Ernest
@ErnestWanyama
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The dream Vs The Reality!
Can't get into it but this year has totally been my year.
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Post graduate diploma in legal practice down...call me counsel!
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The "with you" is silent!
What Does It Mean When a Man Says He's "Not Ready" for a Relationship?
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Me: when fuel gets to 5,500, I am going to park this car and start using a boda.
Rain:
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My work wife parked next to me and it's totally giving 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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Jaden broke and the most mature laughter you'll ever here from a kid!
Quote this tweet with a funny meme or video that makes you laugh when you’re sad.
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Everything Kampala men do...Kampala women do better.
Ffe mwe..mwe fwe!
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Client asked for a member of staff called Annet and the receptionist called me!
I really really dislike my name being mispronounced!
How you gonna call me Alex after I have told you I am Ernest!
Arggghhhhh!
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Arya Starr took them all in her song!
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First we are a landlocked country.
And now we are a district locked country!
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Those what!?
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The third floor is in sight...we toast to new age...may we age gracefully little man!
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We've done these things pls...look at us now...don't even trigger me man!
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Simple...I don't have morals.
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Without a book!
A Weekend without a book is a boring weekend...
How are u spending yours?? 🤔🤔
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Finding clothes that fit me is haaaarrrrdddddd...took me over a week to find my first kanzu.
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I can't make this up!
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Client asked for a member of staff called Annet and the receptionist called me!
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Dear Kanzu lady, I am sorry I was complaining.
My Kanzu is going to cost twice as much coz it takes two pieces of cloth to make a kanzu that can fit me...if I see someone tweeting something like "tall guys keep winning," we shall fight coz where's the winning if I have to spend twice as much for clothing!?
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You let them go!
Help Needed: How do you deal with someone who doesn’t know how to be romantic?
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3 children.
Raising them to be responsible, disciplined, hardworking, modest, outstanding and God loving.
Buying each of them a car once they land a stable income stream or even sooner.
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You can keep your seats and table please.
"No matter how tall your father is, you have to do your own growing. No matter how much money your father has, you need to make your own money. And the man whose father bought a car for him is not worthy to sit at the table of men who ride bicycles that they bought with their own
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Liked 5 of your tweets
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Ya'll dating really tall men, where are you buying khaki trousers for them?
Fellow tall men, where are you buying khaki trousers from?
Munyambe bambi!
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@MondeRay_
Hate to be the one to inform you but the last person that said this prayer didn't have it answered...good luck though.
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So I and
@MrKasozi
organised a simple and affectionate sendoff for our good friend and my workboo today.
Hey boo, the sky is the limit and may God keep guiding your steps to much greater places.
Also no more workboos, you can never be ready for goodbye 😅😅😅😅😅
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As I was saying!
Tomorrow is wear your Kanzu, gomesi, kikoyi, mushanana, leopard skin or other African outfit to work day!
#AfricaDay2021
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It is only you twitter guys that fear relationships...people are in love, going on dates, trips, in functional talking stages, getting cuddled, gifts, choosing baby names, etc.
But all these mikolo I am seeing….. are all these people in love Oba it’s just a trend ?
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If you see this, retweet with a picture of you smiling. Keep it going. ☺️
If you see this, retweet with a picture of you smiling. Keep it going. ☺️
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As a general rule, we don't usually wear patterned ties on patterned shirts.
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Does anyone else get anxiety from having to reply to texts?
And then more anxiety from accumulated unreplied texts?
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Basamia /Bagwe photo dump
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Recreated this today but didn't take a picture....
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Love selflessly.
Be intentional.
Know your partner and allow them know you so you both figure out how you best operate.
Do gifts and dates.
Be playful.
Communicate effectively.
Involve God.
Be smart and emotionally mature.
Spice your intimacy often.
Be faithful.
What advice would you give to someone who is about to get into a relationship?
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You lot always want to be on the receiving end!
Tell you what, I'd prefer me a woman that takes charge of that "when am I seeing you" and turns it into "when you take me wine tasting on this day at this place!"
I love a man who initiates things "you busy this weekend? I was hoping we could go wine tasting" not these
"when am I seeing you"
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Another day, another variant of my name!
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Your next challenge is to give Ugandans uninterrupted power supply.
Umeme:
#OutageAlert
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Areas around Kireka, Kyaliwajala, Namugongo, Mutungo,Luzira, Kitintale, Kamuli rd, Bweyogerere, Kirinya, Bukasa, Mbuya, Naalya, Kira, Bulindo, Nakwero, Nsasa are off due to technical fault. Work is in progress to restore Power. Apologies for the inconveniences. EM
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Wedding guest....Gulu is actually nice!
My barber just told me my wedding haircuts are getting really frequent and wondered when my own would be.
This man's 🤡ing.
Regardless...Gulu be nice!
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He is who he thought he was.. he was HIM.
One of the best ever cast characters for me.
Can't hate him.
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Because of Judas, we got the salvation story, because of you, that kid has got his salvation story...see God!
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We've cut her farewell cake!
My work wife parked next to me and it's totally giving 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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Laptop disturbs at your desk.
You take it to IT and when you get there, it is working perfectly.
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The roles for tomorrow have been assigned.
I am not on kitchen duty!
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Do not date a woman if you can't provide for her.
Do not date a man as a means of being provided for.
Both men and women should ensure they can individually handle their basic needs.
Dating unemployed beautiful ladies is such a hard task to deal with 😂😂
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Catholics, ka lent Friday reminder:
Meat samosas - meat.
Sausages - meat.
Chicken - meat.
Pork - meat.
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Not me taking lawyer maths to quiz night!
If they rely on me, we gonna come last, again!
Coz what do you mean 30 divide by half is 60 and not 15!?
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The attendant at shell really asked if I was okay with taking V power since premium wasn't there!!?
Broooooo!
With which money!?
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Wasn't sure whether I should cook or not, and then the sign presented itself...time to play chef!
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I find this so evasive and disrespectful!
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We back in business fellas!
Life is already short. At least spend it with a tall guy.
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Deliver frame 4 now now, before someone from the village calls me with an emergency.
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I don't know about ya'll other physical touch people, but I got hugged today and I can go until 2023...
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Everything Vanilla >>>>>
Hear me out, Vanilla flavoured yoghurt>>>strawberry flavoured yoghurt 😭😭
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Even if they call now!
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Deliver frame 4 now now, before someone from the village calls me with an emergency.
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I gave watermelon a chance last week, and it was still UNDERWHELMING!
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Even if the rain interferes with the dstv signal...it won't stop me.
Radio tribute....
#NTVDanceParty
Babylove back in da ting.
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Ras humongously toned down his sarcasm and still rubs some people the wrong way.
What if they found the Ras before Auntie Ras!?
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Eye defect maths is thinking eating carrots often will make your eyesight better.
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Ended up in Jinja last night...without my car.
Anyway, who's coming back to Kampala today antwaleko.
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Watches
Shoes
Shirts/t-shirt
Jerseys
Chains
Rings
Jackets
Trench coats
Perfume
Feel his car (if he drives)
Lovingos
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I reached safely...and now I feel to buy an electric scooter!
HFS...it is a scooter, I am even more excited!
My first scooter ride ever!
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Tems: love me jeje, love me tender.
Me: love me jeje, love me tender.
Tems: you're my sugar, my honey, my tender lover.
Me: you're my sugar, my honey, my tender lover.
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Where are the Catholics that forgot and ate meat yesterday?
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I hope ya'll find and turn out to be ideal partners.
I hope ya'll raise kids and teach them to respect boundaries and personal spaces and to deal with family scandals privately - as a family.
Pandora's box has been opened and I hope the family is ready for what comes next.
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It is on you to think you met her accidentally!!!!!
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6 hours...that's all my body could give me...6 hours of sleep.
Up at 7:30am on a public holiday.
This is why I don't even play that alarm politics during work days, coz I know I won't sleep beyond 7:30.
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I just told my 5 year old cousin I am a lawyer and the little man proceeded to say, "lawyers can lie..."
Excuse me!!!! Who's instigating such bias from such a tender age!?
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Good vibes is the south pole and
#NTVDanceParty
is the north pole....this thing is so magnetic.
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Dear Catholics,
I hope this finds you in time
It is a Friday, you're hereby reminded of the obligatory abstinence.
Kind regards and a blessed day to you all.
PS; the sunset is just a bonus.
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@UgandanHunk
Sir if you aren't gonna give her money to change her hair, you are best asking for no explanations about it!
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Normally I relate to spinning after a couple drinks...but tonight I am relating to spinning courtesy of Babylove...guy a spinning ekyuma.
#NTVDanceParty
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Breath vs breathe!
But can't you guys also see a gig from a mile away!?
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Disclaimer: just word play.
I am warm,
I am tender,
I am a smiley,
I can hold you back - softly or tightly,
I can see your world in black and white,
But if you prefer, I can see it in color,
If you choose me, another teddy bear you'll bear.
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