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It’s not officially Opening Day until you get this notification
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Got spanked so hard by the Washington Nationals that fanbase had to find God LMFAOOOOO
It is Faith Night at Camden Yards, where a Delaware-based church band called Reach Worship is playing for Orioles fans in the lower seating bowl.
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The NL is horrible lmao no way that’s who I think it is in WC3 at .500
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Please get this fucking loser off my squad. Least favorite player on the team and it’s not close. Being a cornball on the mound down 9 runs. Smiling grounding into double plays. Smiling making errors. Go smile and laugh with zero production in Rochester
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Idc man yeah we “won the trade” and it was the right move to trade him and all that but he should’ve been a National his entire career. This isn’t a player you should ever let go of and he might be on his 4th team at age 26 this offseason
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Hate this franchise
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Josiah Gray has been placed on the 15-day Injured List (right elbow/forearm flexor strain).
Joan Adon has been recalled from Triple-A Rochester.
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Davey Martinez if 4 superstars 2 relievers and Howie Kendrick didn’t carry him to a ring
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Shut the fuck up Trippie Redd and watch Stephen Strasburg strike out 14 Pirates in his Major League debut
Look, Stephen Strasburg was NOT an altruistic guy. Sorry. No.
To explain:
I don't know whether this Twitter user is a he/she/xim/xer whatever. Anonymous Twitter opinion spouters are so so lame.
Anyhow, there's a MASSIVE difference between "human" empathy and "sports fan"
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Bro just hits the piss out of the ball every time if he learns to elevates consistently it’s over
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man I still think Crews is going to be good but Nats might’ve passed on right-handed Yordan
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This can’t be, that one guy from Padres twitter told me he was Joey Gallo 2.0
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“Nats don’t teach their guys to hit ground balls” I can’t do this shit anymore bro 💔💔💔
EVERYONE JUST WON A DAY WITH CJ ABRAMS micd up CONGRATS!!!
🔻 click to claim 🔻
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Thought he got called up man you cannot be doing this to me especially with using the words “coming up”
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“This is Dylan Crews. He’s one of the best prospects baseball has seen in a while and is touted as a 5 tool player that has the ceiling of Mike Trout. His flaw is that he plays for the organization stuck in 1980 and they’ll probably find a way to somehow ruin him”
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Cannot stress enough how much the Nats need to upgrade at play-by-play when Bob retires. Another great moment utterly ruined by a completely cringeworthy call and far from the first from Kolko this year
The
@Nationals
were down 7-0.
After Nick Senzel's 2nd homer of the game, they are now up 9-7.
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James Wood update:
•.283/.369/.449
•vs lefties: .281/.339/.404 (remember when Davey said he had to hit them better lol)
•.819 OPS
•132 wRC+, 134 OPS+
•2 4-hit games in 37 games
Again, all before starting to blast pull-side homers. So special
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“The 1-0 to Wood and HE BLASTS IT!!!!! SEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU LATERRRRRRRR!!!!! IN HIS MLB DEBUT, JAMES WOOD WINS IT WITH A WALK-OFF HOMER IN THE 12TH!!!!”
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James Wood is up to a 124 wRC+, 128 OPS+, and is slashing a very respectable .270/.364/.426. This is also without really lifting and pulling the ball with authority yet, which will come as he makes adjustments.
The league is on NOTICE
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This you?
Look, Stephen Strasburg was NOT an altruistic guy. Sorry. No.
To explain:
I don't know whether this Twitter user is a he/she/xim/xer whatever. Anonymous Twitter opinion spouters are so so lame.
Anyhow, there's a MASSIVE difference between "human" empathy and "sports fan"
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CJ Abrams since his rough May:
Last 7 games: .464/.531/.750
Last 15 games: .317/.388/.567
Last 30 games: .264/.302/.463
🔙
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My goddamn ace man he cares
Mackenzie Gore and Nick Senzel got into a minor shoving match in the dugout during the bottom of the second inning
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Bobby Miller had a rare rough start last night, only lasting 1.2 innings giving up 5 earned runs and raising his ERA on the season to 5.87
If that was a Nationals starter, their ERA would’ve gone down
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This is embarrassing man Skenes is great but this isn’t even close to the same caliber of hype as Stras’ debut
🔥 Stephen Strasburg vs. Paul Skenes 🔥
Here's how two of the best pitching prospects ever match up:
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Those scrappy Nats to your hero today
I saw this guy pitch once in AAA. Fell in love with him immediately. I don’t know what it is, but he’s such a good player and the way that he plays the game is so interesting to me. I am now going to turn my @ to HurstonWaldrepSZN Now that he’s in the majors
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James Wood sandwiched between Harold Ramirez Joey Meneses Nick Senzel and Ildemaro Vargas in the lineup
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Happy anniversary. My life has been in a downward spiral ever since October 30th, 2019.
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I’m crying man SNY absolutely fried his ass for this shit meanwhile MASN was like “oh good try Scrappy Vargy!!!🫶”
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SNY just dropped that Nats became the first team in baseball to use 3 relievers 3 straight days in 1 series and the last team to do it was the Nats again last year LMFAOOO Davey just has zero regard for these guys arms
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Mitchell Parker came out of nowhere and became the next Kershaw
Abrams told Darnell Coles to go fuck himself and is pulling fly balls again
BBL Keibert won’t stop hitting
Braves empire has fallen
Meneses contributed absolutely nothing
Nats Nation we are BACK
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End my suffering with Eddie Rosario and the gang and bring them to me
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Missed a game-tying grand slam by a foot not even 24 hours later that would’ve been gone if it was pulled, love this coaching staff baby!!!
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Best part of the day
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4 straight tweets crying and wetting your pants about rain delay including multiple mentions of one from 7 years ago LMAO I see where the Braves fanbase get their victim complex from. I’d be upset too if my team’s window was closing with another 4 game series loss to the Nats
Good news: They are removing the tarp.
Better news: They don’t need to remove any water off the tarp.
Things have really gotten better around here since July 7, 2017
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The Washington Nationals have acquired...
• C - Keibert Ruiz
• RHP - Josiah Gray
• RHP - Gerardo Carrillo
• OF - Donovan Casey
...from the Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for RHP Max Scherzer and SS Trea Turner.
🔗 //
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Small sample but I mean how can you not be excited with him suddenly flashing this kind of power out of nowhere. A year ago you would’ve been insane if you projected Abrams to have a 30+ HR season in his career and we might be getting it in the age 23 season
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LAST OUT OF A NO HITTER WHERE HE POPPED UP A HANGING BACONATOR DOWN THE COCK AND HE’S SMILING. SMILING!!!!
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CJ Abrams offensive ranks so far:
SLG: 7th
OPS: 11th
wRC+: 17th
HardHit%: 21st
Also already has 5 HR on the season when it took him til late April last year to hit his first
Know what else he ranks high in? 16th in Pull%
PULL. THE. BASEBALL.
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Alright girlypop can we please cool it with the lowercase Arial font and come up with another caption other than the number of the game
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Sir James Wood has destroyed another baseball into the ground at 109 mph
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Pulled it and stared at it extra long? We’ll be seeing Nasim Nuñez starting at short in game 1 in Atlanta courtesy of Davey
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Lmfao man I mean it’s just straight up organizational malpractice at this point if he’s not called up this weekend
James Wood (
@Nationals
) flashing some serious opposite-field pop!
MLB's No. 5 prospect leaves the yard for the second consecutive game for the Triple-A
@RocRedWings
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The Nats in 2 games since announcing the entire coaching staff would return next year:
-Outscored 17-4
-0-10 with RISP
-Let “Weston Wilson” hit for the cycle
-Now have 1 starting pitcher with an ERA under 4 after Parker gave up 8 runs
-3 errors
So deserving of jobs!!
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Earthworms in the infield dirt when a ball comes off James Wood’s bat
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Beefing with a bottom 3 team in the sport and the reigning WS champions (the Padres have never won a World Series) wallahi I’m cryin
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Players that need to be off the team by the All Star Break:
-Ildemaro Vargas
-Joey Meneses
-Nick Senzel
-Eddie Rosario
-Lane Thomas
-Jacob Young
-Robert Garcia
-Joey Gallo
-Patrick Corbin (won’t happen but I can dream)
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Brother is flexing rings from the Lyndon B. Johnson and Richard Nixon administration 😭😭😭😭
@ryanzimmerGOAT
@LUISGARCIASZN
@Os_poems
@StoneGarrettRBW
No, these are our World Series (1983 not pictured)
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Garcia first multi HR game for the team last night? Benched.
Wood on base 3 times with his first career multi hit game and RBI? Moved down to 5th.
Winker 104 wRC+ against lefties? Benched.
Meneses 41 wRC+ against lefties? Moves up to 4th.
Vargas ass? Starts 5th game in a row.
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Nats 2019 fluke narrative is so annoying lol shut the fuck up that was a top 5 team in baseball with the best rotation and scariest 3/4 hitter combo to face between Rendon and Soto
Who had the bigger fluke World Series Title? The 2019 Washington Nationals or the 2023 Texas Rangers? Bums.
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Dodgers broadcast just said Nats playing the Dodgers is their playoffs because they’re a team with no expectations that has to prove they can play at the major league level im crying
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You got fried to a crisp by a professional baseball team unc fight back
DJ Herz with a really good 6.0 inning 2 run game against a very good offense.
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Fixing the Nats:
-Call up: James Wood, Juan Yepez, Stone Garrett
-DFA/Option: Eddie Rosario, Joey Meneses, Jacob Young
Lineup:
SS Abrams
CF Wood
LF Winker
DH Garrett
2B Garcia
RF Gallo
1B Yepez
C Adams/Ruiz
3B “LilSenzii”🤢
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James Wood batting behind Meneses (golden sombrero today, .597 OPS) is going to send me to the asylum
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The Washington Nationals just had 2 games in a 4 day span where they combined for 14 hits and scored a grand total of 0 runs.
They went 1-18 with RISP
Today alone they failed to score with: -Runners on the corners, no outs
-Runners at second and third, no outs
FIRE. COLES.
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NATS FANS are booing their own squad in game 4 of the season the casuals are finally starting to get fed up (4 years too late but still) I’m smiling this is incredible
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JAMES WOOD IS THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL HIS CAREER WILL MAKE BONDS LOOK LIKE MARIO MENDOZA’S
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Davey on Keibert in his postgame presser: “Hey I love the home run but I loved the base hit to left center even more because it tells me he’s staying behind the ball” LMFAOOOOO I can’t take it anymore man
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I mean if Eddie Rosario isn’t DFA’d for a James Wood callup after this series what are we even doing
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BANGGGGGGG HAPPY FOURTH TO ME
The Nationals announced that they have optioned Joey Meneses to Triple-A Rochester.
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So funny how quickly the entire offense exploded as soon as Rizzo dropped 3 of the losers clogging up lineup spots
Nats lead 13-5 after 4 innings. They've seen 119 pitches so far today.
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Jesse Winker singled to open the fifth and then was picked off by Max Fried. Two baserunning errors so far have taken the Nationals out of scoring chances.
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You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away
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Lane Thomas is slashing .113/.217/.151 with a .368 OPS and 12 OPS+ with the Guardians
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Nationals - Laughingstock of baseball
Commanders - Laughingstock of football
Wizards- Laughingstock of basketball
Capitals - Geriatrics that will soon be the laughingstock of hockey
There’s no worse city to be a sports fan in than Washington D.C.
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Time zones are wild
England is in 2024
The US is in 2023
And the Washington Nationals franchise is in 2019
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Other fanbases: “my team has x amount of players in the top 10 for OBP, OPS, wRC+, ERA, WHIP, K%, OPS+, HR, XBH, etc.”
My team:
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I’m sure they were trying to throw at him with the bases loaded in extras unc lmao Winker is so real for confronting that old loon
Jesse Winker getting into it with a Padres fan who was losing his mind at the Nats for “throwing at Profar” (with the bases loaded and the winning run on second)
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Don’t tell the 6’5 Nats fan. Will twist everyone into a pretzel.
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