emma
@EmmaGMyers
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in a mood | host @apartmentville | writer (?)
New York, NY
Joined July 2011
writing & other projects at my website: ☀️ videos & other junk below ⬇️🧵 love you! 💖
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got invited to a party in ten days where people “really dress up” which is, i must say, an incredibly stressful position to be put in
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the music on this? out of control. i’ve never been so moved.
One of my favorite moments from last season. Baseball is Cinema
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it sure is about that time — paint my nails/beg you to come to the show time! 💅🏼 the next @apartmentville is gonna be so much fun, i really hope you’ll come hang out with us! ✨ MONDAY, 2/17 at 9:30pm @caveatnyc! don’t miss it! 🥳 🎟️ GET TICKETS:
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shoulda come to @apartmentville
Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”
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this is my stance for the evening.
i gotta say generally i’m pretty anti-philly but whoever coined the phrase “go birds” was really onto something
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report: patrons of the bar i work at NOT enthused by my putting on the samsung tv channel that runs a 24/7 loop of antiques roadshow
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!!!!!!!!!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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i for one am heartened to know that feminism is alive and well (i’m on my way to my esthetician friend’s house for a brazilian then she and i are going straight to housewives trivia) 🎀🌷🩷👛💐👠💋
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i am so excited for this show. are you gonna come to it??? because i would so love to see you there. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 GET TICKETS NOW (please & thank u):
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RT @apartmentville: WOW WOW WOW!!!!! next show’s gonna be so frickin fun don’t miss it!!!!!!! MONDAY, 2/17 at 9:30pm @caveatnyc!!! GET TI…
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if you’re gonna accuse me of something at LEAST make it something i actually did. for the DRAMA.
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ok so i got back on my blog for the first time in nearly a year and wrote a paragraph about love, kind of. like that’s a CRIME?!?!?!?!!!!?!! (and YEAH i’m gonna attach a crappy film photo to the tweet!!!!! call the cops why don’tcha!!!!!)
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scott boras should be burned at the stake lowkey
According to @BNightengale, Pete Alonso has made it clear he “badly wants to return to the New York Mets.” Bob also noted the Blue Jays have been his only other serious suitor, “and if Alonso really wanted to sign there, or anywhere else on a short-term deal, it likely would have happened already.” 🔗:
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don’t worry everybody i’ve started curating the playlist for my birthday (four months away)
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have become pals with a handful of dudes at one of my jobs and every time one of them is leaving the place i make a huge deal about it. “are you leaving me?????” i say with big sad eyes as they zip their coats. they all literally hate this bit and i will never stop doing it. ❤️
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i don’t wish for people’s breakups so much as i wish for people to experience a major life change in their late 20s to mid 30s. some people are in need of a major life change!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s gotta happen to some people!!!!!!!!!!!!! just wait!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i will lose my fucking mind if mark canha comes back to the mets. i will LOSE my MIND.
According to @JonHeyman, the Mets offered Mark Canha a non-guaranteed deal. He also noted the team hasn’t strongly pursued Jose Iglesias, “yet.”
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