Francis Geohara
@FrancisGeohara
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Here for the jokes. Here for the humanity. Surfing the surge in the lead up to singularity.
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If the thought that hotdogs are made of lips and assholes bothers you: just eat chicken hotdogs.
You're welcome :D
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@Morbidful
God damn... one second here, the next second gone. Darkness, cold, regret and death.
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@munassar2011
@crazyclipsonly
It ruined my day back then and the world still misses him. A real legend.
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@wildtiktokss
They simply don't know all the challenges and fun of having siblings. Some of the best friends and enemies you can ever have in life.
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@PopCrave
I was waiting for the camera to tilt down so I could see who was getting ash in their hair. 🤣
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@NoContextHumans
I once saw a review for a NIXON watch someone had clearly put on upside down. They complained it might be fake because it said NOXIN.
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@PopCrave
It's funny that THIS is what it took for people to wake up and smell how bad SNL is. It's been bad for the longest time.
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@crazyclipsonly
What if this is a timetravel story and he's doing it to himself? He instigates his own origin story.
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@Morbidful
She'd rather die than live with the thought she could have done better. Many would fail in such dire circumstances. What a remarkable mother.
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@FunPoliceCo
@Rainmaker1973
Yeah, but this post suggests they have more babies and then let one perish.
Also pandas are notoriously bad at mating.
They also have a dreadfully inefficient diet.
The one thing they've got going for them is humans think they're cute.
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@Dexerto
The voice is pretty irritating but the harrasser is way more intolerable. If it's harmless, just let people be.
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@GreenTextRepost
I've read that sleep talking and particularly the brain's lessening ability to differentiate between dreams and reality is a precursor to alzeimers.
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@GreenTextRepost
Getting blindsided by suicide hurts like hell.
Keep going, Anon, it's only been a year. Keep going.
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@Abudris
@cctvidiots
Even worse than separating them people regularly confuse the aggressor and the defender, and with all that video evidence too.
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@Bornakang
My mum says her gramps used to take her out in a boat and throw them in the sea.
This does look scary and stressful for the girl but she's gaining real valuable skills and in no real danger.
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@InsaneRealitys
I was nervous there.
I can handle all manner of gore, but only if I know it's going to be gore.
Not knowing adds in a whole lot of tension.
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@GreenTextRepost
The first year I went to uni I bought a new Nintendo DS for my birthday (november) and pokemon Diamond with student bursary money. Played it a lot and then my dad calls me and he has no money for my sister's Christmas. I packed up the DS, erased my save (I had a Luxray called
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@808break
Why does anyone like big bang theory? It gets under my skin pure cringin every time.
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@ManMilk2
It's possible your mother may end up wanting to stay in the more youthful body and go on the run. In which case you'd only have one option...
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@BestFightClip
Someone should have prepped better. I thought stepping past and over dead bodies was the norm the closer you got to the top. Just look up "Green boots cave" for one example.
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@fasc1nate
You forgot to put "hair" in that list.
Looks like he signed it under the ear like a true artist.
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@InsaneRealitys
It's the worst when you can't even feel safe in the one place you are supposed to be able to relax.
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@InsaneRealitys
I find this really strange. If my friend pointed a gun at me like this I'd be reconsidering a lot of things.
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@Mc_Phils
@kirawontmiss
That is EXACTLY what happened.
I made the account in 2018 to enter a raffle to win a vinyl.
Came back years when Musk was buying twitter.
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@GreenTextRepost
It's only 4 years. We aren't all on the same schedule. OP should just keep chipping away and be proactive about making the changes required for the conditions to be right.
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@GreenTextRepost
@oldandobscure
My spidey senses started tingling when it said she was reading a newspaper.
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@GreenTextRepost
You just gotta be you and hope others recognise their own or respect what you're about. I'm glad anon made his own mind up.
Surprisingly wholesome greentext.
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@WallStreetSilv
Transparency for you, opacity for them.
When have we heard this crappy justification before?!
No privacy?!
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@crazyclipsonly
Running on enough adrenaline to find a place to curl up and die probably. I'd suspect internal injuries with a fall from that height.
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@GreenTextRepost
I used to do this every single time. And I'd swear never to do it again, only to do it again the next time.
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@Bornakang
Seen this guy crap in the cleaner's bucket too. He's one of the regular characters.
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@cctvidiots
I think he shows amazing restraint and keeps his cool even with the dag biting him.
I would have just got inside and shut the door.
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@GallicAnarchist
@LolOverruled
@hasanthehun
A few Chad hairs stay behind to repopulate the beard zone.
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@PicturesFoIder
Daaamn 💀
That's what some people think passes for chat? Daaaamn. Ceaseless inane questioning.
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@_D0WNBAD_
@crazyclipsonly
Wtf man, couldn't help but laugh. It was bad enough but why's it got to explode like that?! Lol
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@GreenTextRepost
@CorgsOfc
Almost puts a tear in your eye. Really good to hear about an Anon having such a great realisation.
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@NoCapFights
The guy with the umbrella has no excuse for not using it in the name of justice.
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@growing_daniel
I really respect this champ for laughing it off and catching the unit before it fell at the end. That kid will learn the hard way sooner or later.
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@LeorubyBk
@Figensport
What a dull world we would live in if things were done only out of necessity.
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@s8n
I always thought this leaving work on a Friday, the weekend is sweetest before it's disappointed you and left you back at Monday.
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@InternetH0F
Yeah, same baselines here, when I was a kid, 70s was 30 years ago, 80s was 20.
I asked a 20 something year old at work if they'd watched Point Break and they said "Nah, I don't watch old movies."
I was devastated.
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@greentexts_bot
He's got balls.
Every girl is different. Guy gotta keep learning but he has potential.
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@DisturbingVidz
That some SCP crap. Creeped me out right before I have to brush my teeth in front of a mirror. Thanks.
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@Samon21_
@crazyclipsonly
Pressed by a (well intentioned but nisguided/unwelcome) old man is like the tutorial level, if you can't handle that without blasting you aren't staying out of jail for long at all.
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