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Ford Forkumβ„’ 🌏 πŸš€ πŸ’™
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Hey #BlueCrew I made a parody video of #KingOfTheHill to lampoon #Christiannationalism and #Project2025 Enjoy! #KOTH
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@CalltoActivism Trump's hair is like his career. It's an atrociously failed attempt at making something that looks good out of poor quality garbage. And what I mean by poor quality garbage is his head.
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@AlinaZofia89 @herotimeszero Apples and Oranges. Trump has five kids from 3 different wives. Cheated on his first wife with his second, his second with his third, and his third with a porn star. Taylor sings and writes hit songs. Trump simulates fellatio on a microphones & dances like he's jerking dicks.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 OMG it's you!
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@Aston_M_Taylor @AdameMedia Notice how it's β€œDumb stuff I’ve ever done” and not "stuff I'm ashamed of for having said because I no longer think it's true."
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@CuriousCheeze @HarryJoebanks34 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me hundreds of times, you must be a Trump supporter.
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RT @MAGACult2: Finally! Don’t pretend like we all haven’t been thinking the exact same damn thing.
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@MarkMantis "Braaaaiins..."
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RT @TheRickyDavila: Dog murderer Kristi Noem on CNN: β€œWe can’t trust the government anymore.” Dana Bash: β€œYou are the government.” Noem:…
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@Sandra_G_Loftis @RepMTG @POTUS You think this is clever.
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@CalltoActivism We live in the stupidest timeline.
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@stu1939 @JBThinkin Social Security? Medicare? Medicaid? Too expensive. Trump at the Superbowl? A legitimate taxpayer expense.
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@EastEndJoe The Presidency has been the biggest cash cow of Trump's entire career. 400K is peanuts to him.
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@jimstewartson Even more history in the making: He's the first sitting U.S. President who is also twice impeached, also an adjudicated sex offender AND a convicted felon ever to attend the Superbowl!
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I used to think the ONE THING FOR SURE that nearly everyone could agree on was that Hitler and Nazi Germany were bad. And that WWII was a dark chapter in human history never to be repeated. It may be a thing of the past, but the elements that led to it never went away.
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@EastEndJoe I now want to watch a full-length David Attenborough nature documentary on MAGA.
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@HotMoozik I wouldn't presume to waste God's time.
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@JDVance Then I guess we ought to roll back the SCOTUS's decision on Presidential immunity, right?
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RT @jimstewartson: The Trump Administration hired a 19-year old, who was a member of a Satanic Nazi pedophile terrorist group that hacked,…
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@TheRichFromCali Both. Better yet, give him the Curtis Yarvin treatment. Hook him up to a VR machine in space somewhere away from the rest of us and let him live out his dictatorial fantasy without ruining millions of lives.
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@jimstewartson "The richest man in the world knows what's best for me better than any constitutional democracy."
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