too.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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15 days
@messedupfoods You have to rinse them and blanch them. Restaurants don’t just dump potatoes into deep fryers.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@MuellerSheWrote So there was a guy with a gun within the same zip code as Donald Trump…. Got it.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 year
@MuellerSheWrote That’s number FOUR!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 year
@MuellerSheWrote “Documenting our crimes was the best idea EVER!”. -Kenneth Chesebro.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 month
Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
@TedLogan1010 @phone_booth_pod @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 Here you go, moron. God damn, how long did you look before you let your confirmation bias lead you around by your dumb nose?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 Thank you for writing it in plain English! . Very little legalese. Pretty simple case, outlined by solid evidence and I assume some riveting testimony. Pumped to watch it all go down!.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@UpdatingOnRome Eyewitness Books! I loved these!. Ever read this one?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
@MuellerSheWrote Enjoy the win!. So your family disowned you, SO WHAT?!. Have you SEEN the price of eggs?!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@MuellerSheWrote They got too excited about “Project 2025” that they didn’t even bother to plan out “Project 2024”!.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
Haha, the next few years are going to be ENTERTAINING at least. Know your UAP/UFOs people!
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@DonShulaCorleon
Don Shula Corleone
2 months
How are dozens of SUV-sized drones flying over New Jersey on a nightly basis and nobody in our government knows where they’re coming from or what they’re doing?. FBI, Congress, local officials - all baffled. And no one is even talking about it?. WHAT?!.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@thejackhopkins I think what you’ve described in the first part of your TWEET is called “Wire Fraud”.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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4 months
“iT’s cGi!!!”. Best compliment ever.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 Can it be this guy? Please?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
I’m so glad I’m off work this weekend. God damn this is gonna be fun to watch.
@Mctoon27
M C Toon
2 months
Landed at Union Glacier, Antarctica. No ice wall. No military turning people away at gunpoint. Turns out the flat earthers lied. You can go.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
@MuellerSheWrote My last shred of faith in justice went with that case. Pretty fucking disillusioned right now.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 I thought the judge told him NOT to crime. Silly Trump!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@MuellerSheWrote I will continue to say that she should blow off the press at every opportunity. Fuck em. “What have you done for me lately?”.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
@ComplexDigi @FlightEmergency HOW 👏 DO 👏 THEY 👏 LAND?.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 month
I’ll never not repost this.
@JohnnyD_cm
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@FTFEofficial With pleasure sir. The only greeting they deserve.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 Face-painting and balloons for mom!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
Flat Earth in a nutshell:
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@ToriatheistTori This whole thing works both ways.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@7Veritas4 Mr. Gwumpy Pants woke up on the wrong side of his diaper today.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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7 months
@MrsButters He looks like Kenneth Copeland.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 month
Went to take a picture of the earthshine on the moon this morning, and accidentally uncovered the GREATEST CONSPIRACY KNOWN TO MAN!!!. There are TWO MOONS!!!. Those photos were taken seconds apart. Second moon is FAST!. I have all the evidence I need right here:
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
Every flat earther on earth right now:.
@TrolliePolie34
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
@theliamnissan Are they really gonna dress like garbage for the next 3 months?!?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MrsButters Tim Walz noticed you left your sprinkler on, so he turned that off for ya. “No one likes a flooded garden!”.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@7Veritas4 @JudgeJeanine “Violent rhetoric”, you say?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MrsButters Tim Walz just messed up the punchline to a joke, and it was still HILARIOUS.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
Hey look, an airplane.
@KingZacha07
KingZacha07
2 months
THIS IS THE CLOSEST VIDEO ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN TO ONE OF THESE DRONES!!! WTF IS HAPPENING. WHERE IS AMERICA??? 😳😳😳#usa #NewJersey #newjerseydrones #dronesoverNJ #drones #DRONESOVERJERSEY
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@GaryTheAlien44
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7 months
@MuellerSheWrote You mean WILD SPECULATION isn’t the answer?!?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
@FlerfHerder We all know that these people are incapable of learning and changing their minds. Don’t tease them. Just kidding, go ahead.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 year
@7Veritas4 Are you sure this is real?. He spelled “STOLEN” correctly.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@strike_dr Stop it.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MrsButters Tim Walz grabbed you a slice of cake from the office birthday party.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@MuellerSheWrote He gets women confused ALL THE TIME.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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10 months
@flatsmackin The tan strips they are laying on are adhesive…. I promise you that if you did ANY diligence, you would know that.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
@T00ManyCommies @soFISHtication This is what’s known as a “false equivalency”. It’s not illegal to wear skirts. It IS illegal to house wild animals where he lives.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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11 months
Got outside. Took some photos. Nothing to see here. Except these photos. Jupiter with 4 moons! Look close at the planet to see #4. Hope you are all having a good Saturday!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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4 months
@EastEndJoe Or he could wave at NOBODY again…
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
@ComplexDigi @FlightEmergency That plane is about 2 miles away. Do you have a location where this footage was taken?.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@messedupfoods Don’t bake in those. Seriously, the aluminum and paints are not meant to be heated.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
@FlatEarthDaveX Bahahahahahhaa!!!!. Keep coping, you lying SACK OF SHIT. Didn’t you get INVITED TO GO?!. And now LOOK AT YOU! Crying like a little BITCH about green screen?. You are fucking HACK, Dave. A chickenshit HACK. And your bullshit app just got DEBUNKED. Cry more.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@BugsLaughter @CensoredMen Give me a break.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@Logically_JC It’s gonna get worse, John. How long have I been saying it?.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 I did a quick one last night. Thoughts?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
GO FIND IT, FLERFS.
@ThinkingAtheist
The Thinking Atheist
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MrsButters Tim Walz brought you left over pasta…. He always makes too much!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 year
@No_Curve Oh, I didn’t realize we were at THIS part of the FLERF cycle! This month has just FLOWN BY!. So, today we are talking about FOCAL LENGTH. Class, what is happening to the cat below?. Is he being stretched and compressed like an accordion?. Or is the photographer doing that?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@TestDummy04 He’s so serious about it, he snuck it into his morning jog?.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MuellerSheWrote You tellin’ me that a Presidential candidate can’t solve an 80 year old religious turf war in a summer?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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11 months
@DustyDevil19 I like to really annoy them by telling them that no human has EVER left Earth’s gravity, including the astronauts on the moon.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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4 months
Hey Twitter. I just wanted to point out that this type of idiocy has ALWAYS been prevalent on this platform. It’s easier to laugh off when they are talking about Flat Earth or NASA not being real, but THIS is where their heads are ALWAYS at. They cannot accept reality.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 year
@MuellerSheWrote Apparently people in Georgia like recording phone calls.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
There are good people everywhere! Even Florida!.
@CoffeyTimeNews
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2 years
I’m happy to see it’s not only pro-Trump protestors outside of Trump Doral golf course preparing for his court appearance in Miami tomorrow . #LockHimUp
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@GaryTheAlien44
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7 months
@MrsButters Just remind him they said the same thing in 2020z.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 The paranoia is getting real. Walls closing in. Strange computer happenings. Jewish space lasers. I think I know who is REALLY behind all of this!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@thejackhopkins You are free to have your religion. I am free to live FREE FROM YOUR RELIGION.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 months
THIS fuckin’ guy.
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@TedLogan1010
Ted Theodore Logan
2 months
They are definitely turning up the negative vibes! . Can you feel it too?.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
@MuellerSheWrote Yep. And they aren’t going to stop covering for him. Ever. The election may be on Tuesday, but America has a MAGA problem that will need to be dealt with.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@MuellerSheWrote What are the asterisks?. The times they turned that fat fuck’s microphone BACK on?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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7 months
@MuellerSheWrote YIKES. Conspiracy or not, that was some SLOPPY WORK.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MuellerSheWrote I hope they do one for EVERY SINGLE SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT he has. Keep that pressure on.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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And narcissistic.
@TheJJChandler
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@MuellerSheWrote @charliekirk11 I like the way they conveniently “passed out” in the first row…. And not ONE Secret Service agent tried to stop him?. REALLY?!?!.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@LibertyCappy Haha, there’s WAY more evidence of Stephen Hawking existing than god!.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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8 months
@Yovssovph @PicturesFoIder Is that how you learn things?. By someone forcibly taking something from you?. Huh. That’s tough.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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9 months
Hey look. Another NOTED post from my dipshit pals. You’d think they’d LEARN.
@BillSEsquire_11
Bill S. Esquire
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We went to the moon bro.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 month
@MajesticBison_ It absolutely is. This whole post is a parody of idiot conspiracy theorists.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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6 months
@MuellerSheWrote I’m so surprised. Guys are you surprised?. Wow. Surprise is me.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@3rddegreebyrn @7Veritas4 You are so very wrong. I care about this very deeply. This man disgraced our country, and you should be furious. You still have time to off-ramp. You don’t have to keep doubling down.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 Hell of a legacy to leave behind. A FUCKING CHAMPION. You know you are going out on top of the conservative right has ANY problems with you. Thanks Megan, for representing a large part of a great full nation.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@thejackhopkins I worked in restaurants for a long time, customer service now. I can read 9 out of 10 people before they even speak. 10 out of 10 after the first sentence. Everyone is unique and special. Just like everyone else.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@AJamesMcCarthy Siiiiiiiiiiick. So many good shots. There was one towards the end, a two stage shot of a nebula with a light popping up in the second shot…. What was THAT?!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@The_Kid2379 @pirate_preston @Padgriffin_ @jawnlegendary In what universe is it okay to tell someone to go grab something and then SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE when they do?.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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3 months
@MrsButters @levparnas And will that sway his base?. Of course not!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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1 year
@MuellerSheWrote “Guns with silencers”?. For real?. “Here’s you voter registration, and your assassination pistol, WITH complimentary silencer! Thanks for flying DEMOCRAT AIR! Don’t forget your gift card!”
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@GaryTheAlien44
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5 months
@shaunoftheglobe That NASA has put little projectors into all the telescopes to deceive the viewer. Absolutely insane.
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 TRY THE OBSTACLE COURSE!!!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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2 years
@7Veritas4 @7Veritas4 .You forgot to tell them about the COSTUME CONTEST!!!!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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“i tHinK wE shOuLd bE rEspEctFuL tO eaCh oThEr’s iDeAs, aNd hAvE mEaNingFuL cOnvErsAtiOns aBouT tHe wOrLd wE LiVe iN!!”
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@GaryTheAlien44
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@FTFEofficial I made a video.
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@MuellerSheWrote THIS fuckin’ guy?!?!
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@GaryTheAlien44
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4 months
@thefepodcast You have ZERO concept of scale, Dave. How many INSECTS are in this photograph?
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@GaryTheAlien44
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Well. It happened. I finally got under Dave’s skin. I’ll let Captain Ahab sum up how I feel tonight. Die, White Whale.
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