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If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. Give a man a mask, and he will show you his true face. Blue. Through and through. Dworkin 7
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Yeah smash it down hun there's no need for it to be there then you could have a nice big waldrode. 😏
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@desertrose1969
There have always been but we kept them indoors. Nowadays nobody shames you for being thick as shit and they walk among us.
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@SarahDuggers
The shocking thing is the shoes on the sea bed don't disintegrate but the bones inside them do. It's all about which organisms eat what. Nothing down there eats leather, apparently. Iron? Yes.
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@RevRichardColes
My Mum is currently upstairs in bed treading that line between life and death. She's had enough. Palliative care team doing what they can but she's sick of the wait now.
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@23Mork
@MikeGilyatt
The daughter is in PR and knew that lockdow meant her income stream dried up.
Behold. Daddy to the rescue.
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@PoliticsForAlI
At the 3 hospitals in my trust, 67% are fully vaccinated and that's been the stat for weeks and weeks now.
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My Mum used to do the lottery for our local hospice. They made it possible for her to die in her own bed like she wanted, so I took her numbers on. Just an extra £2 a week on top of my donation.
I just had a call from them. One of her lines in my name has just won £7,000.
😍
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@DrJessTaylor
Mate (vegetarian) went on a lads' weekend to Blackpool. Asked the chippy if they had any vegetarian items "we've got chips"
"Well what about a healthier option?"
"We could do you a few less chips"
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I see Scooby Doo.
If you're right-brained, you'll see a fish.
If you're left-brained, you'll see a mermaid.
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@Pandamoanimum
I maybe did things wrong but I read the guidance that said you could provide care for the vulnerable during lockdown and designated my 84 year old Mum as such a person so I could visit her.
No way was I letting this shower tell me I couldn't see her.
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@JesusRoIe
Does being a shareholder mean he can come and have a free look at our Champion's League trophies without having to pay for a Stadium tour?
Bargain if so.
No touching though.
Only winners get to touch it.
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Someone who adored him knitted that gorgeous little outfit. What a beautiful boy x
11 February 1943 | A transport of 1,000 Jews deported by the from
#Drancy
camp in German-occupied
#France
arrived at
#Auschwitz
. SS doctors sent 77 men & 91 women to the camp. The remaining 832 people were murdered in gas chambers.
Among them was Henri Latowicz. He was almost 3.
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@drfrocester
Where do you work, sweetheart? Because 68% of patients in my trust hospital are double or triple jabbed. The dichotomy is startling, isn't it?
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@4realzian
@LabelFreeBrands
Gut instinct. Some things, people just put our hackles up.
Sometimes it's a nice guy and we're wrong but a lot of the time we're spot on.
And giving the benefit of the doubt can have deadly consequences.
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Found out today my Granddad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody's taking it harder than my Grandma.
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@Xanthip28429540
@simonmaginn
@2damntrans
Sinks in the cubicles is fantastic. When I still had the world's most appalling periods that would've made being out and about so much less stressful. Instead of people thinking I'd just been performing messy surgery without gloves on.
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@AlanPar46565002
My Mum used to teach adult literacy and the first handwritten Christmas card from a previously illiterate young woman was one of the best things she ever got.
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Ant just shouted "fish that out the bin you fucking Scouse cunts" and I couldn't be more proud 😂😂
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@blablafishcakes
Wait til they find out the last time she tweeted about the death penalty or school shootings!!!
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@DatCatDer
@SanchezMamacita
I find it hard to believe that is an actual woman.
I've had to rinse blood off myself when my fibroids flooded, literally empty blood out of my shoes.
Thankfully I was in a hospital and it was only nurses in the staff loos.
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@fesshole
My mate fitted a safe at his house when he was married to Renate. She made small talk and my friend said "yeah I fitted another safe in his flat last week"
"What flat?"
And that's how Renate found out he had a flat for his boyfriends.
Oops.
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@drjanaway
The form also asks me I I've ever sold myself for drugs or money. I manage to say no without being a massive screaming Wendy about it.
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@Twitter
I promise rap gone. Gone where? What does she want me to take off for her? I'm confused.
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@Nigel_Farage
@pritipatel
Hope they all land safely. Do you ever reflect on how lucky you are that an accident of birth means you'll never know their desperation?
No?
Thought not.
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@EmilyGorcenski
She's not a billionaire because she's given a huge amount of it away to charity otherwise she would be.
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@Andythefireman
@desertrose1969
"Is London a country? Look at me I'm thick as shit!" Almost proud of it they are. Gets you a stint on reality telly, being as thick as a submarine door.
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@cache_pas
And to Polish ladies who die of sepsis after their baby dies inside them because they can't have a medical termination
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
I hope you don't get fibroids like I did. As if endo wasn't fun enough. Dropping fist sized clots in the shower and ruining the car seat on a 15 minute journey is NOT the one.
Thank Dog for perimenopause.
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@sally_hines
@paulgarb54
I want fewer kids fighting leukaemia at Great Ormond Street. I do not want to murder the ones who are.
You see?
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@Waterstones
Will the blue-haired book police be allocating books or can the recipient choose their own?
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@NadineDorries
This is taking "but they all look alike to me" to a level I didn't think possible.
I'd congratulate you but it's horrendous and you know it.
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@Livetradingnews
@jayapathak_
Don't be a bellend. I work in pharmacy and we get abused all the time.
Usually by dentally-challenged knuckle-draggers like yourself.
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@Zarah_BukakeMP
@Prof_Umbongo
I know a lad who had cancer of the penis at 18 and had a penectomy. Hasn't got one anymore. He's still a man, but then he was one in the first place.
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@WessexWebster
No way! God they really don't like your reality do they? Funny how they preach "leave people alone to be who they are" until someone else wants the same.
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Beheaded schmeheaded. They didn't die peacefully in their fucking sleep did they?
Israel's propagandists falsely claimed that Israeli babies had been beheaded on 7th October.
This never happened.
This lie became a key justification for a genocidal onslaught which has killed so many Palestinian babies, it takes 14 pages to print out their names.
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@SpillerOfTea
@JacquiDeevoy1
I've got Blood in the Semen's first album and the Peel sessions.
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@AlonWoofPro
@Kelly2Nancy
@UKGayEquality
Listen, cosplay all you like. I don't care. Just don't make me say you wearing a sparkly cardy makes you the same as me.
Hope this helps.
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@simonharris_mbd
We had a scary meeting at my son's old school "how to help your child survive SATs" so I went along to it and asked the teacher "if my son has the worst day of his life and totally tanks completely will it make a difference to his secondary school"
The answer was no. Funny that.
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@nickdhurt
@DawnButlerBrent
@UKLabour
That went right over your head, didn't it, chief? Bless your heart.
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@amylwx
@heavenlyblue007
I used to love that working for Boots people coming in for a refund of one item on a 3for2 and being told they needed to bring the other free thing back too if that's what they wanted.
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@imshanereaction
@NadineDorries
And cuts to services for SEN kids, of which she was one.
Talk about pulling up the ladder.
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So anyway Ant smashed his A levels and got into his first choice uni.
That is all.
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@SovereignDread
@Minignu1
@BBCNews
What level of dishonesty is acceptable in coppers then? If biscuits are OK, how about a colleague's lunch? Fiver from their purse? On the sliding scale where do you sit?
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@MittenDAmour
Can agree. Got this lad from a friend whose other cats were making his life a misery nearly 2 months ago. He makes everything better.
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@suzanne_moore
Yeah none of them are sex offebders but 97% of us have sexually assaulted. That one bad apple must be bloody busy.
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@Pingosaurus
We have it 18 in the pharmacy to keep the pills cool and all the younguns are freezing. I, a 52 year woman, with a fan pointingat me as well, point out that I can't take anything else off but they can layer up.
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@DisabledJess
Wow. You're the first one I've seen actually admit that it's just cosplay.
I'm impressed and appalled in equal measure.
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@CllrKarenPower
When women feel unsafe it's bigotry, when cosplaying men feel unsafe action is taken. I see.
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@Mrs_R_Spectre
@LeftieStats
Why do you think some men aren't safe in men's toilets? It's not women's job to be human shields, make it so transwomen CAN go in the men's.
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@noblesrightfoot
@AdrianYalland
@jk_rowling
Yes! She's said how she thinks everyone deserves rights and respect and bigots have twisted her words around to fit their agenda! So glad you see it! Team JK 😜
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@FondOfBeetles
@steveellwood
@realVioletBloom
@TTExulansic
@MorgothArc
@HildegardP
@witch_moose
@Mother_Ima_Isha
@MaryRoss815
If hrt could change chromosomes imagine the possibilities for Downs syndrome etc.
Nobel prize stuff.
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@fesshole
By the time they're 18 you'll have spent 90% of the time with them you ever will. Enjoy the sound of them breathing. One day you'll crave it.
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I've had an email reply from my MP, lads.
I'm even angrier now.
Anyone want me to share it?
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@DrJoFranklin
@RevRichardColes
Nope. Spin things twice, gets more water out so they dry quicker. Invaluable if you have a condensation issue at home.
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@SVPhillimore
@metpoliceuk
Why is he tagging met police when he reported it to Northumberland police? Does he think they're all the same?
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Remembering the colleague who tried to excuse being late for work because she'd forgotten the clocks had changed.
I pointed out if that were the case she'd have been at work an hour early.
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@ripx4nutmeg
@inmyownfashion2
Would the rotpocket really close up before they got home? Is that why it was necessary?
Blimey. Not very good, is it.
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@helenstaniland
These are the same people who think we all talk to strangers about our periods and things in public.
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@realVioletBloom
@TTExulansic
@MorgothArc
@HildegardP
@witch_moose
@Mother_Ima_Isha
@MaryRoss815
Oh sweetheart you think you can change your chromosomes? Oh bless you. What on earth have you been reading for 30 years? Because it sounds like it was science fiction, whatever it was.
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@markhumphrys
And this picture is from 2021 so the AUDACITY of people going out for food *checks notes* 2 1/2 years before Hamas waged war on the region.
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@HackneyAbbott
@UKLabour
And Jeremy might not have become Labour leader without the £3 membership. I know loads of people who joined Labour purely to get him in the driving seat.
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@jon_trickett
So we jist need the £300 billion to pay off all the PFI agreements we're tied into and then it's OUR NHS again.
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@David__Osland
@LindsayWesker
My boss was off on holiday last week. Before he went he secured more than 10 weeks supply of amoxicillin for our pharmacies.
It was gone in a week.
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@simonnoble35
@DanielleBux
@GaryLineker
How's that airing her dirty laundry in public? It's correcting a record.
You're a bit of a throbber, Simon.
Note that I used 'You're' correctly.
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I have a copy of the 1982 Radio Times in case anyone wants to know what the BBC will be showing this Christmas.
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@PhilBasingstoke
@zoeharcombe
You can text a house phone the messages get read out. My pharmacy does this when meds are ready.
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@ClaudiaWebbe
Do you have a calendar with a different soundbitey platitude on it every day or something?
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