Captain CHRISpy (Fan account) 🇨🇦
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Hi! I’m Patti. I’m a single mom and animal lover. #Team Popcorn🍿 #ChrisEvans #JeremyRenner #ChrisHemsworth #SebastianStan FAN ACCOUNT!!!!
Joined December 2021
DISCLAIMER: I am not a bot. I am not Chris Evans. Or Jeremy Renner. Or Chris Hemsworth. This is a FAN ACCOUNT (as in the bio).
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@ask_aubry And the girls are there to work they’re not there to be your personal relief squad🙄.
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@MCUPerfectGifs And this one. This could’ve been a truly special and perfect relationship, but marvel instead chose to give him a stupid family that added nothing to his story arc
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@ask_aubry Actually, from a gynaecological point of view, douching is the worst thing a woman can do. Because it actually upsets our perfectly chemically balanced system. And to guy who said that nobody’s making him go down on a woman. And with that attitude, no woman would want him to.
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@Stardate325858 @ask_aubry My mom was a nurse and when she was working in maternity, she remembered a guy topping his wife IN the hospital—<12 hours after she gave birth. Mom went and got the head nurse who basically told him to get TFO and not come back. This was in the days when RN’s ran the hospitals 😆.
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@ask_aubry No honey. You’re throwing away ten years of indentured servitude. All you are to him is a maid, cook, nanny, and fuck toy.
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@ItsSamG @kentuckyfried Isn’t that the whole point of a first date though? To get to know each other? Am I wrong?.
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Drop something hot🔥🥵
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@maleficaria @DoomScroling The fact that a 13 YEAR OLD GIRL was 36 weeks pregnant is life threatening enough. Children shouldn’t be forced to bear children 🤬🤬🤬🤬.
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Drop something hot🥵🔥
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@ask_aubry That’s exactly what it is. Unfortunately, a lot of men think that their wives are there for their convenience and the consent is implied because they’re married. It’s still rape.
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@ask_aubry If she was running in a street marathon, she be wearing a sports bra and shorts. None of the other women running wear more than that. So dad, yes, YATA.
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Happy 52nd birthday to my favourite archer, mayor and all around badass. So happy you’re gonna make it…keep fighting, we’re all pulling for you!!😘😘
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@ask_aubry Postpartum bleeding is a normal thing and not that much different from a regular period. So what’s really happening here is that her womanly bodily functions disgust him. And maybe he should just have a sex doll 😒.
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Name a villain in the movie that you shouldn’t like, but you do. Ransom
Name a villain in the movie that you shouldn’t like, but you do. Steve Kemp 🍇🥃🔪
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Share a scene that shows someone eating .😉
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@ask_aubry If your so-called friend thinks you’re being judgemental then she can date the guy who lied to you and misrepresented his age. Great way to start a relationship buddy.😒.
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Sending prayers and healing vibes to @JeremyRenner and his family. Love and best wishes for a complete recovery
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There’s been enough stress and turmoil here on the timeline lately. Let’s bring back something positive…#HappyChrisEvans
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@sorrytothevines @ask_aubry In her mind it’s “no sex under my roof”. My father used to say (frequently) “my house, my rules”. Ok then. Don’t be upset when people refuse to be “under your roof”.
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I can HEAR this!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆🦆.
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@JeremyRenner Fact that you’re walking at all it’s nothing short of a miracle. Take your time Jeremy…. .
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Best walking scene in movies? Either of these two….
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Love this! C’mon Evansies! Celebrate our boy!!.
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@SxySolesOfV @ask_aubry And he’d probably throw a hissy fit. That’s if she even tells him that she’s getting married at all.
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@ask_aubry That was my first thought…. Why doesn’t he just pick up the goddamn food on the way home? If he “drives for a living” then he can just drive by the restaurant on his way home. Or better yet, COOK!!!.
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@GuardianAus This person whose letter you quoted with such glee does NOT speak for me nor, I’ll bet, the majority of Chris’s REAL fans. His private life is just that: private. He doesn’t owe ANYONE an explanation, FFS🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬.
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@ask_aubry THOUSANDS of women huh?? And this guy would probably complain if she had a body count of more than 10😒.
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NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity is your therapist. I’m all yours, boys!!😍😍
NO CHEATING, your last saved celebrity is your therapist. I think we’d both help each other out actually
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This just proves something I’ve said in the past: you may be surrounded by friends when your life is all roses, but REAL friends are those who are there when you have nothing but thorns.
"One day the people that didn't believe in you will tell everyone how they met you." #JohnnyDepp . It's disgusting how the media, Hollywood, organizations & so many others that didn't look at evidence or believe in him in the past 6 years, cont. to use Mr. Depp's name for profit.
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@randomdogginess @AntiToxicPeople I’ve been saying that from the first moment. Because my mother went the same way. She had Lewy body dementia and she rambled…. But not for hours like this guy.
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Chris with a dog is always happy Chris.
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@sara_carrion_ Every time. And carrying that thought one step further, if I hold the door for someone and they don’t say thank you, I say loudly “you’re welcome”😝.
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Bye-Bye Bachelor Life: Chris Evans Planning Wedding To Girlfriend Alba Baptista After Secret Proposal Last Month — Sources via @radar_online BULLSHITE😤😤.
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Hi, I’m Casey, and I’m 5 years old today. Can I get some birthday likes?🥳🎉🎂
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when I say "pretty boy", quote tweet the first person that comes to mind!! ੈ✩‧₊˚.
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NO CHEATING. The last picture of an idol in your gallery is now your soulmate, who is it?
NO CHEATING. The last picture of an idol in your gallery is now your soulmate, who is it?
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If you see this post a Steve Rogers 😍😍
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@krassenstein This is great, but shouldn’t the fact that he’s a convicted felon have kept him from running in the election in the first place??.
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@BadMedicalTakes No one can “develop autism” the way they develop chickenpox. It’s already there. It’s not like having a zit pop up in the morning. And you notice how it’s always “a friend” ?.
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@JeremyRenner We love you, Jeremy. 30 broken bones is a lot, but you’re alive. Thank God. Keep fighting and know we’re with you every step of the way
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Precious cinnamon roll🥰.
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Any of them….
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Best walking scene in movies?
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Views like this are why I love Fall in my city
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@KeneAkers Considering he comes from the land of apartheid, I’m not surprised at this bull crap he’s spouting.
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@ask_aubry WE always respect our bodies, no matter what we’re wearing. It’s the men who disrespect and sexualize US.
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@J2theShelby @LqLana Probably because they couldn’t fathom that anyone would. The fact that you’re blaming them for a mess that the GOP led SCOTUS speaks volumes about you as a person. And I use that term loosely.😤.
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@TweezerTonight @dabbling12345 @WUTangKids It might be American teams that win the Stanley Cup but all their best players are Canadian😆.
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Using only a gift of Chris Evans, show me… Well, that’s it
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The best scene in the whole Marvel franchise💪🏻.
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Leave it to Jeremy to be flipping the bird😂.
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@ask_aubry I’m the youngest of three girls— my father’s last kick at the can for his son— and I feel like I spent the entirety of my life, apologizing for the fact that I wasn’t a boy😔.
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@ThatUmbrella @murfie88 Shingles aren’t caused by stress. They’re caused by the same virus as chickenpox.
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you’re defending your fav’s face card, which photo are you using?.
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Best eyes in movies
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He’s already my daily dose of seratonin and sunshine. He would be a great therapist.
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it? Quote yours. I think he'd do a good job but maybe we'd just vibe neurodivergently over coffee
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I DO!!!!.
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@DoomScroling So not only are women not allowed to terminate an unwanted pregnancy, They’re also now being prevented from avoiding said pregnant in the first place. What. The. Actual. Fuck!!!.
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Happy 105th Birthday, Steve Rogers!🇺🇸🦅🎆🎇
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Best performance by sunglasses in motion picture?. (I still would love to know what she said to make him smirk like that😏)
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@muva_mel1990 @ask_aubry And not every woman wants to get married, and start a family. If that was her gig, great. But maybe her friend wants something more in life and good on her for chasing that dream.
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Took a walk at lunch again today. Had to take this pic—-the gorgeous fire of the leaves in front of that perfect autumnal blue sky. Sadly, we won’t have many more days like this.….
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Happy #NationalBrothersDay to our favourite pair of dorks @ChrisEvans and @thescottevans Love you both to bits 🥰🥰
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@segmentum1 @yashar There was no documentation or proof that the eating of cats and dogs happened in Springfield either, but that went viral.
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