Fraddam Schnussein
@FreddieSchnertz
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Father. Husband. Vet. Mother. PHD in Constitutional Politics. circumcision survivor. swiftie. florida sober. smart. affluent in 4 languages. K Rico! he/him
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@PiesanosSFP
I’m the manager of PiesanosSFP sister location off Archer. Mr Flair was being drunk and disorderly. He woo’d directly into a blind grandmothers face. After being confronted he picked up furniture and swung it menacingly. We love Ric. But he was booger’d
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Nope it’s true. My niece is the second lieutenant clarinet. She was there. She said Coach Prime spiked a ball directly into a tuba causing minor injury
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@ProHulaHooper
@anylaurie16
Sometimes, when ppl see a genocide going on, they say something about it
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@AbeBresn
@David_Leavitt
@ThisIsKyleR
The Wisconsin governor can’t just “disarm” ppl. This is misinformation
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@iceebuffalo
@DeionSandersJr
Duh that’s why I’m reporting it
She said the injured tuba guy is a bit porky and didn’t press charges because they offered him first dibs at the media catering table. No bs, the band was pissed
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@2manyjoshes
@historyinmemes
Correct apes have no opposable thumbs so they literally can’t make a question mark. Jane Goodell (Roger’s mom) wrote a book about it
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@ellie_hen
@NoCapFights
Wrong. This happens on fishing boats when a team member forgets the weed
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@DmitriBraverman
@Bud_Light309
@culturaltutor
This checks out. I’ve never seen a Centaur in a lifted F250
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@TerceraVenida
“China forces Uighurs to do risky secret space walk”
“China does secret space walk over Straits of Taiwan”
“Chinese cosmonauts eat baby capybaras during secret space walk”
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Curious. Here’s the libsoftiktok ghoul defending Dave Portnoy.
I’ve never liked Dave. Seems like a first rate elitist piece of shit. Do you really believe he bought Barstool back for a dollar? Wow, what a businessman (fart noise)
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@psspsspsspsps
@HVACFamous
Because the other cowards think the cops will protect (and not hurt) them
Makes sense. Ppl who live in constant fear need something to cling to (authority)
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@nandtpolitics
@jules_su
This really sounds like something an XX would say. You should get tested
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@FalconryFinance
I have Malaysian friends that say a lot of Malaysians are heavily influenced by Ian Miles Cheong. They’re surprised hes allowed to run his anti government propaganda campaign
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@esjesjesj
I can’t figure out why Elon, a centrist, is always capin for RW chuds. This new centrism is confusing
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“The Chinese are better at doing what we do and Americans will buy their shit bc it’s more affordable. Free market blah blah”
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I'm 37
Snook season just opened
(FL's most coveted inshore fish)
Skipped work just to fish
But I practice catch and release
And I wear a mask
This big breeder gets to live
The right absolutely hates this
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@debruehe
@andy_xor
@Kimberl69490204
@theserfstv
After a midday rain last week, a beautiful rainbow appeared. I instantly grabbed six peckers and started sucking.
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@BambxisForest
@ElBartoArmy
@RobertSkvarla
@conzmoleman
Someone gave him a bike to get rid of. You know just to put in the van to get rid of
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@David_desJ
I mean, she barely had time to set up multiple cameras. She’s lucky she got outta there
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@AFMIII007
@AngelaBelcamino
7% of the vote and 6th place is doing something?
Lil bro maybe sit this one out
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@forceonatr
@stillgray
Kinda undermines your point when you clearly know nothing about your example
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@dellcam
Pffft. This can’t possible be true. I keep seeing too many tweets about how we are a constitutional republic. Our rights are guaranteed! These clever gents were very adamant. No way this could happen in a constitutional republic.
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@PainBroisioned
@mr_mxyplyzyk
@Whatapityonyou
Imagine how adolescent your brain has to be to post a pic of a role playing ex gf to score clout from the boys
This is the same brain that thinks twitter is far left bc trans folks dare to exist
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@davenewworld_2
@Steve_Shu
This is terrifying. I was planning to use the house cat as emergency toilet paper. Sure, it won’t be easy. But it’s self cleaning.
Now I learn I will have to eat the soiled cuddle bully! FML
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@AMatuszeski
@parlertakes
If you can stomach watching the 18 min clip he released pumping up this garbage, you’ll find he answers your concern.
‘God doesn’t have a timeline for miracles’ -loose quote
Also, ‘China hacked the machines for Joe bc he’s a Communist’
Big if true 😂🤣
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@ManMoulder
@icono_clastic
@Theholisticpsyc
@DanBennett383
Question; if modern men aren’t masculine enough, when were they? the 80’s? or way back? or what?
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@dei_gratia_zack
@Voytekgotyahftw
@PicturesFoIder
Pepper these folks don’t know they can actually swim directly after eating
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I’m not here to blame anyone for a natural disaster but you only had one job
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@VoteRandyFine
@UF
I thought cancel culture was woke
You want a professor fired for writing something down?
😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@FalconryFinance
My mom has decided when confronted with the absolute truth, it’s better to ignore it and double down on some shit she heard as a kid
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@set71374
@the_MOXIE_way
@borg2porg
@ZoraBora9
@Bug_Hall
@_semperfemina_
@KylieD87
Pretty sure real jesus was a member of the Black Panthers Party. He got too big and the fbi took him out. Romans are the scapegoat
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@kareemjeanjr
@mcuban
If this was a trump voter …it would have to be Vance’s kids for this to make sense
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@VoteRandyFine
@GovRonDeSantis
Weird that you think of college kids protesting as Muslim terrorists
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@DCGotTheWall
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@mr_lobb
God damn right there is buddy
medium rare
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He doesnt miss. Crazy consistency. Incredible how he flip flops like a politician. Piles of bad takes
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@shamu_sam
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This was played in Japan. Everything goes the other direction south of the equator (Coryholeis effect)
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@FalconryFinance
Same. I’ve been circumcising bull pelicans so they don’t get made fun of in the locker room
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@Jbanklestankle1
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Kinda makes ya wonder if it doesn’t matter who wins. Almost like both parties work for the same donors (and not us)
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@ChrisLB1977
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@PiesanosSFP
That’s fair I get that a lot. “Freddie why aren’t you modeling?”
I’ve worked in Hollywood and I’ve walked red carpets in Milan. But Kat Williams is right. I dislocated my jaw “auditioning” and no one wanted me anymore
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@3YearLetterman
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Does Meemaw still have to wear an ankle monitor while on Talladega Super Speedway property?
Sure, flashing Awesome Bill from Dawsonville Elliot on the backstretch caused the “big one” in ‘92. But that lead to many safety innovations we have today
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🚨Florida man screams like girl🚨
Just had a wolf spider loaded with babies climb directly onto my naked foot while in my bedroom drinking coffee. The cat unbothered, I grabbed a broom and found mama spider on my bed. I hit the spider and babies are fucking everywhere
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If you listen to episode # 22, this will make sense.
I don’t think it’s as bad as our favorite convict made it out to be.
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@dougdirt24
Booooo! Boo this tweet and boo Moustakas
Yes I am ashamed of myself and my family. But that’s unrelated so
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@nikstankovic_
Here’s my specific Q for them
Genocide? Ok, where are the mass graves? Show me the satellite images of mass graves in XJ.
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When it gets cold enough our local sea cow population likes to huddle up in one specific canal.
~masculine urge to snuggle a manatee
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@93Purp
@ChairladySpears
@nypost
I thought this mf just had a weak pull out game. It seemed to fit. But this IVF stuff really got me thinking he’s been watching too much tucker and is fighting GRT.
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Lemme tell YOU what’s wrong with kids these days
It’s Uncrustables. These frozen bastards are delish. Sure. You literally can’t make them. But back in my day kids weren’t pussies. We had to cry to get mommy to cut the crust off our bread. Those hard times built hard MEN
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Breaking 🚨 Dr Ruth the Danish sexpert lady has passed away
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@AngelaBelcamino
Welcome back to the sunshine state!
The Villages is a rough area. The Hells Angels are headed that way to oust the current MS-13 regime that’s taken over. Mucho suerte
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Am I the only idiot wondering if the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce can be partly credited to the Epstein stuff?
I mean, ain’t that an awkward conversation to have with your wife?
“Honey, I didn’t know he fucked kids! I swear!”
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I’ve smoked crack numerous times.
I’ve smoked crack with lots of different ppl.
This Mike Lindell (My Pillow guy) is making us look bad.
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@2manyjoshes
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Sometimes it’s not the drugs that get you it’s the dirty needles
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@CanEvange
@thot_grimes
Unfortunately when my fam says they don’t like minority governments, it has a completely different meaning.
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Not trying to be an asshole here
Is anyone else getting Bert Kreischer’d out? Aren’t celebs aware of over saturation? Dude seems like the most likable guy ever. But I’m long past the point of wanting more.
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