Nick Flatt
@Flattliner
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Retired anaesthetist; the patients slept my way to the top.
Lancashire, UK
Joined June 2012
How did apes and bats manage to corner the crazy shit references market?
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OK, let’s just get this straight, if I DON’T eat this cheesecake, you’ll kill me? Would probably be bad for me anyway, I can almost feel my coronary arteries furring up… Might choke on it too. Do you have a fork?
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RT @neenertothe3: Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.
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RT @kingtorc: There is nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your head, in your heeeaad, in your heaaaeead, in your head, i…
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RT @allholls: My spirit animal must be a rooster, because I've taken to waking up and wanting to scream my head off every morning.
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RT @FUDdaily: Took me half an hour but managed to trick Grok into giving me an image of Paddington bear wearing a suicide vest, but now I f…
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Flirting muscles are just like any others - without exercise they wither and become useless.* *as evidenced by all my others
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@hopeygilmore Had too many actual nurses in my youth to count as role play. Cheerleaders though... None!
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RT @TheBMA: An update from @DrPhilBanfield outside the Royal Courts of Justice. Today, the BMA’s case against the GMC begins, challenging…
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RT @DamonHunzeker: If you don’t understand the distinction between a democracy and a republic, you’re never going to get stalagmites and st…
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You’ve not had a proper cry if your contact lenses are still in afterwards.
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