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Unhinged Game Show Host, dark fantasy writer, and LUFC fan mainly tweeting about Star Wars. Opinions my own. alt @gabetheamerican
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I’m not happy
#TheAcolyte
was canceled…
Sean wasn’t happy about what Guri was programmed to do for Xizor. No one is happy.
Watch our
#swtwt
impossible Star Wars trivia show and let’s be unhappy together. ⬇️link in reply
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@coreyloses
And the Jedi being like… “SURE! We will take this totally suspect clone army to the republic, despite someone clearly pulling something shady when they ordered it in our name, but it’ll be fine…right? WHAT COULD GO WRONG!?”
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@MaceAhWindu
I think you’re right. Or he just would have defied the council, gone into isolation, and chilled amidst the living force with animals or something
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@Ky1eKatarn
He’s also one of the most insufferable Jedi in the entire franchise, whether you’re considering Legends OR canon, and really exemplifies the arrogance and dogma of certain order members that allowed the Sith to rise. It’s so weird that he’s suddenly being lionized lol
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Joffy isn’t it, guys. I think it’s time to admit it.
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Sack GGG and offer him everything.
🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho and AS Roma part ways with immediate effect.
It’s over. 🟡🔴🇵🇹
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Meslier has a save percentage of 62.7% this season. That’s 4th BOTTOM in the Championship.
The defense is 4th TOP in xG against - only conceding 1.05g per 90min & 6 clean sheets (tied 2nd in the league).
Simply means Meslier is underperforming SIGNIFICANTLY vs shots on target.
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I limit most of my tweeting to
#LUFC
& ⚽️ content, omitting my personal life, and any influence I have is purely thanks to
@OneLeedsFC
. I’m going to diverge this once, speaking only for myself, and say, as a queer person, that the responses to the LUFC Pride🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️post are 🤮. (1/3)
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Imagine wanting to sack your manager with 4 matches left to go, tied for 2nd in the Championship on 87 points, and with everything to play for…
Yeah, Farke needs to make a few changes, and anxiety is high. But come on.
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“Any other season, 90 points gets you automatically promoted!”
❌FALSE❌
Over the last 8 Championship seasons, a 90pt total only gets you automatically up 50% of the time. It’s a good point total, yes, but stop saying this. It’s totally untrue
#LUFC
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@MrBrecken
Meanwhile, the choreography he loves — stick your arm out because the script says it needs to be cut off!
(Also, I love it — just pointing out the weird double standard)
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@MichaelSteidel
@coreyloses
Interesting too that the Jedi never had any substantive moral objection to cloning or the use of clones who have no agency to refuse for the meat grinder of war
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There’s only one thing George will have on his shirt
#YordHorde
Can someone who is good at photoshop change the car on his shirt to Lightning McQueen? I want to spread harmless misinformation
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Let’s be extremely clear about what Rubiales did. It wasn’t harmless, and it’s just the latest in a pattern of disgusting, dangerous, dehumanizing behaviors by him, coaches, and others in the Spanish FA.
It’s not just Spain, either. This is systemic.
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Well, I found the worst take in US Soccer media this week. If this is parody, someone tell me
@11Yanks
@ManagerTactical
@usmntonly
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@Ky1eKatarn
@sepinwall
Calling what an actor does “line readings” is like calling what a writer does “key mashing.” Intentionally disrespectful stuff to make edgelords happy
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The responses of “focus on football” or some of the gross stereotyping/insults I see from
#LUFC
fans are as clueless as they are ignorant. The same people spewing that nonsense are the ones who seem to not understand why Pride is even necessary. Ironic. (3/3)
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Pride doesn’t exist to make straight people feel bad about being straight, or to “indoctrinate” people into being queer. It declares to folks who have been excluded and stigmatized, both historically and now, that they’re welcome in ⚽️, fans and players alike (2/3)
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@jeronandor
It’s almost like he jumped out a window in the red keep to escape his mother, ran off to join the Jedi, only to ultimately drink poison later
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@noachlive
“Legal action at my discretion” lol
Guy has been watching too many Ben Shapiro clips.
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He won’t get man of the match very often (if ever), but let’s show some love to Joe Rodon. You won’t always notice a good CB performance, but any Leeds fan will be aware of the lack of major mistakes now.
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Exclusive: Everton staff concerned AS Leeds player Luis Sinisterra NO-SHOWS medical after transfer fee agreed.
The Leeds talisman was last seen with this very suspicious looking driver, who claimed to be driving for the Merseyside club.
@OneLeedsFC
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Many (including me) have criticized his performances, and that’s all valid. But I don’t question his desire. Regardless of what happens this season, we have a young player who is very committed to improving. Let’s hope it pays off.
Many behind the scenes at
#LUFC
only have good things to say about Aaronson as a character. And he will often stay behind at Thorp Arch to work on his finishing and set-pieces. [The Athletic]
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Berhalter gets to play CONCACAF teams over and over again more than any other USMNT manager in modern history, and he can’t break down a 10 man Trinidad & Tobago.
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@JacobBoushh
The fact that he didn’t know what courtship meant (and still doesn’t) seems to be an indicator that he might not be the brightest bulb…
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BREAKING: Marc Roca set to make a surprise return to Elland Road ahead of the deadline. Farke is reportedly keen to provide creative midfield depth, and
#LUFC
not keen to let Roca be perm sold for what Betis can pay for him. Player is in transit now. Big news for
@ConorMcGilligxn
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@ellaguro
She made an hours long video about a Canadian church’s Easter musical plays that riff off popular IPs ages ago. Considering that long standing level of commitment, id say other video essays aren’t going far enough!
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@FOXSoccer
@AlexiLalas
If only someone MANAGED them to be better…I feel like there’s a job for that…
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This you?
Sinisterra has given up here.
Raphinha at least he cared.
Sinisterra will be on Instagram tagging Feyenood fans after the game
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@NbRubbish
Seriously! Also, gotta love how it’s “Darth Malgus’ lover” 😂 She has a name: Eleena Daru, and 🙃 defining her solely by her intimate relationship to Malgus is, by definition, sexualizing her😂
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Why does every single American footballer have to be connected to Captain America? It’s not clever. It’s lame.
Tyler Adams will join Chelsea after they activated his $25M release clause, per
@FabrizioRomano
🇺🇸🔙
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Hey all. I’m just a dopey Leeds fan who appears on
@OneLeedsFC
once a week thanks to
@ConorMcGilligxn
. I planned a big launch of my channel w/ comedy & promo clips. However, something critical is happening. (1/3)
#RubialesAgresor
#JenniHermoso
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Also, hats off to Rutter, who has found things tough lately. Big players show up when it really matters, and I’m pleased to see this from him.
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Enjoy the isolation, Gnonto. You have a contract, and you haven’t done nearly enough to be making demands.
If Everton want you, then they can overpay. If not, you can rot.
Orta days are over, and this is a business.
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@ManagerTactical
@usmntonly
@TomKludt
Only Berhalter and US Soccer could turn healing a player/coach rift into a bureaucratic nightmare
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I seriously love Tyler Adams and I’ll die inside if he goes to Rory Jennings FC
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@ManagerTactical
Why did you include all their first initials? I spent a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out if this was some kind of code.
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@FOXSoccer
Berhalter is out there talking about expected goals after going out of a weak group in a tournament they just lost 😂
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@darkjedi2552
He is so predictably off. First of all, Plagueis’ presence in the shadows in a 15 sec clip doesn’t tell us anything other than he’s lurking & watching. How do we know he didn’t get involved with the making of the twins? How do we know he didn’t collude with the witches, or that
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@realswtheory
1. A LOT of Legends books were written when there was only 3 films, and those novels regularly were contradicted by new canon when the prequels hit.
2. George said numerous times that Legends — the EU at that time — wasn’t canonical, that they were stories inspired by his work,
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@WookOfficial
I’ve been reading for YEARS and cannot tell you how many hours I’ve melted in front of my screen refreshing on old books I read and reading random articles. ALL WORTH IT. Happy to be able to engage after all the joy you’ve given :)
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I agree with Joe here. Panic seems to be rotting our brains. Team didn’t train, injuries suddenly hit, had a poor first half and then dug our way out to salvage a point. Keep the CB partnership of Ethan/Rodon, put Archie at CM, and we take care of biz at home against Hull.
Same script after Huddersfield then!? Throw everything in the bin and get Bamford out! Boring now, Get some
New material 😴
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False. Bellingham was absolutely correct and you’re a melt for defending Mason Greenwood.
Say what ever you want about Mason greenwood but what Bellingham said was wrong and not Professional, Mason Greenwood we stand with you.
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@samstejskal
You don’t have to be a top international team to get out of this group in this tournament
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Leeds watching the offers for Sini and Gnonto come today.
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@lite_thespark
100%! We feel her loneliness, the struggle just to stay alive, and the wide eyed and playful side of her as well — the competence, thirst for adventure, resilience — I was hooked in after that
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@USMNT
They’re just going to hire Steve Cherundolo, who would take the job right away, but they’ll drag this out a few months to gaslight fans into the idea that they conducted some kind of extensive search.
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Ampadu, Rodon, Byram, Spence, Piroe, Kamara, Gruev, Darlow.
Incredible window, honestly.
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No reason to be criticizing Jadon Anthony yesterday at all. He was solid, and to be playing at all under those circumstances is remarkable.
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Breaking: Willy Gnonto has not been seen since entering this taxi on Merseyside. Medical must be completed in order for the deal to go through. If anyone else has any information, please send our way.
@OscarMarrio
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@benwright
A better place isn’t limping into a WC, relying on Jamaica own goals, losing to Panama twice in the last 12mo, getting ousted from a weak group in a major tournament we hosted at home, only managing a 7% win record against the top 20 not called Mexico, and only beating CONCACAF
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@MrVilla1910
@coreyloses
It always makes me wonder though how no other world, out of thousands, couldn’t have come up with some battle robots of their own! arm the r2 units!
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@ManagerTactical
But the real questions:
1. Will Gregg actually change his tactics to contain Bielsa murder ball?
2. Will Gregg actually pick his best XI in a tournament?
3. Will Gregg be able to make a tactical pivot if things go wrong?
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Thank you, Tyler Adams, for forcing your way out of our club for a fair transfer, taking wages off our books, and saving us a season of injury woes!
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QPR aren’t any good, and while our players have shown flashes on individual bases, I am not impressed with how we’re playing.
I’ve been less than pleased with Farke over the last 2 weeks. Not saying it’s endemic yet, or that I want him out, but the performances should be better
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The privilege of joining these lads on what was already a top class show this year has been immense. Thanks to
@ConorMcGilligxn
and
@Brownie89
for rolling the dice on this nasal-voiced, over-opinionated American.
Over an hour worth of stuff and also near a year on since the Debrief first started - this weeks show has just hit 22,000 views.
The show is absolutely smashing it every week - thanks so much for your support.
#LUFC
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This is why some of us don’t want Dan James and Liam Cooper in the starting XI. Yes, they perform in flashes, but the only consistency there is inconsistency - error and blunder prone.
Good players are good all the time. They’re not.
Get Joe Rodon and Jaidon Anthony on.
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@CodyFandom_
All Tem said is that he hasn’t been called yet. There’s a lot of conflating between his quotes and the speculation of the article writer.
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Watford have held Ipswich to a 0-0 draw. Millwall beat Leicester. We drew with Sunderland.
It’s going to be an all out war over the next 4 games. At this point, clever analysis and break downs matter less than a full-throated roar of support.
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Gnonto is on 20k quid a week.
Fine him 25k for every match he sits out in protest, then graduate the fee higher ever 2nd match.
We’ll see how he likes the play hardball.
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It’s not the time to melt down or get so angry to the point that people are saying “Farke out.” That’s pretty excessive.
However, he should be fielding hard questions about too late subs, lack of changes, and lack of tactical flexibility. We’re predictable, and he’s stubborn.
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@PaulTenorio
Also, every other coach would say something like “we want to focus on ourselves, not what other teams are doing.”
We have our manager telling players on the pitch scores of other games. FML
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If we sign Paintsill, Piroe, and Amiri in the same 48hr period, my brain might explode
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@retneysholocron
I love how folks like this use “logic” in a way that completely lacks any understanding of the word 😂
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@tommy_stella
I also want to point out how chuds like this will edit a thumbnail that clearly depicts “alive” vs “dead” Star Wars through a dichotomy lens of a white woman against a black woman, and then dare to say there’s no racism in their takes.
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@IrelandKimmer
@sw_tweets
She edited the original film and is largely credited with saving it.
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@themancalorians
@starwars
Tales of the Bounty Hunters — with cad bane & Boba overlapping with a young Sabine wren, black sun, and the OGs from ESB.
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The fanbase doesn’t quite realize the extent that they’ve been gaslit by their owners in the past. The vast majority of clubs and professionals don’t leak, DM content creators, etc., but because we’ve had those dopes in charge for so long, it’s what’s expected.
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KATE. ABDO.
She is absolutely pelting the logic for Berhalter.
“How do you get past that level of toxicity?”
“There’s not enough money for a men’s coach?”
“Can you not choose someone without that baggage?”
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@SCentralized
“I need someone to show me my place in all this.” -> quintessential SW moment
“Traitor!” -> the dancing GIFs and TR-8R memes gave me life
“Chewie, we’re home.” -> enough said
Favorite moment of all wasn’t a line, though…it was Han’s slow touch to the face of his son at the
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Bielsa. Marsch. Gracia. Allardyce. Now Farke.
Some dopes out there will really think these guys were to blame for the same exact script every match: we look the better side, then concede through boneheaded defending.
IT’S. THE. DEFENDERS.
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Exclusive sneak peak at the Everton Football Club 2023-2024 program. I think it’s really poor form to be including Gnonto in it before he’s even signed for them, but Farke did say it’s going to be a big week next week for
#LUFC
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Folks won’t want to hear this, but Max Wober as a championship CB + Pascal and another loan for cover (or heaven forbid Cresswell gets a nod as 3rd option behind Wober and Pascal) would be perhaps the best tandem in the division.
🚨 Looks like Harrison and Roca still have loan clauses in their contracts.
Wober, Aaronson and Kristensen still need to be dealt with; it’s feasible that they will go out on loan again, but Farke and the rest of the leadership will have a meeting to decide what to do with them.
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@Ky1eKatarn
@Huff4King
I also love that there’s no mention of JJ Abram, Kasdan, or Arndt in the Rey hate…you know…the three guys who conceived, wrote, and created her lol
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@ohcatrina
Great example of legalistic interpretations of a code versus essential interpretations
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I’m not going to complain or nitpick any performances. I’m proud of our boys. They gave one of the most expensive sides in world football all they could handle tonight, and we didn’t field our best lineup. Would have loved to have won. I hate losing. Still proud.
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