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If baby momma hadn’t been the one to tell him NOW, it would have been his daughter telling him where he went wrong in 20 years when she tells him he’s not going to be the one walking her down the aisle.
There are absolutely no lies here. This is the wake up call he needs; I just
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Grumpy Horny Men: Well if I can’t take advantage of my wife, might as well burn that which I make her wash anyway! Mwahaha! Now I can have my pindick out at all times! No one can stop me!
The wives: Wait, you mean I won’t get r
@ped
AND I don’t have to wash their skid-marked man
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This dude: if a woman can afford going to Paris when she’s young, she clearly makes more money than me and that makes me uncomfortable, so instead of admitting that I’m a broke loser in my mommy’s basement, I’m projecting.
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Now imagine those same dudes getting upset seeing you have spicy sites AND you’re married. GASP — you & your man are so comfortable in your relationship & sexuality that you share it with others for monetary gain!? How DARE you not be single & dependent! (cue DT laser beam eyes)
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These same men are also fat-shaming women on the internet and telling them to go to the gym not knowing that loose skin is common in weight loss.
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It’s so sad the way dudes react when they see a woman enjoying her life without a man by her side.
It’s like, OH MY GODS, we CAN live without you.
*gasp*
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The way he articulates this is incredible, but truly, it’s the quietness in the room when he first started and waited for a reaction… That right there gives me a pinch more faith in humanity.
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“What can I do?”
Any time he sees me overwhelmed by anything, be it something I’m grieving or just life in general, he asks what he can do to help me and honestly, just having someone recognize/see the struggle is enough.
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Bear with me on this one (see what I did there? 🐻)
Man said “create another female species” — he’s deadass alluding to putting the eggs into another species of animal.
Is it just me, or is he projecting his bestiality kink?
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If only all men would let their intrusive thoughts win *before* going out on that first date.
Would make it so much easier to weed them out.
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This is a really weird way of saying that sleeping with men makes women weaker…
Ah, yes, the fragile ego of a man has shown itself yet again.