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You knew what it was when you signed up | USC Alumnus | he/whore | Sword of Omens give me Sight Beyond Sight | Tweets may be dramatized/hypothesized for the TL
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@Frediculous
Once she gets her first social she about to tweet something about the trenches
If I see one "i came out the trenches/gutter I really made it" tweet/post/caption they will no longer be receiving their scholarships on me
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@285Slim
UHD is referring to the resolution
OLED is screen technology
A TV could be UHD(4K) OLED. That particular doesn't have a good rating so it's an L anyway
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"Omg you've embarrassed me"
Who else would know about that L if you or the other parties involved don't share it?
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@NotThe12GAF
She the only one reporting on this news too
"Omg you've embarrassed me"
Who else would know about that L if you or the other parties involved don't share it?
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@poursomehenny
Now you can look back
If a someone said "let's take a pic" on the first date would that come off as weird or remind you of a rom com where they look back on their first date & have a physical photo
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If I see one "i came out the trenches/gutter I really made it" tweet/post/caption they will no longer be receiving their scholarships on me
My kids ain’t getting shit out the mud. Their future gon be mud free on me
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@285Slim
Then there's ppl that say "let me vent pls" go vent to your therapist. I'll bring in solutions as soon as I have enough info
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Everything reminds of her
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Women & men keep coming to the TL to storyboard their Ls when it could've been taken in silence
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When you leave her place knowing she was down to smash but you were trying to connect with her first
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If a someone said "let's take a pic" on the first date would that come off as weird or remind you of a rom com where they look back on their first date & have a physical photo
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After she was 20 min late to getting ready & y'all make it to the theater shortly before the movie actually starts
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Somehow it reminds me of that Family Guy scene where Peter could choose a boat or a mystery box
Good pussy is good pussy but the mystery of new pussy done cost men everything
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If you don't believe in science stop taking vitamin supplements, drinking protein shakes & steroids
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@Jani__Gee
I always say ppl dont know who their "perfect" person really is
If they went back in time & told someone how to act to get with them sooner I couldnt see the success rate be be higher than 10%
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Send all the dudes in your DMs nudes & let all the locals in ya mentions hit.
Dont be selfish.
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She tells you "just so you know we not fuckin" right before y'all hangout or go on one date
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@1coachmac_
@285Slim
Dependent on your budget. This is a good site to go off of to read reviews
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Then the questions are going to be about the Murder Hornets & that's the part they didn't study
History students in 2040 highlighting the important stuff in the chapter about 2020
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*Asking the professor what I need to know for the exam*
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USC extended the Uber hours. They just want all of us to excel in hoeing around during finals
#FightOn
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Back in my day there was one on Hoover & 30th
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*whole time Cersei was on-screen* Me: SLIT HER THROAT!
*When she died*
Me:
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Me: I'm gonna be better than my old man. He cheated & left his kids
Inner me: you yo daddy's son
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@twodegreemami
You can still do movies & CDs, just more difficult.
Video games and Office can still be standalones
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@mynamekaye
If they not too tight, yea it's 🔥
If they keep coming back too much, they gotta come off at some point (sooner than later)
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Your power.
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So he just does modern business
9. realizing tech hubby doesn’t know how computers work either (why’d I even marry him…?)
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PG version of “And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house “
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Physically still a 10. The ranking was made by guys for physical attributes. Hoes brought in personality instead of keeping it separate. They just be annoying about it
A bad attitude doesn’t take a 10 to a 4, it makes you a 10 with a bad attitude
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The fantasy of new pussy always the GOAT but after 2-3 strokes it can change the verdict
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“ where do you see us going”
Me:
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Unrelated to the Q.
When did she get the bazookas upgrade
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Must be a short relationship bc that 3 seconds is almost at the half way point
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*Looking at the USC bill for tuition due in August*
Time to start selling my body.
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