Fidel Cuntstruck
@FidelCuntstruck
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Deplorable Northern pleb, grumpy bastard who swears a lot. Blocked by an awful lot of people .. Nullius in verba .. póg mo thóin You won't like me!
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This would be my personal interpretation of hell.
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Can't see what the issue is with these floating 'Migrant Hotels'
The majority of the rooms have a Sea view, fresh air and no traffic fumes - also you get rocked to sleep at night by the gentle motion of the waves 🤷♂️
There's so little gratitude these days.
#AsylumSeekers
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Oh no .. it's only fucking happening!
A benefit concert for
#Ukraine
at Wembley this summer.
Featuring ..
You can guess, can't you?
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Why are people so upset that an MP is trying to help those in 'food poverty' to help themselves?
Is it because he's a Tory?
#LeeAndersonMP
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He clearly signalled that he was turning left, you had plenty of time to observe that and react - instead, you chose to pull right up as though you could barely stop.
You truly are a massive throbber!
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From a family who milked the EU Gravy Train for millions, you've got a bloody cheek, lad.
Lee Anderson has been in more parties than Paris Hilton.
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If you zoom in, is there a weapons inspector dead under it?
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You don't need to wait at all .. just use a little spatial awareness and manoeuvre around the van (who's only doing his job)
This level of utter throbbery actually exceeds that of
@theJeremyVine
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Heston Blumenthal 'mince pies' in Waitrose .. pear & fig in a triple cheese pastry 😬
They're not fucking mince pies then, are they? They're pear & fig tarts with a triple cheese pastry .. ffs🤦♂️
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My god, she's obnoxious 🤢
Like a squatting Toad, waiting to flick her tongue out at a passing fly ..
“The only thing that he respects is people standing up to him”
Labour’s Emily Thornberry expressed that the UK must be “truthful and strong” when maintaining relations with the USA, and not be fearful to stand up to Trump
#bbcqt
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Fucking
Delicious 😈😈
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That's not the one David Kelly 'committed suicide' under, is it Al?
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He looks more like Idi Amin every day ..
David Lammy MP says it is "absolutely essential" to have a two-state solution and that an immediate humanitarian ceasefire must happen.
Read more:
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@SometimesAlex
@Popehat
Alternatively, you could just apply this liberally, and get on with your life ..🙄
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Marvellous from Portillo, I love the ways he bats away the objections and interjections without even making eye contact .. very skilful.
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I've come to the conclusion that the best way we can all cope with this impending
#extremeheat
malarkey is to simply turn off the TV.
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Morning infidels 😊
Just heard someone announce that the
#HainaultAttack
swordsman is unable to speak or answer police questions 'due to his tazer injuries' ..
Fuck off!
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You bullshitting bastards.
Still, you got him away from the scene, destroyed his banner .. then 'de-arrested him'
We see you!
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Two days before UK local elections,
#BorisJohnson
gets a standing ovation following his address to
#Ukraine
's Parliament ..
Keef must be seething!
It's genius really 🤣👏👏
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No entry to premiership games unless you're double-jabbed ..
This is becoming increasingly sinister - but you'll comply, won't you?
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Much speculation that Tory backbenchers (who sat back and collected the salaries) are 'sending letters' to the 1922 committee on the back of the latest election forecast 😄😄
Reap the whirlwind, you cunts!
I'm a lifelong Tory, BTW.
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Did he tell his joke about selling off the Gold Reserves at rock bottom, and raiding the pensions?
We didn't call him 'Jonah' Brown for nothing.
I’d forgotten what a good speaker Gordon Brown could be - no notes, witty, profound, and a beautiful voice.
#IFGcentre
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"Bronson's mother Sarah Piesse, who had rowed with Mr Battersby and moved out before Christmas, said: "If social services had done their job Bronson would still be alive. But they didn't do anything"
And where was Sarah during all this?
@LBC
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He's not really from Croydon, is he ..
BREAKING - 20-year-old Nasen Saadi, from Croydon, London has been charged with murdering Amie Gray in Bournemouth last Friday and the attempted murder of a 38-year-old woman in the same incident.
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This is glorious .. that moment when you realise that, despite all the appeasement, you haven't appeased them at all 😄😄
“How do you feel about Israel turning off the water? Rachel, would you be able to live without water?” Labour's Shadow Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, was confronted by residents about her stance on Israel’s war on Gaza while she was campaigning in Leeds.
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Utter Horsewank!
Of all the cave paintings I've seen, not 'one' has depicted the hunting of a salad 😄
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Varadkar is going to pass new legislation then .. but not to protect
#Ireland
from the influx of savagery .. No, it will be used to punish those who protest against it!
The utter, utter, cunt!
I have no words 🤬
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"They've reduced the size of Easter Eggs again!"
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300 metres from you ..
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I've been a Tory all my adult life, Jacob .. I 'long' for a Tory Government again - but I know voting the Tories back in won't achieve that. It saddens me greatly - for I know what is coming.
Taking the Whip away from Lee Anderson was a mistake but backing Reform is a bigger one for all who want Tory government.
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@narindertweets
Technically, Navindaahh, none of them have a seat - Parliament was dissolved recently, therefore they are 'all' prospective parliamentary candidates.
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@KingBobIIV
@feargalthecat
More to the point, you can bring your polluting vehicle in as long as you pay us ..
It's simply about money.
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Can
Not
Breathe!
🤣🤣🤣
Hey Siri, show me the current state of British politics
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Harold Sussex, Saxe Coburg de Gotha, a former serving Military Officer who reputedly faced hostile live fire in a foreign land, claims he was traumatised when his elder brother 'screamed and shouted' at him at the Balmoral summit.
Don't play the victim, lad ..
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£760M in the Red
#BirminghamCityCouncil
This, folks, is what employing Diversity managers and Climate managers leads to.
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Fucked the Country five ways from Sunday - and ducking out before the implosion.
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Oh, 'do' fuck off 🤦♂️
Heat pumps could slash energy bills by up to 60 percent with savings ‘outweighing’ installation cost
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Tata Steel (Indian) acquired Corus Steel in 2007 .. Corus was formed in 1999 in the merger of Koninklijke Hoogovens (a former Dutch Manufacturer) and British Steel.
Remind us which Tory PMs were in power on both those occasions?
Labour will force vote to block Conservatives from selling out Britain’s steel industry -
@EmilyThornberry
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I was there, but I don’t think I was actually involved ..
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I've got nothing to bring other than my sister was Jo Cox, so vote Labour .. 🤦♂️🤣
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Holy .. fucking .. Jesus.
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This! 👇👏👏👏
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She's got fucking good eyesight, then! 🤦♂️
Rebecca Payne has been working in the Falklands where she saw penguins and the northern lights
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A year today since
#RishiSunak
was installed as PM ..
I can't think of a single thing that has improved during his tenure 🤔
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We're genuinely interested in what happened to the Teacher at Batley Grammar, Kim - but you seem to ignore all requests? 🤔
Twitter really is toxic. The amount of disgusting comments I have had for raising the killing of an innocent woman really is astounding…& for anyone who is genuinely interested in my vast amount of constituency work please take a look at my Facebook page:
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Just seen this ..
Actual .. fucking .. tears 😂😂😂
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Perhaps if that Teacher from Batley Grammar put 'his' name to the amendment too, he might be able to come out of hiding?
What do you reckon, Kim?
I’ve put my name to Labour’s amendment calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.
The violence must end now.
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Chill out, son 🤷♂️
Misgender me once and the discussion ends.
That goes for everyone.
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Morning infidels 😊
Rimmer's 'Muslim memorial' has still got you triggered, hasn't it?
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He allegedly suffered severe depression for a number of years ..
Fuck off!
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@JohnStealer
Of course it's legal, they are free to charge whatever they wish .. the choice to buy or not to buy is yours alone 🤷♂️
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Just seen the lad who is renting the house next door, he has the pale, waxy complexion of the committed Vegan ..
He may find me a challenge.
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Morning infidels 😊
Great kerfuffle over
#paulavennels
.. 1 million signatures etc.
What about a petition to rescind
@EdwardJDavey
's knighthood?
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"William Wragg has had struggles with mental health in the past" witters Catherine on
@GBNEWS
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@johnredwood
It's not as though none of us mentioned this John
The choice to ignore us was yours, not ours. Don't blame Reform, blame a Tory government we could no longer support.
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I .. can .. not .. breathe 😂
The Guardian was founded in 1821 by John Edward Taylor who traded in cotton produced by the slaves of the American south.
Ban the Guardian for historic slave links!
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Femi has to walk 9 miles to find fresh water .. just £2 each month etc.
Rishi Sunak skipping D-Day just shows they don't actually believe in the nationalism they use to manipulate voters.
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No Anthony, he gave people the opportunity to use their common sense and they failed .. whipped up by verbal dissent from fools like you and Corbyn🤷♂️
He has stunned millions with his incompetent delay, his transparent play-acting & his general opportunistic uselessness. We’ve got to get rid of him, Cummings, & their criminal Brexit.
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Dear Sunday M6 motorists .. you tested me today, but I managed to be the bigger man and not resort to rage.
This shall be my reward - see how you've harmed the cause of veganism today?
I hope you're happy!
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Could I just politely point out here, what a completely irrelevant knob-head you are?
We’re seeing record-breaking heatwaves, melting glaciers, and rising temperatures demand action.
It would be completely irresponsible to delay action to tackle climate change.
It’s time to accelerate the shift to electric vehicles; not ditch the 2030 target.
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Morning infidels ☺️
Gary Glitter eh? 🙄 I bet none of us expected that 😄
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@MAGA2020too
@SometimesAlex
@Popehat
Ha! I guess I should send him one of these to complete and submit to Twitter eh?
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Actual
Fucking
Tears!
😂😂😂😂
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Steve Wright in the afternoon was a a favourite when I was a lad, and now he has a Sunday morning show on radio2 🤨
I googled him to see what he's like now .. 😯
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He'd probably have flicked past it - but could hear you harrumphing like a fuckwit behind him, so decided to tease you.
None of your fucking business what other people read in their papers.
Don’t read these papers but…sitting behind someone who does, you understand the effect that this flow drip-feed of poisonous bollocks must have on the reader 😱
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Miriam Margoyles is a rancid, emotional harriden who emits a strong odour of Marmite 🤢
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Silly Sally has deleted this tweet, and gone ‘protected’ .. so just in case you didn’t see it 😈
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You really are unfortunately misnamed, aren't you?
There were no small boat arrivals over Christmas because the weather in the English Channel was too rough for them to risk it.
You utter buffoon 🤦♂️
There were no small boat arrivals over Christmas for the first time since they started in 2018.
Last night, our Border Force officers and their French partners worked together to stop a boat launching on the beaches.
They've played a crucial role in cutting crossings by 35%.
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Even though your own religion advocates chucking them off the roofs of tall buildings?
I want to wish everyone at London Trans Pride today a joyful, safe and empowering day.
It's never been more important to support trans people, who are being stigmatised and placed at the heart of a toxic culture war.
As your Mayor, I will always be on your side.🏳️⚧️
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Holy
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Jesus
🫣🤣
I saw this video of Cilla Black singing The Eye of the Tiger, and now you must suffer too
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Isn't this just awful?
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@MercerCait
@alisterrobson
Probably asks for her Pizza to be cut into four pieces as she can't eat eight ..
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HAHA you fucking idiots 🤣 How are your Comrades supposed to get into town to protest against him? 🤦🏻♂️
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@ChiOnwurah
Says someone who will be able to retire in financial security at the time of her choosing from a job she enjoys ..
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What you actually did was make yourself look a complete fool.
At yesterdays
@Commonswomequ
I made clear the Equalities Ministers inflammatory language runs risk of driving trans hate crime up.
Many MP's referenced her use of the word epidemic.
The Minister called me a liar - there was no lie as you can see for yourself in this video.
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Police say the fire at
#NapierBarracks
was started deliberately ..
No flies on these fuckers, are there?
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