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@FritzVonMayhem

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I’m just an everyman trying to halt the decline of Western Civilization by reinforcing what it means to be a good man, husband and father. I wrote a book on it.

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Like the based hot takes, musings and absolute gobbledygook I post? You're in luck; I also have it in Kindle and paperback form. But seriously. Fritz in book form is even more remarkable. If I do say so myself.
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@pearlythingz Once the government stepped in to support single mothers, her parents stopped intervening and protecting their daughters from the bad boys. Before, a woman who FAFO became damaged goods and her marriage prospects dropped dramatically due to her poor choices. It was the parents
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@moonbeamdreams_ To be fair, learning a language is awesome. And a flex on the monolingual. My immediate household has speakers of Portuguese, French, Romanian, Russian and Spanish.
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@Stoic_Father Probably to be more patient. “Their timeline is more important than yours.”
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@SpiritedSparr0w Property taxes are an abomination. Income tax is right behind that.
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@6Voodoo Never before seen scenes from the Korean War
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@FoundationDads Yes. Build a respectful base for behavior by: 1. Clearly communicate expectations and consequences. Even children get it. 2. Be present, consistent and follow thru 3. Give praise when earned 4. Make sure they know you love them always but certain behaviors are disappointing 5.
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@ScottAdamsSays Can confirm. Diversity hires are destroying tech. Everything is in atrophy because of the they/thems and meritless-based hiring. I was on the hiring committee for a 10 billion dollar business unit in an unnamed tech company. Failure was endemic to their quotas.
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@krrawn Nonalogue
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@feelsdesperate lol. Hallucinations for thee, but not for me.
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@RepJohnCurtis Ugh. Disappointed. It's a money laundering scheme.
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@SpiritedSparr0w Daycare is traumatic for kids, and it amounts to a repeated abandonment experience inflicted daily. Sadly, it is often done for unnecessary reasons like extra material comfort or pursuing career goals. As time progresses in the daycare machine, the tendency is to put kids in
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@JWhitebread1 Yup. I had 30 years in tech at companies and with products you know and use. I worked with Gates, Jobs and a bunch of others. None of it really mattered compared to being a dad. I refused to move beyond Director because all I saw was unending hours, broken families and
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@Brian_Sauve Better nutrition. We did much better than most, but we still allowed a lot of fake food in the door.
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@AdamLaneSmith They really don't want to bossbabe. It's an act for the other ladies because it is ultimately unfulfilling. And they know it. They really want a traditional dude, they just can't admit it.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 A garbage can. Fried in old seed oils. Full of sugars.
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@valdombre Can you imagine how crappy their country of origin must be to make Canada attractive. Canada is lost. Good only for leaving.
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@alpharivelino Clowns. All I see are clowns.
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A fine group of goons, trads and other philosophers spouting truth. And maybe a nitbof nonsense. Cheers, frens. Keep inspiring us with your hot takes!
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@5MinuteBody Absolutely roasted in the comments. Look, I’m all for meat. It’s 90% of my diet, but some blueberries and an apple are fine for many of the reasons outlined in the comments. Thanks to the commenters for a variety of good takes.
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A weekly thread on books you should have already read. This week:
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@HC_Richardson @joshtpm @TPM Wait she wrote this in 2024? Hahahahhaha. We see thru you, hack.
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Shout out to the chads, based bruhs, goons, trads, anti-feminists, gun-appreciators, philosopher kings and all round good peeps. Powder dry and all that…
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@KeenanPeachy My last kid was bullied by teachers in a blue state because he wasn't rabidly left-wing. They'd call him out and reward kids for piling on with candy. Obnoxious stuff. He was a tough kid and actually liked being called out - he was always a fighter and would engage for fun.
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@stillgray NPR is a joke. Defund. Most veterans in the NPR machine lament its transition to an advocacy group rather than journalism. From a recent article from a disenchanted newsman: “Race and identity became paramount in nearly every aspect of the workplace. Journalists were required
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@Babygravy9 But my moral bettors assured us that fat, ghey and giggling in ones underwear is attractive to women.
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@mattmua72 Shove thst plandemic sheet up yer keester. Never again.
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This is a fantastic group of peeps - laying down truths, pissing on the deserving, and standing tall. Honored to learn from you all.
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@BattleByrd @WarPath2pt0 Overlapping semi auto is for the streets
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@Rothmus Please stay in the cities. ❤️ rural people
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@RenOfMen Fantastic. Put to words some ideas I’ve long thought…
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@FischerKing64 A travesty. Reminds me of that commie guy who just sixed himself complaining that he couldnt get a job because of DEI. Welcome to the party you threw for us all, jacksss.
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@jacob_allee You missed the point. Paul is an Anti-Hero and as a political speech writer, the author knew a thing or two about narratives and fakery.
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@LibertyLockPod Just replied to someone else about all this. On the (admittedly grim) plus side, we got to see what our leaders/fellow countrymen were made of. Liars, frauds and cheats on the one hand. Scared, easily intimidated losers on the other. Will accept a donut to betray you and
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@wayofftheres Hansen 🔥quote: “Democracy had a way of coalescing the weak into malleable blocks. Anemic men would do anything to feel safe, throw away any freedom for security, give up any power over their own destiny for an easy crust of bread and a soft blanket…”
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I had a guy I know I'm the neighborhood admit to me he called 911 and they came and changed his tire. In front of his whole family. He did say the cop made fun of him. The message sent to his wife and children…
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Modern men can't change a tire Modern women can't cook Where did we fxck up?
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@DannieD01 Lol. from somebody who looks like this..
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A really fine group of non-tyrants, neer-do-wells, and big-brained jimmies. Hats off to each you for another great week in the ideological trenches, saving the world from sociopaths.
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@BowTiedGatorDDS Ozempic will turn out to be a nightmare for those who chose the easy route instead of getting their diet and exercise regimented right. It’s the pansy way. After the last 4 years, who trusts big pharmaceutical companies anymore. Mark these words.
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@Cernovich Hahahah. These guys… Fathers who don’t father are losers.
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@DrPaulOffit Lol. Seemed sketchy from the start. Like Dec 2020. Novel tech. Rushed to market. If you didn't pause, you are not the brightest bulb in the pack.
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@wayofftheres @kristina_wong Yeah, that's it. Oh maybe its this guy.
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@thefemturned Amen. I look back on all phases as awesome - poor students, young parents, teen parents, grandparents - we’ve built it all together. Kids are meant to teach you unconditional love and how not to be selfish. You can imagine what people who get used to always indulging their
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Cherish this time. You woke up for another day in a fantastic country. Hug loved ones, spend time together and be present.
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Raise a glass for them. Cook meats. Gather with family and friends. Be awesome. They’d want it that way.
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@santori_lisa @rebelEducator The commies out themselves
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Sunday Roll Call
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@Rothmus They making trannies run thru minefields now? That seems a bit much…
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@phil_lyman @RowanBryans My entire family of 8 voters just dropped our ballots. Buh bye, Govenor Pronoun
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@MarketPalmer_ Daycare is a scam. Your little one will suffer repeated trauma from you abandoning them everyday for something that probably does not matter. Attachment disorders are for life. Why turn them over to a system with high turnover and people who make min wage?
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@lawrencekingyo Canada is only good for leaving.
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New sticker on the back of the van. @Brushbeater Joins @wayofftheres @DissidentSlaps And a hat tip to Harding’s desert rats fighting Rommel…
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@GhostWealth_ The haters are wrong. Rites of passage have always been done in this way. Weak men will complain, and many women will emote; ignore the cries of the peasants.
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@SantsPliego @NewFounding Commies gonna commie… Believe them when they talk methods.
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@Rothmus Imma quit you.
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@actionxander I love how these types of illustrations make it seem like all native tribes were unified and not colonislizers and slave owners themselves.
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@joshsilentmode Fiest , eating real, Whole Foods. Second a regimented and consistent exercise program - cardio and weights. Lots of walking. A few recent studies bears this out: “Physical activity is highly beneficial for improving symptoms of depression, anxiety and
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@dustintate This is beautiful. I treated a few kids poorly. I also was targetted a time or two. I love your responses. 💪💪💪
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@thebombchad @Rich_Cooper Marriage is awesome. Been married 30 years and it’s been fantastic.
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@servetus Groomers about
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@ZubyMusic Resisting the COVID psyop is one of my proudest moments. Not one jab. Saw thru the extensive manipulation and garbled “science” early and lost a much of my faith in institutions and people who caved for diktat or a donut.
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Like this feed? Then consider my book now available in Kindle and paperback:
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@mindfulmaven_ Fat. Which generally implies weakness. Neither lead to good things.
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@ArmandDoma Haha. He/they. Food insecure. Of course. Pathetic.
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@carolinegleich We don't need another squish who votes with Dems. Tell me where you land on gun control. That tells me most of what I need to know.
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@Senior_Athlete2 @William_E_Wolfe Lol. Marriage and children are the opposite of prison. You hate yourself and fear hard work
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@rebelEducator The government schools are poison for our children. We used to be able to counter the propaganda. I’d have frank discussions with my kids all the time about the overt manipulation that was going on. But in the last decade it has become a tidal wave of degeneracy and lies. I’ll
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@Sulliview My hope for your plane
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@KonstantinKisin Fatherhood has been the most important thing I did besides marry a fantastic women. Raiding my four kids was the most important thing I've ever done - it's hard, selfless and expensive but worth it.
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@ChrisHarrisKC Lol he worked for Kamala Harris. How unserious can you be?
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@KeenanPeachy And we still ran into it in a red state. The estrogen mafia’s attachment to wokrness is almost universal. They are entrenched in education.
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@0x49fa98 As with the childless trend. Let them metaphorically immolate themselves out of the gene pool. We of the “multiply” tribe just shrug and go back to replenishing the earth with our superior genes.
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@HernandoGalle13 @AmiriKing You make a good point. They make the sacrifices to staybst home as painful as possible. I weep for those mothers (and their babies) filing invoices in a cube because of our parasitic government. I judge those who think they are self-fulfilling and sacrificing their children to
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@sovereignbrah @TooManyCheefs This was a better statement of your position than the lead 😂. Indeed, what we call Judaism today is a mutation of what was practiced in old testament times. It's called apostasy, and it happens. We seem to not be able to leave truth alone and continually muck it up with the
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@JWhitebread1 A Mexican restaurant in Moab did this to us in 2008. Our group of 5 guys who ride there 2-3x a year have not been back since. That’s probably a loss of 4K in food we ate elsewhere. All to save $10 bucks in syrup over that same time.
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