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Faisal Hassan

@Faazzla

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Sports ( #Packers 🧀, #Wizards 🧙🏾‍♂️, #Terps 🐢🔥), Politics (🇺🇸🇸🇴), International Affairs, Culture, and... #ThingsToPonderAtNight

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@Faazzla
Faisal Hassan
5 years
Finally got a #MATH hat and Amazon is sucking up $20 billion of business. Next is the beanie. #YangGang
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@Faazzla
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Hube Brown is 90 years old, doing @ESPNNBA games every Sunday, and still sharpe. Salute. 🫡 #NBA
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@UsherNBA Afro Kobe Bryant era was special.
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@BleacherReport @TheRealLailaAli Almost like they’re related!
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Lot of people on the TL saying “oh he isn’t gonna do it” cause he was POTUS before. That is very uninformed thinking. The Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 plan recommends using the Insurrection Act of 1807 to put people into detention camps. That’ll no doubt include migrants.
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Trump on Fox & Friends: "I'm gonna do the big deportation. The biggest ever ... you'll get rid of 10 really bad ones. And one really beautiful mother ... it's always gonna be tough, it's not gonna be easy ... the way you get rid of them is the local police."
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@Faazzla
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8 straight losses for the #Wizards ! #NBA
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@NBAonTNT Acting like a victim lmao
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#Wizards fans: Isn’t it crazy that that the Wiz’s 2022-23 starting front court of Porzingis-Gafford may be a key matchup between the #Mavs & #Celtics in the #NBAFinals ? 😮
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Adrian Griffin right now in Cancun cashing his #Bucks checks on the 1st and 15th. #NBA
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Jackson Frank
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The Bucks were 32-14 and 3 games back of the Celtics for the 1 seed when Doc took over, and now they’re 35-21 and closer to the Play-In than the Celtics
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Wes Unseld Jr. really knows when to call timeout, make an adjustment, and get the #Wizards back on track. Such a breath of fresh air man. #NBA
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My best guess for the #3 pick is that the #Blazers trade it. I think the #Raptors with an All-Star in Pascal Siakam would be the move that Damian Lillard wants the Portland front office to execute. Toronto gets their PG to pair with Scottie Barnes for the next decade. #NBADraft
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Draymond Green to Daniel Gafford: “You’ve spent most of your career in Chicago #Bulls and Washington #Wizards . Two teams that haven’t played winning basketball since Michael Jordan and Wes Unseld. And..” Charles Barkley: “Damn! Wes Unseld?” #NBA
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@UsherNBA And then Finals MVP in 2nd season. #Spurs
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9 months
Lol @ the CAA hoodie
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Rob Perez
9 months
Knicks trade RJ Barrett for OG Anunoby. Thoughts.
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@EmmaVigeland Most pro-Union POTUS in generations. By actions and rhetoric. Need to give it to him here.
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3 years
Great find of Muhammad Ali doing a PSA for vaccines in the late 1970s. The whole “Ali would be proud” of Kyrie memes going around is so wild. #COVID19 #NBA75 #Nets
@Bam_Adobobayo
Bam Adobobayo
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@TheNBACentral No tf Muhammad Ali would not
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5 years
@MalaikaJabali Memes for free
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. @StephenASmith with some words about Jordan Poole. #Wizards #NBA
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11 months
Poole to Kuzma dunk off the glass down 20 points is hilarious. #Wizards #NBA
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9 months
Gilbert Arenas ( @GilsArenaShow ) wants to succeed Wes Unseld Jr. as #Wizards head coach. His salary requirement? 3 years, $3M. #NBA
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@WorldWideWob Going for this. Bet it was Riley’s idea.
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@LeftieStats Wow. Jeremy Corbyn didn’t just survive. He dominated here to keep his seat as an independent.
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5 years
@CandaceDBuckner Those #76ers fans did all that for a $.99 frosty? When its below freezing outside?
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3 years
@TulsiGabbard You do know that BBB is like $200 billion per year in spending? It’s not going to happen all at once. The Pentagon is getting nearly $800 billion per year and will be $8 trillion over the next decade. Where’s your smoke for that!?!
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@wezzyupnext @WorldWideWob Cause Nike has done a terrible job.
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4 years
@kenklippenstein @Taniel Nope. Trump has to win more percentage.
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2 years
@Davidlemke15 @BleacherReport Nope. He’ll coach till he’s 80 with Wemby. 😂😂
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2 years
@ElJefeDrew @Pat_Benson_Jr @awfulannouncing I was laughing and had this on the background. Had to clip. @jj_redick and @KendrickPerkins were triggering each other. #NBA #NBATwitter
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6 years
@DonnaMgraduates @_EthanGrey @GideonResnick Only $60 billion per year. Pentagon budget was increased by that this past year with no debate.
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8 months
Washington, DC needs to host #NBAAllStar . It has been 23 years since one of the best #NBA All Star games ever which was in the nation’s capital!!
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Krysten Peek
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The only cities allowed to host All-Star moving forward are Los Angeles, Phoenix, Miami, Orlando, New Orleans and Atlanta. Who says no??!
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4 years
@Scaramucci hope you're right Mooch! Biden needs to get on the road though and park himself in the Midwest.
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4 years
@ryangrim @CoriBush @JamaalBowmanNY Rashida and AOC are on the same committee as senior member, Rep. Clay, so understandable they sat out.
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3 years
@BBALLBANTER1 @FlyByKnite It is @NBCSAuthentic ’s Bob Fitzgerald & Kelenna Azubuike
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11 months
@TulsiGabbard All your tweets are about Turkey. Any comment on Gaza? I see one tweet on Gaza from 2018. You condemned the IDF shooting protestors.
@TulsiGabbard
Tulsi Gabbard 🌺
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Israel needs to stop using live ammunition in its response to unarmed protesters in Gaza. It has resulted in over 50 dead and thousands seriously wounded.
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2 years
Let’s go back 14 years ago before the #Wizards traded their pick for Mike Miller and Randy Foye and storm the building. The original Steph Curry workout in DC. #Warriors #NBA
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Marco Gacina
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Steph Curry is a supernova. Everyone in Capital One Arena was holding their breath waiting for him to enter, and the place erupted in cheers when he came out. #DubNation
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6 years
@samstein Was dunking on dudes on Twitter into his 90s. Respect.
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@RWPUSA @realDonaldTrump You do know that these things about him and being touchy been online for years right?
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5 years
Respect to @BernieSanders & @JulianCastro being the only 2 presidential candidates speaking to the largest Muslim American annual conference. #ISNACON #ISNACON2019
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
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The issue of hatred and prejudice is personal for me. All of us must speak out forcefully whenever we see prejudice and discrimination. Live from #ISNACON :
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@awfulannouncing @paulsen_smw Mike Breen is thinking of the old days.
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@AlxThomp @neeratanden Not wrong at all. It’s based on data. Not a personal attack. Just being real. This is a primary election of course.
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. @StephenASmith on the #Wizards after Wes Unseld Jr. firing. #NBA
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3 years
@WorldWideWob Bucks still win
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4 years
@RosinaMostardi1 @BeschlossDC Al Gore did win. As the November 12th, 2001 article in The New York Times read: “If all the ballots had been reviewed under any of seven single standards and combined with the results of an examination of overvotes, Mr. Gore would have won.”
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@KeithSmithNBA Lot of Brown/Tatum trade scenarios on this app a year ago
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Gilbert Arenas talking again about connecting with Bilal Coulibaly after the draft. #Wizards
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Bill Simmons and Ryen Russillo talk about how the #Wizards are the worst situation for a GM once again. #NBA
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@esaagar @NateSilver538 And then watch Bernie overtake on SDEs and the silence after
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@SameeraKhan @politico Why? You do know that donor is one of AIPAC’s? And the guy they wanted to run refused. He’s running for US Senate.
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@WashProbs Alexandria Council should reject it
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3 years
@_Talkin_NBA . @malika_andrews is absolutely right. But the anti-vaxx crowd and misinformation that goes with it ain't gonna care about that. In their eyes, COVID is over, its done with, and nothing will change that to them.
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@Juneisaninja @connordpeters @AOC @NBCNews It also was prefaced... right before Bob King spoke. People weren't paying attention it seems.
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@chriscostantini @GOPChairwoman @trumps_feed Also the Trump administration wants to get rid of people’s healthcare by repealing the ACA through the courts.
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Alex Sarr wants to be in DC. He probably would enjoy Houston too. #Wizards #Rockets #NBADraft
@REGGIES_WORLD
Reg
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Jake Fischer finally spilled the beans on something I’ve known for the past couple of weeks. Alex Sarr’s “camp” doesn’t want him on the Hawks in part because he sees himself as a 4 instead of a 5 and he wants a big offensive role
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1 year
Lol, Porzingis was in @GregFinberg 's Twitter Space about the Beal trade?
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5 years
@rabiasquared @BernieSanders He’s pledged it over and over.
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@WorldWideWob I know you’ll appreciate this. Restore that feeling.
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4 years
@sahilkapur lol... committee to not pass anything is more like it
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2 years
Johnny Davis for 3. #Wizards #NBA
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8 months
The #Wizards being the worst team in the #NBA this season, next season and probably 2025-26 will be the topic of national discussion on this app and on the networks. I think we need to get used to the attention fellow Wiz fans.
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Rob Perez
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Wizards could bring in Gandalf on a 10-day and they’d still be down 20.
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Something like this between #Celtics - #Wizards - #Blazers ? Only if Boston can’t reach the Finals? #NBA
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@washedwiz
Martin Gorthot
1 year
3 team trade… Beal to the Celtics, Brown to the Blazers and the Blazers lottery pick to the Wizards
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@Acyn And yet the GOP leads on the economy. So disgusting.
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5 years
@IsaacDovere This isn’t disparaging dude. He’s going after facts. And Joe and John Kerry are being dishonest about what happened in 2002-2003. The footage of Joe drum beating the war is there! He was the Chair of the Foreign Relations Committee!
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#Wizards fans would turn on this man so quick if he came back here. The turnovers, the bad shots, the inefficiency. Luckily John will sign elsewhere and fans can keep the good memories of his peak rather than his current decline.
@Hoop_District
Hoop District
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Wizards currently rank 23/30 in attendance. Just. Saying.
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@TinFoilHatDan @PpollingNumbers They weren’t accurate in 2022. They got laughed off this app
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@kirkokada @jackallisonLOL @leslieleeiii Still amazed no one thought to track the results in a google doc sheet
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@rabecah @mkraju That’s actually what he’s proposing
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@Domo8186 Now that’s what we call asset management
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@TheEconomist His slogan is #NotMeUs . Quit lying, @TheEconomist . Seriously man.
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@WorldWideWob 1996-1997 opening! Exactly 25 years ago! I tried a modern version of Showtime! #NBA75 #NBA
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2 years
@WorldWideWob With gambling part of the #NBA DNA and Foster’s history, it’s all very shady
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4 years
@scottsantens @AndrewYang Andrew is 46. We will have POTUS 46. Dualities. HBD😀
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@ryangrim @Theonlyhonest @AOC Ain't no way man. She ain't beating Biden or winning black voters in the South.
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Faisal Hassan
6 months
Most excited about a #Wizards 2nd round pick I’ve ever been. #NBA
@WashWizards
Washington Wizards
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The behind-the-back assist from Tristan. 👀
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Faisal Hassan
4 years
@TwigitalTwawg @BreeNewsome SCOTUS and the entire federal bench will be gone until 2060.
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Why #Wizards fans are upset: Grunfeld just traded the player he drafted to replace Ariza for...Ariza. Also don’t forget the two 2nd round picks burned to ATL to move up in the 2015 draft to select Oubre. Again, why does @TedLeonsis allow this bad managing of assets?
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#Wizards now with the 6th worst record with less than a month of the regular season to go. 35% chance at getting into the top 4 and 8% chance at a franchise revival with Wembanyama. #NBA
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Faisal Hassan
1 year
According to Thom, Tommy Sheppard didn’t want to trade Beal but Ted Leonsis now has buyers remorse? #Wizards #NBA
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@thomloverro
thom loverro
1 year
If your phone rings and it’s #Wizards owner Transparent Ted Leonsis on the line, don’t be surprised. The last time he looked for a new GM, Transparent Ted called 78 people for help. You may be getting a call. My column #NBA
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@What46HasDone Historically the Health Ministry has been reliable with both Israeli and UN figures. Even in this conflict. I’ve seen Israeli media show similar. With the scale of bombing, you could make an argument the death toll is under counted with the people not recovered under rubble.
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4 years
@LibertyBlitz Lol at paying for it
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Faisal Hassan
3 months
Reminds me of @SamSeder and @EmmaVigeland asking @imillhiser on @majorityfm about a scenario such as Dems control the Senate/House but Trump orders federal officers/troops to kidnap them to make sure there isn’t a quorum. In light of the immunity the POTUS has thanks to #SCOTUS .
@davidsirota
David Sirota
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When Biden loses and a President Trump arrests the Dem politicians & pundits who insisted Biden should remain the nominee, maybe then — when it’s too late — they’ll regret what they did right now to make sure to keep Biden the nominee even knowing he’d lose to Trump.
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Faisal Hassan
2 years
We #Wizards fans will forever have pain. Tyrese Haliburton again mentions how the Wiz called him during the 2020 #NBADraft and said they were picking him. Sigh. #NBA (via @PlayersTribune #Knuckleheads podcast with @QRich and @21Blackking )
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@nycsouthpaw Al Gore won in 2000. GOP stole the election.
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Faisal Hassan
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#Wizards fans, Woj here says that Michael Winger and Will Dawkins have been "reticent" on moving Kyle Kuzma. Receiving offers but no counters. Doesn’t seem like they’re active in trying to move him. #NBA
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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Breaking news Woj Pod with @malika_andrews on the Adrian Griffin firing in Milwaukee and Doc Rivers as a possibility to replace him. Plus, Terry Rozier deal to Miami and other key players ahead of trade deadline. Apple: Spotify:
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Faisal Hassan
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Great loss for the tank. #Wizards at 18-26. #NBA
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@seminefrius @AOC @NBCNews Nah, they need to be dragged for that BS. Notice they didn't do that to Bob King who spoke right before.
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@ryangrim That and the foreclosure wave that didn’t have to happen. Also, they coulda federalized Medicaid and expanded it in 2010!
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Faisal Hassan
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Brandon Jennings talking about the #Suns - #Wizards trade and disagreeing with Gilbert Arenas was funny. #NBA
Watching a Gilbert Arenas & Brandon Jennings podcast will probably give you brain damage
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Faisal Hassan
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@dcsportsMYVIEW @Ancommiey Virginia law allows you to record the police if (1) if it is in public, and (2) the person doing the recording does not interfere with the police.. 🤨
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Unhinged stuff below Kuz’s tweet. Did Brad Beal do something personal to this person? #Suns #Wizards #NBA
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@kylekuzma
kuz
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B.Beal day!🌺🌺🌺🌺 @RealDealBeal23
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Kuzma going to the #Suns involves taking back Ayton for the #Wizards .
@BrettSiegelNBA
Brett Siegel
1 year
Kyle Kuzma's departure from the Wizards is looking increasingly more likely amid Bradley Beal trade rumors and league sources have mentioned to @ClutchPointsApp that the Phoenix Suns are a team to watch regarding Kuzma.
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@halalflow Matt @StateDeptSpox definitely said suppression first.
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