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@norsoyt @SarukaiWolf One that could fit the average discord user in it
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@brycecarringto5 Do that to a random person every few weeks. Become an urban legend.
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@TheEbonyMaw Doesn't he openly crossdress and make out with his male friends?
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@SO0u0o "I'm the chad type very poggers mad type"
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@5HAW4RMA Came off as gayer than just saying "nice ass bro"
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@haligtreeOracle If you do the dlc you'll quickly realize that marika wasn't actually a bad mom or bad person. She started out and still had good ambitions and love for others, but her order did cause a lot of pain and suffering for many who didn't deserve it.
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@HMBohemond No no you don't understand. If you have a tan or olive skin you're black now.
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@holthyd3 @bara_moe_bltch @tinky_stan To be fair to him he does the same to himself. He's nowhere near as hunky as his drawn self
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@Trey_Explainer I need them to do god emperor. I NEED to see worm man on the big screen. I need my worm emperor. I need the authoritarian space worm.
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@ReviewsPossum Heroes like wolverine tend to have subpowers to compliment their main ones for reasons like this. Even spiderman has things that go along with his wall crawling
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@PearlteaRizzy Also if you commit violent crime you get immediately deported.
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@Comrade_Waluigi Astarion? Vampire so killed Karlach? Demon so killed Lae'zel? Alien so killed Wyll? Satanist so killed Halsin? Furry so killed Jaheria? Can't romance so killed Simple really.
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@Xin_se_i Chipped too.
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@Sin_Salt Its assumed that the cuck chair is for Mario. But look at it. It's slim it doesn't quite match how chubby Mario is. The chair is for peach. Thus the bed has to be for Mario and Bowser.
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@Bolverk15 It would be hilarious if this actually caused a 1st world baby boom
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@ReviewsPossum Tradition isn't always some big evil oppressive force that exists to subjugate. Many times it's just wisdom from the past being embedded within a culture.
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@Harrinsain @ReviewsPossum I NEED to be president so I can have my throne of guns, zombie army, eagle made of a storm, mecha made of fighter jets, and megatron battle ship.
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@ConspiracyBull1 He's been pretty obsessed with white men and their sexual habits recently. I'm certain something happened to him in prison.
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@haligtreeOracle Don't worry bro she got character assassinated too. She was in on miqlestor's plans.
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@nikicaga Default aloy is cute. I'm tired of pretending she's not.
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@mossacannibalis I still believe these people are paid actors who's job it is to make climate activists look worse.
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@AerithsSeat @levidu99 Black cat should always dress like a stripper. Male or female
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@offtoplink @dyingscribe Asian women are to white men what black men are to white women. Taking the scraps no one else wants
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@SmugStickDB Hispanic dragonball fans scale far above any other kind of dragonball fan. Memeing gohan blanco into existence is an unsurpassed feat.
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@ShitpostRock @CatholicRobin He's been killing kids for their life preserving soul energy just like William afton.
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@tbonetommy39 @tulpapilled If Jesse wasnt a bitchbaby about that gus and gale would still be alive, Mike would still be alive, Jesses gf would still be alive and her son not an orphan, Walt would've been able to give his family the money, hank would be alive, saul wouldnt be in prison. He ruined EVEFYTHING
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@gemahtreeuhh I parried the shit out of her boyfriend then murdered her. Wasn't even caring about the lore when I did it, then like a year later vaati made a vid about them and I felt bad.
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@PandasAndVidya For those who are brainlets like me it's pretty much this.
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@tulpapilled I play as male characters so I CAN stare at their asses.
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@BruceLePage5 @JustinWhang Such a shame he hadn't seen a mirror in decades. Poor guy
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@DucDeVinny "Normie proof" "zero mainstream appeal" was said about fromsoft games, berserk, warhammer, and dune. All proven false. Blood meridian movie late 2020s-early 2030s
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@haligtreeOracle Rennala x Radagon Rellana x Messmer Ranni x Tarnished Carian women have a thin for genocidal murderhobos huh?
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@Jujuwarrior99 @alexanderlocar4 >backstories and life is one of the saddest in fiction >story is older than most of his fans >creator repeatedly goes on hiatus to play idolmaster >stuck on a boat for years >creator dies >friend and creator's aids are left to give an abridged version of the creator's ending
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@JoeLongBalls Tfw no autistic hoodrat goonette gf
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@HMBohemond A space marine gunning down Alucard from hellsing then getting his head blown off by Nicki Minaj
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@MenasLG Ds2 is hard carried by its build variety and fashion options.
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@zekesyeet @BreakingBadIrny To be fair ernie is just young gus who was lost in a time rift and huell is just gus from an alternate timrline where he ate all the chicken instead of selling it.
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@DynamoSuperX Black twitter when they see a happy interracial couple
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@WLR_Slatt @Cyber_Tronic I have a horse mask. What's her @?
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@Jun50450439074 @_Darthsoldier_ Either fake and gay or real and gay. Either way this is scary and gay
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@DoctaGears @Comrade_Waluigi Gale: Human so lives Minsc: Human so lives Shadowheart: Half human so lives but is left at camp for half of the game Minthara: One of the good ones and let's me slaughter demon people so lives.
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@ChiseHatoriFan Miles was simply more in touch with his latino side and felt the need to overcompensate
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@retneysholocron Didn't someone also use ai to merge his and portman's faces together and the result looked a lot like Luke or something? Guy had an eye.
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@toothybj Now do one where the dads get their dads involved. I want granpafight
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@dolfijnmanjohns @deusvultyboi1 Because they're still humans and prone to human failings so they need backup measures for the backup measures. It's the weakness of many space marines, primarchs, and even the emperor, theyre still humans in the end despite them being so divorced from it.
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@susvtmemes The psyop is working.
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@junkballthree @StephenChow1970 Botw and totk fans are some of the worst zelda fans. They're what a majority of overwatch fans are but for zelda.
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@Akumabat I've seen so many people these past few days claim she was black despite being Indian it's sad and hilarious.
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@SlowEstus I love ds1 boss design
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@nikicaga Reminds me of
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@kenshirotism The funniest part was people mocking Miuras death because they misinterpreted the interviewer's creepiness as his own.
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@mossacannibalis IS THAT TWINK DEATH ASTOLFO
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@VanessaABrown3 @ShitpostGate They all have the exact same hairstyle it's the latest popular zoomer hairstyle he's just mocking it nothing racist about it.
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@haligtreeOracle I think the worst part is that, if you read radahns new armors description malenias entire motivation for fighting him was just those old "PLEASE FUCK MY SISTER LEON" memes about Chris redfield
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@BowieTea Turns out miquella was mohg and mohg was just some silly blood guy.
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@LordGeneral40k >If they're dangerous they can be stopped By the time they're stopped they've usually done a shitload of damage. His way is better.
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@dr_qube @dolfijnmanjohns @SigmaKappawave Yeah but they portrayed the emperor. Pretty weak.
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@TendoDdoggo @gemahtreeuhh @Uirusu_chan Those lore vids have been an issue since dark souls 1. Spending misinformation or claiming redditor theories as fact. Like the solaire was gwyns firstborn thing or people obsessing over the nothingburger of a character that is velka insisting she's every other character
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@r48_81t @satsustrive Morgott, godwyn, and radahn. The trio of "never did anything wrong, is a victim"
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@SAL3953 @LookAtMyMeat1 Bayo's father is blond. Also a fair amount of babies are blond and their hair gets darker as they age. Often to around the same level as the kids dad.
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@GamingAndPandas My favorite interpretation of the empeor is that due to his immortality and being so op even before the chaos god buff, he lost his ability to properly empathize with others or view any goal or idea that's not his own as faulty in some way.
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@DarthSateus Popeye stomps
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@callhermidas He's done much worse. He's killed thousands. Every mass shooting post columbine was he. Idk how he keeps getting away with it
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@AltHistCody I dream of the total collapse of Disney though I know it'll never happen
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@GrumpyCatterman Throwing in 4 more chads to the mix. All the good guys btw except maybe Joseph but his factions song is killer so he gets a pass.
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@AimbotAimy >44% less likely Damn. Maybe all those edgy nerdy black girls were onto something
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@TheRealLordGS @DocStrangelove2 @Ossariousblood Every "human" in Australia is exactly like this guy
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@SaeedDiCaprio "Over 30% of marriages in Gaza are between 1st cousins. The average IQ is 67.9 For context, Forrest Gump’s IQ is 75."
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@ruzu_carlos "His own culture" Does he think yasuke was african american? There's a lot of african music out there they could've used.
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@DucDeVinny Internet white nationalists are never beating the brown allegations are they?
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@tanijrou Where's my millenia old elf gf that will become depressed after I eventually die since my lifespan to her is akin to a gerbils' to us.
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@XYOPepe @InsaneRealitys Someone's going to lose their penis to it.
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@JoeLongBalls @asitkuyusu You know what they say. You can't have short leftist memes without paragraphs
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@ChiseHatoriFan Why do so many people in these comments want fat women
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@SYACVG Way too late. It's already canon. Nate the rake is who he is deep down.
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@Doof_MD He will lead the irish people to glory someday
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@Deadasfak @hunter_hhhh They even reply to comments sometimes too
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@NikotinDelfin @SlimeSoar @ChampionsOTIce2 This is why you need to gatekeep and be as outwardly toxic and xenophobic to new people until they pass the filter. It's the only solution.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Lorgar was right. So fucking right. Even in the modern day guilliman is unsure if he's a god or not. Don't even get me started on how the emperor was talked out of becoming the 5th chaos god which would've probably made lorgar laugh himself to death.
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@HMBohemond I still think comic thanos' motivations were more logical than mcu thanos
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@nichegamer Honestly I think ranni's requirements would just be >do whatever I ask >murder my family >willing to run off into space with me forever
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@VoicesByZane Nate the rake
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@vanishlily She did literally nothing wrong. But no. My waifu is
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@nya_marisa @GoodReddit It was always the english or art teacher
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@LordTheLoon @obama__runtz The funniest thing is the people you're parodying would probably agree.
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@Venommoe The only people who may be able to hold their own against Saitama are goku, superman(depending on which version), and thor(depending on which version)
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@LookAtMyMeat1 @ZeroT_H Can't believe I'm calling speed based
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@TheEbonyMaw I still think it's funny that he recieved a lot of love as a mh/dnd meme video man but was mocked relentlessly after making that video.
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@khalid390465965 Didn't Stalin warn his daughter to never be alone with him or something
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@Jondon7271 @HMBohemond Yes actually, mankind is inherently tribalistic and will act in similar ways to people of their own race if there's no other race around. The humans in that setting at the very least should be racist because its innate within humanity for better or worse.
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@AltHistCody Better call saul gus wouldn't have lost to Walt or even antagonized him to begin with.
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@Slim_DaddE Common modern writing L
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@DocStrangelove2 "Noooo they made my dad look cool"
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