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@jonxpol
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She just deleted highlights of her and her man🙏🏾
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@jonxpol
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Clearly you guys haven’t seen my girl
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witchcraft allegations
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face card of the year
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@jonxpol
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They steal your phone and the first thing you worry about are snapchat streaks??😂😂😂
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@jonxpol
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“I can’t drink like I used to” - Ugandans at 22
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@jonxpol
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6:30am?? You’re blasting Alienskin?? Fuck freshers man
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@jonxpol
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1 month
If i flirted with you in 2020 it doesn’t count, i thought we were about to die
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@jonxpol
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6 months
Can't spoil a broke ting . She'll think she finessed you
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@jonxpol
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5 months
When i’m trynna flirt with a galaxy ting and she mentions her tuition
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Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗
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@jonxpol
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@jonxpol
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If i send you this, tell your boyfriend to wrap it up
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@jonxpol
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Ju’lying😂
@jonxpol
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June’s over?
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@jonxpol
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2 months
Reading for an exam is easier than cheating
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What opinions about exams will have you like this?
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@jonxpol
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5 months
How tf are you kissing someone you just met at the club?😂
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@jonxpol
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3 months
But these Diani guys,all your posting is sand and alcohol, are you guys eating??
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@jonxpol
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8 months
Working hard so my wife can be a range rover mum >>>
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@jonxpol
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4 months
I’m convinced kids birthday parties are an excuse for adults to day drink😂
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@jonxpol
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10 months
This babe invited me for a phaneroo service and I kindly declined,she then killed streaks and unadded me on snap😂
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@jonxpol
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4 months
“ Guy has dated 7 babes and all together they don’t even make a 10”😂😂
@nimaroelaineo
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don’t be ashamed of your C.V😂😂😂😂 you’re responsible for it at the end of the day
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@UncleMarkUganda
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What’s your Phaneroo testimony? #MyGreatPriceVI
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@jonxpol
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6 months
I can never hate on guys who are beneficiaries of corruption b’se if i was de😂😂
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@jonxpol
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4 months
If this ucu ting lets me hit, this is how I’m pulling up to mukono
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@jonxpol
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3 months
you look at a ting , check your account balance and go about your day
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@jonxpol
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5 months
I’m learning instead of revising
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@jonxpol
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There is nothing as easy as flirting with a girl you don’t like
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@jonxpol
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6 months
“If he wanted to,he would” First of all start by acknowledging that his life is as complex as yours
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@jonxpol
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7 months
Maybe if lecture notes were posted on here i’d be doing better
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@jonxpol
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10 months
Birthday make up makes y’all look hideous
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@jonxpol
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1 year
SMACK League has a better artist line up than Blankets&Wine tbh😂
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@jonxpol
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5 months
In gym, no pre workout ,no music,just thoughts of her with another man
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@jonxpol
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Imagine making noise for a living ,i just love NRG radio guys 😂
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@jonxpol
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6 months
You see a ting,sigh and go about your day smh
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@jonxpol
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Honestly if a ting got me flowers,I’d foldd
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@jonxpol
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1 year
My roommate watched the online church service with gyal laying on his chest😂
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@jonxpol
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Life since i quit taking alcohol
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@jonxpol
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I honestly don’t know what women want,so this ting asked me whether i have hoes and i said no and she said and i quote “ how can i be with someone no one wants”😂smh i’ve never felt so disrespected
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@jonxpol
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Some of y’all private stories are a waste of data
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@jonxpol
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some of you are dating to post and it shows
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@jonxpol
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6 months
You expect me to trust you yet i got you from another man😂😂😂first be serious
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@jonxpol
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If today goes well,find me at spear motors
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@jonxpol
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5 months
Going through these slides and i’ve made peace with the fact that i only went to lectures for attendance
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@jonxpol
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For what it’s worth,keep showing up
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@jonxpol
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Do you know how annoying you have to be for a nigga to unadd/block you?
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@jonxpol
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STOP OVER SHARING STOP OVER SHARING STOP OVER SHARING STOP OVER FUCKIN SHARING!!!!!
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@jonxpol
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1m snap score?? A guy?😂
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@jonxpol
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Composure don finish
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@jonxpol
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March starting on a Frio??? May this month be filled with good vibes 🙏🏾
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@jonxpol
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One thing for sure is that my liver can handle more than my heart
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@jonxpol
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I think we’re like 3 Ugandans that haven’t been to nambos yet
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@jonxpol
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All loyal men in kampala have gathered
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@jonxpol
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this comeback is personal
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@jonxpol
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Just b’se your pain is valid doesn’t mean your behavior is justified
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@jonxpol
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I love the homies fr ,no diddy
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@jonxpol
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Ting told me an uber dropped her off,since when does a GLE do uber?😂😂😂
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@jonxpol
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7 months
I'm about to start calling this girl Kenneth, because Mugabi.
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@jonxpol
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If she wants you,you’ll know
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@jonxpol
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Idk who needs to hear this but make your bad financial decisions while you’re still young
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@jonxpol
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How come these bu fuckers that used faint in high school don’t faint at uni?
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@jonxpol
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How can i hate someone on your behalf and then you become friends again???? Mstchewww
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@jonxpol
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If a lecturer can’t teach all course units how tf does he expect me to know all course units ffs
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@jonxpol
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Stop giving people the benefit of the doubt, people know exactly what they’re doing!
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@Zoya_ki_batein
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When a man is serious about you, nothing can push him away, not even YOU !!
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@jonxpol
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Only way to enjoy this app is when you’re not looking for any form of validation nor engagement 😂
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@jonxpol
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If your girl is at Strath,focus on yourself young king
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@jonxpol
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you be de thinking you’re shooting your shot kumbe babe is just letting you shoot. can’t hate the game😂
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@jonxpol
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When i run into my homeboy at groove
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@jonxpol
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Just in time for valentine’s !
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@jonxpol
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don’t let a broke,unfunny ho stress you
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@jonxpol
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Can’t believe someone’s nickname at smack was “Nyokos”😂
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@jonxpol
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What’s meant for you will never leave you!
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Wait you guys still date based off schools? Crazy
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Guys from Ngo will give you unsolicited hope, and yet the real plan is to end up with a babe from Gungas smh.
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@jonxpol
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Some guy de is manifesting nyigos 😂😂
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Whatever you cannot afford ,avoid !!
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@C_NyaKundiH
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BREAKING NEWS: Kenyans have occupied Parliament Buildings.
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@jonxpol
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How dating works in kampala
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@jonxpol
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Just because no moves are being posted doesn’t mean no moves are being made
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@jonxpol
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Not even alcohol can make me over share
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@ManziTracy
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I love drinking alcohol but I’m not an alcoholic pls😭😭
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@jonxpol
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I can’t speak for all men but all my girl has to do is look pretty, I’ll make all ends meet!
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Rent alone is $2,300 and yall still screaming “it’s a man’s job to provide” girl stfu and help that man with ya selfish ass 🙄
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@jonxpol
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Joshua Baraka is a national treasure
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@jonxpol
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Boda guys that don’t don’t involve you in conversation >>>
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Gyal out here dating for survival 😂
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@jonxpol
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But why are Bibles so expensive? I thought the word of God is free
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@jonxpol
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The people you love don't know how inaccessible you are to other people, untill they become other people.
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@jonxpol
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So the US gets hit with a hurricane but power stays on while clouds just darken in kampala and power goes off ?
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@jonxpol
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The year ending on a Sunday and the new one beginning on a Monday sure means business!
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When her body 10/10 but her face 3/10
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@jonxpol
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Etania’s B&W performance was crazyyy
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@jonxpol
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Comparison is a thief of joy, Love yours !
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@jonxpol
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@tarsis_de_gonya Reminds me of the quote “ People won’t know we did our best incase we don’t make it.”
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@jonxpol
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Any Ugandan that has eaten sushi and claims they’re craving sushi is a clout chaser!!!
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@jonxpol
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"A man who blames God for not answering his prayers immediately, needs to thank God for not punishing him for his sins immediately"
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@jonxpol
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But how tf is a corpse called a “mighty” in luganda
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@jonxpol
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If my son won’t be bullied for having a hot mum please stay away from me
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@jonxpol
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I’d rather have Liverpool win the league than Arsenal
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@jonxpol
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“ you know way too much about God, to act,think and speak the way you do.”
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@jonxpol
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idk how y’all survive without older sisters😂
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They can’t ruin what they don’t know about
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I think Love me JeJe by Tems might be the summer song of the year🤷🏾‍♂️
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