RT @MorganE07969703: Hello Graeme we understand you aren't keen on Pompey. We love the place! @GMHSoton @SilverAlso

@Shiv_who_burns Goeth the green grocer; cometh the velociraptor!

@MorganE07969703 @SilverAlso I'm afraid I can't help you with that.

@Shiv_who_burns

@theospreyuk @HoneybourneFarm Best news I've had all day.

@SilverAlso Anyone who can afford to take me away from all this *gestures theatrically in the vicinity of Portsmouth & Southsea station*

@QcWynter

RT @ArmandDAngour: “Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast”. —The Queen in Alice Through the Looking Gl…

@HoneybourneFarm @SimonLevack

@speckled_jim2 @history99917180 Has the bruising started to subside yet?

@SilverAlso @yuanyi_z She's an absolute ghoul.

@HXValley @AdolphusSpriggs I don't think he was holding on to anything rather than letting go of something.

@Shiv_who_burns No wonder the house is so cold.

@Shiv_who_burns @SilverAlso

@SilverAlso I've never met anyone with such a consistently poor internet connection. Every single time something needs to be emailed, the connection has a fit of the electronic vapours.

RT @TheMonologist: The late great LESLIE NIELSEN and his legendary fart machine. He was born 99yrs ago today in (Regina) Saskatchewan - Ca…